961 The Troubles of the City God
I was just scaring the female ghost, but I didn't expect to tear her neckline open without paying attention, and she panicked at that time, thinking that I was really going to move her, and she was going to bite me when she pounced.
I had no choice but to use my fist and knock her on the head.
I was going to knock her unconscious, but I forgot that she was a female ghost, so I shrunk the ghost she hit this time, and she was about the same height as Tian Tian, but I punched her and shrunk by more than half.
I was afraid that she would run away, so I held her in my arms like a child.
This time she was much more honest, and she didn't dare to show her teeth and claws with me again, but begged me not to send her to the Land Temple.
I'll just say don't talk about it, I'll talk about it later.
Then I handed the wallet to Tian Tian through the window, and at this time she and Yaya had also eaten, so they went to settle the bill.
I got into the car with the female ghost in my arms first, and when Tian Tian and Yaya came up, I handed the female ghost to Tian Tian's arms.
Tian Tian saw that I didn't plan to let Yaya know about this, so she hugged the female ghost and covered the female ghost's mouth with her hand to prevent her from making a sound to scare Yaya.
Sending Yaya to school, I asked Tian Tian to wait in the car, and then I sent Yaya all the way to the door of the girls' dormitory, and watched her go upstairs, so I left with confidence.
After returning to the car, Tian Tian said What should I do with this little ghost?
"Send it to the Land Temple...... Forget it, it's better to send it to the City God Temple. When I had finished speaking, I started the car.
Last time I came to the provincial capital, in order to find the fox spirit, Zhang Lin took me to the land temple City God Temple here, so I know very well where the City God Temple near Yaya School is.
When I came to an ancient city gate and found a place to park, I got out of the car with Tian Tian who was holding a little female ghost.
The little female ghost was in Tian Tian's arms, struggling constantly.
She didn't even want to go to the Land Temple, let alone the City God Temple.
I saw that she was struggling so badly, Tian Tian couldn't hold it anymore, so I said little girl, you give me honesty, otherwise I will burn you into water vapor with a fire.
After I finished speaking, a thunderous fireball appeared, which frightened the little female ghost and immediately did not dare to speak.
To the right of the city gate, there is a row of small alleys, which are all old houses, and there is an old City God Temple in it, and it is very small, and the City God Temple in Zihuan County cannot be compared.
After all, here in the provincial capital, every inch of land is expensive, and the gods will have to settle a little.
Zihuan Chenghuang said before that he didn't want to be promoted and change places, in case he came to a prosperous big city, in some places, the Chenghuang Temple was not as big as a toilet in Zihuan County, and he would be more aggrieved.
After bypassing a shadow wall, he finally came to the City God Temple.
If an ordinary person comes in, I am guaranteed to only see the empty scene in the City God Temple, but in my eyes, it is different, because I can see the City God here, sitting on the beam, writing and drawing in front of a book.
Why do you sit on the girder?
Because the temple is so small, there is no room for a desk underneath.
This Chenghuang Ye is in his thirties, his face is the same as that of the Jing Dragon King, and he is also a white-faced scholar, but he looks much calmer than the Jing Dragon King, and he looks trustworthy.
The last time I came, I saw this Chenghuang master, and he knew that I was a mountain god, and at the same time he wanted to give Zhang Lin some face, so he was very polite to me.
When I handed the female ghost to him, he looked at the female ghost's face and was ecstatic.
"Why are you so happy? Could it be that this is still a transfiguration of ginseng? I asked Lord Chenghuang with a smile.
If you grasp the conjured ginseng essence, you can find ginseng.
And ginseng does not have a thousand years, it will not become a refinement, so what you find is a thousand-year-old ginseng, whether it is a human or a ghost, a monster or a fairy, the thousand-year-old ginseng has great use.
Lord Chenghuang smiled and said Mountain God, what kind of ginseng essence is this, this is my daughter.
After the city god finished speaking, he put the little female ghost on the ground, and then slapped the little female ghost's head like a ball.
He patted it, and the little female ghost grew taller, and after a dozen shots, the little female ghost grew back to its original state.
Just when I thought that this was the true face of the little female ghost, the city god slapped the little female ghost again, and now it was good, the little female ghost turned into a baby at that time.
The little female ghost opened her mouth and wanted to cry, but the city god took a pacifier and stuffed it into the mouth of the little female ghost, and the little female ghost immediately took the pacifier in her mouth and smacked it.
Seeing that she was honest, Lord Chenghuang wanted to talk to me.
As a result, the little female ghost took the opportunity to turn her head and want to run, but was thrown into a cloth bag by the city god and covered in the bag.
