Chapter 730: The little white dragon has been blown into the sky by you
"Plagued monkey, you can't die well, old pig, sooner or later, I will beat you into a sieve."
Zhu Bajie followed behind the scripture-learning team and muttered and spoke.
Of course, Sun Wukong must not be able to hear these words.
Originally, he had almost forgotten the multi-eyed monster, who would have thought that this monkey would actually fool him.
turned his monkey hair into a secret play, and when he opened the secret play, a bad old man, in front of him, showed a live pole dance.
He was dizzy, vomiting and diarrhea.
Do you need to talk about the rest of the story?
Zhu Bajie's legs were weak for three days, and he dragged a nine-toothed nail rake along the way, and he was weak and could die at any time.
At the same time, he was also hungry for three days, and watching Ou Yangming and the three of them eat heartlessly and heartlessly, his resentment towards Sun Wukong deepened.
"Master, the mountain ahead is so high and steep that I don't know if there is a road to pass through. I think it's better to find someone and inquire, if there is no way, it is better to detour in time. Sha Seng carried the burden behind Ou Yangming and shouted loudly.
"Haha, Wujing, don't worry. The mountain is high and has its own passenger road, and the water depth has its own ferryman, how can there be no reason? Along the way, we have passed the high mountains, is there still less? There is no way, we can carve out a broad road to the west sky! It's just a little more trouble! ”
Ou Yangming rode on the white dragon horse and said impassionedly.
Sun Wukong glanced at Ou Yangming strangely, not understanding what was going on with the master's state of taking the medicine today.
"Be careful to sail the ship of ten thousand years, isn't you, Master?" In the past few days, the monkey has not rectified him, and Bajie has recovered well.
Sha Seng sneered, thinking of the fact that the second senior brother made himself vomit and diarrhea because of an old way of pole dancing, which caused them to delay their journey.
"Humph! If you can't stand the boat, it always leaks. ”
When Zhu Bajie heard it, he was obviously talking about himself!
"Phew! Bah! You black-faced old sand must have stolen the ink. The mouth is black, the face is black, and the speech is even darker! That day in the Taoist temple, I didn't know who it was, and I cried. Do you think you're crying black tears, and I can't see the old pig? Although I look at vomiting and diarrhea, it is better than some people's crying nose! ”
Sun Wukong covered his mouth and snickered, Zhu Bajie looked at it, you monkey still have a smile?
If you hadn't plotted against my old pig, would you have delayed for so many days!
"You plagued monkey, and you still have a smile? At that time, I didn't know who it was, and I lost a lot of monkey hair. If I hadn't led the horse and saw a lot of monkey hair behind the chair where Master was sitting, I would have thought you were a person with great perseverance. ”
Ouyang Ming saw that Bajie was furious, turned on the mode of five sprays in one second, and immediately stopped them.
"Alright, you all have to say less! The western sky is getting closer and closer, and it is getting faster and faster for us to complete the task of learning from the scriptures. Therefore, the four of us must work together. ”
As soon as the words fell, a voice sounded in the empty mountains.
"Elders who go westward, and go slowly. There is a group of demons on this mountain, who have eaten up all the people in the world of Nanzhan Buzhou, and they can't move forward! ”
"Who?!"
Sun Wukong played with a stick flower and shouted.
"Old and polite!"
Behind the barren mountains and boulders, an old man came out in a blink of an eye, and looking at his dress, he seemed to be a woodcutter.
But what makes people a little confused is that there are all rocks around, not to mention trees, not even a single weed, and a fart firewood?
"Old man, what kind of demon is there in front of you, so powerful? Can you eat all the people in Nanzhan Buzhou? Could it be that you and the demon are people in the same way, and you are afraid that the four of us will get rid of the monster, so you secretly prevent us from entering the mountain? ”
Hearing the movement in Sun Wukong's words, the old man snorted twice.
"You hairy monk, you say something that you don't like. Why doesn't the old man let you into the mountain, listen up. This mountain is called the Eight Hundred Miles Lion Camel Ridge, and there is a Lion Camel Cave in the middle, and there are three devils in the hole.
Under the three demon heads, there are 48,000 little demons, who patrol the mountains and arrest people. If ordinary people are seen by the little demon patrolling the mountains, they will become food in the mouths of the three demons in the blink of an eye.
Not only are they powerful, but their identities are also extraordinary. I have a lot of friendship with the Spirit Mountain, Heavenly Court, and the Dragon King of the Four Seas, and I have been at ease for so many years. The four of you, old, weak, sick and disabled, and a pig's head with weak legs, Jin Shan also gave the devil as rations. ”
After hearing this, Zhu Bajie immediately covered his buttocks and hurriedly ran behind the boulder beside him.
The monkey grabbed him by the waistband and asked, "What are you doing?!" ”
"Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, if you let go of me, I will go to the toilet old pig. If you delay it any longer, I'm afraid you'll fall into your pants! ”
"It's not promising!" Sun Wukong patted the back of Zhu Bajie's head, and then let him go.
Then he turned his head to look at the old man, but found that the old man had disappeared.
It seems that he took advantage of Zhu Bajie's attention and left quietly.
"Wukong, it seems that our biggest opponent in the westward journey has appeared." Ou Yangming rode on the white dragon horse and said with a smile.
"It doesn't matter! Come to one grandson to fight one, come to two grandsons to play a pair! Forty-eight thousand little demons, I'll make the golden hoop stick bigger, go down with a stick, roll it, and you can roll to death about 5,000 people. As long as our master and apprentice work together, there is no hurdle in the world that cannot be overcome! ”
Smack!!
Zhu Bajie finished going to the toilet and walked out with his pants.
The monkey looked at Bajie with an embarrassed face, and said with a smile: "I'm afraid, I'm afraid, some people don't have the guts, and they want to shout again, go back to be a son-in-law!" ”
"You, you, you ....., what are you dead monkeys looking at me? You won't doubt me, old pig, I'm afraid! Let me tell you, old pig, I used to be the marshal of Tianpeng in the Heavenly Court, commanding the 80,000 Tianhe water army. What winds and waves haven't you seen? Kill.... Kill! I picked up the rake of the old pig, a rake is a life, and I directly killed the lion camel ridge!! ”
Zhu Bajie expressed his guts, and saw Ou Yangming and the three of them, holding their chests with their hands, with a look of "You are blowing, you are blowing, and the little white dragon is blowing to the sky" by you.
"Stop blowing, Bajie, were you scared out of just now?" Sun Wukong looked at the weak-hearted Zhu Bajie and asked with a smile.
"This ....., I ....., the old pig still has to be in the toilet last time. Hey, I've been feeling a little bad lately. ”
The words fell, Zhu Bajie hugged his stomach again, turned around and walked behind the boulder.
"Master, do you see it? If this guy sees the three demons in the mountains, he will definitely be the first to escape. Lao Sun really couldn't understand why Heavenly Court made him Marshal Tianpeng in the first place. With this bit of courage, it can be seen that the combat effectiveness of Tianhe's 80,000 naval army is not a little bit worse! ”