Chapter 41: A very serious and serious story

At the same time, Lin Fan, who was resting for a while and chatting with the audience, suddenly found that the barrage in the live broadcast room had changed, and a lot of the same appeared!

The PDD army was airborne

The PDD army was airborne

The PDD army was airborne

The PDD army was airborne

already has experience in ward rounds, Lin Fan instantly understands in seconds, this is a ward round, and according to the name, he has also understood the other party, a former professional player in the League of Legends game, and has reached a high level of achievement, and is called the world's first prince.

Lin Fan said very politely: "I don't dare to call the big guy by his name, just call the prince and the big guy, don't blame!" Welcome the big guy to come and check the room! ”

Don't call him PDD or call him nicknamed Sao Pig or Prostitute Teacher, because the other party is a big guy in the live broadcast industry, unless he exists at the same level as the other party, he can't be called by his name, and the reason why he doesn't call Sao Pig or Prostitute Teacher is because he is not the other party's audience, nor is he a fan of the other party, if the title is actually very inappropriate, there is a possibility of climbing a relationship, and the title of the prince is just right, after all, the other party is called the world's first prince.

After all, it is a live broadcast circle, and if it is an e-sports circle, he also has the qualifications to call the other party by his name.

Calling people the prince, PDD smiled in his live broadcast and said to his brother: "Did you hear it, I'm the prince, I'm the prince!" Rich and handsome, handsome and chic, that's me! Hey! ”

There were a bunch of boos in the live broadcast room, and they were either sassy pigs or leather pigs, anyway, they didn't buy his words!

PDD naturally heard what it meant, but because of such a title, Lin Fan was absolutely very good, so he simply typed and asked: "Brother, are you a big cute girl?" Why in the Xingyan District, turn on the camera to take a look! ”

Because the words are very conspicuous, you can naturally see PDD information from so many barrages, after all, they give a number of tips, and they are anchors at home, so the panda gives a pretending bubble.

Lin Fan replied quickly: "No, I was originally in the PUBG Zone, and when I signed the contract, I thought that I should go to the Xingyan District for such a handsome person, so I went to the Xingyan District to stay!" ”

"By the way, I'm a new anchor, I heard that I need to meet the requirements of the big guy for ward rounds, I don't know what your requirements are for the prince?"

A bunch of viewers also began to understand, what is the situation, now listening to him say this, one by one instantly chilled, I have seen such shamelessness, I have never seen such shamelessness!

"I've never seen such a brazen man!"

"I don't see anything to do with handsomeness, just the sound makes people want to be hard!"

"This voice is comparable to that of an AV voice actor, but handsome? Sorry, it doesn't exist. ”

"I don't even know what Brother Fan looks like?"

"You must be new here, Brother Fan has turned on the camera once!"

When PDD heard this, he had an urge to beat the other party, which was so shameless! This cheeky can't even penetrate the atomic bomb, wiped his nose and said to his audience:

"This person is shameless enough, he can do all this, a man is a star!"

"By the way, what do you think I need to ask for? Come on! ”

The audience in his live broadcast room also deeply felt the shamelessness of this guy, and he actually ran to the Xingyan District to stay, and the degree of shamelessness was too strong!

"Sing! This voice should be good! ”

"Gasp, gasp, gasp!"

"Turn on the camera and do a handstand, a handstand!"

"Tell a story, tell a story!"

I didn't want to put forward too high requirements for PDD, and in view of the sound that sounded good, I decided to make a request when I saw the storytelling and simply typed it.

PDD: "Tell me a story! ”

is a very ordinary and common request, which is regarded as passing the time, this is also because Lin Fan is very good-natured, and he didn't think that some people would say that they liked themselves or climbed the relationship as soon as they came up, and they made happy tears, and kept calling their fans to subscribe to it. But it looks a bit fake!

And Lin Fan is very good, so he doesn't mind staying a little longer, and making a request, giving the other party a small opportunity, if he grasps it and leaves some of his popularity, then it can also rise a little!

Lin Fan saw this message, thought for a while, and said, "That's it!" I'll tell you a very serious, normal, and ordinary story, everyone listen to it! ”

Hearing him say this, everyone believed it, they didn't have any energy, even PDD shook his head regrettably, this person is very good, but he won't be flexible, it's a pity!

Drinking a glass of water to moisten his throat, Lin Fan slowly told the story: There was an old farmer who suddenly died overnight on the first day of his family's 200 head of cattle, and he was extremely sad.

The next day, all of his remaining 200 sheep suddenly died, and he was so grief-stricken that he went to the beach crying and was about to commit suicide by jumping into the sea.

Just as he was about to jump, a beautiful mermaid appeared in the sea. The mermaid said to him, "I can grant you a wish."

The old farmer said, "I want to resurrect my 200 cows and 200 sheep."

The mermaid said, "I can help you, but as a condition, you have to bang with me 10 times without stopping."

As a result, the old farmer died by the sixth time.

The old farmer's son found out about this and came to jump into the sea on the third day.

The mermaid reappeared: "I can help make a wish come true."

The farmer's son said, "I want to resurrect 200 cows, 200 sheep and my father."

The mermaid said, "Yes, but as a condition you have to bang with me 20 times without stopping."

So the old farmer's son didn't say a word, caught the mermaid and snapped it 50 times, and the mermaid was snapped to death.

Just when the mermaid was dying, she asked weakly, "Are you ...... Why are you so good? ”

The old farmer's son smiled slyly and whispered in the mermaid's ear, "Guess how our 200 cows and 200 sheep died!"

After Lin Fan finished telling this story, his mouth was a little dry, he was taking a sip of water, lighting a cigarette by the way, and asked the audience who didn't reply: "The story is over, guess how two hundred cows and two hundred sheep died?" ”

Very serious, very normal?

Countless people coughed dryly, which is sure to be a very serious side?

"High energy warning ahead, ready to get in the car!"

"The story, uh-huh. It's really serious and normal! ”

"It's very serious and ordinary, there's nothing wrong with Lao Tie, you won!"

"Call the police, streamer, I'm going to call the police!"

"I was caught off guard by this car!"

Even PDD covered his face after listening to it and said: "I was wrong, and I was outrageously wrong, this is indeed very serious and ordinary!" ”

also let him make a decision, and sent it again by typing: "Fellow believers! You will be my brother from now on, pull me into the microphone, let's have a good talk! ”

After sending the message, PDD said to his audience, "Brothers, give a wave of attention, he is my brother from now on!" It's also our brothers. ”