Chapter 729: You're Coming to Beat Me!
Ou Yangming rode on the white dragon horse, playing with the stone in his hand with a wicked face.
The stone in his hand is not simple, and yesterday he was so strange that he showed off his dancing skills in front of the four of them.
made Zhu Bajie vomit so much that even Sha Seng's face dripped out of a black unknown liquid.
It is conceivable how lethal the multi-eyed pole dancing is.
And when Ou Yangming was watching, he used a small spell to imprint the whole scene on the stone.
With a little bit of mana, the stone will resemble a modern projector, revealing a disgusting pole dance in the air.
As for the Duomu Monster himself, he did everything that Ou Yangming asked him to do, and he was naturally let go.
But it's a pity that when the multi-eyed monster stepped out of the gate of the Taoist temple, Zhu Bajie, who was lying on the ground and vomiting, didn't know where the strength came from.
He picked up the nine-tooth nail rake next to him and hammered it down on the head of the multi-eyed monster.
The picture is too cruel and bloody, so I won't repeat it here.
However, after Zhu Bajie smashed the head of the multi-eyed monster, he said a word.
"Hammer you to death, so that you have nothing to do and come out disgusting!"
The four masters and apprentices hurried away at noon.
"Wukong, are we out of food? Work hard for you, go out and fast. Ou Yangming waved his hand, stopped the scripture learning team, and then commanded the monkey beside him.
"Okay!" Sun Wukong directly flipped out and disappeared into the skyline in an instant.
Zhu Bajie, when he usually hears fasting, he must be dragging Sun Wukong and asking him to eat more, after all, he eats a lot of intestines, and he really can't eat enough.
But I don't know what's wrong today, Bajie drooped his ears, and his face was listless.
The nine-tooth nail rake was usually carried on the shoulder, but this time it was thrown on the ground.
"Bajie, why are you so quiet today? Don't you want to be a beautiful man? Ou Yangming turned over and got off the horse, walked to Zhu Bajie's side, and asked with a smile.
It's a pity that Zhu Bajie was indifferent to Ou Yangming's ridicule.
Sha Seng carried the burden, walked to Zhu Bajie's side, and kicked him twice.
"Second Senior Brother, Master asked you something!"
"Huh?! What's the name, fasting? ”
Zhu Bajie asked with a blank face, making Ou Yangming and Sha Seng completely unsure of what to say.
"Yes, yes, yes, it's time for fasting."
"Don't eat! Don't eat! ”
Unusually, Zhu Bajie actually refused!
Ouyang Mingzai looked at Zhu Bajie carefully, he suspected that his apprentice had been dropped halfway.
Otherwise, why, he is famous in the Three Realms for being lazy and lazy, and he doesn't eat!!
"Bajie, what's wrong with you, since yesterday, you have lost your appetite and lost your spirits. Could it be that you took advantage of Master's inattention and secretly played with yourself and masturbated too much kidney deficiency? ”
Burst!!
Sha Seng almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood, and for the first time he met it, he could still say that something so fresh and refined, playing with himself, tsk.
Zhu Bajie didn't answer, because he really didn't want to mention it, otherwise he would definitely vomit.
When I think of yesterday, the multi-eyed monster is ecstatic, charming, and sultry pole dancing.
Zhu Bajie's whole person shuddered suddenly.
In the heavenly court, I have seen a lot of dances, the north and south of the river, what dance posture has not been seen?
But since yesterday, Bajie suddenly felt that his knowledge was really pitiful.
The disgusting pole dancing kept replaying in his mind, making him lose his appetite and lose his spirit.
This is also the reason why he would pick up the nine-tooth nail rake and instantly blow up the head of the multi-eyed monster.
"Master, my grandson is back!!" Sun Wukong carried two baskets and landed between Ou Yangming and them from the air.
One of the baskets is filled with vegetables and rice, and the other basket is full of fruits and melons.
"Come on, come on, Lao Sun met a big family today, and he said that he would give me two baskets." Sun Wukong smiled and handed the rice and melons to Ou Yangming.
"Senior brother, is there still such a generous person?"
"Actually, it's not that they're generous, their family is a monster, and I'll get rid of my grandson."
Sha Seng nodded, no wonder today's meal was so rich.
"Senior brother, what kind of monster did you kill?"
"Little demon, a centipede spirit." Sun Wukong, the monkey, didn't know when, walked to Zhu Bajie's side and replied loudly to Sha Seng in his ear.
"Vomit ........"
As soon as Zhu Bajie heard the three words centipede, the disgusting pole dance instantly began to replay in his mind.
Looking at Bajie, who ran to the side and lay on the ground foaming, Sun Wukong covered his mouth and snickered.
He's a monkey, and he's always been excited.
Naturally, I can see from Zhu Bajie's body that he is listless.
"You plagued monkey, when the old pig recovers my strength, I will beat you into a sieve with a rake!"
Zhu Bajie vomited for a long time, and finally regained some strength. He slowly walked to the four people who were eating, pointed at Sun Wukong's nose and scolded.
Sun Wukong didn't care about the threat of his junior brother, but showed an expression, you are coming to beat me.
Zhu Bajie, who watched this scene, jumped like thunder.
But he is self-aware, in his heyday, he really can't beat Sun Wukong, let alone now, he is so soft that he can't lift up at all.
"Hum ....."
Zhu Bajie snorted twice, sat down beside Ou Yangming, picked up the steamed cakes in the basket, and began to eat.
Although he had no appetite, he did not eat and did not have the strength to walk.
I could only force myself to chew, and I was forced to think about Gao Laozhuang's daughter-in-law in my heart to divert my attention.
Otherwise, he will inevitably vomit out.
The four masters and apprentices fought all the way and walked for seven days.
And Bajie is finally about the same, forgetting the centipede essence.
Once he came back from fasting, Sun Wukong, the monkey god, mysteriously pulled Zhu Bajie and sat down with his back to Ou Yangming and Sha Seng.
"Brother Monkey, what the hell are you going to do, you have to make it so mysterious."
Bajie's face is unhappy, what is there that is unpleasant?
"Hehe, Bajie, don't blame Senior Brother for not taking care of you. This time, I got some good things! Shhhh ”
Seeing Sun Wukong so mysterious, Zhu Bajie's curiosity was suddenly aroused.
"What, what the hell?"
Looking at Zhu Bajie, who was so anxious, Sun Wukong lay in his ear and spit out three words.
"Secret Drama Diagram!"
"What?! Secret Drama ......."
Before the last word was shouted, he was covered by the monkey.
"Brother Monkey, let me see the old pig!!"
Zhu Bajie lowered his voice and said impatiently.
As for why he was in such a hurry?
Because the common name of the secret drama diagram is - Spring Palace Diagram.
"Here you go!"
took the secret drama map, and Zhu Bajie opened the small book with a lewd face.
Then, he was confused.
Without him, the secret drama in the legend is actually a old man, dancing pole dance.
"I'm ....., I'm ....."