Chapter 13: Tricks
"Up, I'll get up."
The fat monk knew that today was not so good, so he walked to the door of Old Man Cheng's room.
I sneered and watched his movements, wondering what kind of tricks this "master" could play.
But to my surprise, this fat monk seems to have some doorway, he is different from the previous old way, neither set up an incense case to chant mantras, nor did he invite any vajra arhats, I only heard him sue a Buddha number, and a faint golden light lit up on his body.
Unlike the light of the light bulb of the old way, this light is extremely soft and invisible to ordinary people, and I have a special constitution and am very sensitive to this abnormal phenomenon.
"Yo ho, it seems that Cheng Cai is luckier than his brother, this bald donkey seems to have a little ability."
Dong Lao said this, but his face still looked like he was ready to watch a good show.
Sure enough, Dong Lao could also see it, I turned my head to look at Cheng Xi again, but this girl didn't seem to see anything, and she looked dazed.
Not only Cheng Xi was at a loss, but the others were also confused, in their eyes, the old liar before knew how to put on a show, and the fat monk simply didn't even bother to put on a look, and just shouted Amitabha Buddha casually and it was over.
Some people began to point their fingers, and Cheng Cai's face was a little unpleasant, urging the fat monk to hurry up and work.
The monk didn't care about other people's guidance, and after seeing Cheng Cai's urging again, a helpless look appeared on his face, and his right hand was placed on his chest with one hand, and he pinched a handprint.
I could clearly see that the golden light on his hand was a little more abundant.
"I learned it, but the things here are far from perfect."
Dong Lao smacked his lips, looking like he had seen through it.
I couldn't help it, and asked, "Old Dong, what is this fat monk?" ”
"Buddhism is different from our Taoism, their spells are not as cumbersome as ours, but the effect is not much worse, this bald donkey just pinched the handprint of the Great Ri Rulai, it looks like there is, but it will definitely not hurt your ghost general."
Taoism recultivates the body, Buddhism recultivates the mind, this fat monk can be invited by Cheng Cai to do this kind of thing, and his heart is estimated to be no better. I nodded, and secretly jotted down the name of the spell.
"I know a big man from Buddhism, and I have time to introduce it to you." Dong Lao smiled and poked me in the shoulder.
I laughed but didn't answer, this old man always looks like a know-it-all, I'm new to the city, I'm not familiar with everyone, I don't dare to be a person, Dong Lao's words, I just half-listen to and half-remember.
The monk was wrapped in a layer of golden light in his hand, and stretched out his hand directly to the door of Old Man Cheng's room.
I watched his movements coldly and didn't make a sound.
Since I handed over the matter to Zhu Yan, I absolutely trust her, and I am still sure of her in this little thing.
Sure enough, when the monk's right hand just touched the door, a gust of wind suddenly blew, and the sky, which was still very bright, instantly darkened a little, and the door and window seemed to be shaken vigorously, and there was a loud sound.
The onlookers took a step back in unison, everyone's face changed color a little, and some of them even trembled their calves.
I secretly boasted in my heart, this hand is extremely effective, compared to the whole monk alone, this kind of group psychological hints for the atmosphere to change more dramatically, now everyone has a more or less sense of crisis in their hearts.
Cheng Ying and the old lady of the Cheng family were also taken aback, this old man Cheng had been straightened by the human bone comb for so long, and this situation had never happened.
"You two bastards, try your best to find some useless people every day, now it's okay, make the ghost angry, you want the old man to die early!"
When Mrs. Cheng saw this situation, she naturally felt that the ghost was angry, so she angrily threw the cane on Cheng Cai's body, beat her chest and cried. Cheng Ying hurriedly comforted her.
The old woman made such a fuss, and many relatives and subordinates also began to talk about it, most of them accusing the two sons of being useless.
But I secretly laughed, the more chaotic the scene, the more jealous everyone was of the ghost in the comb, and the more beneficial it would be for us to come forward.
It just so happened that Cheng Gong and Cheng Cai were fighting here, how could I not use such a great opportunity?
"Hurry the fuck, this ghost is angered by you, if you don't solve it, don't think about leaving Lao Tzu completely!"
Cheng Cai's eyes were red, and he pointed at the fat monk and shouted loudly.
He still knows the ability of this monk, and today he gathered his relatives and family together, just to make a show, but he didn't expect it to be like this.
Cheng Cai understood that if he couldn't finish this matter well, he would basically have to miscarry if he mastered the Cheng family's plan.
The fat monk was about to cry when he was wronged, and he regretted that he wanted to slap himself a few times, he knew that there were still such powerful ghosts in the city, and he didn't dare to take this job for anything.
It's good now, the ghosts can't be dealt with, and if you can't get the money, you may not even be able to get out of the gate of this mansion.
That's it, it's come to this, so I have to bite the bullet.
The fat monk pinched two handprints again, and I saw that his hands were flying, and the pinching was quite beautiful.
