Preface:

Recently, there have been many things, and I have traveled to several cities, after all, I am in the red dust, and it is inevitable to be entangled, so please forgive me.

Since the reform and opening up, "Yin House Feng Shui" has long become a well-known "secret", and there are many "earth masters" who make a living from "Xiangdi", among which there are many talented scholars, and there are also many people who are indiscriminate, and the story to be told today is a microcosm of a wide audience

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One autumn more than three years ago, I was leaning back on a wicker chair as usual, smoking a pipe without a match, enjoying the rich fragrance of the bucket, and was drunk and dying, when a sudden phone call broke the original silence.

"Ahem, cough, you, ahem, okay, ahem, ahem," In a hurry, a large mouthful of smoke directly choked on the throat, and he couldn't help coughing violently, snot and tears came out, and his voice became hoarse.

"Yo yo yo~" A familiar voice sounded on the other end of the phone, "What's wrong with our Grand Master Yang?" Got tuberculosis? Eh, are you a prelude to 'Ascension'? ”

"Ahem, ahem, your sister, ahem, ahem, cough," I used all my strength to suppress the violent cough, "Eh, Wang Zhenren, you haven't 'flew' yet, how dare Xiaodao 'fly' first?" ”

"Eh," Lao Wang Wu lit a cigarette and said with a smile, "It seems that it's not the right time for me to call you, come to think of it, you can't do anything with your tuberculosis, then I'll hang up first, you can take care of your illness~"

"You NN, cough cough," instantly felt like a flock of crows flying over their heads, "You're just tuberculosis, your whole family is tuberculosis, I choked on my pipe, what's the matter with you?" ”

"Forget it, don't talk about it," Lao Wang made a gesture to hang up.

"Love to say it or not, you don't say it, I'll give you a photo on the altar to save the suffering, incense every day!" Finally relieved, I couldn't help but make fun of Lao Wang again.

"Yes, yes, yes, you are ruthless, I won't have anything to do with you," Lao Wang said instantly, "That's, that's the case, I have an uncle who has been promoted, I'm going to rush to the scene, and now there's a job of 'pulling out the forest', are you out?" ”

'What kind of work?' Earth kiln (burial)'? 'Tile kiln (cremation)'? 'Point (Xiangdi)' no? "I couldn't help but ask a bunch of questions.

"Oh, the earthen kiln of the old Qing Dynasty (the burial tomb of the Qing Dynasty), now the highway is being built, and it must be pulled, saying that it is to find a local master, and it has already been pointed, and now you only need to go over to break the earth, pick up bones, and round the grave." Lao Wang briefly introduced.

"You have no reason why I don't do things, but, 'sincerity'... I still puffed on the smoke from my pipe, "You know, I don't usually do things like picking up bones, this kind of thing, I usually have to ask my Senior Brother Han to do it together, if the 'sincerity' is not enough... Senior Brother Han is not going, and I don't have enough energy to spare... ”

"Don't worry, tsk," Lao Wang sighed, "When did I look for you, there was a problem with 'sincerity'?" Hurry up and book a ticket, go to C city before 12 noon tomorrow, get off the plane and make this call... ”

Hang up Lao Wang's phone and make an appointment with Senior Brother Han, there is no need to mention it, this Senior Brother Han is naturally the Fengtian Senior Brother mentioned in the previous article section (Thunder Fire Divine Needle), Senior Brother listened, and ordered his apprentice to pack his bags and not show it.

When I arrived in C city, my brother's flight was late, so I took out my pipe, sat on the steps outside the airport, and swallowed without a match, and the apprentice next to me was slightly empty, and he also took out a cigarette and sucked it. Seeing me turn around, he folded his hands: "Amitabha, the Taoist is friendly, please use the lighter." ”

"Uh, hello, hello," I was still a little confused, "the lighter?" It's easy to say, it's easy to say," he said, pulling out the lighter and stuffing it to the monk.

