Chapter 707: You're horizontal, you're horizontal!
"Hurry up! Hurry up! ”
"What a big city ahead!"
Sun Wukong jumped in front, Zhu Bajie led the horse rope, and Sha Seng followed behind them to carry the burden.
"It's really heaven and earth."
Ou Yangming rode on the white dragon horse, looked at the city in front of him, and couldn't help but sigh.
Although that city is not as good as Chang'an in the Tang Dynasty.
But in such a barren place, a magnificent city can be built, and it is worthy of his creation.
But Zhu Bajie took it very beautifully.
"Master, give me a meal, I'm dying of hunger."
The voice was weak, and it matched his weak legs.
He should be given medicine to build and tonify the kidneys, not rice.
Sun Wukong turned around and came to Zhu Bajie, tugged at his ear, pointed to a magnificent city not far in front of him and said, "Idiot, don't you see such a big city ahead?" Can I still starve you? ”
"That's good, that's good, as long as it's not a persimmon, it's good anywhere!" As soon as Zhu Bajie said that he was thin persimmon, his whole body couldn't help but tremble.
Horror, it's terrifying!
That day, he ate hundreds of miles of rotten persimmons, and his stomach still hurts!
"Isn't it just a thin persimmon? You're babbling and chattering every day, and it's been a few months? lest we forget your credit. The sand monk who followed behind the white dragon horse's ass interjected coldly.
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he was not happy!
Isn't it just a persimmon?
"Lao Sha, I don't like to hear what you say, old pig! Isn't it just a persimmon? My nose still hurts now, old pig! It hurts when you speak, it hurts when you speak....."
Before he finished speaking, the sand monk said another sentence with a dark face.
"It hurts when you speak? Then you don't say anything less. ”
"Master, Master! Look at these unrighteous guys, next time there will be that filthy thing, you call Senior Brother and Senior Brother Sha to arch. ”
"That's good! I'll go next time! ”
Sun Wukong looked at the sand monk with a serious face, and was really speechless.
The Bodhisattva might arrange two persimmons for them?
"Say no more, there's absolutely nothing left ahead. This nerd is the life of the arch shit. ”
"Wukong, how can you say Bajie like that? He's your fellow disciple anyway, and he's made a big deal in the persimmon. There is no merit, there is also hard work! Ou Yangming rode on the white dragon horse and interjected.
Only then did Zhu Bajie feel warm in his heart, look at what the master said, and then look at the two of you, a group of things crossing the river and demolishing the bridge.
He didn't notice at all that there was no merit in Ou Yangming's words, and there was also hard work.
"You say cool things about my old pig every day, and I curse you for your retribution and retribution...... Oops! My mouth is starting to hurt again! ”
Sha Seng looked at Zhu Bajie who covered his mouth and smiled.
"Look, retribution is coming, right?!"
"Bajie, are you hungry?"
Zhu Bajie heard the master's question and immediately nodded.
"Then go into the city as soon as possible, don't be messing with them, your hard work in persimmon Qu is in your heart." Ou Yangming touched his white and tender pig's head to show encouragement.
Zhu Bajie looked at Ouyang Ming's tender arm, and saliva flowed out.
"It's really a good piece of flesh, Master, no wonder so many demons and monsters are crazy to rob you all the way. There are also queens, scorpion spirits and other beauties who want to marry you. Wait until one day there is no fasting, let's eat it ourselves, we can't be cheap monsters. ”
He's really hungry, and he's talking nonsense when he's hungry.
Ou Yangming rolled his eyes, eat me? Believe it or not, the poor monk made you a roast suckling pig first?
.........
After the four masters and apprentices entered the city, they were "welcomed" like never before.
This country is called Zhu Ziguo, where have the people seen a monkey leading a horse, carrying a pig's head with a rake?
In the end, he carried the burden, although he was a sand monk dressed as a monk, but his face was like the ash at the bottom of the pot, how did he do it?
Some bold citizens not only pointed at them and talked loudly, but some planned to go up and touch Zhu Bajie's ears and monkey fluff.
This is if it were put in the past, when the two of them were kings of the mountain.
I've already knocked these unruly things into a pulp with a stick.
"Wukong, there's a post here, let's stay here. A group of impolite citizens, presumably the king is not a good thing. ”
Ou Yangming himself was also a little angry, but he had no intention of doing it.
What is the ability to bully mortals?
Speaking of which, he Ou Yangming is not afraid of being embarrassed, but he loses his job!
"Okay, Master, slow down."
Sun Wukong helped Ouyang Yangming down, and the four of them walked into the nearest post station.
"Come on! Eat vegetables! Drink! Drink! Drink! ”
As soon as they walked into the post station, Ou Yangming and the four of them saw that two people who seemed to be officials were sitting on the collapse and drinking.
"Two Shi...."
Before Sun Wukong finished speaking, the two guys who looked like post station officials shouted.
"What's the noise? What does it scare us to look so ugly? Get out! Get out! ”
The monkey is so angry!
Where is he the Monkey King not being well entertained, before the Great Sage, after the Great Sage?
Like today, being insulted by two mortals and letting him go out is really unbearable!
"How do you two talk? Why do you not know how to count etiquette? ”
"Humph! Etiquette? An ugly person like you knows how to be polite? Don't spill urine to take care of yourself, what identity! There are also the two in the back, one of them has a face as gray as the bottom of the pot, and he can't see it when he walks the night road.
Especially the white and tender pig's head, a pig's head grows on top of the human body. What kind of thing is this? The product of human-pig hybridization? Who's your mother! Let's see how she had the courage to give birth to you? ”
The two post station officials seemed to have drunk too much, and it was difficult to hear anything.
Zhu Bajie's eyes are red, although I am a monster, but you can't insult me like this!
But because Ou Yangming was here, no matter how angry Zhu Bajie was, he could only endure it.
"Bajie, for the teacher, I want to recite a scripture silently, and the question of arranging a place to live is left to the three of you." Ou Yangming also wanted to slap the two of them to death, but how could his apprentices get angry like this?
simply leave it to them to dispose of, and it doesn't matter if it is killed.
The king of Zhu Ziguo didn't rely on the four of them to get rid of stubborn diseases and cure heart diseases?
Sun Wukong showed an expression to Ou Yangming, who walked out, and walked with Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng to the post officer who had just insulted them with his fists.
".....What are you going to do, what are you going to do? Come..... Woowoooooooo
Syllable!
Click!
"Grandpa, the two of us are wrong, stop fighting! Stop it! Grandpa Pig, what are you doing with my pants? ”
"You're cross! You're going to be cross! Today, I have to play 108,000 pigs, so that you can taste the sourness in it! ”
"Grandpa! Can't I call you grandpa? That's my lifeline, what are you going to do with it? Ah————h
Then ......., and then inside the post station, the sound of "ecstasy" sounded.