I dialed Dou Damiang's phone and walked to the gate of Guandi Temple.

When I opened the lock of the door, the phone was just connected, and Aunt Dou complained to me.

"I said my little master, what are you in a hurry, I put down Jiani and don't take care of it, and I'm in a hurry to rush to you."

I'll just say Auntie, hurry up, Zhang Lin is in a hurry, waiting in the coffin to come out for a little relief.

"Isn't it just this little thing, just let her pee in that coffin first, anyway, the coffin is not a place for the living, if you pee, you will pee, and then let the dead in, the dead can still smell it!"

After Aunt Dou finished speaking, she hung up the phone.

I ran back to the Kowloon black coffin and whispered inside: "Fairy Zhang, if you really can't hold it back, just pee inside, anyway, it's not your bed, when you come out, you will have a new room to live in." ”

I call her Zhang Da Fairy because she is a ghost, and the ghost is also a god, and a fairy is also suitable.

Actually, I don't want to call her by her name, and I don't want to call her aunt.

"Do you want to hear the voice, you too big guy, get out of !!! for me" Zhang Lin was inside, and replied to me irritablely.

Before, Ji Caiyun and the others played tricks with me, although they hurt me, but none of them dared to scold me directly.

This little Zhang Lin is good, when she was a female ghost before, she was obedient to me, but now she has become a female ghost, she has forgotten many things before, and she has become another temper.

Oh, my little good girl Zhang Lin will never come back!

Zhang Lin was holding back inside, there was no way, I didn't want her to be uncomfortable inside, and continued to call Aunt Dou.

"I'm at the gate, you kid call again, believe it or not, I'll turn around and leave now!"

Aunt Dou was annoyed by me.

"Oh, my aunt, don't go, don't go, if you get old, things will be in trouble, and the fairy is still waiting to come out for convenience! Hurry up, come quickly, I'll be a coolie for you for a day tomorrow! ”

I said it badly, and persuaded Aunt Dou again.

"You kid now take the basin where you wash your face to the Kowloon black coffin, I'll be useful." Aunt Dou said.

I wanted to ask what was the use, but Aunt Dou had already hung up the phone.

I said to Zhang Lin, Fairy Zhang, you wait a minute, the savior will arrive soon.

Then I ran to my room, carried my basin, and rushed back to Zhang Lin's room.

Soon, Aunt Dou also came, came in and used the key to open the black coffin, and then said that the key was useless, so she threw it to me.

I took the key, and I thought about it, Zhang Lin came out, and she didn't need to keep the key.

From now on, this Kowloon black coffin will be my private property!

I was thinking about it, Aunt Dou knocked on the door of my head, and said don't get distracted, don't you kid, aren't fairies waiting for convenience, hurry up and lift the coffin lid, my old arms and legs, I can't lift it!

I quickly put the keys in my pocket and lifted the lid of the coffin.

Zhang Lin is tall and wearing a ghostly black dress, which makes her face appear whiter, but I stretched out my head to see that Zhang Lin's smiling face was already red.

Because of holding urine and being shy, it's so popular.

The coffin lid was opened, but Zhang Lin was still lying down well and didn't move.

I thought she had been lying down for a long time, and now she was numb and couldn't move, so I reached in and said Zhang Da Fairy, come on, hand me your hand, and I'll help you out.

"Men and women don't kiss each other......," Zhang Lin said through gritted teeth.

Aunt Dou has a good relationship with Hu Xiaoli, and I wish Hu Xiaoli had more daughters-in-law, so she had a bad heart at that time, saying Oh, my hands are not clean, I can't help girls, what can I do.

After listening to Aunt Dou's words, Zhang Lin knew that Aunt Dou didn't want to help her, so she opened her eyes wide.

Those big watery eyes were full of helplessness.

In fact, I know in my heart, Zhang Lin is in a dilemma, now she doesn't dare to move at all, she will move hard, and if she pushes hard, she can't hold back her urine.

Of course, if she doesn't move, sooner or later she will pee her pants.

As a genuine immortal, she shouldn't have had such embarrassment.

But she has slept for too long, and this soaked urine is actually the previous Yin Qi accumulation, which must be excreted from the body, so that she can completely become a god, otherwise she is still one step away from the ghost.

Forget it, I won't bother with her, I'd better take her out.

Thinking of this, I reached out my hand again and said Fairy Zhang, come on, I'll help you out.

Zhang Lin pursed her lips, and this time she couldn't even speak.

Aunt Dou kicked me and said What do you kid think, do you want a big beauty to pee on you, isn't there a basin, hand her the basin.

I only know now what Aunt Dou asked me to prepare the basin for!

I didn't delay, and immediately handed the face plate to the coffin, Zhang Lin reached out to take it, and whispered thank you.

I'll just say no thanks.