The city god packed up his papers, then put the bag on his back, and led me out of the city god temple to a house in the next neighborhood.
This is a small house, two bedrooms and one living room, and the decoration is very simple.
", Lord Chenghuang, you actually bought a house in the yang world!" I was stunned.
"Alas, you don't know, Lord Mountain, I'm not like other ghosts and city gods, I can make extra money everywhere, I'm a scholar, I've read the Four Books and Five Classics, and I have a bottom line in my heart, so I can only take a little dead salary from the underworld."
As he spoke, the city god put down the bag in his hand, tied the mouth of the bag, opened the door of one bedroom, threw the bag into the bedroom, and then closed the door.
Turning his head back, Lord Chenghuang continued: "Mountain God, don't you know, the paper money that Yangjian is now burning to the underworld, the denomination is getting bigger and bigger, and it is burning more and more, which has caused too much paper money in the underworld, and the inflation is so bad that the little money I have accumulated is about to be consumed by inflation, I really have no choice but to find other ways to invest, how can I keep my old capital." ”
When Lord Chenghuang said this, he beckoned me and Tian Tian to sit on the sofa in the living room, and then he took it upon himself to pour a glass of water for each of us.
Lord Chenghuang poured good water, sat down opposite us, and then looked at Tian Tian.
I just said that this is my daughter-in-law, not an outsider, and you can say anything if you have something.
Lord Chenghuang smiled and said that in order to fight inflation, I plan to buy a house in the world, Lord Shanshen, you don't know, the housing prices here in the provincial capital, I have seen it, and it has increased many times over the years, so a few years ago, I planned to start.
I smiled and said No wonder housing prices are rising so fast, it turns out that you, the city gods and ghosts of the underworld, have come to the world to speculate in real estate.
Lord Chenghuang waved his hand and said no, I can say that there are very few people in the province who buy houses, that is, we who have very small Chenghuang temples have to buy houses.
I'll just say Lord Chenghuang, I won't go to the underworld to report you, don't be nervous.
"Mountain God, if you want to say that you are still comfortable, with Zhang Guancha, and also found other daughters-in-law, I can't do it, it stands to reason, I don't even have the qualifications to marry a wife in the underworld, because although I am a provincial city god, but I have very shallow qualifications, Zihuan County's city god, he joined the company earlier than me."
Listening to Lord Chenghuang say this, I also understand in my heart that since he can be the chief Chenghuang of the province, and he joined the company very late, this proves that he is either capable of working, or has a strong background.
"Lord Chenghuang, since you said that you have little qualifications and are not qualified to marry a wife, then what's the matter with you, little daughter?" Tian Tian asked curiously.
"Girl, you asked well, now the topic can be right, didn't I say I wanted to buy a house just now, and I can't buy a house as a city god, so I will hide my real body, become a person, and go to the sales office to buy a house."
I smiled and said Lord Chenghuang, I understand.
Tian Tian turned his head to look at me and said What do you understand?
I said that I understand how the daughter of the city god came here.
Tian Tian said how it came, you talk about it, I think you guessed right.
I smiled and said that the city god must be in the underworld, exchanged the paper money for gold, he took the gold to buy a house, he is very handsome, he must have been taken by the sales lady to take a fancy to him, and then pestered him, and then, he and the sales lady, they couldn't help but fall in love with the depths, and then, there was the little girl who rubbed dinner tonight.
"Lord Chenghuang, is he right?" Tian Tian asked.
Lord Chenghuang nodded, saying that this is basically the situation, alas, when buying a house, I need the identity of the world, and I also need the coins of the world, no way, I will let the sales lady help me handle it with full authority, and finally this house is also on her name, and as a result, she is entangled with me, how can I not get rid of it, and blame me for not being firm, and finally drunk in her gentle township, in a thunderstorm weather, what should have happened, it happened.
Lord Chenghuang was silent when he said this, with a sad face.
I know he's worried about the little female ghost.
Chenghuang Ye is the righteous god of the underworld, and he also has a ghostly spirit, and as a result, he interacts with a woman in the world, and because there is no approval from the underworld, the child is born as a female ghost without a substance.
Although this little female ghost is only two or three years old, she is the biological daughter of Lord Chenghuang after all, so she matures much faster than children in the world.
And she is naughty again, so she often becomes a female ghost in her twenties, eating and drinking everywhere.
"Mountain God, alas, I regret it now, how did I want to buy a house in the first place! Now it's okay, I gave birth to a child in the underworld, this girl is naughty again, fortunately I was caught by you tonight, if I was caught by other immortals, my illegitimate child will be exposed, and then I will be miserable! ”