1002 The underworld drinks joyful wine
In order not to delay the agreement with Lord Yama, I was angry, so I directly sandwiched the little city god under my armpit and sent it back to the city god temple.
When he entered the temple gate, Xiao Chenghuang was scared and struggled hard, but there was a lot of movement, and it made a noise to Xiao Zi in the main hall.
Xiao Zi was like a Fusang girl at that time, and said sweetly: "Husband, are you back......"
After she finished speaking, she handed Xiao Chenghuang a hot towel.
"Husband, your face is red and swollen for work, you are really hard, I will cook for you right away......"
When the little city god heard this, he couldn't believe his ears.
Looking at Xiao Zi Taomi's busy figure cooking, Xiao Chenghuang asked me, Mountain God, what happened, could it be that she was struck by lightning and her temperament changed greatly?
I'll just say don't care what's going on, anyway, she's a virtuous wife now, don't worry, she'll agree to what you're going to do tonight, enjoy your belated cave night.
After getting rid of the little city god, I jumped out of the city god temple, showed my true body, and ran in the direction of the nunnery.
As soon as I had a stick of incense, I ran to it.
"Brother, you're here, I'm so impatient." Lord Yama took my hand and said.
I said in my heart that you are thinking about your first love, so you are in such a hurry.
I didn't talk nonsense to him, and knocked on the door of the nunnery.
Mrs. Forget Hong quickly came over and opened the door, Lord Yama had already hidden in the shadows, and I was the only one who went in and talked to Mrs. Forget Hong.
I said in my heart that it is really not easy to forget the red master, and if the Lord of Yama has something, he has to find me, a lobbyist, to discuss with him.
When I explained my intentions, Mrs. Forget Red didn't object, and easily agreed to let the pink skeleton meet with Lord Yama.
At the beginning, the pink skeleton and the well dragon king were just talking at night in the room, and no substantive problems occurred, but they were beaten to death by Lord Yama, and the pimple in her heart was always there.
Until now, Mrs. Wanghong has not untied her knot.
"Huang Shan, she is not in love, and it is not suitable for her to stay in my nunnery anymore, if you can, you can take her away." Forget the red master too said.
The big-headed doll slept in the cradle of the room, and after Mrs. Wanghong finished speaking, she went to see him.
I said Mrs. Shi, what am I going to do when I take her away, let's let the people who like her take her away.
Master Forget Red smiled and went to the Pink Skull's room.
I heard Master Wanghong say, "Someone wants to see you, the nunnery can't let him in, if you want to see him, you can go outside." ”
The pink skeleton had been holding back in the nunnery for a long time, and when she heard that someone had come to see her, she didn't ask who it was.
She didn't move for a while, and she forgot that Master Hong was too much to me.
When I went out to take a look, Lord Yama had already found a sedan chair and directly helped the pink skeleton up.
"Brother, this is handed over to Mrs. Shi, a little bit of my heart, I will come to the underworld tomorrow night to drink the wedding wine, ah, this is an invitation for you, take this, and the underworld will let you come and go."
After Lord Yama finished speaking, he handed me a bag of gold leaves and an invitation made of real gold.
I took the two things and waved goodbye to him.
Back at the nunnery, I handed the gold leaf to Mrs. Wanghong, who sighed and put it away.
After saying goodbye to Master Wanghong, I returned to Guandi Temple.
Before the little demon could sleep, I went into her room, and she was going to kick me out.
I said that if you beat me to death tonight, I won't leave, I don't have any other requirements, I just want to sleep with you in my arms.
The little demon agreed, and took it, except to sleep with her in his arms, he couldn't do anything else.
I didn't force her, I just became a gentleman overnight.
The next night, I came to the City God Temple early, because I was going to the underworld, and I only knew this one entrance.
Xiao Chenghuang was sitting in the courtyard of the Chenghuang Temple, still a recliner, he was swaying very comfortably, and Xiao Zi was next to him, cutting a big watermelon.
Seeing that I was coming, Xiao Chenghuang showed off with me, pointed at Xiao Zi, and said, "Hey, I didn't see the guests coming, don't cut the watermelon, take it to squeeze the juice, so that the guests can quench their thirst." ”
Xiao Zi was resigned, and went in with a watermelon.
I'll just say Xiao Chenghuang, don't be complacent, if you call her like this again, don't believe it that Mr. Big is not done with you.
"He's not done with me, why! When his daughter bullied me, he didn't show up, why did I call my wife, he was going to appear! I think he dares! ”
As soon as Xiao Chenghuang finished speaking, two figures appeared at the door.
One is a provincial-level Mr. Chenghuang, and the other is a provincial-level ghost.
It turned out that Lord Yama had taken the pink skeleton to the underworld and notified them of these provincial-level officials to let them go to the underworld tonight to drink happy wine.
In fact, I also know that Lord Yama's wife used to hide all the property of Lord Yama, and when she went to reincarnate this time, Lord Yama was miserable.
Lord Yama is very tight now, taking advantage of this wedding, he will receive a little gift money, so that he can cope with his future life.
For example, now, Mr. Big and Old Turtle Jing are carrying gift boxes in their hands, and they are both heavy.
I guess it's all real money.
Now Mr. Big and the old turtle spirit are partners, just now Xiao Chenghuang's words, they all heard it, and before Mr. Big could speak, the old turtle spirit came up and kicked the little city god away.
