Chapter 42: Isn't This Nima My Voice?
His own millions of fans were also shocked, but he didn't expect PDD to recognize a little anchor as a brother! They had to be surprised, but PDD said so, and I also felt that Lin Fan was not bad, at least after a minute or two of contact, it could be seen that he was not a good person, and he was a little sassy, really temperamental! So it's all joking.
"Tut-tut, Brother PDD, so it's called PEE?"
"PEE this is good, another little pig, invincible little pigskin!"
"No, no, no, there's nothing wrong with PEE, but the little sassy pig is wrong, and the little dog is not bad?"
"Dogs? Not bad, this is good, single little! ”
"Hahaha! It's all the talent who came up with the name! ”
Even Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect such a result, and he didn't know how to say it all of a sudden! I had to laugh at it: "You think of me like this, I have no choice but to obey my fate with respect, so be it!" I'll give you a gift! I don't know if I can get on the microphone? ”
Gift???
This surprised PDD, there was still a gift to give, and at the same time, he also pondered what the other party meant! But send a message anyway!
PDD: "Pick me up!" ”
After a while, PDD hugged the microphone, and the two live broadcast rooms can be said to be linked!
Lin Fan also spoke: "You are old, then I will call you PDD big brother, you can call me Xiaofan!" ”
Literacy is very important to a person, the other party is older than himself, plus the other party means obviously to carry himself, although he does not need to carry himself, but this kindness is also a grace, and the big brother is to express his gratitude for this selfless help!
"Yes, yes!" PDD replied.
Lin Fan drank a glass of water and coughed dryly: "Ahem, I'll test it first!" ”
"Hello everyone! I'm a sassy pig~"
"How?"
Everyone was stunned for a moment when they remembered this voice, because this is a bit similar to the PDD sound!
"What's going on? Didn't you just talk to a pig, right? ”
"This voice is at least like fifty percent, and the pig didn't open his mouth just now?"
", Brother Fan, are you imitating the pig to speak?"
"This, this, what kind of routine, why is this... It's the pig who speaks, right? ”
PDD himself can be sure that he has not spoken, and if the other party is not playing the recording, then...
This made him exclaim: "Brother... Brother, just now? ”
Lin Fan didn't answer his words, but continued to imitate his voice and said, "How are you now?" ”
PDD swallowed a mouthful of saliva, this time it was even more like, and replied tremblingly: "Six... Sixty percent! ”
Lin Fan took a deep breath and said, "What now?" How many have it become? ”
In addition to the 100,000 viewers in his own live broadcast room, including the millions of viewers on the PDD side, they all kept their mouths shut, did not type, and watched this scene motionlessly.
PDD subconsciously replied: "Ninety percent!" ”
At the same time, he was even more shocked, if it weren't for the fact that there was still a trace of impurities in it, then he would definitely think that he would speak again!
Lin Fan spoke again: "What now?" How many imaging? ”
"Bang bang bang!"
PDD clearly felt it, my heart was beating rapidly, and I quickly drank a sip of water, so as not to scare out a heart attack!
After taking a big sip, PDD knew that this was not a dream, took a hard breath, slapped the table and roared: "Fuck, brother, are you human?" How to do this, it's all my own voice! ”
That's right, this voice is 100%, PDD is completely sure, his own voice can be completely distinguished, if it is not that he did not speak, he must suspect that he just said it!
Millions of viewers stopped their mouths of eating melons, chickens, ducks, and smoking, and when they heard PDD admit themselves, they all took a deep breath, because this is exactly the same as other people's voices, this is simply terrifying, only appeared on TV, and it was the first time I saw reality!
"This is what people do? Is it using some kind of high technology, how is it possible? ”
"This is perverted, and it can become exactly the same voice as everyone else."
"I've heard Brother Fan turn into a female voice, and I thought it was a voice change, but I didn't expect it..."
"Holy! This Nima turned into my voice to call my wife, and that didn't cheat the money out. ”
"Tut-tut, this is not the most important thing, the important thing is to enter your house, turn off the lights, and sleep your wife by imitating your voice, your wife doesn't know yet!"
"This is the most serious, the key is to sleep with your wife, your wife is pregnant, and your son is not yours yet!"
"6666 is a big writer who was delayed by the live broadcast, it's a pity that you don't want to be a writer if you have this brain hole!"
Lin Fan couldn't help but be stunned when he saw some barrages.
Because this became someone else's voice, he learned it in six years in prison to a sixty-year-old man sentenced to life imprisonment!
The old man's name is Wang Da! The real old man next door, and he happened to be arrested by the police as the barrage said.
Because Wang Daneng changed his voice but did not go the right way, he became a liar, and at the same time he was too sexy, imitating the voice of other people's husbands, entering the house, turning off all the lights, and sleeping with his wife.
The reason for catching it is because there were too many planes in the early years, and there were many times in the small village, so naturally there was a problem with that kidney! Kidney deficiency, premature ejaculation!
The body has already been hollowed out, so once when I did this, it was over in five seconds, and I fell asleep tired! The woman got up and turned on the light and found that it was not her husband who called the police on the spot.
It was so simple that the police were caught, and what he did before, the amount of fraud was too high, and he was sentenced to life imprisonment for the crime of rape.
At the same time, Lin Fan also knew that his ancestor was an adulterous thief, and it can be said that his ancestors were all adulterous thieves from his generation!
And from where did Hu Long know, it was originally sentenced to death, but because of the invasion of foreign enemies, the country is in trouble, and everyone is responsible, although Wang Da's father is also a thief, but at that time, foreign enemies invaded, although he was a thief, he learned the words of devils, lurked in the little devil as an undercover agent, and used the ability to become the voice of other people's voices, and became the voice of a devil general in the dark night, and deceived a devil spy An officer with a lot of information! Achieve key results for frontline battles.
The army of little devils is very hierarchical, and the superiors can beat and scold the subordinates at will.
Even if so many years have passed, this is why there are so many suicides in island countries!
It's a pity that the little devil didn't kill himself, how good is the man's death!
Wang Da because he can become someone else's voice, it is his ancestral skill, and he may be the only one in the world, so he gave him a chance to make meritorious service with his crimes, and handed over the skill to the country, plus his father is a martyr, the two factors add up, and he doesn't have to eat peanuts, so he is sentenced to life imprisonment.
As for how Lin Fan learned, this is still because Wang Da's cell is very close to Yuan Lao, and it is a single cell, once born and twice cooked, sometimes drinking and bragging, the other party is willing to teach, and he happens to be curious, and it took two years to learn to become someone else's voice and speak!
Even when he finally learned about it, he showed respect for his father, in those days, there were actually many people who did things that hurt the heavens and reason, and the villains who committed heinous crimes, but they had the heart to protect their homeland, and they did not hesitate to die in order to drive the devil out!
Lin Fan smiled evilly: "I've become good, right?" PDD Big Brother! ”
PDD felt much more comfortable when he heard the other party's original voice, and asked curiously: "How did you do it!" Actually become like everyone else! ”
Lin Fan said eloquently: "This has nothing to say, the skill handed down in ancient times has almost been lost to this thing, and it's time to give you a gift!" ”
PDD then remembered the gift, and was also curious about what the other party gave him!
Drinking a glass of water again, Lin Fan touched his throat and said: "All ready, I'll sing!" ”
PS: It's a half-real thing! In fact, you may know a lot if you ask your grandfather!