Chapter 731: A little drill wind with a bewildered face
Ou Yangming and the three of them "set up camp" on the spot, saying that they were camping, but in fact, they just spread a blanket on the ground, and the four of them sat on it to eat some fasting and drink some river water.
The three devils of Lion Camel Ridge, he is not afraid of the big demon green lion, and the two demon white elephants.
Only the Three Demon Golden-winged Dapeng Bird is a little tricky.
This demon alone eats the entire lion camel country very naturally.
And there is nothing wrong with the people, the Lingshan Heavenly Court, the cultivators in the mortal world, have not even released a fart.
The golden-winged Dapeng bird has an extraordinary origin, if you want to pick up the generations, even if you have the name of the second disciple of the Buddha, Ou Yangming, you must be a head shorter.
Since that chaotic time-sharing, the heavens are open to the son, the earth is ugly, life is in the yin, the heaven and the earth are reunited, and all things are born.
All things have beasts and birds, and the beasts are long with the unicorn, and the birds are long with the phoenix. The phoenix has to be mated again, giving birth to peacocks and Dapeng.
The peacock was the most evil when it was born, and it could eat people, and it could suck people in one bite for forty-five miles. The Buddha was on the top of the snowy mountain, cultivated into a golden body, and was also sucked down by the peacock. The Buddha wanted to go out of his door, fearing that his true body would be defiled; So he cut open the peacock's back and stepped onto the spiritual mountain.
The Buddha wanted to hurt his life, and when he was persuaded by the Buddhas, he hurt the peacock as if he hurt his mother, so he left the peacock at the Lingshan meeting and named him the Buddha's mother Peacock King Bodhisattva. Dapeng was born to the same mother as him, so after this guy swallowed the entire lion camel country alive, there was no.
Ou Yangming was only afraid of this Dapeng bird, and his cultivation was too high, causing him to show his hole cards.
But now, he really doesn't dare to show too many cards!
After so many years of Journey to the West, I already knew that I didn't have a good reputation.
It is said that the Immortal Buddha of the Three Realms gave him the title of Ouyang Ming, who is three feet high.
At that time, Ou Yangming was confused, was he so good?
So he asked Bajie with a low mouth, why Ou Yangming was called three feet high.
Zhu Bajie secretly explained to him, saying that he was greedy for money and treasures, and all the immortals and Buddhas who had a grudge against him were knocked by him from behind one by one.
The treasures of his whole body were looted, and the cave did not escape his poisonous hands.
After the battle of the gods, he was born three feet taller.
for he hung up three feet of the land alive.
It can be seen from here that he is full of enemies in the Three Realms, especially when he once had a grudge against saints.
How big does his head have to be, and how iron does he have to be, to dare to reveal his identity?
After thinking about it, Ou Yangming felt that instead of sitting still, he waited for the three demons to come to the door.
It's better to take a salary from the bottom of the kettle and break into the enemy's interior.
As the old saying goes, the most dangerous place is the safest place.
I'm afraid that they will be tired of the three devils, and they would not have thought that Tang Xuanzang, who was salivating for the three of them, would take the initiative to run to the door and come to their lion camel cave, right? !
"Wukong, Wuneng, Wujing, come and come, I thought of a rather interesting way for the teacher......."
The four of them exchanged heads, and Ou Yangming kept talking about the methods and plans he had come up with.
Hearing Wukong and Wujing nodding again and again, only Zhu Bajie looked constipated, as if there was something unspeakable.
"Gono, do you have any questions?!"
"Master..... Master, Master, isn't it a little rampant for us to swagger into the Lion's Camel Cave? What if someone blocks us in the hole and serves a pot? ”
When Ou Yangming heard what his disciple said, he really couldn't cry or laugh.
What did this nerd just listen to?
Who said swaggering into the lion's camel cave?
Did I not take my medicine in the morning, or are you sick now?!
"You, you, you, you're ....., you're really about to die of being a teacher." Ouyang Ming is convinced, the heavens and all the worlds, the only thing that can make him cry and laugh is that except for Zhu Bajie, he really can't find a second person!
.......
"The king asked me to patrol the mountains!!"
"The king asked me to patrol the mountains!!"
Xiao Zhuanfeng led the dozen younger brothers, stopped, turned around and looked back.
I saw four little demons walking towards me, and the leading monster was the same as his dress.
Looking at the slogan of patrolling the mountain just now, it was the four of them who shouted it.
Especially among the four people, the monster who looks like a twin brother to him, he wonders if his mother has deceived him about something.
"You, you, you, you, you....., where did you come from? How do you ....., how do you look exactly like me? Xiao Zuanfeng kept looking, and the monster that walked in front of him asked.
"Hey! The family doesn't know the family anymore? The monster who was interrogated replied with a smile.
"Alas! We don't have you in our house! Besides, Lion Camel Ridge is a little bit of a drill for me. I've never heard of it, and there's a monster that looks just like me! "Xiao Zhuanfeng can be described as confused, his own family? Could it be that my mother really hid it from me and gave birth to a younger brother, or an older brother?
"Why not me! I'm a cooker! ”
The little diamond wind is even more blindfolded, and he knows all the cooks!
"No, I said brother. None of the cooks in our cave are as ugly as you...... handsome! "He wanted to say that he didn't look uglier than you. But as soon as he saw that face, which was the same as himself, he immediately changed his words and said that he was handsome.
No one wants to admit that he's ugly, even if he's a monster.
"Also, the three kings of our family have very strict family laws. The little demons in the mountains, those who burn the fire only take care of the fire, those who cook only cook, and those who patrol the mountains only take care of the mountains. You're a cook, and you look like you're patrolling the mountains. There are still three little demons under his hands, and I haven't heard of whose official the king has recently promoted! ”
"That's your loneliness! The king saw that I was handsome and chic, and that the food was delicious and suited to their appetite, so he promoted me to an official! ”
Xiao Zuanfeng looked at the monster in front of him, and nodded as if he didn't say it was made up temporarily.
"Then your waist card, show me."
"I can show you the waist card, but your waist card, you have to show me first. What if you were a hostile member of the other hill that invaded our Lion's Camel Ridge? ”
Xiao Zhuanfeng pondered, what he said was right, so he didn't think about it, untied the waist card from his waist, and handed it to the monster in front of him.
The monster took the waist card in his hand and nodded.
"You are really our little demon in Lion Camel Ridge, let you see my waist card."
When the words fell, a golden waist card suddenly appeared in his hand, and the eyes of the surrounding demons couldn't be opened.
Xiao Diamond Wind took the waist card with both hands, and saw that it said Total Drill Wind.
"I'm a little driller, you're the chief driller, and you're really a chief! Hahaha......"
Looking at Xiao Zuanfeng's appearance of finding an organization, the monster almost didn't laugh.
If this guy hadn't had a bad IQ and looked a little ugly, he would have taken him as a disciple and served him.
Not to mention anything else, it's enough to just make yourself amused by nothing!!