The monk sang a thank you, took out a tin box soft China, Shi Shiran lit it, and swallowed, "Amitabha... Belch... Buddha... The monk wanted to speak, but he couldn't help but burp, followed by a strong "cumin mutton smell", "I said, fellow Daoist, your sect also lets you smoke now?" ”

"Aha," I listened, and then looked up to the sky and snorted, "This teacher is friendly, the teacher smokes, the ancestor smokes, so we all smoke, but we can't talk about the canon, but you old man, it's better to eat some chewing gum, otherwise, how can you recite the Buddha when you speak, a mouthful of mutton?" ”

The monk was stunned for a moment, then wiped his head with a red face and left, and when I was snickering with my apprentice, I heard someone behind me: "Dada, what are you laughing at?" ”

When he looked back, it was Senior Brother Han who arrived with his apprentice Luo Fei, "Hello Senior Brother, your boss has finally arrived, we have waited so hard," and then turned his head to look at Weikong, "Kongkong, call quickly, contact the driver, and say that we have arrived." ”

"Okay Master," Weikong agreed, and then connected, and after a while, Weikong said with a sad face, "Master, the master of the fast only gave a license plate number, saying that let's find the car by ourselves." ”

Hearing this, I glanced at my brother, who saw the helplessness on my face, and shook his head secretly, and then a group of four people came to the parking lot and found the car, but it was a medium-sized van, and they could get into the van, but they saw that there were six monks chewing gum sitting in the front half of the car, and the leader was not who the monk who borrowed the fire, and they couldn't help but smile awkwardly at each other.

Although it is the late autumn season, but the famous Chinese one of the four major furnaces in the city C, at the moment is still like a blazing sun, sitting in the car, do not feel depressed, so they all open the window, hoping that there will be a cool breeze outside, that know not to say that it is a cool breeze, even the warm wind is not, seeing that the driver is still in the future, I can't help but smoke the pipe and continue to smoke, the senior brother and others saw, but also opened the window to smoke and did not watch, the six monks were chewing gum while closing their eyes and recuperating.

About half an hour or so, the driver carried a tea tank and swayed to the front of the car, when he opened the door to see, it was six monks chewing gum and four pipe-smoking veterans, couldn't help but retreat to the back of the car, carefully looked at the license plate number, confirmed that it was correct, shook his head, muttered on the cab, and started the car for a long time...

When I arrived at the hotel, I saw the lord of the fast, but it was my brother, Wu Laoda, Wu Laoer and Wu Laosan, all of whom were short and concise men, this Wu Laoda was an honest farmer, with tanned skin, a torn shirt with rolled edges, and a big straw hat on his head; Wu Lao Er is dressed as a wealthy businessman, wearing a brand-name shirt, and a female secretary behind him is wearing a parasol; Wu Laosan is dressed in a military uniform, and the resolute ground hole is engraved with the wear marks of time.

Seeing that we got out of the car, Wu Lao Er greeted him with a smile on his face, "Eh, all the masters have worked hard, hard work, come and come, have already prepared the room, the masters will go upstairs first and put the luggage, let's go to use some refreshments." ”

"You have mercy," said the four of us just about to move forward, but saw that Wu Lao Er didn't seem to see us, and rushed up to the six monks.

It's just that the female secretary came to us and said, "The four Taoist chiefs are good, I am Mr. Wu's secretary, and my surname is Zhang." We Mr. Wu has booked two twin standard rooms for you, you can go up from the backyard to mention the XX Group Mr. Wu, you can eat whatever you want at night, the hotel can order a donburi, how to decide, you ask the front desk yourself, tomorrow morning at 6 o'clock, there will be a company's car to pick you up to the scene, don't be late, if you are late, you will take a taxi yourself. As he spoke, he followed behind Wu Lao Er without looking back, and followed the monks to the elevator with a flattering face.

