Chapter 12: The Divine Stick
If it weren't for the fact that this is about my 200,000 oceans, I would almost laugh out loud.
You say that an old man is idle and has nothing to do, and he has to play with some kind of comb, and he can't erase it when he gets it, I think about the scene of an old man combing his hair in the mirror in the middle of the night, and I can't help but want to laugh.
However, this human bone comb is indeed very evil, and it can make the Taoist priests in the city unable to suppress her role, and I also have some drums in my heart.
I decided to go and see the old man's state tomorrow, maybe I can find any clues from the old man.
Cheng Xi has no opinion on my decision, and she has no better way to think of it, everything is almost clueless, and even the tomb robbers Cheng family who sent the Ming Weapon have not been found, let alone the clues.
Since I returned to Dongwangzhuang yesterday, I haven't closed my eyes, and I have been thinking about things with Cheng Xi, and I yawned unknowingly. Cheng Xi hurriedly cleaned up a guest room and asked me to go back to the room to rest.
I don't know if the bed was too comfortable, I slept so sweetly this night that when Cheng Xi called me the next day, I was still in a daze.
"Brother Mo, hurry up and get up, there are a lot of people going to see grandpa today, and when those Taoist priests start to do the Fa, we won't have time to go in."
Taoist?
I sneered, the Daomen has been passed down to the present, and the masters who are basically capable rarely show their heads outside, people like grandpa are simply farming at home, and only those gods who only know a little fur are swaggering and deceiving outside every day.
What master, immortal chief, after reading some old books and ancient books, he really thinks he is an expert in exorcism.
I sneered, no one can solve Old Man Cheng's matter until now, what's the use of just inviting these Taoist priests?
But that's someone else's family matter, and I don't want to talk much, so I got up and washed up hurriedly, had some breakfast, and then went out with Cheng Xi.
I was a little apprehensive about leaving Fluttershy home alone, but Fluttershy was so well-behaved that I was able to get out of the house.
The Cheng family's old house was not in the city, so Cheng Xi drove a silver-white BMW out of the garage and drove me to the suburbs.
Far away, I saw Dong Lao's SUV also parked outside the Cheng family's old house, and sure enough, when I got out of the car, I saw Dong Lao standing at the gate and waving to me.
"Oh, little brother Yin, you're here, you're having a good show." Dong Lao enthusiastically pulled me into the gate of the old mansion and walked inside with his arms around my shoulders.
There were many people who knew Dong Lao along the way, and many people greeted him, but he just waved his hand, looking like he ignored him. I followed Dong Lao into the door in such a high-profile manner, which naturally attracted the attention of many people.
"Hehe, it's fun now, the eldest son of the Cheng family invited a Taoist priest, and the second son invited a monk, and now they are arguing over who will strike first." Dong Lao leaned into my ear and whispered.
There was already a circle of people outside Mr. Cheng's room, Dong Lao took me and Cheng Xi to squeeze inside, and the people who were squeezed were dissatisfied at first, but after seeing Dong Lao and Cheng Xi clearly, they hurriedly and politely gave up their positions.
I can still understand that these people are polite to Cheng Xi, but they are also so respectful to Dong Lao, which is worth my attention, what is the identity of this old man?
Guess is guess, I can't just ask, the two groups of people in front of the door are arguing at the moment, of course I want to watch the good show in front of me first.
"You see, the person next to the old man on the left is the eldest son of the old man Cheng, called Cheng Gong, and the bald donkey on the right is the second son of the Cheng family, called Cheng Cai."
Hehe, I sneered, I was so successful and talented, my own son was dying, and I was arguing here for the limelight.
"I'm afraid it's not to save my own son." I looked at the two middle-aged men with oily faces coldly, turned my head and said to Dong Lao.
"It is worthy of being the grandson of Yin Banxian, this vision is poisonous."
Dong Lao gave me a thumbs up, and then whispered into my ear and said.
"This is the Cheng family's family matter, Cheng Xi must be embarrassed to mention it to you, don't blame her. The old man of the Cheng family is down, and the two sons of the Cheng family naturally want to fight, and they have not seen these two kings and eight calves come back to see them before, but now they are diligent every day. ”
I nodded, it is not uncommon for such things to happen in big families, and these two sons naturally want to behave well and compete for the position of the head of the Cheng family.
"Hehe, but these two kings and eight calves haven't gotten their hands on the actual power yet, otherwise, Old Man Cheng would have been euthanized to death by these two white-eyed wolves."
Dong Lao smiled evilly and pouted at the two people standing at the door of Old Man Cheng's room.
I followed his direction and saw that they were two women, one old and one middle-aged.
The old one must be the wife of Old Man Cheng, but what about the young one? I turned my head to look at Dong Lao.
"The two sons of the Cheng family are not angry, but fortunately there is a woman who can bear the sky, the younger woman is Cheng Ying, Cheng Xi's mother, and the Cheng family is now taking care of all the big and small things."
My heart sank, the concept of patriarchy in a family with old qualifications like this is very heavy, if Cheng Ying is a man, I'm afraid Cheng Gong and Cheng Cai will have nothing to fight for, but Cheng Ying is a woman, so she is naturally excluded from the successor candidate, I was invited by Cheng Xi, so I naturally have to stand on Cheng Ying's side.
