960 Troublesome Mandarin Duck Pot
After the stone statue walked seven or eight steps, it circled around the side of the paper money ashes in the same place, and when the ashes were blown away by the wind, the stone statue walked into the distance.
It was the back of a tough man.
It's just that because it was transformed by a stonemason and stripped off the skin, it was a little shorter than the previous tigress.
"The little golden snake uses the stone statue, with a human form, he doesn't have to eat and drink for the time being, so he will cultivate in the mountains, that water boss, as long as he doesn't do bad things, his breath will not be smelled by the little golden snake, but if he does bad things, then his breath, a hundred miles away, the little golden snake can also sense it, and when the time comes, it will be the death of the water boss!"
After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he pointed to the direction where the little golden snake disappeared, and he was proud for a while.
It's like a master of art looking at his own proud work.
Now that the money is in hand, the little golden snake and the water boss have also been arranged by Xu Laosan, and it is time to go back to Zihuan County.
I drove Xu Laosan and sent him to Dawu, so that they could go back to Zihuan County first, and then I went to the hotel to find Tian Tian.
Originally, I planned to set off today, but Tian Tian couldn't get out of bed, so I went to bed and hugged her, and slept for a while, and when it was dark, Tian Tian came to his senses.
Tian Tianfei said that she wanted to play with Yaya, and I happened to want to stay with Yaya for a while, so I took Tian Tian to find Yaya.
When I got there, it was already the end of the evening self-study.
Originally, I wanted to take Yaya and Tian Tian to a big restaurant for dinner, but Yaya said that it was next to the school and found a place to eat hot pot.
I took Yaya to find a small hot pot city, Yaya can't eat spicy, Tian Tian and I can eat spicy, so we ordered a mandarin duck pot.
There were four of us, and the waiter didn't arrange a private room, so we sat down in the northwest corner of the hall, and after sitting down, I felt a cold wind blowing around me.
In the past, I hated the northwest very much, because in the gossip, this side is a ghost gate.
But now that I have obtained the true body of the mountain god, I am not afraid of these things at all, don't talk about me now, it is really a wild ghost yin thing, Tian Tian can clean it up with his hand.
And I looked around and there was a small window that opened a crack, and it was the wind blowing in the window, so I didn't pay attention to it at the time.
Tian Tian sat next to me, Yaya sat opposite me, and after distributing the tableware, the mandarin duck pot was quickly served.
Tian Tian and Yaya chatted about the words between the girls while eating, to be honest, the current Tian Tian, at that age, looks like Yaya's classmates.
Because of this, many people peeked at me and scolded me for being scum and deceived two ignorant girls.
In order to clear up this inexplicable suspicion, I also picked up vegetables for Yaya and called her sister loudly, so as to show everyone that Yaya and I are actually brothers and sisters.
I finally turned the situation around, but Tian Tian suddenly coquettishly played with me, hugged my arm, and kissed me on the face.
As a result, some people scolded me for being scum, saying that I hooked up with my sister's classmate and attacked the little girl.
The situation I just reversed was ruined by Tian Tian's kiss, and she is still hugging me tightly and kissing me all kinds of on my face.
I couldn't help but complain about Tian Tian: "I said Mr. Tian, you have a mouthful of oil, alas, ......"
"Uncle, take a closer look at Yaya's side." Tian Tian said in a mosquito-loud voice in my ear.
Only then did I understand that Tian Tian and I were intimate in public, but it was just a pretense, just to tell me that Yaya was in trouble.
I was silent, keeping my previous expression and looking at Yaya's side.
I want to see what it is, dare to come to Tai Sui's head to break ground!
Through the mist rising from the hot pot, I used my divine eye to see that on the empty seat next to Yaya, there was a girl about the same age as Meizi, also holding a pair of chopsticks, and was feasting.
And what she is wearing is also the school uniform of Yaya's school.
There's nothing unusual about this, it's strange that this girl is just a ghost.
In the past, Xu Laosan told me that when eating alone, don't order a mandarin duck pot, because if you order a mandarin duck pot alone, it is easy to attract ghosts.
The specific reason is that when you eat alone and order a mandarin duck pot, the wandering ghost will see it and think that you are going to invite him to dinner, so he will sit down and eat with you.
This kind of ghost is usually just for a full meal, and does not want to harm people.
But there is a difference between people and ghosts, and if people eat at the same table as ghosts, they will definitely be contaminated with the yin energy of ghosts, and people with poor physique are easy to get sick.
Yaya's physique has not been good since she was a child, otherwise Hu Xiaoli wouldn't have looked at her so closely, and now the threat of the fox spirit has finally been removed, I thought Yaya could make it easier, but I didn't expect that this time it would lead the ghost to the door again.
