As soon as he walked into the room of the Lige Fairy, Xu Laosan saw paper mantis all over the ground at first glance.

"Where did these things come from?"

Xu Laosan didn't figure out the situation for a while, and the second monk was confused.

I told Xu Laosan that the paper mantis I showed him before was brought out by me from the ice cave, and the paper mantis in the room were all Lige fairies, and after they were folded, they were ambushed under the silk mat.

Xu Laosan said no, a few days ago, I searched here and went, but I didn't find a paper knife mantis.

Xu Laosan picked up the silk mat again, shook it vigorously, and said: "Impossible, I have also shaken this mat more than ten times before, and there is obviously nothing underneath." ”

I smiled and told Xu Laosan that these paper knife mantis were indeed found under the mat.

I also looked carefully at the mat.

I suddenly noticed that there were more than a dozen looming water marks on it.

If you look closely, the water marks are like two words: nowhere to be seen.

Xu Laosan said that when he was looking for them in the room before, he saw those four words, and thought that the answer was hidden inside, but he didn't figure out what it meant after thinking about it for a long time.

"Your old man, out of touch with modern society, is not a place, it means a broken place."

Hearing me say this, Xu Laosan was like being beaten by electricity, and he was full of excitement.

Xu Laosan shook the mat again, suddenly took out a pair of scissors from his arms, cut the silk mat, and then threw the mat at me, stomped his feet and said, "I understand, this weird song!" It's so good at messing around! ”

It turned out that those paper mantises, after being folded, were all flattened.

And that silk mat, there is a mezzanine inside, and the song fairy put all the flattened sword mantis into the mezzanine, this silk mat, if it is a virgin and a virgin pick it up and shake it, nothing will change.

Because these paper knife mantis are made by the song fairy, with the collected yang energy, attached to the paper.

Yin and Yang are embraced, and there are two qi of yin and yang in the human body at the same time, and they can only be healthy when they are reconciled with each other, while virgins and virgins, because they are not broken, the yin qi on their bodies generally cannot be released.

Those paper knife mantises, if they can't sense yin, they won't achieve the effect of harmonizing yin and yang.

But if the person shaking the silk mat is neither a virgin nor a virgin, the sword mantis inside will be stimulated by the yin energy and the yang energy attached to the paper, and it will immediately change from a flattened state to a three-dimensional state, and it will soon be alive again.

Therefore, Xu Laosan was a child, and he didn't find a paper knife mantis when he shook the mat.

And I, with Ji Caiyun, have been upside down many times, and I have already broken my body, so I shook the mat and inspired those paper mantises.

Xu Laosan pulled me to the door again and asked me to look at the paper knife mantis in the same place.

This time I got it.

The paper knife mantis in one place forms nine words: the second mountain, there is a hole on the top of the mountain.

It turned out that this was the song fairy, and Xu Laosan made a big joke.

Because of the Lige Fairy, in the room where she lived, the formation was laid out, except for the people who had lived in the Guandi Temple for a long time, no one else could easily enter this room.

Therefore, the only people who can come in this hundred miles are me and Xu Laosan.

The four words left by the song fairy are not everywhere, in fact, they want to remind Xu Laosan that as long as he is not a child man, he can find the answer.

As a result, Xu Laosan, a boy in his fifties and sixties, has long been seriously out of touch with society.

Where could he have thought of so much!

So, Xu Laosan didn't find out that as long as he shook the mat in a bad way, the knife mantis would jump out to form the words "the second mountain, there is a hole on the top of the mountain", so like a blind bear, he looked for a long time in Paohuling.

However, if Xu Laosan was at that time, he would have put the mat out.

Find another person who is not in the right place, make people tremble, maybe the answer will jump out, but where can he think of it, the answer is cleverly hidden under his nose!

The key to the matter lies in the understanding of the word "non-place".

However, it can also be seen from this point that although the song fairy does not leave the house, she knows the outside world very well, and she understands everything, which also shows that she has always been concerned about Hongchen.

No wonder Xu Laosan said that she was planning to cultivate Ji Caiyun in order to get out of the sea of suffering and find her lover.

