Chapter 669: Master, Are You Lying to My Old Pig?
When he arrived on the other side, Bajie volunteered to pay for the boat, and the next scene refreshed Ou Yangming's three views.
I saw Bajie gently put a few pennies into the little lady's hand, and then ........., and then this greedy and lustful stupid pig kissed her fiercely.
What the three masters and apprentices never expected was that the little lady was not shy, but happy.
Looking at that look, as long as the four of them took turns to kiss each other, they didn't have to pay for the boat.
"Master, if you hit me, I seem to be hallucinating."
Syllable!
Ou Yangming did not hesitate and patted the back of Sun Wukong's head.
"It hurts!"
Sun Wukong covered the back of his head and shouted with bared teeth.
Zhu Bajie probably heard Sun Wukong's shout, and he didn't dare to kiss more, after all, Ou Yangming's tight spell was not a good enjoyment.
He took a bowl from his bosom, scooped a full bowl of water by the river, and drank it in large gulps.
Ou Yangming clearly saw the expression of the little lady who was about to speak and stopped, as if there was something taboo in this river.
But when she saw that Zhu Bajie had already drunk it, she didn't say anything.
"Master! Master! The water is so sweet, do you want to take a sip? ”
Zhu Bajie ran back happily with a bowl full of river water.
Ou Yangming was actually a little thirsty, but after seeing the little lady's expression, he kept an eye on it.
"Not thirsty! Not thirsty! Not thirsty for teachers! Bajie, you better drink more, we don't know when we will find the city. ”
Bajie listened to Ou Yangming's words and sighed.
Then he grunted, raised his head and drank the water from the bowl.
The little lady who hadn't left at this time was covering her mouth and looking at Zhu Bajie with a grin.
It was as if I had seen some great joke.
"Senior Brother Sha, let me tell you. That little lady's hand is really fragrant!! ”
Zhu Bajie got cheap and behaved, and told Lao Sha that he was okay just now.
Sha Seng snorted, looked at Zhu Bajie and said with a serious face.
"Second Senior Brother, you have violated the precepts of Buddhism. Lao Sha, I really don't know why a woman has a crush on you. I see, there is no other reason than that she has never seen a man! ”
"Phew! Bah! Bah! After hearing this, Zhu Bajie said a few words to the sand monk. Then he said: "Don't talk nonsense, what woman in this world hasn't seen a man?" In my opinion, it was the little lady who fell in love with the old pig. ”
The tearing of the two people was heard by Ou Yangming.
Haven't seen a man?
This sentence reminded him at that time, in Journey to the West, except for the daughter country, which country has not seen a man?!
In addition, the little lady just now saw the expression of Bajie drinking water.
He Ou Yangming was now sure that the four of them had already reached the border of the daughter country!
No wonder women are rare in Bajie!
Men are even rarer than rolling in the daughter country.
To put it mildly, as long as it is a handle, someone still likes it with a pig's head, Bajie is a living example!
"Lao Sha, this river is quite sweet, do you want to have some too?"
Sha Seng talked to Zhu Bajie for a long time, and he was also a little thirsty, so he nodded yes.
"Second Senior Brother, I'll come."
"Amitabha! Wujing, for the teacher, pinch your fingers today, you will have a catastrophe. Only by not eating or drinking can you get through. ”
Sha Seng took the bowl in Zhu Bajie's hand and was about to scoop up the water, when he suddenly heard Ou Yangming say this, and immediately stopped.
Although the master is usually very unreliable, he still likes to pretend to be a virtuous monk.
But what he said was fulfilled.
What if I didn't listen to Master and was robbed today?
"Oops! Senior Brother Sha, Master fooled you. He's usually quite unreliable, pinch your fingers, do you really believe it? ”
Zhu Bajie shouted on the side, his face full of disbelief.
Ou Yangming smiled, pointed at Zhu Bajie and said.
"Bajie, you have a catastrophe now."
"Don't be kidding, Master, if I have a catastrophe for the old pig, you won't be able to run away."
This inferior guy still doesn't believe it, and still looks indifferent.
"For the teacher, I counted you, and there is a litter of piglets in my life!"
Poof!
As soon as Ou Yangming said this, not only the little lady holding the boat laughed, but even Sun Wukong and Sha Seng also laughed.
Think about a person, and say to a pig demon with a serious face, you have a litter of piglets in your life, what kind of scene is that?
What's more, this pig demon is still a man.
"Master, it's not an old pig that I said about you, there is no one like you who ridicules your apprentices. Rather than saying that the old pig has a litter of little piglets in my life, why don't you say that the old pig I will wait for a while and plunge into the woman's nest? ”
Ou Yangming nodded and answered with a smile on his face.
"Bajie, your wish will soon come true. However, if you pinch your fingers for the teacher, it will be realized in a while. ”
As soon as the words fell, he beckoned his apprentices to hurry.
.............
After walking for about a morning, Zhu Bajie, who was carrying a nail rake, suddenly stopped, then covered his stomach and fell straight down.
"Second Senior Brother! Second Senior Brother! ”
"Bajie! Eight precepts! ”
Sun Wukong and Sha Seng hurriedly stepped forward to check, their faces full of pain, holding Zhu Bajie who was rolling on the ground with his stomach covered.
"Bajie, Bajie, what's wrong with you?"
"Monkey monkey monkey ....., Brother Monkey, I ..... old pig, I don't know ....., what's wrong. I only felt unbearable pain in my abdomen, and my liver and intestines were cracking. ”
Ou Yangming, who was riding on the white dragon horse, said with a smile.
"Bajie doesn't need to worry too much, your pregnant body, you must take care of it, in case you have fetal gas, it will be bad!"
As soon as Zhu Bajie heard that Ou Yangming was still ridiculing him, he immediately quit.
"Master, I'm like this old pig, and you haven't forgotten to tease me."
"Bajie, it's not for the teacher to tease you, you are indeed pregnant! I didn't understand why the little lady who was holding the boat liked you so much. Until Wujing's words, he woke up as a teacher.
As we walked west, we entered the realm of the Xiliang Women's Kingdom. This Xiliang women's country, the whole country, is full of women, and there are no men. That's why the little lady who just held the boat is rare for you. ”
After the words fell, Sun Wukong stood up and asked Ou Yangming.
"Master, that's not right! The whole country is full of women, what do you take to reproduce? ”
"Hah! Ha! Ha! The river we crossed before was called the Mother and Son River. The women of the Xiliang Women's Country, when they reach the age of twenty, will go to drink the river water. Within half a day, she will be pregnant. So when Wujing wanted to drink water before, the teacher stopped him. After all, taking care of one pregnant woman is enough for a headache, and the teacher doesn't want to take care of two. ”
Listening to the two of them singing and harmonizing, Zhu Bajie ninja had a pain in his abdomen and asked with difficulty.
"Master, aren't you deceiving my old pig?!"