"Senior brother, I'm sorry," I was suffocated and my face was flushed, "I didn't count the work that Lao Wang's calf introduced was actually like this, eh... ”

"It's okay, Dada," Senior Brother Han said with a smile, "It's better to come out for a trip, we haven't seen each other for a long time, come on, let's drink beer and tea~"

Speaking, leading the way in front of the head, a group of four of us came to the backyard to live without a table, nothing to say all night, just said that the next day, a group of four of us came to the woodland scene. . . .

When the four of us arrived at the woodland, we saw the barren grass, the tombstone towering, how could there be half a figure, Rao is senior brother Han is good temper and can't bear it, "Dada, the owner of this family is too rude, call and ask, see what the situation is, if it doesn't work, we will arrange it ourselves and go out for a trip." ”

"Yes, yes," Weikong also interjected, "Master, who introduced the job, you can call and ask, how can anyone do such a thing, it is too bullying." ”

"Eh," just as I took out the phone and was about to call, there was a sudden whistle at the bottom of the mountain, and everyone only swept their eyes away, but it was a row of luxury cars parked at the bottom of the mountain.

The four of us glanced at each other, but before we could speak, we saw Secretary Zhang trotting all the way to us close, and opened his mouth and said: "Don't stand stupidly, come and help, the masters have a lot of things, help get it~"

"We are not monks," I was furious in my heart, but it was not easy to attack, "please respect yourself." ”

"Yo," Secretary Zhang sneered, "You rotten garlic also know how to lose your temper?" Hey, if it weren't for the fact that our father Wu believed in Taoism when he was alive and donated money to your unknown Taoist temples, what would you do with this kind of thing? Turtle, hum~" said and walked away without looking back.

"You~" I was about to get angry after hearing this, but said that the senior brother stretched out his hand and pulled the placket of my robe and said: "Dada, since the ancestors have served the Tao and have raised donations for the construction of temples many times, they are meritorious, so we should just go out to work for our ancestors." ”

"Hmph... Hearing my brother's words, I couldn't help but hold back the displeasure in my heart, and my face turned blue, and I just snorted my pipe.

After a while, under the guidance of Wu Lao Er, the borrowed fire monk (because it is inconvenient to mention the name, so this is replaced, all the officials forgive me) and others came to a tombstone at the top of the hillside, muttered a few words, and Wu Lao Er turned his head and called the bricklayer to excavate.

"Wait," I was the first to speak amid the doubts of the crowd, "why did you break ground?" ”

"Huh~" Wu Lao Er and the others surrendered to me with the eyes of a fool, "This is my grandfather's grave, and now it is the auspicious time that the master said, we have to start digging the soil, what does it have to do with you?" ”

"Excuse me, what do you want..." I was about to ask a question, but I said that Senior Brother Han was pulling my sleeve next to me again and again, and made color to me, so I brought the words to my mouth, swallowed hard, and looked at Senior Brother suspiciously, Senior Brother looked at Wu Lao Er, and swept the floor and said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my junior brother didn't sleep well yesterday, and he was a little dazed in the morning, you continue, you continue." ”

"Really, ****" Wu Lao Er and the others cursed a few times, and continued to call the bricklayer to work.

"Senior brother, what do you mean by this?" I was obviously scratching my head.

"Dada," Senior Brother pulled me to the side and said expressionlessly, "What did you just want to ask?" ”

"Isn't that obvious?" I was stunned for a moment, "This 'soul road' and 'spirit shed' have not been paved, nor have they been sacrificed to the 'base master', and they have directly broken the 'sealed soil' and started construction?" Isn't this looking for death?! ”

"Senior brother, I didn't say you," the senior brother said in a low voice, "How can I not understand what you say, but you have seen their attitude just now, and they have to believe it now that you say this?!" ”

"So what do you say?" I reluctantly lifted my left foot, stuck in the soot.

