1003 The robe is covered with a white shadow
Because Zhang Lin was too busy to return to the Guandi Temple, Lord Yan gave me a grace time to stay in the underworld for a few more days.
In fact, there is no interest in the underworld, every day I am in Zhang Lin's small building, and when she looks at the official documents and checks the register, I can only read books on the side, boring.
The book is not much to see, it is all ghost stories of punishing evil and promoting good.
What I like the most is the hours when Zhang Lin is busy with a paragraph every day and sleeps and rests.
"I said, Sister Judge, you won't always be working here in the future, will you?" I asked worriedly.
"I don't want to either, but the ten yin handsome and four judges are all resident in the prefecture, and they won't go to the world if they don't have official business to do, I just officially joined the company, and I can't be special." Zhang Lin said.
"Then I can only be reunited with you when I come here? It's so inconvenient. ”
Zhang Lin was originally going around and drawing in the judge's book, but as soon as I said this, she threw the judge's pen aside.
"Huang Guoshan, what do you mean? Why don't you want to come to the underworld for me? ”
I hurriedly said that this is not the case, I am just afraid that you will not be able to go to the world, I am afraid that you will be panicked, besides, my third grandfather will come back and not see you, and he will be sad.
Zhang Lin listened to my explanation, so he eased up a little, and said You don't have to worry, when I finish all the work at hand, these are all squeezed down by the little judge, and they must be completed in the short term, and when I am done with these, I will tell Lord Yama that in the future, in addition to working hours, I will try to go back to Emperor Guandi Temple.
I'll just say okay, but you said it has to be done in the short term, and this short term, how many days?
"A few days? How is that possible, it will take at least a year, as a small judge, I will go to Heaven, and there will be a debriefing meeting over there, so when you go back, in the next year or so, we will get together less and leave more, during the time I go to Heaven, it is possible that we will not see each other for half a year, one day in heaven and one year on earth, I will stay in heaven for half a day. ”
Hearing Zhang Lin say this, I feel so bored.
I said in my heart that I knew earlier, and I said that I would not let her be this laborious little judge.
Three or four days later, Niu Tou Ma Mian came to me, saying that he wanted to drink, and Black and White Impermanence also came to me, saying that what happened last time in the nunnery was a misunderstanding.
They gave me face, mainly because Lord Yan called me a brother and sister, and Zhang Lin was their colleague.
I was going to go out with them, but Zhang Lin was not happy.
She said that there were no family members wandering around here, and resolutely disagreed with me playing with black and white impermanence and bull head and horse noodles, and sent me out of the underworld, saying that she wanted to work with peace of mind.
I had no choice but to return to the Guandi Temple.
The little demon here seems to have matured a lot, and he has taken care of my life even in the details, washing clothes and cooking or something, and never let me interfere.
But she was still a little uncomfortable with me, and she was a little scared when she thought of her first night, so I slept in separate rooms with her all the time.
In this way, in boredom, another month was passed, and finally it was the hottest time of the year.
That night, Zihuan Chenghuang came to me and said that the mountain god, Judge Zhang asked me to inform you that I would go to the underworld to reunite with her tonight.
I'll just say what's going on, how she's in the mood to summon me.
"Mountain God, don't be so angry, Judge Zhang is also for work, she has not cleaned up the mess of the little judge until now, and she will go to Heaven to make a debriefing report in two days, before this she was afraid that you would miss her, so let me inform you, whether you like to go or not, anyway, I have already notified you."
Xiao Chenghuang was about to leave after speaking.
I said in my heart that this guy, since Xiao Zi treated him as the head of the family, his temper has risen a lot.
Before that, he didn't dare to turn around and leave before I could speak.
I told the little demon about the little city god.
"A peaceful backyard and a virtuous wife can make a man straighten his waist outside, and it's good for a little city god to do this." The little demon said.
I nodded, and had no choice but to admit it.
The little demon took the initiative to help me pack up a change of clothes and send me out of the Guandi Temple.
When I came to Difu again, I was sent directly to Zhang Lin's office building by carriage, and she was very attentive this time, and prepared a table of side dishes, a bottle of wine, and candles were lit on the table.
It's a candlelit dinner.
After eating, I hugged Zhang Lin on my lap and began to kiss her.
Zhang Lin said goodbye, Xiaocui will come over to clean up the dishes and chopsticks immediately, and she will see it.
I was very enthusiastic at the time, where was I willing to let go, Zhang Lin was in a hurry, and struggled violently.
And just like that, the table was knocked over.
Xiao Cui rushed in in a hurry, she thought that an assassin was coming, but she found that in her mind, the iron-faced selfless and high-ranking little judge was held in my arms like a little sheep, and she was stunned.
Seeing that the intimate scene was broken by his subordinates, Zhang Lin blushed, and simply pretended to be drunk and closed his eyes.
I smiled awkwardly at Xiaocui, and then carried Zhang Lin into the bedroom.
That night, we were very crazy, because we hadn't seen each other for a long time, and we all needed to release the thoughts in our hearts.
The next day, I drank with Black and White Impermanence, and used a drink to shake off the unhappiness I had in the nunnery.
