Chapter 776: Prepare the Razor, Cross Your Monk!
"But the poor monk has a question, is it difficult for you Yuhua Kingdom to ask people what they need. Need to carry a blade and ask for questions? ”
How many years Ou Yangming has lived and experienced all kinds of dangers, how could he not see that the eldest prince was fooling him.
This kind of little trick is all left over from his play.
The eldest prince didn't know that he had met the grandfather who was digging a pit, a ruthless stubble.
"Goo-dong!!"
The three of them swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and their arms holding swords trembled like Parkinson's.
"That...... This ......"
After holding it for a long time, they didn't even make a fart after all.
"Do you think that the poor monk is provoking you at the door?"
Poof!!
The three princes were stunned and fell to their knees one after another.
"Holy monk, our three brothers, it's really not a door-to-door provocation! Please Holy Monk to see!! ”
I was nervous, and I actually pulled out the words.
They don't know if it's good or not.
In short, this is what they learned from the officials who made mistakes when their father was in power.
Fortunately, the king of Yuhua Kingdom, who didn't know that his three unsuccessful sons, learned to beg for mercy in the last dynasty.
Otherwise, they will be furious, and they will be pressed to the ground and beaten severely.
Can such a prince govern a country well?!
Ou Yangming was silent, looking at the three of them like an old monk.
The three brothers, feeling the increasingly dull atmosphere, were covered with beads of sweat on their foreheads.
In the end, I couldn't hold it anymore and spit out the truth.
"Our three brothers have liked to dance with knives and guns since childhood. I heard that there were four immortal figures in Yuhua Kingdom today, and I decided to step forward and test it. If you really say what outsiders say, you will learn from the teacher. ”
At this moment, Bajie is lying on the bed and humming.
Now that I suddenly heard it, some people felt that they were not worthy of their name, and suddenly jumped up with a sigh.
Came to the three of them and scolded loudly.
"Don't you look at it, who am I, old pig, my senior brother and senior brother Sha, who are they! My master, who is the holy monk Tang Xuanzang! It was the second disciple of the Buddha, the future Buddha. Wrong! Now it's a Buddha-like figure! If you still have to be tempted, why don't you go to heaven!! ”
Ou Yangming blushed, there is no such thing as a red fruit like you, right?
"Don't believe it, do you? Old pig, I make you believe it. ”
When the words fell, the law was used in a celestial manner, and the whole person was like blowing up a balloon, quickly swelling and growing.
Almost in the blink of an eye, Bajie had reached the roof.
The three princes are dumbfounded, Nima!!
If you don't agree with each other, you will transform, don't you scare our brothers like this!!
At the same time, they looked at Wukong and Sha Seng, as well as Ou Yangming's eyes, which became different.
A pig's head is so good, so how powerful should the monkeys and bandits who press him, and the holy monk who beats his ass?!
The three brothers glanced at each other, slid their knees, and immediately came to Ouyang Ming, and said loudly.
"Master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship."
Duang! Duang! Duang!!
The three of them leaned over and kowtowed, knocking Ou Yangming's toothache.
The three of Bajie were all stunned.
He said that he would worship us as a teacher, why did he run to the master?
Then they thought, this rhythm is so wrong!
When they became the master's apprentices, didn't they have a relationship with themselves and others?
"Phew! Shameless for children!! ”
The three of them immediately shouted, pointing at the three princes and scolding.
The princes were dotted by Goku and the others, and their faces immediately turned red.
If you don't see through it, didn't the holy monk teach you!!
This anxiety in their hearts.
"Poor monks don't accept apprentices."
"Why?! Holy monk, take us!! ”
Ou Yangming was silent, and secretly scolded in his heart.
Because none of the apprentices are carefree. One Bajie is enough, and three more, he is afraid that he will die young. Directly overturned, folded on the way to sanctification. ’
Looking at Ou Yangming, who had been silent and silent, the three of them immediately retreated, each chose a master, and buckled their heads three times.
"Please take us!!"
The three of Wukong have a toothache when they see it, and they really deserve to be the princes taught by the royal family, and their minds are lively.
"Master, what should I do?"
The tendency of the three brothers and sisters was not to accept apprentices.
Accepting apprentices is a matter of qualifications, and chances.
Although in the hands of the three men were weapons, sticks, rakes, and staffs. They all correspond to the blades of the three of them one by one, but their qualifications are ordinary, and they will not have any great achievements in the future.
"Amitabha! Since the three princes are sincere in their studies, the three of you will accept them. ”
Wukong is three people, and his teeth hurt even more.
There is no master like you!!
If the qualification is ordinary, it will inevitably take more effort to cultivate.
Some people say that it would be nice to fool around.
But since you have the intention of fooling in your heart, why do you still accept apprentices?
The three princes were so happy in their hearts that they almost ran outside to set off fireworks to celebrate.
"Wukong, bring the teacher's razor."
The monkey is confused, what is it doing with a razor?
Could it be that you plan to settle accounts after the autumn, and now you have to castrate Bajie?
The nerd obviously thought of it with Wukong, and he immediately clamped his legs and slid towards the door of the meditation room.
As long as the timing was not right, he immediately ran away and returned to Gao Laozhuang to continue to be his son-in-law.
"Go and get it, for the sake of the teacher, you three disciples will be ordained as monks."
The three princes were dumbfounded, what the hell?
Give us three brothers a shave, and we have to become monks?!!
"Wait, Holy Monk, do you mean that the three of us are going to become monks?"
The eldest prince asked with a look of confusion with a pair of small eyes.
Ou Yangming raised his eyebrows, how fresh!
"Amitabha! Since the three donors want to learn from the teacher, they must enter my Buddhism. Ordination is just the beginning, and then it is necessary to guard against arrogance and rashness, eat fasting and recite Buddha. Set aside four hours a day to meditate and recite sutras.
As for the future throne, the three of you don't have to think about it. Concubines are even more unacceptable, if you already have concubines, go back and divorce them now. ”
After hearing this, the three brothers stared at each other with a tangled face.
Rolling red dust, they haven't had enough yet!
Young monks, they are willing, and neither is their father!
In the entire Yuhua Kingdom, there are only three princes.
After becoming a monk, who will inherit the throne of Yuhua Kingdom?
You can't give it away, right?!!
It is also unrealistic to let my father have another one.
When he said this, he had to be beaten by their father.
"Goo-dong!!"
"That, holy monk, we won't apprentice anymore."
The three of them smiled a little "honestly", then got up, picked up the blade that was thrown on the ground, and walked out silently.
The three of Wukong, staring at the prince with big eyes and a look of wanting to speak, watched the prince out of the house.
"Senior brother, old pigs, I really want to knock them all to the ground with a rake. What the apprentice said was the same as playing, so angry!! ”