Hehe, this is the disadvantage of the feudal concept, I turned my head to look at Cheng Xi, this girl looked at her mother, her face was full of worry.
"Dick! How many times do you want my mother to say it, Zhang Daochang is the 31st generation of orthodox Maoshan, catching ghosts and exorcism is naturally no longer a problem, you are entangled here again and delaying time, our father has an accident, can you take responsibility? ”
The quarrel was almost white-hot, and Cheng Gong spitted in his mouth, and he almost scolded.
"Come on, the bull-nosed old man you found last time poured water on our father, and his damn dirty things were not driven away, not to mention, and our father's appetite was all bad, and now he is completely bedridden."
Cheng Cai was not to be outdone, and went toe-for-tat with Cheng Gong, showing no mercy.
"Okay, eldest brother and second brother, don't quarrel, we're all for our dad's good, don't try it today, let our dad rest quietly for a day."
Cheng Ying seemed to be a little unbearable to torture the old man anymore, so she opened her mouth to persuade.
"Little sister, didn't I say you, doesn't it feel too comfortable for the Cheng family's business to be in your hands, and you don't want to let it go? I worked hard to find a master to exorcise evil spirits for our father, and you said forget it? Are you trying to kill our dad and take power by himself? ”
Cheng Gong snorted coldly and spat at his sister.
"Sister, didn't my brother say you, it's better to marry someone with peace of mind, you're about to become an old woman, why are you always delusional about something unrealistic?"
Cheng Cai added a sentence in a weird way.
I clearly saw the green tendons on Yang Yingqi's forehead, but she didn't open her mouth to defend herself, just closed her mouth and continued to stand beside the old woman of the Cheng family, looking at her two brothers coldly.
This woman is not simple, just this kind of city government that is humiliated in public and does not make a public statement is enough to make me admire.
"Okay, you can toss hard, and when you kill the old man, you will be happy."
The old lady of the Cheng family angrily threw down the crutches, and Cheng Ying hurriedly moved a stool for her to sit down.
"That's okay, since our mother has no opinion, let's rely on our own abilities."
Cheng Gong glanced at his younger brother provocatively, and turned his head to glance at the old Taoist beside him.
The old Dao stepped forward a few steps, first shook off the dust in his hand at everyone, and then said: "The poor road is Zhang Lingfeng, the 31st generation descendant of Maoshan, and the road name is Qingfeng, I heard that the head of the Cheng family is haunted by evil, and I have come to understand this cause and effect. ”
This Taoist priest's voice is like a bell, his face is childish, he does have a bit of a fairy wind and bones, and the onlookers also nodded slightly, I heard someone praising his extraordinary bearing.
The old Taoist beckoned the little Taoist priest to bring an incense case and put it under the stairs in front of the door, put the incense burner, firmly inserted three high incense sticks, and began to dance the peach wood sword.
"I respectfully invite the Taiqing Moral Heavenly Venerable Dharma Body to descend, eradicate the demons, and be as urgent as the law!"
The old man shouted, and then a golden light appeared on his body, looking very bluffing.
Who is Taiqing Daode Tianzun, others don't know, but I'm a door.
Taiqing Daode Tianzun is another name for Taishang Laojun, as the founder and ancestor of Taoism, you can fucking invite Taishang Laojun to the body?
I could tell at a glance that this old Taoist priest was a goddamn stick.
"Zhu Yan, fix him."
I touched the ghost girl bone on my neck and whispered with a sneer.
A ghost of Zhu Yan's level was no longer afraid of the sun, and she left a silver bell-like laugh in my ears, and then disappeared and floated forward.
"Disciple Zhang Qingfeng, beg Tianzun Dharma Body to appear in the world, slay demons and eliminate demons, disease!"
The golden light on Lao Dao's body became brighter and brighter, he held the peachwood sword flat, and his whole body began to tremble, as if he was really taken by the Fa body, and the onlookers praised the spectacle in front of him, and many people said that this time Old Man Cheng was saved.
Just when Lao Dao was trembling all over, the incense case in front of him suddenly exploded, and the incense ash in the incense burner sprayed his face.
Lao Dao was so frightened that he knelt on the ground, but the golden light on his body was still flickering like a convulsive.
The onlookers were also taken aback, but soon understood what was going on in front of them, and many people began to mumble and point at Cheng Gong.
Cheng Gongqi's face turned pale, and he walked over and tore off the Taoist robe on Lao Dao's body, and when he turned it over, many miniature light bulbs were still flashing desperately.
"! If I don't fucking kill you, I'm going to fuck you! ”
Cheng Gong's face was pale, and he kicked Lao Dao and flew out, Lao Dao ran out with a roll, and the Dao robe left on the ground was still flashing with golden light.
Dong Lao laughed and slapped me on the shoulder.
"Good boy, this hand is high, please ask a magic stick, Cheng Gong is hard to distinguish now."
Not only the old way, but even the fat monk beside Cheng Cai saw the inexplicable explosion of the incense case, and a look of fear appeared on his face.
"It's your turn, get on it."
Cheng Cai saw that Lao Dao had lost face, how could he let go of this opportunity, and hurriedly pushed the monk forward.
"Poor... The poor monk suddenly felt unwell, can he..."
"Can your grandmother have a leg, you can't get on? If you don't come, I'll kill you. ”
Cheng Cai stared at the fat monk with a murderous expression, and several subordinates around him quickly surrounded him.