A feast can be described as the joy of the guests and the host, and it is not dispersed until midnight.

Returning to the meditation room prepared by the king, Ou Yangming immediately turned his face, pressed Bajie on the floor with one hand, and asked with a "fierce look".

"Wu Neng, are you drinking?!"

"Master spares his life!" Although Bajie didn't know why, he obviously didn't smell of alcohol at all, and the master saw through him that he broke the vows.

But at this time, don't try to fool around. Judging from his more than ten years of experience, if he dares to lie, the end will definitely be even worse.

"Spare your life? You're quite capable! Drink some wine and brag about it! Do you think that the flush on your face can fool you into being a teacher? "Ou Yangming's heart is so angry!

I almost castrated you last time, didn't you have a little pressure in your heart?

Wukong and Sha Seng stood aside and were silent when they happily watched Bajie's jokes.

Bajie looked at the expressionless two and knew that they were watching a good show.

"Senior Brother, Senior Brother Sha, you help me intercede."

When Ou Yangming heard this, his expression froze.

"Yo he!! Wu Neng, you're really capable. Now I actually know that I have united my brothers. Wukong, Wujing, you two ripped off his pants. Today, I want to clean up the portal for the teacher, so that you know.

Master, I usually don't care about you because I think you are hopeless. But after the last rat spirit incident, let Master and I understand that you are a good boy, and there is still salvation!! ”

Wukong and Sha Seng held back their laughter, put their hands up and down, and pulled off Bajie's pants in the screams of killing pigs.

"There are no weapons to take advantage of as a teacher, so you can choose it yourself. The diamond bracelet, the purple gold bell, and the nine-ring tin staff, which one do you choose? ”

Bajie is almost crying, which of these three things to choose, his ass will bloom.

"Don't speak? Okay, choose for the teacher, the diamond bracelet is too powerful, in case you don't have a spank in the ass, it's not good. It's the same with the purple gold bell, then there is only a nine-ring tin staff. Wukong Wujing, you two hold down Wuneng for the teacher! ”

"Okay!"

The monkey and the sand monk, smiling, one left and one right, held down the struggling Bajie.

"The plagued monkey, the black-faced old sand, I remember the two of you to the old pig. I will definitely ......"

Before he finished speaking, Ou Yangming picked up the nine-ring tin staff that was placed aside, and his hand rose and fell. With a snap, it hit Bajie's ass hard!

"Ah————!h

A terrible pig cry pierced the sky over the entire Yuhua Kingdom.

Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!!

...........

Before the king could sleep, the three princes came looking for him.

"Father, the three of us brothers, I heard that the Eastern Tang Dynasty learned scriptures and has magical powers, is this true?"

The eldest prince, who was the leader, asked out loud.

"Those four monks must be capable. Otherwise, it would be impossible to come from Dongtu Datang and have a safe and sound journey. It's just that Tang Xuanzang looks like a talent. His three apprentices are really ugly. ”

The three princes have liked to dance with knives and guns since they were children.

Now that I heard that there were four immortal figures from Yuhua Kingdom, I naturally wanted to apprentice, so I came over to inquire about the truth.

Hearing what their father said, the three of them hesitated.

Though a man shall not be a man, the sea shall not be measured.

But people are creatures, and the first impression is very important.

When you meet someone, you think you're a bad person at first sight, so unfortunate. Until you prove that you're not a bad person, you'll never be able to get into the other person's eyes.

"Father, it's better for the three of us to go and put it to the test. If it was really a fairy character, I guess I wouldn't have to worry about our three children. ”

The king nodded, feeling that what the eldest prince had said made sense.

Immortal figures, Buddhist disciples, will never be angry, right?

The three of them got their father's permission, and immediately took their swords in their hands and set off for the meditation room.

It's just that when I walked outside the door, I heard a burst of screams that seemed to kill pigs.

"Da Da ......, big brother, the monk eats fasting, right?"

"Yes."

The eldest prince nodded, and at the same time looked at his brother with an idiot gaze.

If a monk doesn't eat fasting, is it possible to eat meat?

"Then why, in the meditation room of the four elders, there is the sound of killing pigs? Could it be that they are secretly eating meat? ”

Syllable!!

The eldest prince gave himself two younger brothers, one of whom had a brain.

"What do you think! Let's go in and see if it's over!! ”

So the three of them rushed in.

Pushing open the door and walking in, they were stunned.

I saw Ou Yangming's face "fierce and vicious", holding a nine-ring tin staff in his hand, raising it high and smashing it down.

And the person who was smashed was a pig-headed human body, with a fat head and big ears.

On either side of his body, a monkey, a figure who seemed to be a bandit bully, held the limbs of the pig's head to prevent him from breaking free.

This picture is definitely not something that a Buddhist disciple can do.

Especially when the handsome monk raised the nine-ring tin staff, it made a crisp jingling.

There is absolutely no doubt that the tin rod is made of plastic.

Syllable!!

"Ah————!h

Syllable!!

"Master, I know it's wrong, don't fight. If I hit it again, my ass will bloom in the old pig! ”

Syllable! Syllable!!

"Tell you to drink secretly, will you dare in the future?"

Syllable!!

"Don't dare, don't dare, I really won't dare in the future."

"Okay, Wukong Wujing, let Wuneng go."

The monkey and the sand monk got Ou Yangming's order and immediately let go of the eight precepts.

The nerd clutched his ass and his face was full of tears.

I knew that if I secretly drank fast, there was a danger that my ass would bloom, and I wouldn't dare to drink it if I killed him!!

After a long time, it wasn't until Bajie put on his pants and lay on the bed with a look of remorse that the three princes came back to their senses.

Looking at Ou Yangming, who put down the Zen staff and looked at the compassion of my Buddha.

The three of them were scared.

Nima!!

This monk is so cruel, and if he doesn't agree with him, picking up a Zen stick is beating his ass.

How much does it hurt to have such a thick Zen cane, such a heavy Zen cane, to be hit on the ass?!

What if the temptation of himself and others angered him, and the three of them were pressed to the ground and beaten severely?

Three people, you look at me, I look at you, no one dares to speak first, for fear of being beaten.

"Amitabha! I don't know what the three highnesses have to do when they come to the poor monks. ”

Goo Dong!!

The eldest prince swallowed a mouthful of saliva, he did not dare to speak.

After seeing Ou Yangming's brutality, he was really scared.

"That...... That ......, it was like this, my father sent the three of us over to ask the holy monk what else he needed. ”

"Oh, nothing is needed. For a monk, a scoop of water, a bowl of rice, and a place to live are enough. ”

This was said quite indifferently, as if he had seen through the red dust.

The three princes complained vigorously in their hearts, do you still know that you are a monk?

I was brutally spanked just now, why didn't I see you looking like a monk?!