I estimate that the song fairy has already arrived at the Yunzhou Hanging Temple by now.

But to make her such a beauty, the haunting Master Jihai, I guess she is not too cold to her, and the more she can't get it, the more she looks better, otherwise, she won't be more than 20 years old, and she still misses others.

Thinking of this, I went to ask Xu Laosan.

"Third grandfather, Master Jihai, do you like the song fairy?"

"This weird song actually teased me like this, it's not to laugh at me, it's an old virgin in his fifties and sixties! With her self-made smart energy, if the demon monk Jihai can like her, he will be blind! ”

Xu Laosan said, jumping like thunder, and set the mat on fire in the courtyard.

It turns out that love is so hard to give up.

Peerless is like a song fairy, falling into a love word, and will be unable to extricate himself.

However, her joke was a bit excessive, and it almost killed me.

Now it can be determined that the song fairy has no intention of killing me, and this room full of paper mantis can be proved in nine words.

In this way, I will not be hostile to her.

However, my hatred for Ji Caiyun has not been alleviated in the slightest, after all, she wanted to kill me at that time, it was from her true thoughts in her heart.

Although I don't hate the song fairy, I can't be happy.

"Third grandfather, the Lige Fairy also took away the chess spirit, and when the mountain spirit matures and wants to find a daughter-in-law, we can't find the Lige Fairy, that is, we can't find the chess spirit, what should we do then?"

Xu Laosan laughed at him for being a child boy to the song fairy, and now he still hates it.

Xu Laosan snorted, his eyes full of disdain.

"Don't worry, the demon monk Jihai is the old abbot of the Hanging Temple, the chosen successor!"

"The strange song is not over, but the demon monk Jihai may not accept the recruitment, it won't take a few years, the strange song can't get the heart of the demon monk Jihai, seeing Jihai become the abbot of the Hanging Temple, she will definitely be gray and return to Peacock Island again."

"Grandma has legs, and she laughs at me for being a child, aren't you also an old virgin!"

"Jihai is devoted to the Buddha, not to mention getting his heart, you can't even get his body, a few years later, Dao Ye married a little widow and gave birth to a bunch of children, and you are still an old virgin!"

"Now you are laughing at Daoye, and in a few years, Daoye will laugh at you!"

When Xu Laosan said this, he seemed to see the lonely expression of the song fairy a few years later, and he was surrounded by his children under his knees, and he couldn't help but look up to the sky and laugh.

Although as soon as the song fairy returns, the chess spirit will also return.

But I still couldn't be happier.

When the mountain spirit played chess and won the chess spirit, after the success of the competition to recruit relatives, the two of them became a pair, and the song fairy had no chess spirit, only more alone, still a poor woman, alas!

In fact, at this time, I should hate the song fairy, without her manipulation behind her back, Ji Caiyun may not betray me.

However, I admire the love of the song fairy, for the sake of her unrequited love, she would rather go to great lengths to cut off her way to cultivate immortals, and she also wants to go to her sweetheart like a moth to a fire.

If I were Master Jihai, if the abbot didn't do it, I would elope with her!

And Ji Caiyun, in order to cultivate immortals, just turned the phoenix with me, as soon as the matter is done, absorb so much of my yang essence, and before he finishes digesting it in his stomach, he can immediately turn his face with me.

If Ji Caiyun can be determined, even if the song fairy agitates a three-inch tongue, she can't convince her to kill me!

Two women compare and make a judgment!

When I thought of this, I gritted my teeth with hatred.

Ji Caiyun, you turtle son, you wait for Lao Tzu, aren't you soaring, Lao Tzu has also found a way to cultivate the tribulation, wait for me to be the same as that night, absorb the essence of the moonlight, and as long as I get older, I can also ascend through the tribulation!

Don't you want the master's yang energy, I'll give it to you then!

I'm going to use yang energy to bulge your belly and make you explode!

After burning the silk mat, Xu Laosan's anger almost disappeared, and he came over to me with a smile and asked, "Eldest grandson, what beautiful things have you thought of, why are you so happy?" ”