[This chapter is the first chapter for the leader of the Shuzhong Army]

Niu Lili: Damn, retarded!

Zhang Zhiqiang: +1, keep the formation downstairs!

Small artillery: +2. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Mechmen: +3.

Broadsword: +4.

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Scout: +10086!

"Why don't you talk anymore? Come, I have so many stories of adventure! After tonight, I won't tell you if you ask me! Brother Donkey couldn't stop teasing at all: "By the way, did you hear the sound of 'flutter la flutter la'?" ”

me, if I beg you, my mother will broadcast the dog live! Niu Lili felt that she was really blind, why would she believe this teasing?

No one paid attention to him, but as the team leader, Zhang Zhiqiang still asked very dedicatedly: "Didn't you hear it, what is the sound of fluttering?" ”

"Listen!" Brother Donkey closed his eyes and imitated incomprehensibly: "Plop la la...... Flutter la la ......"

When everyone saw that he was so careless, they all listened carefully, but they didn't hear anything, and then they suddenly realized that they were really stupid, why would they believe this teasing word?

Still flutter la la blah, why are you a soul actor?

"Trust me, that's right! I'm an adventurer who dances with death and tears at fate! Brother Donkey said anxiously: "Don't sleep, everyone, get ready for battle!" ”

"If I believe you, can you shut up?" Zhang Zhiqiang chose to believe most people: "Let's rest early, so that you don't have energy tomorrow." ”

"Brother, what are you checking?" The Scout also loses interest in him, and instead gets close to the Mech.

"Check everything." The Mecha Soldier said perfunctorily that his class is much more high-end than the Scout.

"Brother, you're amazing!" The scout approached awkwardly, stretched out his finger and wanted to touch the portable mecha, but was glared at by the sharp gaze of the mecha soldier, and subconsciously retracted his hand, and said with a sneer: "Brother, in fact, my dream when I was a child was to be a mecha soldier......

"Huh." Mechman said.

At this moment, an agile black shadow suddenly sprang out from the dense canopy, and it was as fast as lightning and pounced on the mecha soldiers!

"Hold a grass!" The mecha soldier couldn't get up in an instant, he hurriedly wanted to open the mecha, but he was knocked down from the tree by the black shadow, and he was planted on the ground with his head turned over, and the mecha backpack didn't know where it rolled in the dark.

"Enemy attack!" The scout screamed in fright, and suddenly there was a "plop", and another agile black shadow pounced on him, grabbed him by the neck and carried him upside down and flew away, and his terrible scream was heard far and wide.

Zhang Zhiqiang and the others all woke up suddenly, but they didn't have time to save the scouts, and they didn't know how many black shadows were rushing towards them in the dark!

"Is there really a flutter in the slot?" Niu Lili's appendix is repentant, that mentally retarded teasing cripple is true!

However, a black shadow had already pounced in front of her, grabbed her long hair, and then flew away with her, so painful that Niu Lili's tears came out - the old lady's scalp was about to fall off, and her soul was faint! Let go, plop!

"What the hell is this monster!" The black light blinded, and Zhang Zhiqiang let out an angry and confused roar.

"I don't know if to say a sentence or not!" At this moment, the voice of the donkey brother sounded faintly in the dark.

"Speak!" Zhang Zhiqiang yelled angrily.

"I practiced martial arts at the age of six and took risks at the age of eight, and it has been ten years now, and I can tell what kind of insect beast it is just by sniffing!" Brother Donkey's voice fluttered in the night wind: "Trust me, that's right! This must be [Worm Monkey]! ”

"That's right! It must be a bug monkey! Hearing Pan Xiaoxian say this, Zhang Zhiqiang also suddenly woke up: "Don't be afraid, everyone! Insect monkeys are only equivalent to seventh-level lifeforms, they are not powerful in themselves, only because they have night vision and quick movements, and they come and go like the wind to successfully sneak attack, everyone must be serious and OK! ”

"Huh-" The big knife soldier who has always never left his hand slashed away, and he actually hit the target, and in the darkness only heard the scream of "squeak" fly away, and the big knife soldier shouted excitedly: "It's really a worm monkey!" Listen to the voices! ”

In fact, their individual strength is above level 10 life on average, but they are caught off guard by insects and monkeys, and they will not know the truth in the dark. After learning that the opponent was a worm monkey, at least the morale of the army was stabilized first, but it was not clear that he was unable to fight back.

"I still have a sentence that I don't know if to say or not!" At this moment, Brother Donkey's voice sounded faintly out of nowhere.

"Speak!" Zhang Zhiqiang has established initial trust in Brother Donkey, after all, only Brother Donkey recognized it as a monkey at a critical time.

"Why don't you put on your [Tactical Glasses] and turn on Night Vision Mode?" Brother Donkey's voice was not loud, but it instantly set off a bloody storm in everyone's minds - this is a kind of crushing in IQ!

Zhang Zhiqiang and others are all lying on their faces, are we being mentally retarded to a gorgeous comparison? Ask not to be black......

