Chapter 294: Physically Disabled and Strong [3 more]
He's going to jump like this until the end? The investigation team is all looking weird, why did the above arrange such a tease for us!
Brother Donkey is also very helpless, if he doesn't jump on one foot, he won't be able to keep up with Zhang Zhiqiang's rapid march at all, unless he uses special waves, but he has to become a sissy if he is teased, and he is easily recognized by people as the true face of the first male god of the military, which will expose the little. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Hold back as much as possible, Brother Donkey keeps hanging at the end of the investigation team, so that he will not run rumbling.
If you are so good that you hate less when you use it, the king will not be early from now on! Brother Donkey deeply reflected, his current shortcomings are in his legs, either he strengthens the other leg, or he cultivates a light martial arts method, otherwise he really can't walk with others.
When she was resting again, Niu Lili couldn't help but come over and ask, "Handsome guy, why do you only use one leg to ......?"
"Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?" Brother Donkey asked indifferently, and then he found that the other eight big men also pricked up their big ears for gossip.
"Nasty!" Niu Lilijiao smiled and punched the donkey's chest with a small fist: "Beat your chest, you are so annoying!" I will listen to the truth and falsehood! ”
You're enough, too! Brother Donkey couldn't help but shudder, although Niu Lili can be regarded as a delicate big trumpet flower, but with the physique of a tiger's back and a bear's waist, this kind of "people beat your chest with a small fist" is not her ribbon puppet at all!
"The lie is to let you run first, brother let you have one leg!" Brother Donkey's domineering side leakage.
Team leader Zhang Zhiqiang gritted his teeth and rubbed his hands, the communication soldier smashed his walkie-talkie microphone, the mecha soldier pulled off the mecha backpack belt, the small artilleryman silently wiped his portable [Vulcan Cannon], and the big knife soldier held his big knife in his hand and glanced at the neck of the donkey brother......
"Big bad, shoot you!" Niu Lili continued to beat the donkey's chest with her small fist: "Hmph! Don't tell the truth to others! Super nasty! ”
"The truth is...... Actually, I have a leg that is prosthetic. "Brother Donkey looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and his handsome and peerless cheeks were filled with bright sadness.
Roll the calves! I thought it was a male god, but I didn't expect it to be a dead cripple! Niu Lili lost interest instantly, although he was really handsome, but who would like a dead cripple?
If you live together in the future, you have to wait for him to take a bath,, and change clothes.
Tired and don't love! Niu Lili left with a gloomy face, the first target was disillusioned so quickly, she just wanted to be alone and quiet.
Pan Xiaoxian successfully used this method to get rid of Niu Lili's entanglement, and also reasonably explained why he was always jumping on one foot, his father was a leg prosthesis, so Pan Xiaoxian's imitation was vivid, just like the real one.
Zhang Zhiqiang's eyes when they looked at Pan Xiaoxian were much softer, most of the soldiers were hot-blooded men, and they all admired this kind of handicapped and determined pure men from the bottom of their hearts!
Although they still didn't communicate much after that, Zhang Zhiqiang deliberately slowed down the march, and the interval between rests became shorter, and deliberately let Pan Xiaoxian bear less luggage, and even Pan Xiaoxian was zero load later.
In this regard, Brother Donkey said that he was emotionally stable, and since he was known as "Physically Disabled and Strong", it is very reasonable and logical to enjoy this kind of treatment.
"Stop!" Zhang Zhiqiang suddenly raised a hand, his eyes fixed on the [High Energy Compass] in his hand: "A scout team before us was wiped out here!" Let's split up and check for clues! ”
Everyone in the investigation team immediately got busy, and Brother Donkey was not idle, taking on the thankless role of "supervising the army".
Brother Donkey sits on a big stump with his hands in his pockets, and it's very hard to supervise the work of you people, okay?
Brother Donkey's eyelids are cramping, who are you going to reason with?
"Team leader, look at the dried blood here!" Suddenly, the scout shouted, and immediately everyone gathered around.
Pan Xiaoxian also leaned over to take a look, only to see a tree trunk with a little mottle, the scout used a small machine like a money detector to emit blue light to sweep the mottled place, "Di Di Di" prompt sound came out, the scout shouted: "The match is successful, this is the blood of our comrades!" ”
"Well done!" Zhang Zhiqiang patted the scout on the shoulder and said excitedly: "Remember your merits!" ”
"Thank you, team leader!" Every pockmark on the Scout's face glowed.
With all due respect, on the premise that it has been confirmed that this is the scene of the crime, you have discovered that the blood of our comrades-in-arms is of great use? Brother Donkey is really powerless to complain, what about the enemy's blood? Without the blood of the enemy, what are you doing so excited?
Others also found their own discoveries, two hours later, everyone gathered around Zhang Zhiqiang to report, Zhang Zhiqiang was very satisfied with everyone's enthusiasm and work efficiency, although he wanted to criticize the disabled Zhijian Pan Jianqiang, but looked at Pan Xiaoxian's legs, after all, he sighed and didn't say anything.