"Look, huh~" Senior brother pouted at the construction site and said, "Look, they went directly to break the sealed soil, which obviously didn't do this work, and went directly into the cave, hum, the immortal is light." ”

When I raised my eyes, the construction site, there was already an accident, for a while, the construction site was a mess, it turned out, when the ground was broken, suddenly a stream of black gas rushed out from the pit that had been cut in half, and directly pounced on the door of a bricklayer, the bricklayer didn't even scream and fell to the ground, the people around couldn't help but be shocked, and hurriedly came to ask the monk to borrow fire, after the monk saw it, he said: "This must be, there is an evil evil that has collided with the treasure land here, wait for the poor monk to calculate," said while pinching his fingers indiscriminately, while shaking his head, There was no lack of words in his mouth, and after a while, the monk pretended to be profound, "The poor monk has already calculated that there are some people from the north who have evil spirits on their bodies and have collided with the treasure here, so that the evil qi has entered the body and knocked down the worker. As he spoke, he sat down suddenly, pinching the rosary in both hands, and began to close his eyes and shake his head.

Everyone listened to what the borrowed fire monk said, and after a while, they all looked at the four of us angrily, "Big brother, this is the person you found~" Wu Lao Er complained to his brother Wu Lao, "Have you seen it, our father worshiped the wrong god back then, so he left so early, you now invite this vote evil god, and the workers are all dizzy, is it difficult to break through the feng shui of our ancestral tomb, are you willing?" ”

"This... This... This... "Rao is the eldest of Wu Lao, and he is an honest farmer after all, and under the series of shouts of his younger brother, he is at a loss.

Seeing Boss Wu's predicament, I couldn't help but stretch out my feet and step forward, but my senior brother secretly pulled me and whispered, "Senior brother, are you sure?" ”

"Huh?" I was stunned for a moment, and then I realized, "Don't worry, senior brother, it is estimated that the corpse has entered the body, or it is a matter of yin and evil spirits, a talisman~"

"Okay," the senior brother secretly shouted hello, and then said loudly to Wu Lao Er: "Mr. Wu, this friendly master has been casting spells for a long time, and this worker is not getting better, why don't you let my junior brother try it?" ”

"Huh?" Wu Lao Er hesitated for a moment, and then said, "Yes, but if your junior brother can't handle it well, please get out of here immediately, and you will have to compensate us for all the expenses!" ”

"Long-winded," without waiting for the senior brother to answer, I glanced at Wu Lao Er with disdain, turned around and nodded to Wu Lao Er, Wu Lao smiled at a loss, and I immediately ordered, "Please help me get a bowl of white vinegar and water." ”

"Okay," Boss Wu replied and turned around to prepare.

But said that I came to the bricklayer, half kneeling on the ground, the right hand pinched the "golden needle finger" to probe above its veins, only to feel that the fingertips were like a gossamer, a rich yin and evil atmosphere wrapped the bricklayer's heart, but it was always not long, as long as it was done properly, there was still salvation, so he said, "It's okay, there is salvation," and then instructed the apprentice to take out the pen and paper, and wrote on the spot "a yang also complements" a piece, when the water came, the curse into the water, pinched the bricklayer's mouth, and poured into the abdomen.

Then, he ordered the apprentice to pour the white vinegar on his hand, cleaned his hands, turned around and walked back, "You are useless," Secretary Zhang's voice sounded behind him, and I ignored it and continued to walk mine, "You liar, hurry up, don't... Before Secretary Zhang finished scolding, the bricklayer actually began to vomit heavily, and after a moment, a black ball protruded, and then there was a loud gasping sound.

"You go back, ask Mr. Wu for an extra sum of money, and go back to raise it for a few days," I didn't look back and said, "Don't talk much in the past three days, drink more hot water, stay in bed more, and you will be cured in three or five days." ”

"Thank you, thank you, thank you..." The bricklayer left with a thousand thanks, and then there was an unbelievable sigh from Wu Lao Er and others.

