Taishang Laojun looked at the green cow spirit lying on the ground, howling and crying, and he was confused.

Because the current shape of the green cow essence is very fashionable and sexy.

said that he was fashionable, that was because the face of the green cow essence was covered with rouge gouache, and the lips were red by people, and the most surprising thing was that there was a big red flower on the top of his head.

Do you think I'm a kindergarten here? Why do you wear a big red flower?!

said that he was sexy, it was because the green cow spirit was up and down and naked. I don't know which one lacked virtue goods, so he was stripped naked and thrown outside the palace.

If this spreads, wouldn't the people of the Three Realms want to laugh at him for being too old and having immorality, which really doesn't match the name of the leader of the Daomen?!

"Niu'er, how did you become like this?!"

"Ancestor, it's all that damn Bi Ma Wen. The dead monkey grabbed the golden rod and gave me a smack, knocking me unconscious. When I woke up, I found myself lying at the door of Tushi Palace.

If it weren't for the fact that the diamond bracelet disappeared halfway through, Niu Er I would have taken down the four Tang monks and apprentices and snatched all the treasures of the ancestor back. These four masters and apprentices are really too shameless, what kind of monk is taking advantage of the danger of others......."

Wait, wait!

Taishang Laojun seems to have vaguely heard it.

When fighting halfway, the diamond bracelet disappeared?

"Niu'er, tell the ancestor that the diamond bracelet is gone?"

Qingniu Jing was stunned, didn't you say it just now?

"It's gone."

"Missing?" Taishang Laojun then asked.

"That's right."

"I'll kill you turtle grandson!"

Taishang Laojun hates this!

Sending the Green Ox Essence out to stop the four of Ou Yangming's masters and apprentices, it was his own idea to learn the scriptures from the West Heaven.

This time, there was no intercession from Guanyin Bodhisattva, originally he had the attitude of buying one and getting one free, so he sent his mount to the lower realm.

The boy who guards the Dan furnace himself can play in the lower realm, why can't the mount?

In fact, this is also because he saw several Bodhisattvas in Buddhism and thought of taking pictures of their mounts in the lower realm.

Taishang Laojun is an out-and-out otaku in the modern world.

Therefore, the green cow essence is also unlucky, and it is tied to the Tushi Palace all day long, with nothing to do.

The diamond bracelet is gone, and it is certain that it must have something to do with Tang monks and apprentices.

But he can't pull this old face to ask for it!

Tang Xuanzang is protected by a group of immortals, if he spreads this humiliating thing about himself, how can he be in Taoism? How do you mix in the Three Realms?

So this loss, he is determined.

can only wait until later, when Xitian succeeds in learning the scriptures, and then secretly goes to Tang Xuanzang to ask for it.

He didn't know that it was estimated that the day when the Western Heaven learned the scriptures was successful, it was the time when Ouyang Ming left.

When the time comes, he will be exhausted, and he will not be able to find his diamond bracelet.

Lao Jun's only doubt is that it stands to reason that his diamond bracelet is the only banana fan in the whole world that can be surrendered and taken away.

Why is Tang Xuanzang's master and apprentice?!

Thinking about it, Lao Jun turned around and returned to Tushi Palace.

Forget about the green cow essence, the inferior goods that hurt the customs.

"Ancestor! Patriarch! Cow I ........."

The green bull spirit, who did not mention the tragedy, Sun Wukong and Ou Yangming and others, who smacked the "stuffy stick", continued to learn from the West happily.

...............

The four of them walked for a long time before they vaguely saw a big river blocking the way in front of them.

"Master, there is a river in front of you, I'm afraid there are some demons and monsters. I think the four of us should take a detour! ”

Zhu Bajie's goods are probably scared.

The waters along the way are a little ghostly.

"Alas, Bajie, you're afraid of a fart! Although there are many demons and monsters you have encountered along the way, how many times have you suffered a loss? It's not that I'm on par with Master, and you're shouting six-six-six in the back? ”

Poof!

Ou Yangming looked at Sun Wukong, who was holding the horse rope in front of him and speaking modern language, and he couldn't help laughing.

Who has ever seen a monkey that shouts six-six-six, and a pig?

"Bajie, you are too careful. The green bull essence holding the diamond bracelet was defeated in the hands of your senior brother, what are you afraid of? The sky fell, and Wukong was on top. ”

Sun Wukong's goods were praised by Ou Yangming, and he was suddenly happy to find the north.

"That's it! It is! ”

Sha Seng also echoed on the side.

Only Zhu Bajie muttered quietly on the side, "Bi Ma Wen who has taken shit luck........."

"Master, there is a ferryman in front of us, and we asked him to take us across the river!" When the words fell, Sun Wukong came to the shore in three or two steps and shouted: "Hey! Boat family, the four of us crossed the river! ”

"It's coming!"

Listening to this voice, the ferryman seems to be a delicate little lady.

As soon as Zhu Bajie heard the female voice, the whole person seemed to have received some stimulus, and with a pout, he ran to Sun Wukong's side, holding his big belly, and squeezed the monkey away.

"Hey! Ferryman, hurry up, people are here! ”

Ou Yangming looked at the anxious Bajie and shook his head.

Unless this pig is castrated, it is impossible to change the lustful problem in a lifetime!

But then again, the ferryman is a little lady, what must be the situation in the family to let a woman come out to do business? And it's still a tiring job like ferrying.

The little lady docked the boat to the shore, and then looked at the four of Ou Yangming's apprentices silently.

Zhu Bajie, looking at the delicate little lady, drooled all over the ground.

According to reason, ordinary people see Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, and they run away without turning around, which is considered bold.

But this little lady is not afraid of life at all, let alone monsters.

Sun Wukong came to Ou Yangming's side and asked with a strange expression.

"Master, why is this little lady so strange? Her eyes, some of her eyes, some ......"

Something, Sun Wukong hesitated for a long time, and he didn't say it.

"?!"

"Yes, yes, !!"

Ou Yangming stretched out his hand to look at Sun Wukong's skull and scolded with a smile.

"You monkey knows a fart, do you know what hunger and thirst are?"

The two discussed the meaning of the word hunger and thirst here, and Zhu Bajie was eyebrow-to-head with the little lady, so unhappy.

"Get on board! Hurry up and get on board! Master, Brother Monkey, you're still talking about a fart! If there is a boat that does not sit, do we still have to take a detour?! ”

After saying this, Zhu Bajie ran to the boat in a hurry.

Ou Yangming shook his head, the apprentice is too old, it's not easy to take it.

After getting on the boat, Zhu Bajie and the little lady on the ferry, the two of them almost stuck together.

You give me a autumn wave, and I send you a flying kiss.

Ou Yangming's egg hurts, when will there be a woman who will fall in love with Zhu Bajie?

Even if she had a crush on Sha Monk, Ou Yangming couldn't have any ideas.

After all, the sand monk looks like a person, at least a person.

Hey, Bajie, you're dying.