In fact, everyone has tactical glasses, but everyone takes them off when they sleep, who will sleep with glasses on?

Besides, the sneak attack of the insects and monkeys was too sudden, and everyone woke up from a dream, so no one remembered this stubble.

As for the sober vigil trio, one fell to the ground and didn't know whether he was dead or alive, anyway, he didn't hear his movements again, and the other was captured by the insect monkey from the beginning, and the only remaining Pan Xiaoxian played a vital role.

After putting on the tactical glasses and turning on the night vision mode, the investigation team instantly gained the upper hand, and divided the three times by five to drive away the group of mischievous monkeys who could and couldn't, and then everyone went to check the situation of the mecha soldiers.

I saw that the mecha soldier was pouting and lying on the ground looking for mechas, and raised his head pitifully: "Have any of you seen my mecha?" ”

Zhang Zhiqiang: They are also drunk, we are all fighting with insects and monkeys here, why are you pouting your ass to find a mecha?

Of course, the mecha soldier has combat effectiveness without the mecha, but he is used to wearing the mecha, and has formed a strong dependence on the mecha. Besides, mecha is equivalent to the life of a mecha soldier, and it is very reasonable and logical for him to find a mecha first......

"Wait a minute! What about medics and adventurers? The Broadsword Soldier looked around and shouted—Scout burst into tears, and I was so non-existent?

"Oops!" Zhang Zhiqiang's face changed greatly: "I seemed to hear Lili's scream just now!" ”

, when are you going to pretend to be sullen? usually calls her a medical soldier, but in fact, she is called Lili in her heart, right? Everyone silently expressed their deep contempt for him - the Scout burst into tears, apparently I was the first to scream, and louder than she did!

"I still have one more sentence that I don't know if to say or not." At this moment, Brother Donkey's voice sounded faintly in the periphery.

"Adventurers?" Everyone turned around to look at each other, but saw Pan Xiaoxian carrying a person on each shoulder, staggering over.

"You saved Lili and ......" Zhang Zhiqiang greeted him with surprise and joy, and then recognized it: "Scout? How did he get caught by the Worm Monkey too? ”

Scout fog gathered in tears, big brother, I was captured by the worm monkey from the beginning, okay, before your Lili......

"Adventurer, how did you save them?" In addition to the scout, the curious baby is of course the big sword soldier.

"This is a long story, since I became an adventurer, I have been active in the danger zone for a long time, dancing with death, tearing fate apart, and living a life of licking blood from the knife edge without regrets...... Brother Donkey said seriously.

Why does it feel so familiar? Zhang Zhiqiang and the others patiently listened to Pan Xiaoxian, after all, it was Pan Xiaoxian who reminded them of the insect monkey and tactical glasses just now, which played a vital role in the battle, and they had just rescued Niu Lili and the scouts.

"One day I took on a task to deliver a straw hat to a designated place in the danger zone, but I had to pass through the territory of the insect monkey in the middle." Pan Xiaoxian was seriously bragging.

"Isn't it? Who's going to send straw hats to the danger zone? Besides, why don't you send it in an armored car, and ask you to carry it alone? The big knife soldier couldn't help but complain.

"What do you say, I say?" Brother Donkey is very angry, can we still play happily together!

"You say you say it!" The big sword soldier hurriedly shut up, after all, he is a hero!

"I took a nap in the middle of the day, and a bunch of insects and monkeys stole all the straw hats, and they sat on the trees and smiled at me." What Brother Donkey said is true.

"Wait a minute! Why didn't they attack you, but stole your straw hat? The little artilleryman couldn't help but interject: "This is not scientific!" ”

"What do you say, I say?" Brother Donkey is arrogant, and there is no one left.

"You say you say it!" The small artillerymen also shut up.

"I'm so angry, I'm so angry that I stomp my feet! And guess what? These worms and monkeys also stomped their feet like me, and they learned like that! So I came up with a great idea, and I took off the straw hat on my head and threw it on the ground! Brother Donkey smiled and said, "They really followed me and threw their straw hats to the ground!" ”

"But does it have anything to do with how you saved the medics and scouts?" Zhang Zhiqiang couldn't help but stand up and show his IQ.

"Of course!" Pan Xiaoxian untied a mecha backpack from behind for everyone to see: "I smashed this at them just now, you should have guessed the story behind it......"

"My mech!" The mecha soldier cried and pounced on the mecha backpack and hugged his own father and mother.

I also have a sentence that my mother sells batches, and I don't know if I should talk about it or not! Zhang Zhiqiang and the others silently looked at the scout and Niu Lili who were unconscious on the ground, this should be ...... It's also combat attrition, right?

"You must know that I practiced martial arts at the age of six and took risks at the age of eight, and it has been a full ten years now!" Brother Donkey bragged seriously: "There are many stories of my adventures!" After tonight, I won't tell you if you ask me! You still don't listen, you don't listen, you don't listen......"

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