Of course, there was also an inexplicable voice sounding: "Amitabha, good and good, the Bodhisattva is not at home, it is the poor monk who recites the spiritual text and invites the Bodhisattva home, and this benefactor has nothing to do with this friend." Don't be deceived by the wicked. Sin, sin. ”

"What?" Secretary Zhang was the first to interject, "I said that's it, how could this be made by those few dirt buns?" ”

"You!" I was choked by this fire-borrowing monk for a while, and I didn't know what to say.

"Hehe," the senior brother said, "in that case, then ask this parishioner to continue to do it." ”

"Huh?" When the borrowed fire monk heard this, he immediately turned his eyes and said, "Hehe, the poor monk has just recited the spiritual text, and he is already tired, since you also have some means, then please do it~Amitabha~"

"You~" I want to be hairy, senior brother glared at me, and then said, "Senior brother, don't mess up your mind, this saving people is also a kind of merit, since the Wu family has merit first, let's make a move." ”

After a pause, the senior brother came to the grave and instructed the workers to dig a hole from the southwest corner of the tomb, which made everyone present puzzled, the senior brother explained, "This practice is called 'exploring the hole', if there is a corpse in the hole, it will be leaked from this mouth, and then go to seal the soil will naturally not hurt people, but if you directly remove the sealed soil, if there is a little corpse Qi back, if there is a corpse, it is a big deal, and do not move to seal the soil, even if there is a corpse, as long as ' Probe the hole into the coffin', the sealed soil can be suppressed and stiff, we will have time to deal with it, if we go directly to the sealed soil, it will be a big trouble. ”

When everyone was stunned, they said that the cave had been hit in several places, but the coffin could not be found, and everyone couldn't help but be puzzled in their hearts.

At this moment, the monk who borrowed the fire suddenly shouted: "Amitabha Buddha ~ Donor, great joy, great joy ~ Amitabha Buddha ~"

"Where does the joy come from?" Mr. Wu was very surprised,

"Why can't you find the coffin?" The borrowed fire monk had a flattering face, "This is the blessing of your ancestors, do you know?" This is due to the deep blessing of your ancestors, this coffin with bones has been turned into the ground, Amitabha, good, good, you only need to use a small coffin, fill some grave soil here and re-bury it, you will be blessed with infinite longevity ~ Amitabha Buddha~"

"Put P," I didn't think about it, and drank it directly, "If you do it according to this statement, you can not say that it is 'funeral car stacking', but you can also 'cut off children and grandchildren'." ”

"Thief Taoist," Mr. Wu roared, "why are you cursing me?!" How good the master just said, this is the blessing of our old Wu family! Where do you know?! ”

"Really?" Without waiting for me to speak, he said in the air behind him, "Mr. Wu, if you think about it carefully, how many billions of years are the dinosaur bones, and there are still fossils, your grandfather is from the Qing Dynasty, and the bones have melted?" ”

"He's this..." A slight empty sentence made Mr. Wu blush.

"Amitabha," the borrowed fire monk continued, "Don't listen to his nonsense, this is your blessing, how many times have the poor monks done it, this is the blessing of the heavens~"

"This..." Mr. Wu didn't have an opinion for a while,

The senior brother opened his mouth and said, "Hehehe, junior brother is cautious, be careful or come out of your mouth," and then turned to Wu Lao Er and said, "Do you know that there is also quicksand and flowing soil underground?" ”

"Quicksand? Drift soil? What do you mean... Wu Lao Er looked at Senior Brother Han as if he didn't understand.

