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"Hahaha, sometimes it's hard to control." Ding Ermiao said.

"Then you know it yourself, what if your telekinesis affects the baby's growth?" Ji Xiaoxiao asked.

Ding Ermiao smiled and said, "My cultivation is a little higher than everyone's, so I can control my mental power and not pay attention." ”

Everyone lost their temper and nodded and laughed together.

"Strong words. It's okay if you don't say it, wait for me to study the Heavenly Machine Disk of Wanshu High and calculate this result. Ji Xiaoxiao said.

Li Qingdong laughed and said, "Auntie, with Uncle Shi's current cultivation, if you don't want to be calculated by the heavenly machine, the heavenly machine disk is also powerless." ”

Ji Xiaoxiao glared at Li Qingdong and Ding Ermiao, fiddling with the Tianzi mirror on the table.

"Wan Shugao, this Heavenly Son Mirror, you should send it back to the underworld." Ding Ermiao turned around and said.

This is an office supply from the underworld, and it is not suitable to be placed here all the time.

But Wan Shugao had already fallen asleep on his stomach, snoring and drooling.

Li Qingdong was about to wake up his apprentice, but Ji Xiaoxiao waved his hand to stop it, and said with a smile: "Don't don't, Er Miao, I just used the Son of Heaven Mirror to take a look at your life in Qiyun Mountain when you didn't go out of the mountain before." It is said that you had a good relationship with Hongyu at that time, childhood sweetheart, and the two had no guesses? ”

Ding Ermiao suddenly panicked and said, "What's so good about that?" At that time, I couldn't do Taoism, and I made a fool of myself everywhere, so I didn't want to look at it. ”

"I want to see it, anyway, Ye Gufan hasn't come back yet, and we are idle." Ji Xiaoxiao was angry, holding the Son of Heaven Mirror and not letting go.

Ding Ermiao didn't have a point, and said with a wry smile: "Okay, okay, you can see for yourself, I'll go out for a walk......"

After that, Ding Ermiao flashed out of the apse and fled.

Gu Qinglan smiled and reached out to pull it, but she didn't pull it.

The crowd laughed.

"This guy, before he went out of the mountain, he must have done something unsightly, otherwise, why did he look like a thief?" Ji Xiaoxiao fiddled with the Tianji Disk and said with a smile: "Sister Lan, come and watch together,"

Gu Qinglan nodded and took a look together.

"I'll come, I'll come, I'll call up the picture at that time......" Wan Shugao didn't know when he woke up, so he suddenly got up, took the Tianzi Mirror, and skillfully manipulated it, looking for Ding Ermiao's footprints in Qiyun Mountain back then.

The mirror flickered, and finally stopped on Qiyun Mountain decades ago.

The Qiyun Mountain here is not the Qiyun Mountain in Anhui, but a high mountain in the southeast of the mountain city. The two mountains have the same name, but the Qiyun Mountain in the mountain city is steeper, but it is not as famous as the famous Taoist mountain in Anhui.

Qiyun Mountain is 800 miles, the peaks and peaks are like gathering, the strange rocks are craggy, and there are white clouds on the mountain all the year round, just like a fairyland.

On the third peak in the north of the mountain, halfway up the mountainside, there is a dilapidated Taoist temple.

In the Taoist temple, there are three poor Taoist chiefs and the only disciple Ding Ermiao.

In the early morning of autumn, on the bluestone ground of the Taoist temple, the master and apprentice meditated opposite.

Master Qiu Sanqian was dressed in a defeated yellow sermon uniform, with fluffy hair and an old-fashioned buttercloth umbrella on his back.

Disciple Ding Ermiao, however, was wearing a brand-new blue cardigan, wide bloomers, and a pair of brand-new mille-feuille cloth shoes on his feet.

At this time, Ding Ermiao was already sixteen years old, and his height had already grown, surpassing the master's three poor daos by one head. Although Ding Ermiao's face was still childish, his eyes flashed with cunning and cleverness, and he looked very dishonest.

The three poor Taoist chiefs closed their eyes, and the expression on their faces was not sad or happy, and they were indifferent and peaceful, as if they had entered the meditation of a high monk.

However, Ding Ermiao, who was sitting opposite the three poor Taoist chiefs, squinted at the east side of the Taoist temple from time to time.

Outside the east wall, there was also a pair of big eyes that were peeking at Ding Ermiao.

Ding Ermiao squeezed his eyes outside the east wall, and suddenly said to the master: "Master, my stomach hurts a little, and I want to go to the toilet......"

The Third Poor Daoist didn't open his eyes, and said slowly: "Go, by the way, let Hongyu tell her mother to thank her mother for the clothes and shoes she made for you." ”

Belch...... It turns out that the master knows that the red jade is coming? Ding Ermiao stuck out his tongue, slowly stood up, and ran towards the east wall with a swish.