This time, we ordered the mandarin duck pot, which was able to attract wild ghosts, one was that we sat in the northwest, and the other was that Yaya was not in good health.
The most important point is that this female ghost's eyes are not bright, and she does not see the true identity of me and Tian Tian.
I was afraid that Yaya would be contaminated with ghosts and would get sick when she went back, so I had no choice but to kiss Tian Tian in public and spit out a small thunder fireball to her.
"Good, go and spit out the thunder fireball to Yaya and add a little yang energy to her." I said to Tian Tian.
Tian Tian held the thunder fireball in her mouth, smiled at me, and went over to pick up Yaya's little face and kiss it hard.
Originally, Yaya was very embarrassed and wanted to push Tian Tian away, but when the thunder fireball entered, she didn't struggle.
When Tian Tian and Yaya hugged each other, the female ghost next to Yaya was still eating, and seeing that she was bored and didn't care about me, I reached over and grabbed her neck.
Tian Tian and Yaya have attracted the attention of many people, I am now holding the female ghost, in the eyes of outsiders, I am grasping the air.
I don't want to disturb everyone, especially since there are a lot of children here.
I took the female ghost in my arms and told Tian Tian that I would go out to buy a pack of cigarettes, and then go outside.
Tian Tian knew that I was going out to deal with the female ghost, so he nodded to me and said you go and come back quickly.
I carried this gluttonous female ghost all the way to a secluded place outside, under a plane tree.
I didn't take her to the men's toilet, even if I treated her well, as we said earlier, the yang energy of the men's toilet is heavy, and if the female ghost goes, she will definitely be hurt a lot.
At this time, even if the female ghost is shallow, she can feel the aura on my body, and she was choked by me, how can she not be afraid.
Putting her under the tree and letting her back against the plane tree, I let go of my hand.
The female ghost wanted to run at the time, but she was not as fast as me, so I caught her at that time.
"Girl, you don't have to be afraid, I didn't mean to hurt you, I pinched you just now and brought you out, mainly because, you almost scared my sister, now that my punishment for you is over, I won't do anything to you anymore, I just want to ask, you died at a young age, why don't you go to the underworld to report, but wander in the world?"
The female ghost gritted her teeth and didn't speak, and her little face turned red because of nervousness.
Ordinary female ghosts, if their faces are not injured, the complexion on their faces is pale, but she can blush, and I felt a little wrong at the time.
Isn't this a female ghost?
No, she really doesn't have a physical body, how can she not be a female ghost?
"Girl, can't you find your way to the underworld? If you can't find it, I can take you to the Land Temple, and let the local Land Lord send you to the City God Temple, and the City God Temple can go directly to the underworld. ”
Hearing me say this, the female ghost waved her hand again and again.
"Don't want to go? No, you have to go, people and ghosts have different paths from yin and yang, you can't stay in the world. "I'm categorical.
As a result, the female ghost still waved her hand and didn't speak, so I said you won't be dumb, right? It's okay, the mute is sent to the underworld, and when you are reincarnated again, you will not be dumb, and it will be a good thing for you.
Seeing that I was very persistent, the female ghost finally spoke.
"Little brother, it's okay for me to accompany you, as long as you don't send me to the Land Temple." The female ghost's face became redder and redder.
Seeing that she was also handsome, I smiled.
"How can you accompany me? Why can I promise you if you accompany me? I asked her rhetorically.
"I'm a woman, you're a man, how do you say I can accompany you? Of course, I slept with you. "She actually mustered up the courage to go toe-to-toe with me.
I think this female ghost is quite interesting.
I could already see that she didn't really want to be with me, but wanted to find a chance to get out.
Because her eyes flashed with a thief's gaze, looking left and right from time to time.
"Didn't you see it, the double-ponytailed little Lori opposite you just now is my girlfriend, I have such a beautiful girlfriend, it's enough to have her with me, why do I need you to accompany me?"
Hearing me say this, the female ghost pouted and said that men, and there are many people who dislike women?
"Mmmm, you guessed it, I do feel like I'm a little too many women now."
The female ghost squinted at me and said that I have seen all kinds of pretends, but I have never seen you pretend to be so good, you can either let me go now, or take me in, continue to eat hot pot, I haven't eaten enough.
At this time, this female ghost was sure that I would not hurt her, and she was no longer afraid of it, and now she looked indifferent.
It feels a little bit like that, depending on what I mean.
In order to scare her, I grabbed her by the collar and gently pressed on my hand.
I didn't expect her clothes to be made of such brittle material, but this time it was good, and I tore a big hole in her neckline at once.