"Stinky boy, what are you doing to be amorous, people are thanking me, not you! You don't go out yet, you want to hear the sound of the rain hitting the basin, that kind of rattling sound! ”

Aunt Dou is now which sentence is not easy to hear, which makes me look like a dirty boy.

I immediately walked out.

There was a sound of rustling in the black coffin in Kowloon, and Zhang Lin estimated that he sat up and was already squatting in the black coffin.

Before I could step out, the sound of the rain hitting the basin sounded, and I said in my heart that I was really embarrassed for her, and I was suffocated like this.

At this moment, Aunt Dou quietly followed me and grabbed my shoulder.

This bad old lady actually took advantage of the fact that I didn't show my true identity and was not her opponent, so she lifted me up and threw me at the black coffin of Jiulong.

By the time I reacted, I was already lying on the edge of the black coffin in Kowloon.

Zhang Lin was startled passively, and as soon as she raised her head when she was squatting, she looked at me in four corners.

"You! ......" she just said one word, and the rest of the words couldn't organize the language.

"Fairy Zhang, I said I didn't mean it, do you believe it?" I said to Zhang Lin.

Zhang Lin didn't answer my question, but asked me instead: "Have you seen it all?" ”

"See." I nodded, and told the truth.

"Is it pretty?" Zhang Lin suddenly asked me with a smile, and there was no embarrassment on her face.

"Fairy, can you not look good." I'll be honest again.

As soon as I finished speaking, I felt that it was dark in front of me, and then I felt that there was rain leaking in the house.

It wasn't until Aunt Dou laughed that I realized what was going on just now.

It was dark in front of me just now, and it was Zhang Lin who took out the basin from below and threw it directly at the door in front of me, and the basin blocked my vision, so I felt that it was dark in front of me.

As for the rain leakage, it's even simpler, and now the basin is already upside down on my head.

I said in my heart that the master will be easy tonight, waiting for you to come out of the coffin, waking up Aunt Dou from her sleep, provoking her to have an evil fire in her belly, and opposing me everywhere.

As a result, you, a big fairy, don't even know what to do, and wronged a good person!

Master Huang tonight, he is really not a person inside and out!

Alas!

I felt really faceless, and I didn't take the basin off, so I walked outside with the basin on my head.

Aunt Dou followed me out, still gloating quietly.

"Huangshan, don't you have corpse qi in your body, this bubble of fairy urine was poured on your head, at least this one will relieve your corpse qi for half a month, so don't blame the aunt for harming you tonight, I'm for your good!"

After Aunt Dou finished speaking, she left with a smile.

I took off the basin, although the divine urine of this fairy is not smoked, but Master Huang, when have you ever suffered such a big loss!

Feeling defeated, I threw the basin into the corner and crouched down to light a cigarette.

I was like this, but Zhang Lin took off her burden, walked out of the room heroically, and saw that my hair was still dripping, and even came to scold me!

"You guy who has become too much, you don't even go to wash, you are holding my fairy water, this is to Yiyin me! It's so hateful! ”

When she spoke, she looked at me like a dirty, disgusting bug.

"What if you're a fairy, don't push people too hard, I'm for you tonight, but my heart is broken!" I couldn't help myself and yelled.

"You took advantage of me, and even yelled at me, what about my dad, I'll go to my dad!"

Hearing Zhang Lin say this, I knew that when she was asleep, Xu Laosan infused her with a lot of memories.

Xu Laosan not only made Zhang Lin think that he was her father, but also instilled in Zhang Lin that men and women have different concepts, otherwise Zhang Lin, who had just woken up and lost most of his memories, how could he know this!

"Your dad is drunk like a dead pig, where can he care about your life or death, if it weren't for me tonight, you would have to pee your pants!"

After I finished speaking, I threw down Zhang Lin, took a towel and a pair of clothes, and went to take a shower.

After I washed and didn't see Zhang Lin, I went to the East Cross Courtyard.

Good guys, Xu Laosan and Lao Turtle Jing are two old living treasures, sleeping for a while and playing for a while, and talking vaguely in their dreams.

Zhang Lin's clothes and quilts were all stored in a closet by Yuan Feifei, Zhang Lin couldn't find it, and she couldn't sleep in the room of the East Cross Courtyard, so she stomped her feet in a hurry.

Seeing her yawning, I knew that she had been sleeping only to repair her bodily functions, and now she was still sleepy.

Zhang Lin was in a hurry in the end, and directly hit a basin of water and splashed it on Xu Laosan's face.

Xu Laosan was an ordinary drunk because he lost his mana and drank too much.

Just a basin of water, how can you splash him to wake him up!

In the end, Zhang Lin stomped her feet and went directly to the West Cross Courtyard.

I hurriedly followed.

When I arrived at my room, I saw Zhang Lin shaking my quilt and getting into my quilt again.

I stood on the edge of the bed and had to remind her, "Sister, this is my private bed!" ”