The monk took a deep breath, pressed his hands on the door, and pressed his arms hard, but only heard a bang, and the monk flew upside down from the door two meters away as if he had been hit by a truck.
The onlookers took two steps back again, and even Cheng Cai was frightened.
Angry, this ghost is really angry!
There was only one thought in everyone's mind.
The fat monk who was lying on the ground suddenly coughed violently twice, grabbed his neck tightly with both hands, and rolled his eyes until he pinched him, and spit out his bright red tongue and saliva.
Some female relatives began to scream, and someone ran out of the door at that time, and Mrs. Cheng covered her eyes and didn't dare to look at them again.
Cheng Cai finally became scared, knelt on the ground and faced the door of Old Man Cheng's room, kept kowtowing, and prayed for the ghost to calm his anger.
I saw that Zhu Yan was playing almost, and if I continued to make trouble, the monk might really strangle himself to death, so I gently pinched Cheng Xi, who was already stupid, and signaled that I was going to play.
Dong Lao squeezed his eyes at me, I took a deep breath, and walked out quickly.
"In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun actually prayed for forgiveness to the sneaky, what kind of system."
I tried my best to put on a high-ranking appearance, and scolded Cheng Cai who knelt on the ground with contempt.
"Fuck off, what are you yelling about here, who the fuck found you, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill you alive now?"
Cheng Cai is afraid, angry and anxious now, naturally he won't give me a good face, what I want is this effect, the more ugly Cheng Cai's face is, the louder his face will be beaten.
I snorted coldly, walked up to the fat monk by myself, pretended to mutter a few words, and casually pinched a trick, and the fat monk who tossed himself immediately did not move, and lay there quietly as if he was asleep.
As soon as my hand came out, it instantly calmed down the scene a lot, and the relatives and family members who were busy running out just now also stopped and looked this way.
Almost everyone's eyes were instantly focused on me, and I was not used to the feeling of being watched, but I still stubbornly pretended to be a superior.
"Dare to ask who this master is?"
When Mrs. Cheng saw that I had settled the matter, she stood up tremblingly, raised her hands and wanted to make a gesture to me.
The situation in front of me can be regarded as my single-handed, how dare I accept her gift, and quickly dodged away.
"Haha, my little brother came out of the mountain on purpose to help."
Dong Lao walked out of the crowd at the right time, looked at Mrs. Cheng and said with a smile.
"Oh, oh."
When Mrs. Cheng heard that I still had a relationship with Dong Lao, she became more polite to me.
"Old lady don't have to be polite, this time I am looking at the face of Brother Dong and Cheng Xi, and I am specially here to deal with the evil spirit on the comb."
Since Dong Lao called me a little brother, I also took advantage of this by the way, and even brought the relationship to Cheng Xi.
When Cheng Ying heard that she had something to do with her daughter, she quickly nodded to me.
There is no fool in these people, the relatives and their families are all looking at it, the two sons of the old man Cheng are not reliable, and finally a powerful character came out or Cheng Ying's daughter found it, what does it mean, everyone is clear in their hearts.
"Heh, how many can you believe what this big kid says? At first glance, it is Cheng Xi's fox friend and dog friend, even if you deceive outsiders who don't know how to do it, he has taken away from our father's business, can you take this responsibility? ”
Cheng Cai was still a little unwilling, and stood up from the ground and said viciously.
"These words came out of the mouth of a person who annoyed the ghost, it doesn't seem appropriate, I know that you all suspect that my Cheng Ying's daughter family is unwilling to give way to the two elder brothers, but today all the elders and the family have also seen clearly, what kind of people are my two elder brothers, and whether there is a way out for this Cheng family in their hands, you all know it."
Cheng Ying reversed the normal state of swallowing her anger, and took the process and gave her back, I turned my head to look at her, knowing that this forbearant woman was finally going to start fighting back.
"The Cheng family's business is big, and everyone has meat to eat if they do a good job, and if they fail, there are still people who will starve to death. I, Cheng Ying, have been working hard day and night in the past few months of business, and the old man has fallen, but the business has not fallen. Xi'er and Dong Lao were not idle, they visited famous mountains and rivers, and finally found a master. ”
"Although I, Cheng Ying, am a daughter's family, but I do things with my conscience, if the master settles things out today, it proves that I do still have some ability, if I can't do it, then I can only blame my lack of ability, who in the Cheng family has the ability to take care of it, I don't care anymore!"
Cheng Ying's words were loud and clear, and she didn't have to find fault with her feelings and reason. In the end, the treasure was pressed on my body, and I couldn't help but look at her twice, this kind of bearing and decision-making power, but ordinary women can't have.
Several old men in the crowd looked at each other and nodded.
I know that these may be a few old guys from the Cheng family who can talk, and it seems that Cheng Ying's words did work.
As for whether it can be successful, it depends on my next performance.