Chapter 536: Today I'm going to be the Jade Emperor
The Jade Emperor looked at the mixed liquor in Ou Yangming's hand, and his saliva was about to flow out.
He himself is greedy for cups, and it is really not a secret in the heavenly court.
He couldn't walk when he picked up the wine glass, and he was talking about the Jade Emperor.
Sun Wukong's two little eyes were rolling around, not knowing what he was thinking.
He turned around, and with a flash of his hands, he came out with a big white bowl.
"Your Majesty, slow down, drinking this kind of wine, one cup at a time, is not good. And this wine must be drunk directly into the stomach in a large bowl in one gulp to taste its aroma and sweetness. ”
"Oh? And this kind of saying, quickly fill me up, fill up! ”
The big bowl of drinking is just with me!!
The Jade Emperor almost slapped the table and applauded.
Sun Wukong handed his hands in front of Ou Yangming, and Ou Yangming rolled his eyes.
You're a demon!
Dozens of special spirits, if the Jade Emperor drinks this kind of big white bowl directly, I'm afraid he will be stuffy.
Sun Wukong looked at Ou Yangming, who had not moved for a long time, and kept winking at him, meaning you hurry up!
In the end, Ou Yangming poured all the special spirits into the big white bowl and served it to the Jade Emperor.
The Jade Emperor took the big bowl in a hurry and drank it in one gulp.
"Boom! Boom! Boom! Good wine, huh! ”
Bang!!
The Jade Emperor, who had done this bowl of spirits, fell directly to the collapse, unconscious.
"How many wines do you mix? Why did this Jade Emperor cook a bowl and lie down directly? ”
"Don't care how much wine I mix, you look at it here, I'm going to be the Jade Emperor!"
Ou Yangming's voice fell, and as soon as he turned around, he instantly changed into the same appearance as the Jade Emperor.
"Swing!!"
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Ou Yangming squatted on top of the dragon chariot, although his expression was very calm, but in his eyes, he still couldn't hide the shock in his heart.
The front nine golden dragons pull the wheel, and the body is inlaid with gold, silver and jade, gems and pearls. Of course, these gold, silver, jade, gems and pearls are not simple goods in the mortal world.
The body is also engraved with various mountain and river patterns, showing the royal dignity and luxury.
It is worthy of the Jade Emperor, just this dragon chase, I don't know how much it costs!!
Around the dragon, there are strange beasts.
It is really a golden light rolling red, and thousands of rui qi spraying purple mist.
Just coming to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, Ou Yangming's heart was even more surprised.
I saw this Lingxiao Treasure Palace, the golden nails gathered the jade household, and the colorful phoenix danced the Zhumen. The corridor of the double road is exquisitely clear everywhere; Three eaves and four clusters, layers of dragons and phoenixes soaring. There is a purple towering on it, a bright pretense, a round loss, a bright scorching, a big golden gourd top; There is a heavenly concubine hanging palm fan below, and the jade girl holds a fairy scarf.
In the middle, in the glass plate, put a lot of overlapping Taiyi Dan; In the agate bottle, insert a few crooked coral trees. It is like a foreign body in the heavenly palace, and there is nothing in the world like him. Jinque Yinluan and Purple Mansion, Qihua Yao Grass and Qiongbao. Towards the edge of the King Jade Rabbit Altar, the Holy Golden Crow flew at the bottom.
Compared with Heavenly Court, he is even more hillbilly than a hillbilly.
I am still proud from time to time, and I have many spiritual treasures.
But compared with this heavenly court, it is a little better than those who ask for food on the mortal street.
In fact, Ou Yangming wanted to be crooked at all, even if he was powerful, how could a person compare to Heavenly Court?
As long as the Jade Emperor decrees, the treasures within the Three Realms are not left to him to choose?
Vainly trying to compare one person's property with the entire Three Realms?
Heavens and worlds, who has the great cause of the Jade Emperor's family?
The saint can't be compared with the Jade Emperor!!
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"Why hasn't Your Majesty come yet?"
"Recently, Your Majesty has become more and more greedy!"
"Yes! Yes! ”
In the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, all the immortals were discussing.
The Queen Mother was expressionless, sitting on the throne of the Emperor of Heaven.
As the queen mother, the Jade Emperor approved her to go to the palace to discuss matters, and of course he had to give her half of the seats.
Otherwise, if the Queen Mother sits under the throne of the Emperor of Heaven, what kind of system will it become?
"Your Majesty has arrived!"
The duty officer walked into the Lingxiao Hall first, and the immortals hurriedly clasped their fists with both hands and bent over.
"Your Majesty!!"
Seeing the immortals calling out to his majesty, Ou Yangming's heart really floated a little.
But he soon calmed down, he was just an impostor, what was there to float around.
Ou Yangming stepped onto the throne of the Heavenly Emperor and sat down with a threatening expression.
Although he has never been the master of the Three Realms, the experience of the gang boss is there!
"All the immortals, is there anything going on?"
Immortals, you look at me, I look at you, and they all shake their heads.
"Well, you're fine, but I'm fine!"
After Ou Yangming finished speaking, he slapped himself on the table.
Bang!!
This loud noise frightened the hearts of the immortals.
Your Majesty, what's wrong with this today? Why are you angry?
Although everyone wants to know, what is the reason why the Jade Emperor has such a big temper.
But didn't you see Your Majesty, are you angry?
At this time, who dares to touch the mold?
"Recently, there has been a lot of uproar about the Three Virgins and Agarwood. Now until now, I haven't caught agarwood. Within the Three Realms, gossip is floating all over the sky, so where can I put my face? Yang Jian! Is Yang Jian here? ”
Erlang God took a step forward and replied with both hands clenched into fists.
"The little god is here!"
Ou Yangming stretched out his hand and pointed at Erlang God and said slowly.
"You don't have to worry about this matter anymore, pardon the Three Holy Virgins and cancel the wanted warrant for Agarwood. Recruit him to heaven, and make him an official at will, and the matter will be over. ”
When the words fell, the Queen Mother hurriedly stopped.
"Your Majesty, are you drunk today? Erlang God, don't take Your Majesty's words to heart, wait for Your Majesty to wake up, and discuss it later. ”
Bang!!
"Talk again? In this Lingxiao Palace, are you the Lord of the Three Realms, or am I the Lord of the Three Realms?! The last time you pardoned the Three Virgins, you obstructed it, and you could have handled it calmly, but it has become what it is now, and your responsibility cannot be shirked!! ”
The immortals looked at the Jade Emperor who was hairy, and secretly said that His Majesty was really drunk.
In normal times, how dare Your Majesty shout at the Queen Mother, let alone slap the table!
"After thinking about it, I felt that Tiantiao was too harsh. Looking at the Three Realms, which immortal can put an end to the seven emotions and six desires? It's the monk of Lingshan, isn't he also jealous of our Taoism?
The Buddhas and Bodhisattvas of Lingshan can't put an end to all their desires, let alone these immortals in our heavenly court who don't cultivate Buddhas? All I plan to abolish the current heavenly rule that cannot have seven emotions and six desires, and write a new heavenly rule!! ”
The immortals looked at the impassioned Ou Yangming, and their faces were red with excitement. If it weren't for the Queen Mother staring at them from the sidelines, they would have clapped their hands a long time ago.
"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! No, how can you abolish the Heavenly Rules?!! ”
The Queen Mother hurriedly stopped Ou Yangming's desire to continue, and shouted loudly. [.]