"Stinky boy, Mr. Big is still worried that Xiao Zi will bully you, so this time I went to the underworld to do business, and I went here to take a look, and the result is good, you still bullied Xiao Zi, you really don't know, how the word dead is written, Mr. Big loves face, I'm embarrassed to say anything to you, but I can't rub the sand in my eyes, you can say it to Xiao Zi in the future, otherwise, I'll knock you down the Difu frying oil pot!"
The old turtle spirit was here, intimidating the little city god, and the little city god was so frightened that the little city god begged for mercy again and again.
The identity of the old turtle spirit, Xiao Chenghuang is very clear, the current level of the old turtle spirit is fully capable of letting Xiao Chenghuang taste the taste of the frying oil pot, so how can he not be afraid.
Mr. Big and Xiao Zi chatted over there, and the content was that a good wife and mother did not mean to obey her husband, but also to have a backbone, and the current society is no longer like in ancient times, requiring women to follow three virtues and four virtues.
"Of course, the women's way that should be observed must be observed, except for your husband, you can't have anything to do with any other man, if you do this, I will break your legs first, and then strangle you to death with my own hands." Mr. Big said again.
Mr. Big's words are also equivalent to sounding the alarm bell for the little city god.
The subtext is that as long as my daughter keeps the way of women and doesn't have anything to do with other men, you can't bully her.
Xiao Chenghuang made amends to Mr. Big again, and Mr. Big just smiled.
The old turtle scolded and went with us.
When I was leaving, I looked back and saw that the juice for the watermelon had been replaced by a small city god, but Xiao Zi didn't sit back and enjoy it, and was brushing the cup.
"I hope that the young couple will mature as soon as possible and know how to manage their marriage." Mr. Big said halfway through.
My old turtle spirit said, no problem, take your time.
I came to the gate of the underworld, and the old turtle spirit and Mr. Big lit up their respective signs, and I also showed the invitation.
The three of us easily went in, got into a carriage, and came to the Hades Palace.
Lord Yama didn't make a big deal this time, except for the ten yin handsome and four judges, as well as the provincial-level ghost mission city god, and the other members of the prefecture, none of them were notified to come to congratulate him.
Everyone handed the gift box to Cui Juan, who presided over the wedding, and then sat down.
The official of the king of Hades is too big, so the link of the cave room is saved, that is, when he drinks the wedding wine, he leads the bride to take a turn.
When he came to me, Lord Yan whispered to me: "Brother, I'm really sorry, Judge Zhang has been busy with work recently, and I haven't gone up to reunite with you for so long, so you can not leave tonight, just go to Judge Zhang's place and live with her." ”
As soon as Lord Yan said this, I couldn't drink anymore, and I didn't see Zhang Lin everywhere.
I pulled the cow head over, called Brother Niu first, and then asked him where Zhang Lin was.
Niu Tou and Ma Mian were very enthusiastic and sent me directly to Zhang Lin.
"Brother, next time, bring us some beer." Ma Mian also said.
I nodded and said this is fine.
"Zhang Juan is in the room, you go in, we will continue to drink the wedding wine."
As soon as Niu Tou Ma Mian left, I went up and knocked on the door, which was a small three-story building, and there were sentries standing at the door, but since I was brought by Niu Tou Ma Mian, they did not check me.
The door was opened by a little female ghost, and she asked me who I was looking for.
I'm looking for Judge Zhang, I'm her husband.
"I didn't hear that Zhang Juan has a husband, I'll go in and ask." After the female ghost finished speaking, she went up to the second floor.
Soon she came back, was much more polite to me, and invited me up to the second floor.
Zhang Lin was lying on the desk, reading papers, and writing and drawing from time to time.
"Shout, it's amazing my judge's sister, and now there are female ghosts, I'm here, and I even have to report it." I was joking with Zhang Lin.
"Isn't it delicious? I guess you're full, take a shower first, this small building is my office and rest place, you can take a shower and come over. ”
I originally thought that Zhang Lin asked me to take a bath, and there was something good in the future, but after I washed it, she was not finished yet.
Looking at the thick file next to her desk, I said that you can't finish tonight anyway, let's go to bed first, and then you can't be busy when you wake up.
"Sleep? Can you let me live in peace when I sleep! It's not that I don't know what you want, forget it, I'm so tired, I'm not interested, if you really want to, who is that...... Emerald! ”
As soon as Zhang Lin shouted, the female ghost just now came over.
"Xiao Cui, you serve the mountain god to sleep first." Zhang Lin said.
The female ghost came over and helped me and led me to a room, I originally thought that what Zhang Lin said about serving was to lead the room to spread the bedding, but Xiaocui closed the door and began to untie her clothes.
I hurriedly stopped her.
"Mountain God, if you say this, Zhang Juan will blame me!" Xiao Cui said worriedly.
I directly asked Xiaocui to go to the first floor, and told her that Zhang Juan dared to blame her, and I was on top of it.
After I finished speaking, this Zhang Lin has real power, why don't you even want to live as a husband and wife.
As a result, I went to Zhang Lin's office and saw that she had already thrown away her paperwork and brush.
As soon as I came in, she smiled.
"I'm just testing you, congratulations, you've passed the test." After Zhang Lin finished speaking, she came over and took my hand and went to the bedroom with me.
Xiao Bie is newlywed, and the two of them have a good time.
I said in my heart that it was good, tonight in the underworld, Lord Yama became the groom's official, and I also had the feeling of entering the cave room.
Holding Zhang Lin in my arms, I felt very satisfied.