"Well, this underground flow of soil is like an underground dark river, there is a flow between the soil layers, the coffin buried decades or even hundreds of years ago, after a long time, it will naturally flow to the downstream of the flowing soil, and after a few years to look for it in the same place, it is undoubtedly a carved boat to find a sword, and it is reasonable to find it, but it is not 'turned into the ground'." After a pause, the senior brother continued, "Although my junior brother's words are rough, but the reason is not rough, if in this case, let the remains of the ancestors under the highway and be crushed all day and night, it is undoubtedly like the suffering of infernal hell, and the wrong grave soil to start another ancestral grave, then the ancestral Qi is gone, not to mention cutting off the children and grandchildren, even if you always want to live a proper life, I am afraid it is not easy." ”

After hearing this, Mr. Wu couldn't help but have a layer of white sweat on his head, and his face turned pale with fright, and at this time, the monk who borrowed the fire was still talking uninterestingly, "Amitabha, fellow Daoist, you say that these are groundless, so can you find out the coffin?" Joke! I said Mr. Wu, a poor monk~"

"Carving insect skills!" The senior brother interrupted the words of the monk who borrowed fire, took out two round bead-like things from the package that the apprentice carried, and ordered someone to open a pit on the original hole, talk about two bead-like things, and light them in the pit, only to see that the pit was instantly filled with smoke, which lasted for a long time, "This is the 'soul-attracting incense' refined by the poor road according to the secret method, as long as it is lit in the pit, come, you see, "I saw that the cigarette was like a rolling river, facing one direction" The walls continued to rush in, and Senior Brother Han continued, stunned by everyone, "As long as you ignite this incense, you can find the coffin according to the direction of the cigarette flow." Then the senior brother pointed to the wasteland on the side of the original grave and ordered, "Dig!" Before long, I really dug up the coffin of Mr. Wu's grandfather.

When everyone saw it, they were all staring at each other and couldn't speak, and then Senior Brother Han commanded, "Come on, Luo Fei~ build a high spirit shed~ Weikong~ Come and pull the cloth, I want to open the coffin and pick up the bones~ Senior brother~ Prepare 'An Ling to borrow the road'~"

I also took out a number of sets that had been prepared from the bag of ritual utensils that I carried, paper clothes, paper pants, paper shoes, and paper combs, which were neatly placed around the irrelevant graves on both sides, and swept with rice wine, and then set up the altar, and set up the "Taiyi Relief Suffering" shrine, and set up the "City God Altar", and cleaned up everything neatly, it was the end of the senior brother's bone pick-up, so I held the "Soul Attracting Flag" in my right hand and the "Soul Bell" in my left hand While walking, he sang the scriptures and music according to the beat, and in front of the head, he "borrowed the road to open the way", and behind him was Wu Boss holding the "soul urn (local custom, similar to the existence of an urn)", and then behind him was Sun Nan and Dinu, all the way to the spiritual shed, which was not a table.

But he said that he had finished his bones, turned around and smoked a cigarette, and asked in the air, "Huh?" Master, what does this 'Tranquil Borrowing Road' do? ”

"Oh, when pulling out the forest, there is a world of undead spirits, and we have to pass through the mountains, so we have to borrow a way from other surrounding dead and local masters, so that we can avoid unnecessary trouble in the spirit delivery process."

"Oh~That's it~" Weikong continued, "The first time I've heard of it, it seems that this 'Anling Borrowing Road' must be a dojo that is rarely done?" ”

"In fact, it's really not uncommon, when you have to go in and out of some vicious places to shoot a 'horror movie', you also have to do 'Anling Borrowing Road' before starting the film, it's just that you have less experience, and you will know it slowly in the future." I was talking, but I heard Wu Lao Er on the side say, "Eh, all the Taoist chiefs, this time it's a knowledge, I'm really sorry for what I've done before, eh, I really don't know Mount Tai, this... ”

"Hey," the senior brother listened and said with a haha, "It's okay, there is always a first time in everything, there is no need to be so serious, just don't be prejudiced in the future." ”

"That's a certainty, that's a certainty," Wu Lao Er hurriedly echoed,

"Anyway, Mr. Wu," I interjected, "have you chosen a new woodland?" ”

"Well, ah, I was about to talk about this," Wu Lao Er said with a smile on his face, "This new woodland... ”

"Amitabha," At this moment, the monk who had not opened his mouth for a long time suddenly interjected, "That auspicious treasure land, the poor monk has already chosen, Mr. Wu does not need to hesitate, just use it." Wonderful. Wonderful. ”

"Oh, that's right," I turned my head to the side, and said no more.

