Chapter 706: Don't You Have a Count in Your Heart?

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes to the side, and then seemed to think of something, covering his mouth and laughing secretly.

Sha Seng saw the smiling senior brother, and asked bluntly, "Senior brother, what are you laughing at?" ”

"Come here, come here. Senior Brother Sha, come here, Senior Brother, I know how to get by. ”

"What?" When Sha Seng heard that there was a way to pass the persimmon, he came to Sun Wukong's side in three or two steps, and said, "Senior brother, how did you get over?" ”

"Didn't you hear Master say that the villagers should prepare the fasting meal? Who is the best eater here? ”

"Of course it's the second senior brother, he eats a lot of intestines."

Sun Wukong immediately snickered again, and Sha Seng looked anxious.

"Senior brother, what kind of solution do you say?"

"When our open-mouthed monk is full, he can turn into a huge boar and arch all the way out with his nose. It doesn't matter if he can't arch it, he has a big intestine and can eat! ”

The sand monk listened to the monkey's words and suddenly realized. How could he forget the "behemoth" of the second senior brother!

"Brother Monkey, who are you talking about the long-mouthed monk?"

Behind Sun Wukong and Sha Seng, Leng Buding remembered Zhu Bajie's voice and startled the two of them.

Zhu Bajie saw where the monkey and Monk Sha were whispering, so he unconsciously came to them.

Who knows, as soon as I got up, I heard what Sun Wukong said about the long-mouthed monk Gongshan Road.

Sha Seng tugged at Zhu Bajie's big ears and said slowly: "Second Senior Brother, among the four of us, who has the longest mouth, don't you know in your heart?" ”

In fact, he wanted to say, don't you have a little pressure in your heart?

"Don't do it! Don't do it! All of you want to be clean, let my old pig eat stinky. Don't do it! Don't do it! Zhu Bajie's head shook like a rattle, and he didn't say anything.

"Amitabha! Bajie, if you can really arch a mountain road, let us cross the mountain, and give you the first credit for the teacher. Ou Yangming didn't know when, and walked over.

Sun Wukong patted Zhu Bajie's shoulder and said step by step: "Bajie, the head work is good!" If you do open up a mountain path, you will not only take credit for it from the Bodhisattva. These folks in Huoluo Village will also be grateful to you and sing praises of merit. ”

The villagers in Huoluozhuang are not stupid, and when they heard Sun Wukong's words, they immediately accosted them.

"Yes! Yes! ”

"Elder Pig, if you really open a mountain road, we will definitely worship your portrait, pay tribute every year, and pass it on from generation to generation."

It is probably the annual tribute in the mouth of the people of Huoluo Village, which has been passed down from generation to generation to move Zhu Bajie, only to see him twist and pinch and say: "Master is above, the donors are here to rest jokes, my old pig originally had thirty-six changes, if it is said to become a light and gorgeous flying thing, it really can't."

If it is said that it becomes a mountain, a tree, a rock, a mound, an elephant, a live pig, a buffalo, or a camel, that is the strength of the old pig. It's just that the body has become bigger, and the stomach and intestines have become bigger and bigger, and you have to eat enough to do things. ”

"We understand what Elder Pig means, isn't it just fasting? We're not bad! Come on, Elder Pig, please sit down, you eat hard. As long as we can arch a mountain road, we can eat as much as we can in our village! ”

The voice fell, and everyone beckoned Zhu Bajie to take a seat.

This guy doesn't care about any image, he has to go to the "toilet", if he doesn't eat something good, how can he be right?

Then ....., and then a group of villagers in Huoluo Village saw it.

The fasting brought by himself and others was frantically swept away by this fat-headed, big-eared long-mouthed monk.

.............

Seven unique mountains, scarce persimmons.

Ou Yangming's master and apprentice frowned, without him, the smell here is really too stinky!

It's simply the first "big toilet" in the Three Realms.

"Bajie, can you bear it?"

For the first time, Ou Yangming had doubts about the original work, Zhu Bajie could really hold back the smell?

Not only does he have to arch a mountain road, but he also has to devour it!

With Ou Yangming's cultivation, in front of Xi Persimmon Qu, they all trembled a little, Bajie, a lazy thing, can he really complete the task?

Zhu Bajie wanted to cry very much, he wanted to turn around and leave, and go back to Gao Laozhuang to be a son-in-law.

But after eating, Haikou boasted, he couldn't arch it, where did he put his face?

"If you can endure it, you have to endure it, if you can't help it, if you don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"

Zhu Bajie's words immediately impressed Ou Yangming and the others.

I didn't expect that Bajie, who usually likes to be lazy the most, actually has such an awareness!

It's not easy, it's not easy.

"Take it!"

Zhu Bajie relied on Sun Wukong's need to open the mountain road by himself, and unceremoniously let him hold his nail rake.

"Hey! You idiot......"

"Let me tell you, everything the old pig does is for the master and his old man! No matter how hard and tired I am, I will not hesitate to do it! "Zhu Bajie is also a broken jar, anyway, he can't escape today's catastrophe.

It's better to say something nice and brush up on Ou Yangming's favorability.

When you get to the Buddha in the West Heaven, share a little more merit.

"If you're tired, you're not tired, I'm afraid you'll accidentally die. If this goes to the Western Heavens, how do we explain it to the Buddha? Zhu Bajie was just majestic, and the next second he was beaten back by the crit of the sand monk.

"I said you black old sand, what are you talking about! How could I survive an old pig? It's you, don't steal it again! ”

When the words fell, Zhu Bajie didn't give Sha Seng a chance to refute, jumped directly down the mountain and fell into the persimmon.

"Whew! Whew! ”

Two pig cries shook the seven peerless mountains three times.

I saw that in the persimmon Qu, an obese black pig suddenly appeared.

This black pig's mouth is long and short, with black eyes and eyes, any pig hair can be as thick as an adult's arm, which shows that Zhu Bajie's cultivation is not weak.

Although the body is not as handsome and domineering as the Bull Demon King, the fierce aura is not comparable to the Bull Demon King.

"Master, do you see it? In the past, Bajie must be lazy in releasing water, just by his ability to do this, he knows that his strength is not bad. It's just that I don't know if Senior Brother Sha also left a hand. Sun Wukong said with a smile, as for the sand monk, he still had a black face and no expression.

As soon as the monkey finished speaking, a puddle of stinking liquid flew out of the thin persimmon and went straight to the top of his head.

"it!"

Sun Wukong looked at the huge liquid, and the smelly smell, burst into a foul mouth, moved under his feet, and retreated more than ten feet.

Ou Yangming and Sha Seng didn't dare to stand in place stupidly, waiting for the liquid to come.

The speed at which they retreated was even faster than that of Sun Wukong.

Syllable!

The unidentified liquid fell to the ground, splashing countless flying liquids before falling onto the surrounding villagers.

"Vomit .........."

The gang immediately fell to their knees and vomited.