Sun Wukong thought about it, as long as he didn't confess that he was involved in this matter, it would be easy to say anything.

When he was about to possess the duty officer, Sun Wukong suddenly turned around and asked.

"That's not right! You speak clearly and smoothly, are you drunk? Are you kid in your heart, always thinking, how to calculate me, pull me into the water?! ”

It's so embarrassing!

Ou Yangming laughed twice and didn't answer.

In fact, when he walked out of the Jade Emperor's wine storehouse, the whole person was already sober.

Thinking of the original work, Chang'e and Taishang Laojun have almost pardoned the Three Holy Ladies and themselves.

Killed a queen mother halfway and stirred up this matter.

Ou Yangming is not angry, you want to suppress Tianwei, set the rules of heaven, let everyone see, what is the end of violating the rules of heaven, just take me as an example, right?

Lao Tzu will take away all your peach trees in one go!

When the time comes, let's see, what kind of banquet is the peach banquet without the peach!

So Ou Yangming pretended to be confused, and kept fooling Sun Wukong and tricked him to Pan Taoyuan.

Sun Wukong looked at Ou Yangming, who was just smiling and not speaking, and he didn't know where he was tricked by this bastard.

Yes! Blue out of the blue and better than blue, my grandson recognized.

However, cultivating such a scourge, I really don't know if it is a blessing or a curse in the Three Realms.

"I'll tell you kid, after you go out, don't say that you are my grandson's apprentice."

Ou Yangming was stunned, why did Sun Wukong's words be exactly the same as those of Bodhi Ancestor back then?

also said such a sentence after leaving the school.

"Why?"

"Why? I still want to live in the Three Realms for tens of thousands of more years. With your ability to cause trouble, I'm really afraid that you will provoke some ancient power, and when you run to my Emei Mountain, won't the monkeys in my mountain suffer with you? ”

Fart!

Back then, the Bodhi Ancestor was also afraid that you would cause a big disaster, so he ordered you to say this.

You're good now, and suddenly you have the exact same thing to me.

It seems that Sun Wukong's master is in the same line.

Do you want to say such a thing to your apprentices in the future?

Ou Yangming shook his head, no longer like in the future, and directly attached to the body of the duty officer.

"Let's go! You lead the way, I am not familiar with the heavenly court. ”

The two walked out of the peach orchard one after the other, locked the gate tightly, and casually turned into two heavenly soldiers and placed them in front of the door.

..........

Ou Yangming looked at the Jade Emperor's dormitory, and was really stunned.

Dozens of marshals on both sides of the town, one member of the beam against the column, holding the milling support; There are more than a dozen gold-armored gods below the fourth, each holding a halberd and hanging a whip, holding a sword and a sword. The outside compartment is still acceptable, and the inside is amazing. There are several large pillars in the inner wall, and the pillars are wrapped with golden-scaled sun-shining red-whiskered dragons; There are also several long bridges, on which the colorful feathers are hovering and the red-crowned phoenix is in the sky.

The bright glow reflects the sky, and the blue fog covers the mouth. On the birthday star platform, there are famous flowers that have not been removed for thousands of years; By the furnace of alchemy, there is evergreen Seocho. and to the pilgrimage building, clothed in silk and the stars were brilliant; Hibiscus crown, resplendent gold.

This is the Jade Emperor?

The Lord of the Three Realms, it's really not covered!

The imperial palace in the mortal world, compared to the Jade Emperor's bedroom, is simply a toilet! It's still the kind of open-air toilet, uncovered!

The gap here is not as simple as a star and a half.

"Huh! Stunned, right? Actually, come a few more times, that's what it's all about. ”

Ou Yangming heard Sun Wukong's contempt in his ears and snorted.

Even if that's the case, it's hundreds of thousands of times better than your monkey hole.

Of course, Ou Yangming didn't say this.

He stimulated and pitted Sun Wukong today, and there were enough of them.

In case Sun Wukong is angry, no matter who really wants to kill him, no one can stop him.

"Coming back? Where is the shaking sensation coming from? ”

As soon as he stepped into the hall, the voice of the Jade Emperor rang out.

Ou Yangming looked up and saw that this Jade Emperor was really handsome and extraordinary, although looking at his face, he looked like a forty-year-old middle-aged man.

But no one would believe that the Jade Emperor was really about forty years old.

Looking at the woman sitting next to him, her face was about thirty years old, just a woman, the age of a ripe man.

It seems that this is the "big boss behind the scenes" of Erlang God, the Queen Mother.

This queen mother doesn't look like the annoying appearance in the original book.

On the contrary, it gives people a sense of intimacy, but without losing their majesty.

"Back to Your Majesty, it was the wrestler who was guarding over there in Pantaoyuan, and because of a quarrel, there was a fight. We have persuaded them that they will not be guilty of it again. ”

"Well, these two wrestlers are really, just looking at the garden, they can actually fight."

The Jade Emperor put the wine glass on the table and rebuked.

"Your Majesty, it's time to go to court."

The Queen Mother reminded in a whisper on the side, not wanting the Jade Emperor to continue drinking.

"One last cup, one last cup. After drinking this cup, I immediately went to the court. ”

The Jade Emperor snorted, and the Queen Mother glared at him.

Ou Yangming took two steps forward, filled the Jade Emperor, and whispered.

"Your Majesty, when the two of us went to investigate, we passed by the wine storehouse, and we were afraid that you wouldn't drink enough, so we brought out a bottle of wine that was hundreds of thousands of years old."

"Your Majesty can't drink anymore, let's go to court first."

The Queen Mother heard that Ou Yangming had taken another pot of wine that was hundreds of thousands of years old, and hurriedly said out loud.

She was really afraid that the Jade Emperor would drink too much, so she simply didn't go to the court.

"Hey! Niangniang, you go first, I'm a little drunk, squint first, and then go to the court. ”

When the words fell, the Jade Emperor yawned, looking at that look, he was really a little tired and wanted to take a break.

"Alright then, take the Sky Palace!"

The Queen Mother looked at the Jade Emperor who was a bit of a scoundrel, and had no choice but to take the Lingxiao Hall first.

The Jade Emperor watched the Queen Mother walk out of the dormitory and said excitedly.

"Where's the wine? Bring it to me! ”

"Yes!"

Ou Yangming snickered, then walked out of the dormitory and found a corner.

The sleeve was opened, and he directly drank a pot of immortal wine in one gulp, and then poured the 10,000-year-old wine in his sleeve into it in turn.

After a while, a pot of spirits made from a mixture of dozens of immortal liquors was freshly baked.

"Wow!!"

Ou Yangming drank a lot, and drank too much.

The Jade Emperor looked at Ou Yangming, who staggered in, and asked suspiciously.

"Duty officer, what's wrong with you? There is still a smell of alcohol on your body, could it be that you are secretly drinking? ”

"Back to Your Majesty, the minister was smoked by this fine wine. Knot...., as you can see, Weichen was drunk directly. This wine is too domineering...., overbearing. ”

Ou Yangming shook his head in three steps, and finally walked in front of the Jade Emperor.

And the Jade Emperor had bright eyes, but after being smoked, he was drunk like this.

Wine! What a wine!