But he said that Wu Lao Er, as if he hadn't heard the words of the borrowed fire monk, hurriedly continued, "Fellow Daoists, look, can you also help me go to this land?" ”

"Senior brother, what do you see?" I ignored Wu Lao Er, but turned my head to look at Senior Brother Han,

"If you come here, you can be safe," Senior Brother Han said, "Then let's go and have a look." ”

"Okay, ladies and gentlemen, please come with me," said Wu Lao Er, who led us around in his car to a clearing.

At first glance, this land is indeed backed by its back, facing the water, the dragon and tiger are distinct, and the situation is good, so he said in a small space: "Master, it seems that this land should be fine." ”

"Amitabha, good, good," the monk borrowed the fire took the opportunity to say, "The poor monk said that this land is a treasure land, right?" Don't say anything else, this land is the place where the seven stars gather, this treasure cave is a dragon's den, it's right, just say that there is no need to look at it again, you still don't believe it, sin, sin. ”

At this point, I glared at Weikong fiercely, and Weikong smacked his tongue, "You Dao Elders also think it's good?" Wu Lao Er asked.

"Senior brother, what do you think?" At some point, the senior brother had already taken out the compass and asked me while fiddling with it.

"Uh," after listening to my brother's question, I couldn't help but walk to my brother's side, raised my eyes to look at the compass, and after only two glances, I continued, "This place may have been a good piece of land, but unfortunately, the earth qi has been broken. ”

"Oh? Do you think so too? Senior Brother asked with a smile.

"Yes, not only is the earth shattered here, but if I see it, it should still be a place where yin gathers," I said with a sigh of relief.

"What?" Wu Laoer's eyes widened, and he was dumbfounded,

"That's right," Senior Brother pulled Wu Lao Er to the top of the slope and pointed down the mountain, "Although it's autumn, don't you think the vegetation here is withering too quickly?" ”

"But what does it matter?" Wu Lao Er's face was full of confusion.

"The poor monk said, these people are definitely liars, don't you believe it, when did this woodland have anything to do with weeds? This is clearly nonsense, bad karma, bad karma, you are going to go to the eighteen layers of hell, sin, sin. "The monk who borrowed fire spared no effort to smear Dao.

"To hell? I don't think so," I don't think so, "My temper is not as gentle as Senior Brother Han, and I can't bear it anymore, so I said, "Mr. Wu, you let someone go to that place to pull a handful of grass," said and pointed in one direction, although Wu Lao Er said that he was puzzled, but he still did it, and before long, Secretary Zhang appeared in front of us panting with a handful of weeds.

"Come and see," I took the weeds and explained to Wu Lao Er, "You see that the grass roots are already rotten, and the direction of this grass is the innate dry position of this hole, and it is the direction of the source of the Qi in this hole. ”

"Hahaha," without waiting for Wu Lao Er to speak, the borrowed fire monk smiled, "This fellow Daoist, what can you judge with a handful of grass?" Besides, you say this is the source of the shengqi? The poor monk thinks that Shengqi comes from that direction! As he spoke, the monk who borrowed fire pointed his finger to the congenital departure, only to see that the grass in that direction was lush and green, as if there was no problem.

"Hmph, the parishioners are invited," I sneered, "this way, Poor Dao will now prove it in another way, see what you have to say," he said, and continued to Wu Lao Er, "Mr. Wu, please go and get me a live rooster, and then get a shovel for backup." ”

Wu Lao Er nodded mechanically, made a phone call and commanded for a while, about a stick of incense, there was a car at the foot of the mountain, the driver carried a live rooster up the hill, and I beckoned everyone to come to the cave that the monk had lit before, took the rooster with his right hand, and the fingertips were loaded with strength, and the neck of the rooster was broken with a "Gaba" sound, and then with a shovel, a small pit was dug in the hole of the monk who borrowed the fire, and the rooster was buried, and then led everyone to leave temporarily.

