Chapter 537: All Bad People
"Dead fatty, do you dare to deceive your sister next time?" Jiang Yan crossed her hands on her hips and shouted like a queen.
Luo Fatzi cried with a sad face, folded his hands, and begged Jiang Yan for mercy: "Auntie, there is no next time, there really can't be a next time, this time I am hard next to each other, if it goes on like this, it is estimated that my old life will definitely not be able to endure next time!" ”
"Haha, fat man, I really can't convince you, your death skills have already broken through the sky, it seems that all your skill points over the years have been here, right?" Seeing that Luo Fatzi was abused, Wu Ze smiled heartlessly on the side.
The slightly strange expression on Fat Luo's face just now, Wu Ze could see it clearly, Fat Luo, who grew up with him since he was a child, where could this trick hide from his eyes.
To put it mildly, as long as Luo Fatzi pouted his buttocks, Wu Ze knew what kind of shit he was going to pull, so just now, Wu Ze knew that Luo Fatzi was going to make it bad.
No, it is.
"You're not a good person, watching the dead fat man play tricks on me, and you don't remind me, you just stand by and watch there." After Jiang Yan rinsed her mouth with water, she gave Wu Ze a fierce look.
"Heaven and earth conscience, how did I know that the fat man was going to be bad, if I really knew, how could I watch you be fooled?" Wu Ze pointed to the sky and said there, he didn't dare to admit this matter.
Then Wu Ze added another sentence at the end, "Fatty, what did that wild fruit taste like just now?" Didn't you say you ate a lot when you were a kid? ”
Luo Fatzi explained sadly and angrily on the side: "Damn, I don't know what's going on, in my memory, this wild fruit is sweet and sour, who knows that after growing in this broken place, now there is only one sour word left, but that sweet is gone." ”
"Hehe, I also ate this wild fruit when I was a child, I remember that it was sour, I heard the little fat man say it was delicious just now, I thought these wild fruits had been genetically mutated." Zhao Baoshu said narrowly.
At that moment, Luo Fatzi felt that there were thousands of grass and mud horses galloping in his chest, you old boy, you didn't say it just now, and now you are still laughing at me, it's really not a thing, Luo Fatzi's face changed and changed.
"Haha...... Uncle Zhao, you're too bad. Wu Ze was alone and leaned back with a smile.
"Hmph...... You're all bad guys! Jiang Yanqiong's nose wrinkled, and she ignored them.
"Uncle Zhao, you are really cunning and cunning, and the younger generation really admires and admires!" Luo Fat Man gritted his teeth and said.
Luo Fatzi was hit multiple times this time, first he fell into the pit and almost died, and then he deceived Jiang Yan with a sour wild fruit, and was abused by Jiang Yan and his body was incomplete, and now his heart was pierced by Zhao Baoshu with a black belly again.
Life is unsatisfactory, nine times out of ten! Luo Fat shook his head and walked forward with a depressed face.
But Wu Ze was the opposite, after such a trouble, he felt that he had become refreshed, and even walked with the wind, he carried the mountain knife whose blade had long been out of shape, and ran to the front to open the road with high spirits.
After some hard work, these four people finally finished this extremely difficult road, but unfortunately, they couldn't find anything along the way, no underground palace entrance, tomb passage, not even an ordinary tomb.
It took a whole morning to go around at the foot of the mountain just now, and the physical exertion was extremely great, and now everyone is a little unable to walk.
Luo Fatzi sat on the stone next to the mountain road, wiped his sweat and asked: "Brother Ze, it seems that we have left in vain this trip, and we have walked so hard, but we haven't even found a single hair, and I feel very lost in my heart." ”
After Luo Fatzi finished speaking, he also smashed his chest a few times with his fist, expressing his extreme depression.
"Roll the calf, you have lost a yarn, if we don't come, how can we know that there is no tomb along the way? We've walked around the foot of the fishtail peak, and now we can exclude all these places we pass by, isn't this our harvest? Wu Zeqiang was teaching Luo Fatzi a lesson there.
"Then according to your meaning, the biggest gain of our trip is that there is no gain?" Luo Fatzi rolled his eyes and asked Wu Ze.
"The biggest gain of our trip is to know that there is a wild fruit on this mountain that tastes sour, and it is not a little sour, it is very sour." Wu Ze said extremely calmly.
"Cut!" Luo Fatzi responded directly with a disdainful look.
"Xiao Wu, let's go directly to the corner between the two peaks now, I think there is even more hope for other places." Zhao Baoshu put his hand in front of him and looked at the peak.
Wu Ze looked ahead for a moment, and then replied, "Okay, let's go up this mountain beam later, and then diagonally through the woods, maybe it will be faster to walk like this." ”
Zhao Baoshu pondered for a while before he said: "Well, it makes sense, this mountain beam is much easier to walk than that valley, at least there are not so many wild grasses and vines stumbling. ”
In a few words, Wu Ze and Zhao Baoshu decided on the next itinerary.
"Fatty, do you agree with what they said this time?" Jiang Yan asked with a smile.
Luo Fatzi replied weakly: "The professional one is left to the professional people to do, I won't mix it." ”
"Hey, how did you learn to be obedient this time?" Jiang Yan felt extremely curious.
"I kind of figured it out, only in this way can we question whether their decision was correct or not afterwards, otherwise if we have already agreed, we will be embarrassed to settle accounts with them." Luo Fatzi learned a lesson this time, and directly beat the abacus into a crackle.
"You cow, you can think of such a heartless thing." Jiang Yan's eyes widened and she gave Luo Fatzi a thumbs up.
"No more gossip, is it better to eat some dry food and continue on your way, or find a place to bury the pot and cook first?" Wu Ze asked them.
"Find a place to cook a meal, I've eaten several meals of dry food in a row, and I want to vomit." Luo Fatzi first reflected.
"I agree!" Jiang Yan raised her hand and agreed.
"Yes." Zhao Baoshu's answer was simple and clear.
"That's it, let's go under the big tree and start cooking." Wu Ze pointed to the big tree by the stream in front of him and said.
Beside the road, a small stream winds its way down the valley in the distance, the water is crystal clear, and there are many unknown small fish swimming in the water.
Next to the stream, a leafy tree, canopy like an umbrella, its branches cover a large area of land, this scorching sun in the sky, can rest under this big tree for a while, that is really not said.