In the afternoon, Niu Tou Ma Mian took me to see the frying pan.
To be honest, there is really nothing to look at, it's just two people, tied together with steel wires, thrown into the oil pan like fried fritters, and Yin soldiers holding iron chopsticks, turning them on both sides so that they can be fried a little thoroughly.
When the explosion is browned on both sides and the screams are gone, they hurry up and catch it.
The bull head and the horse face asked me if it was exciting.
I said that it was not irritating, and I screamed again and again, affecting my appetite.
"Do you still need an appetite? Last night, Judge Zhang's small building could be seen dangling from afar, you just eat her, what kind of meal! ”
joking with Niu Tou Ma Mian, he walked all the way back to Zhang Lin's small building.
"I said Sister Judge, someone sent you back safely." Niu Tou said to Zhang Lin with a smile.
I said at the time, why do you call her Sister Judge, she is so young.
"The whole underworld, except for Meng Po is her, on the bridge, Meng Po is a big man, and when she gets off the bridge, it is the world of the judge's sister, the girl can hold up half the sky, if you don't call her the judge's sister, what do you shout!" Ma Mian said.
"Two big brothers, don't make fun of me, or why don't you stay and eat together?" Zhang Lin said.
"No, no, I won't bother you two, hehe, Lord Mountain, the small building of our underworld, but there is no solidity in the world, you take it easy."
When Zhang Lin heard this, he blushed and scolded the bulls and horses for being improper, and drove them away.
Of course, it's not the kind of really angry rush, Zhang Lin is in the underworld, and she also knows how to measure proportions, people are just joking, whether there is any malice.
It was another candlelight dinner, I originally thought that after the meal, there would be a battle with Zhang Lin as usual, but after eating, Zhang Lin was about to go out with a box.
I said, why are you going?
"Go to Heavenly Court, you have to set off now, and you have to rush to the South Heavenly Gate before dawn."
I said I couldn't make love and make love before leaving.
"I said you, it's just a big donkey, my dad is right, you came to see me, wouldn't it be just for that? Are you going to kick me out if I can't roll the sheets with you? ”
Seeing that when Zhang Lin said this, she looked very serious, and I hurriedly said no, no, no.
Give her a hug, and then I watched her get into a carriage pulled by heaven.
Pegasi, all winged, ran and ran, and flew up.
I was looking at it, and Xiao Cui behind me had already packed up the dishes and chopsticks, walked behind me, and suddenly wrapped her arms around my waist.
I'll just say Xiaocui, what are you doing?
"Judge Zhang said, if she leaves, you have no place to send fire, just send it to me."
I broke Cui's hand and jumped out of the window.
I feel that Zhang Lin is testing me again, if I really do something to Xiaocui, she will definitely settle accounts with me when I go back.
There are too many female ghosts in the underworld, as soon as Zhang Lin leaves, they all come to provoke me, they are not afraid of Zhang Lin's blame, because when Zhang Lin comes back, they will have already been reincarnated.
After thinking about it, I still left the underworld directly.
I don't want to stay and make mistakes.
When I returned to the Guandi Temple, I jumped directly into the wall, and the little demon was taking a bath in the bathroom of the West Courtyard.
I wanted to rush in, but after thinking about it, I didn't want to be a screaming donkey.
"You're back?" The little demon asked cautiously.
She was afraid that outsiders had infiltrated.
I'll just say yes, I'm back, don't be afraid.
"There is food in the East Cross Courtyard, you wait a while, and after I wash it, I'll give you hot dishes."
I don't know what's going on, the little demon seems to be a little angry with me now, and now he doesn't call me brother, anyway, he doesn't even have a name.
I smiled bitterly and said no, I had already eaten it.
At this moment, there was movement in the East Cross Courtyard.
The little demon heard it and said that it couldn't be a wild cat, so you should hurry up and take a look to prevent it from smashing the dishes and bowls.
Wild cats have nothing to worry about, I'm afraid that a master has infiltrated them.
I'll just say be careful, you'd better get dressed first, and I'll go over and have a look now.
When I tiptoed to the entrance of the East Cross Courtyard, I found that the light in the room where the ever-bright lantern was placed suddenly turned on.
I said in my heart that the thief who was a big egg actually started the idea of a long-lasting lamp!
When I kicked open the door, I saw that there was no thief, it turned out that Xu Laosan had returned.
And behind Xu Laosan, there was a white shadow, and before I could see it clearly, he took off his robe and covered it.
"Third grandfather, you'll come back when you come back, why are you sneaky." I say.
"Get out of the way, this Guandi Temple was originally a practice place for the Taoist master, and you also borrowed it to live here, how do I want to get in, that's my business, hurry up and let me out."
From Xu Laosan's impatient words, I understood.
He was in a hurry to drive me out, but it was actually very simple, the white shadow just now was Yuan Feifei who was found by him.
And Yuan Feifei is still in the state of an ape.
Xu Laosan didn't want me to see it, and at the same time, he was afraid that Yuan Feifei would feel embarrassed, so he wanted to drive me away.