Outside the east wall, a little girl with a double ponytail took a few steps back, avoided the sight of the three poor Taoist chiefs, covered her mouth and smiled, and said in a low voice: "Brother Er Miao, you say that your stomach hurts every time, and the Taoist also believes you?" ”

The girl is about a little younger than Ding Ermiao, but the girl develops early, at the age of fourteen or fifteen, she is already very smart, and her figure is also decent.

"Hehe, Master is confused, he believes everything I say." Ding Ermiao took Hongyu's hand, walked to the outside of the backyard wall of the Taoist temple, and asked, "By the way, Hongyu, why are you here so early?" ”

"I'll come to the mountains to pick mushrooms, and I'll see you by the way." Hongyu lifted the bamboo basket from under the corner, turned out a cloth bag from the bottom of the bamboo basket, opened the cloth bag, and there were old clothes wrapped in a ball, and at the innermost, there were three hot eggs.

"Brother Ermiao, give you something to eat. My mom said, you are growing tall now, you need nutrition. Hongyu stuffed the egg into Ding Ermiao's hand.

The eggs are still warm, so it can be seen that the red jade is in a hurry, otherwise, the eggs would have been cold for several miles of mountain roads.

Ding Ermiao stuffed the egg back into Hongyu's hand and said, "Hongyu, you lied to me again, this is your mother's breakfast for you, when I don't know?" Hurry up and eat, I am here every day, and the delicacies of the mountains and seas are overnourished. ”

"I've eaten it in the morning, and I'll leave it for you." Ruby smiled sheepishly.

"I don't eat it, I eat it too." Ding Ermiao shook his head resolutely.

"That'...... One for each person, if you don't eat it, I'm embarrassed to eat it. Ruby said.

"Well, let's not take this as an example." Ding Ermiao shook his head helplessly, picked up a smaller egg, knocked it open on his head, peeled off the eggshell, and stuffed it into his mouth at once.

"Hey, slow down, beware of choking!" Hongyu said hurriedly.

Ding Ermiao was really choked, stretched his neck and puffed out his eyes to desperately press the egg down, while waving his hand, indicating that he was fine.

Ruby chuckled, and then began to peel the eggs.

Finally, Ding Ermiao swallowed the egg, touched his neck, and said, "By the way, Hongyu, I have good news for you." ”

Hongyu also ate the egg, wiped it on the corner of her mouth with the back of her hand, and asked, "What's the good news?" ”

"My master is going to Yunyou, leaving me to guard the Taoist temple. Hehe, there are no tigers in the mountains, and the monkey is called the king. Ding Ermiao proudly did a backflip, and after standing still, he turned to Hongyu as the head of his chest, pretended to cough twice, and said:

"Ding Ermiao, a disciple of Poor Dao Maoshan Mountain, is the master of Qiyun Mountain. May I ask this young lady, what is the cost of finding a poor road? Burn incense? Fortune teller? Seeking wealth? Suppressing disasters and driving away evil spirits? Or do you ask about marriage and future? Or hunt ghosts and demons? ”

"Poof...... Hongyu almost burst out laughing at the eggs she ate, and said, "It's not like, it's not, it's not like it, it doesn't have the momentum of the three poor road chiefs." ”

Ding Ermiao scratched his scalp and said, "Of course, there is no momentum in this way, if I steal Master's ten thousand people, I will have momentum in my hand." ”

"Okay, let's not talk about this, I'll go to the back mountain to pick mushrooms, Brother Ermiao, will you go?" Ruby asked, lifting the basket.

"Of course I went, and I also picked a little bit to cook at noon." Ding Ermiao snatched the bamboo basket of the red jade and walked towards the back mountain first.

The back mountain is shady, and there are many mushrooms after the rain.

The two walked through the woods, gossiping while picking mushrooms.

"By the way, Brother Ermiao, my mother asked me to ask you, do the clothes I made for you fit?" Hongyu raised her head and glanced at Ding Ermiao.

"It's okay, the trouser leg is a little longer, and when I grow longer, it will fit." Ding Ermiao said.

In fact, the three poor Taoist leaders asked Hongyu's mother to make a set of Tai Chi practice clothes for Ding Ermiao. But Hongyu's mother didn't know what a practice suit was, so she made a pair of cardigans and a pair of bloomers, which looked a little similar to the practice suit.

"I see you're tall already, don't grow any taller. If you're too tall, you're a little silly and don't like it. ”

"Alright then, wait until I chant a mantra at night, so that I don't grow tall." Ding Ermiao said.

Hongyu smiled again: "Bragging, tall and short, can you still control it by chanting spells?" ”

"Of course, if you don't believe me, let's make a bet. Do you want to grow taller? Ding Ermiao glanced at Hongyu.

Ruby pursed her lips and continued to pick mushrooms disappreciatively.

"By the way, Hongyu, the master said that the outside world has changed, girls don't study, and they won't be able to find jobs in the future. I think you are also a smart person, you can continue to study and go to university in the future. Ding Ermiao had nothing to say.

