Chapter 536: Be a Pig

After Jiang Yan wiped the sweat on her forehead with her sleeve, she said disdainfully to Luo Fatzi: "Fatty, now you know how to talk cool here, where did you go just now?" ”

"Comrade Fatty, this behavior is really unacceptable after the incident, and it hurts people's character very much." Wu Ze said nonsense while struggling to chop the weeds.

"Brother Ze, don't avoid the facts, we have to talk about things, the great people have said, you can change your mistakes, you are a good comrade, about this, you still need to study hard." The big truth that came out of Luo Fatzi's mouth was really one set after another.

Suddenly, Luo Fatzi saw that there were a lot of red wild fruits growing in the bushes next to him, and this discovery made Luo Fatzi, who had faded out of his mouth in the past few days, overjoyed.

He couldn't help but cry out in surprise, "Brother Ze, look, there are wild fruits there, I'll go over and pick a little to taste it......

With that, he ran over to the bush.

"Fatty, you have to be careful, those fruits may be poisonous...... Jiang Yan kindly reminded.

Jiang Yan's words were still floating in the air, and she heard Luo Fatzi's exclamation of "Ah......" from behind.

Jiang Yan was stunned for a moment, and said in her heart, this dead fat man is too perfect to cooperate, right? As soon as his reminder came out, he responded.

The next moment, she felt that something was not quite right, because Luo Fatzi's cry for help came from behind, "Brother Ze, come and save me......"

Wu Ze's heart suddenly burst out, and he secretly said that it was not good, it seemed that this fat man Luo was in trouble, so he couldn't care about opening the road anymore, so he directly picked up the mountain knife, turned his head and ran back.

Fortunately, Luo Fatzi didn't go too far, Wu Ze ran over in a few seconds like the wind, but he didn't see anyone behind him, Wu Ze only saw a big pit not far from the right side.

"Brother Ze, I'm here again, I've fallen into a trap, come and save me!" From the big pit came the anxious shouts of the fat man.

Wu Ze took three steps and made two steps, and ran to the big pit at once, only to see Luo Fatzi pulling a bunch of thatch with both hands, hanging hanging on the edge of the trap, and at the bottom of the trap under his feet, densely filled with sharp bamboo thorns, the sharpness of those bamboo thorns made Wu Ze's scalp a little numb.

Luo Fatzi felt that the bunch of thatch in his hand was about to be unable to bear the weight of his body, and immediately shouted loudly, "Brother Ze, don't be stunned, help me up, I'm really about to fall." ”

Wu Ze was called by Luo Fatzi like this, so he suddenly came back to his senses, and quickly put the whole person on the ground, and then stretched out his hand and grabbed Luo Fatman's hand tightly, which made Luo Fatman, who had been slowly sliding, finally stop the downward trend.

Jiang Yan and Zhao Baoshu, who rushed to hear the news, also ran to the edge of this trap at this time, and the two of them reached out together to help Wu Ze lift Luo Fatzi up from the trap.

Luo Fatzi, who was lifted to the ground by the three of them, looked back at the bamboo thorns in the trap, and a careful liver was still jumping there "poof, puff", and then he felt that his feet were also soft.

Just now he ran over to pick those wild fruits, he didn't notice that there was a trap at his feet, and when he found out, it was too late, and the whole person was about to fall, fortunately, there was a big thatch growing next to the trap, and in a panic, Luo Fatzi grabbed the thatch, so he didn't let himself fall to the bottom of the pit.

That is, with this thatch, Luo Fatzi's life was saved, if there was no thatch, it is estimated that Luo Fatman's feet have now been skewered into meat skewers.

"Fatty, you are really dying with your own life!" Jiang Yan stretched out her head to look into the trap, and said to Luo Fatzi in shock.

The red wild fruits behind the trap were still fluttering on the branches, and they didn't know that Luo Fatzi had already walked on the verge of death for them.

After Wu Ze got up from the ground, he clapped his palms and said, "Indeed, Comrade Fat Man, I can only say that you really did a good job just now." ”

"Uh, what's that, I don't know which guy is full of food and nothing to do, digging a pit here and waiting for me to jump, if I'm not careful, I almost hit his way, this is really a cheat." Luo Fatzi wiped a cold sweat and said.

Luo Fatzi's words amused Zhao Baoshu, "Hehe, little fatty, this trap was dug up by the hunters here and specially used to catch wild boars and other animals, and now you have made a wild boar yourself, and if you have to step on it, there is nothing people can do." ”

"Haha, fat man, you played the role of a wild boar this time, and you did a really good job." Jiang Yan said with a smile.

Luo Fatzi's face turned red, looked at those red wild fruits, and said viciously: "It's all these things that harm people, if it weren't for them, where might the fat man be caught in other people's ways, if you don't eat them all today, the fat man doesn't plan to stop." ”

After speaking, Luo Fatzi walked over and picked all those wild fruits.

"Fatty, you're really not afraid of death, you dare to pick and eat any wild fruit you see." Jiang Yan said with a frown.

"It's okay, I ate a lot of this wild fruit when I was a child, I haven't eaten it for more than ten years, and I'm really a little hungry......" Luo Fatzi didn't finish speaking, and he was already drooling there.

"Really?" Jiang Yan asked with some disbelieving.

"That must be true, or you can taste one and see it, if you really don't believe it, then I'll try one for you first." After Luo Fatzi finished speaking, he directly grabbed one and threw it into his mouth, and chewed it "rattle".

It's just that while Luo Fat Man was chewing, his expression was a little strange, but unfortunately Jiang Yan didn't notice it.

"Fatty, isn't it delicious?" Jiang Yan watched Fat Luo eat happily, so she asked.

"Good...... It's delicious, it's so delicious, beauty, do you have one too? Luo Fatzi grabbed another one and put it to his mouth, looking like he was going to feast on it.

Jiang Yan just saw that Luo Fat Man was eating with relish, and she didn't doubt him, so she grabbed a wild fruit and stuffed it directly into her mouth, but when she bit into it, Jiang Yan knew how sour this wild fruit was.

"......Ahh Dead fatty, I'm going to kill you......" Jiang Yan immediately spit out the wild fruit in her mouth, and then pounced viciously at Luo Fatty.

Of course, Luo Fatzi's fate was not too good, and after a while, a piece of purple and blue appeared in front of Wu Ze on his arm.