"Everyone is doing a good job, as long as we continue, I believe we will be able to find strong evidence to help us find the real culprit!" Zhang Zhiqiang looked at the sky after making some mobilization: "It's dark now, let's rest on the spot, and continue the march tomorrow." ”
Although it was said to be resting on the spot, everyone actually went up to the tree. Although there are dangers in the trees, there are obviously far fewer insects and beasts that can climb the trees than on the ground.
Everyone chose a tree fork to lie on the corpse, Pan Xiaoxian also chose a comfortable place, and listened to Zhang Zhiqiang ask: "Everyone takes turns to be on duty at night, the nine of you are divided into groups of three, each group guards for two hours, and I keep watch for an hour myself, who will stand on the first shift?" ”
"Me!" Pan Xiaoxian stepped forward without hesitation.
"That's you!" Zhang Zhiqiang was very satisfied with the enthusiasm of the donkey brother: "Adventurers and ...... Scouts and mechs are a group, and you must be vigilant when standing guard! ”
"All right!" Brother Donkey was full of confidence, and Niu Lili mocked beside him: "That's all he can do!" ”
Zhang Zhiqiang frowned: "Everyone is a comrade, pay attention to what the medical soldiers say!" ”
Niu Lili pursed her lips and didn't say anything, after all, after finding out that Pan Xiaoxian was a dead lame, she had already shifted her target to the most promising Zhang Zhiqiang.
After everyone slept, Pan Xiaoxian, the scouts, and the mecha soldiers sat on the adjacent branches, so they could talk together to pass the time.
Because everyone is temporarily grouped together, and everyone's arms don't coincide, so they are all called by their troops, and the call is simple and smooth. Of course, there are those who are willing to call their names or nicknames, and they are all free and voluntary, and Zhang Zhiqiang insists on calling the troops to show that he treats everyone equally. But everyone thinks that he is trying to hide the truth that he likes Niu Lili......
"Pan Jianqiang, how did you break this leg?" The scout is a curious baby, so he couldn't help but ask Pan Xiaoxian first.
The military is a different group from ordinary people, and ordinary people may think that they are terrible when they are disabled, but the military regards this as a military merit medal. A man who has never been on the battlefield cannot be considered a real man, and a man who has never eaten a gun cannot be regarded as a pure man!
The mecha soldier was very noble and cold, and did not speak, and turned over and over to check his portable mecha, but his ears were pricked up.
An adventurer, who broke a leg and was still active in the danger zone after changing his prosthetic leg, feels that there is a blood-boiling and heart-wrenching story here.
"Since I became an adventurer, I have been active in the danger zone for a long time, dancing with death, tearing fate apart, living a life of licking blood from the knife edge and never regretting it, until one day, I came back from the danger zone, dragging my tired body, just wanting to hide in my home, empty myself and forget everything......"
Pan Xiaoxian's words unconsciously attracted the scout and the mecha soldier, the mecha soldier's hand stopped unconsciously, and the scout couldn't help but interject and ask, "Is there a killer ambush at home?" ”
"What do you say, I say?" Brother Donkey is arrogant.
"You say you say it!" The Scout shrunk his neck, this is an adventurer who dances with death and tears fate apart......
I don't know when the others secretly pricked up their ears to listen, Niu Lili's eyes flashed with water - although he is a dead cripple, but the man with the story is the most attractive to the woman, do you want to give him another chance after listening to the story?
"As soon as I walked in the door, I smelled a very strange smell!" Pan Xiaoxian's voice is very charming, and people are involuntarily brought into the scene.
"Ecstasy?" The broadsword soldier couldn't help but interject, and he didn't sleep.
"What do you say, I say?" Brother Donkey gave him a blank look.
"You say you say it!" The broadsword soldier scratched his head and smiled embarrassedly.
"I sniffed carefully, you must know that I practiced martial arts at the age of six and took risks at the age of eight, and it has been ten years now, and I can tell what kind of smell I can tell just by sniffing!" Pan Xiaoxian said seriously: "Based on my rich experience, I quickly made a judgment!" ”
Everyone involuntarily held their breath - it's coming, it's coming! It's finally time to play meat! Good chicken jelly! Can't breathe, is it swollen?
"Gas!" Brother Donkey made a teasing assertion: "Proper gas, if I guessed correctly, it should be a gas leak at home!" ”
“…… So? Everyone was disappointed, but as the initiator of the topic, the scout was very conscientious, after all, no one knows if there will be any god twist next, but he is an adventurer who dances with death and tears fate apart, how can his story be so simple?
"It's the first time I've encountered something like this, so I decided to smoke a cigarette and calm down." Brother Donkey patted his leg gloomily: "You should have guessed the rest of the story...... Ay? Ay? Why did you all sleep? I haven't finished it yet, and there are more exciting stories in the future, and you still can't listen to it, you can't listen to it, you can't listen to it......"