"Who says I don't read? Didn't I finish elementary school? Besides, I didn't plan to look for a job outside, so I would just stay in the mountains for the rest of my life. Ruby said.

In fact, Hongyu felt that her widowed mother was too lonely at home, so she didn't continue to study and chose to stay at home with her mother. Of course, if you don't study, you may also be influenced by Ding Ermiao. Because Ding Ermiao is in the Taoist temple, he never goes to school.

"Stay for a lifetime? Master said that in the future, people will live in big cities, and in the mountains, there will gradually be no one. Everyone else has moved out of the mountains, and you are still staying in the mountains, isn't it that you can't get married? Ding Ermiao said.

"If you can't get married, forget it, I'll live alone for the rest of my life." Hongyu pursed her lips, but looked at Ding Ermiao and sighed, and said, "You have a mouth to say that I, I am not the same?" I've never been to school, I can't find a job in the future, and I can't get a wife. ”

Ding Ermiao shrugged his shoulders and said, "I'm different from you. Master said, I am a disciple of Maoshan in the Eight Classics, which is equivalent to ...... The level of university professors. If you are looking for a job, you don't have to worry about it, whoever is haunted by me will be slaughtered, and it will be enough to eat for three years. I have food and drink, what do I have to work for? ”

"Bragging, the three poor Taoist chiefs are also bragging." Ruby rolled her eyes and continued picking mushrooms.

"I didn't brag to you, Hongyu, you wait, when I come out of the mountain in the future and become famous, I will take you to the world of flowers and let you see the world!" Ding Ermiao said confidently.

"I don't believe it." Ruby muttered, but with a happy smile on her face.

Ding Ermiao grinned, and also followed the mushroom picking, imagining the outside world in his heart, a beautiful scenery, slowly unfolding in his mind......

Before they knew it, the two of them had already picked most of the mushrooms in half a basket.

Hongyu stood up, slapped her waist with her hand, and said, "Brother Ermiao, you can rest for a while, it's almost over, you can't finish eating so many mushrooms." ”

Ding Ermiao also stopped, stared at Hongyu's lower back, and asked, "Hongyu, do you have a problem with your waist?" Do you want me to show you? We have medicinal wine in our Dan room, I'll go get some for you. ”

"No need, my backache can't be cured by your medicinal wine." Ruby pursed her lips and smiled, and sat down on a rock.

"How so? Our medicinal wine is very smart, rub it on the painful part and rub it, and the soreness will stop immediately! Ding Ermiao said.

Hongyu shook her head and said, "This is a girl's disease, you men don't understand." ”

"What? When a girl is sick, don't you need to watch it? Are you still divided into men and women when you are sick? Ding Ermiao was inexplicable.

Hongyu's face suddenly turned red, she looked left and right, and whispered, "Then you tell you, but you can't tell others." ”

"Okay, I promise not to tell anyone." Ding Ermiao leaned forward and pricked up his ears.

Hongyu pursed her lips and whispered, "Every time my eldest aunt comes two days ago, I have backache and back pain......"

"Huh? Do you still have a great aunt? How did I not know until now? It's really strange, when your aunt comes, your back hurts, what's the strange reason? Ding Ermiao was surprised and asked with a glare.

"me, make fun of me!" Hongyu's face turned red, she grabbed a handful of mushrooms from the bamboo basket and smashed them on Ding Ermiao's face, then picked up the bamboo basket and ran down the mountain in a puff of smoke.

"Ruby, hey......!" Ding Ermiao was messy in the wind, and he didn't understand Hongyu's words even if he wanted to break his head.

Watching Hongyu's back walk away, Ding Ermiao turned around and walked towards the Taoist temple, still muttering in his heart, why did Hongyu's aunt come and Hongyu would have back pain?

By the way, Hongyu's aunt must have a ghost or evil spirit, and this ghost or evil spirit poured into Hongyu's body, so Hongyu has back pain!

Ding Ermiao patted his head and finally understood!

Thinking of this, Ding Ermiao quickened his pace and ran towards the Taoist temple. He's going to draw talismans and exorcise evil spirits for Sister Ruby!

"Ermiao, have you been going to the toilet for so long?" The Third Poor Daoist stood in front of the door of the Taoist Temple, glared and asked.

"Yes, Master...... When I was squatting in the latrine, I saw a big hare running over. So I hurriedly lifted my pants and chased after him, trying to catch a hare and give you a drink. This chase was chased for several miles, so it was too late to come back. Ding Ermiao said.

"Hehe, so filial? What about hares? The Third Poor Daoist asked.

Ding Ermiao scratched his head and cried with a sad face: "That hare is very cunning, I was forced to be anxious, so he went into the hole." I didn't let it go either, smoked it. But unexpectedly, the cunning rabbit three holes, this guy ran away from another hole. But don't worry, Master, I recognize it, and the next time I meet it, I will definitely catch it back! ”

(To be continued.) )