During the period, the borrowed fire monk and Secretary Zhang are your words, and I repeatedly persuaded Mr. Wu not to listen to us, and there is no problem with saying it, not to mention that I and my senior brother and others have doubts about the borrowed fire monk and Secretary Zhang, it is Wu Lao Er, after all, he is also a veteran in the shopping mall, at this time, I also saw some clues, and said coldly, "Xiao Zhang, what is the relationship between you and this master?" ”

"No, no," Secretary Zhang hurriedly explained, and her panicked appearance had completely betrayed herself.

"I hope you're right, eh, Xiao Zhang," Wu Lao Er sighed and said, "I hope there is no problem with this land, if there is... Wu Laoer's voice became smaller and smaller, until his face turned ruthless, while the secretary and the monk who borrowed the fire were already like chaff.

"When the time comes," I interjected, "come on, dig out the rooster," and said to Wei Kongdao, Wei Kong heard the words, and cut out the rooster three times and five by two, only to see that the rooster that had just died not long ago, the corpse was actually a lot more shriveled, and the chicken feathers began to fall loosely, and there were three or four large centipedes with the thickness of fingers on the chicken carcass, which were sucking greedily.

"Huh?!" Rao is Wu Lao Er was confused, and the scene in front of him could be regarded as waking him up, "This is... This... ”

"I'm afraid, it's right to gather the yin land... Senior Brother Han Nunu said.

The Monk and Secretary Zhang fell to the ground all of a sudden, speechless for a while, "Amitabha... Donor, this ... ”

"Don't chant Buddha," Wu Lao Er roared, "you liar! None of what you said and did was right, not only defrauded me of my money, but also delayed Lao Tzu's time! You're ready to spend the rest of your life in prison! ”

"Don't, don't, don't," Secretary Zhang cried and begged, "Mr. Wu, don't, he's my brother-in-law... You can't do this, Mr. Wu, for the sake of the fact that I have done so many things for you, spare him, if he goes in, I won't live. As he spoke, he turned his head to look at us and shouted hysterically, "It's because of you, you!! You have ruined the good deeds of the old lady, the old lady fought with you~" As he spoke, Secretary Zhang rushed towards us with his teeth and claws, and Weikong didn't know when, he shoveled up the dead chicken with a shovel and sent it to Secretary Zhang's front door, Secretary Zhang screamed and sat on the ground again.

"You're eating inside and out!" Wu Lao Er roared angrily, "I said how do you highly recommend this monk, so it is, good, good, good," he said, took out his mobile phone and called the police, "You have something to say to the police!" ”

In the middle of the night, the police car took away the borrowed monk and Secretary Zhang, and the three brothers of the Wu family got together again, and it was Wu Lao Er who opened his mouth and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, this time it is really thanks to you, I solemnly apologize to you for what I did before, I hope you can understand." ”

"Hehe, it's okay, it's a trivial matter~" As he spoke, the four of us returned the salute one by one.

"It's just that I still have to work hard for a few Taoist leaders, and then I can help choose a well-being, hehe." As he spoke, Wu Lao Er scratched his head in embarrassment.

"It's not a problem," I took the lead in speaking, "Our Senior Brother Han, it's a must to choose a place to survey the cave, this kind of thing, let's come on, Eh, I'm a little tired, I want to go back to the hotel to sleep first." ”

As he spoke, he walked down the mountain without looking back.

"Huh?" Senior Brother Han looked dazed, "No, you kid is lazy?" Come back~"

"Senior brother, those who can work hard, I'll go back and rest~"

"Eh, that, it's too late today," Senior Brother Han said to the Wu family brothers, "Let's continue another day~"

Speaking, without waiting for a reply, he shouted at my back: "Dada, if you are like this, drink beer tea tonight, and you will be punished for not eating pig's trotters~"

"Don't mind~Dear brother~"

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