Preface:

In life, all kinds of arrears are frequent, and then there are many service projects on the Internet to collect debts, but the success rate is generally low. Including Xiaodao, a few years ago, I also tried this way to collect debts for the victim, but the effect is not very ideal, but last year's incident, but let me have a new understanding of "debt collection", although this method is not advisable, but also write out, and you Taoist friends to make a reference. Here's the story

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On a midsummer afternoon last year, I walked alone in the square at the entrance of the airport in J City, smoking a cigarette without a ride, enjoying a quiet time, looking at the ticket in my hand, thinking about the hometown I was about to return, and the family I was about to see after a long absence, I couldn't help but smirk, and my heart was also yearning, although "good men are ambitious in all directions", but no matter how iron-blooded a man is, he also has a tender and homesick side, hehe, say it far, continue today's story.

Suddenly, a phone rang, dragging me back to reality, frowning and pulling out the phone, "Huh? Looking at the number note on the mobile phone, it was actually the "Tao Lixian Senior Brother" who had not been seen for many years, and I couldn't help but be stunned for a while, "Hey? Brother Tao? I haven't seen you for many years, but it's always been good, right? ”

"Senior brother," a voice rang on the other end of the phone after a long absence, "I haven't seen you for many years, how are you?" ”

"I'm fine, it's all the same," I sat down on a random step, "which gust of incense blew your phone in?" ”

"Eh, don't you dare," Senior Brother Tao smiled bitterly, "It's still fragrant, Senior Brother, I'm bitter... Woo~"

"Huh?" Hearing Senior Brother Tao's sobbing, I couldn't help but feel nervous, "What's wrong with Senior Brother?" What's going on? Don't cry yet, tell me, what's going on? ”

"Woo ~ uh ~" said, Senior Brother Tao sobbed and talked about the before and after, "Three years ago, I borrowed more than 50 million from another friend surnamed Liu without telling my family to help a friend surnamed Li guarantee it, but as a result, Lao Li didn't pay it back, and now ~ woo woo ~" said that, he cried again, "Senior brother, a while ago, Lao Liu often called the debt collection company to come to the door to collect, so that my mother and my daughter-in-law didn't dare to go home, and now I am also unemployed, right now, woo woo ~ right now~ My daughter is sick, I want money for treatment, I can't get a penny, Pay off a lot of debts, brother, what should I do~"

"Eh," I sighed slowly, "Senior brother, I didn't say you, how dare you guarantee to borrow money, why are you so stupid?!" ”

"Senior brother," Senior Brother Tao cried even more fiercely, "Woo woo ~ Senior brother, I am a good friend in total, and the guarantee is guaranteed, and Lao Li has opened a company by himself, and his company buildings are built with his own funds, and a mere 50 million is a drop in the bucket for him, woo woo ~ who wants him to turn his face and not recognize people~ woo woo ~"

"Eh," I sighed, lighting another cigarette, "and what's the use of you?" I'm a Taoist priest, where can I get you 50 million? ”

"Senior brother," Senior Brother Tao wiped his nose forcibly, "Our master's disciples, the master will be able to contact you alone, can you think of a way, tell Lao Li to return the money to Lao Liu quickly, I really can't help it now~Ah!" ”

"Hello? Bro?! On the phone, Senior Brother Tao suddenly exclaimed in the middle of his words, but it startled me.

"Hello," the phone suddenly turned into the deep voice of an old middle-aged man, "Is Daochang Yang?" ”

"Who are you?" I was alarmed.

"Oh, hehe," the man across from me laughed, "me?" Hehehe, I'm what your junior brother said about Mr. Liu, now I'm in Xiao Tao's house, today is the deadline I gave Xiao Tao, and if Xiao Tao doesn't pay back tomorrow, I can only auction his property, hehe. ”

"Don't~ Mr. Liu, don't~ Smack! Woo~" There was a pleading and a heavy slap from Senior Brother Tao on the side.

By now, I have understood the outline of the matter, although I have ten thousand disgusts with Senior Brother Tao's approach in my heart, but when I think about it, after all, I am a fellow brother, and a trace of unbearability rises in my heart, "Mr. Liu, can I understand that this is a threat?" ”

"Huh?" Mr. Liu was obviously stunned, and then laughed, "Threat? Hahaha~ Yes, you can understand it this way~ How about it, Yang Daochang, this voice is very beautiful~" Saying that, there was a slapping sound of "pop pap~" and the miserable howl of Senior Brother Tao.

"You..." I was speechless for a moment.

"Hahaha~" Mr. Liu smiled disgustingly, "Daochang Yang, have you thought about it?" What are you going to do about this? ”

"I'm not 100% sure about this kind of thing, but there is a way, maybe you can try... I muttered.

"Oh? Being a senior brother is different, haha~" Mr. Liu's laughter is still so disgusting.

"I can try it, but..." I was a little confused.

"But what?" Mr. Liu asked with a wicked smile.

"But there is a lack of morality, I don't like it, and I don't want to bear this burden." I said helplessly.

"No problem, what you need to memorize, I'll carry it," Mr. Liu's voice was still disgusting, "As long as you can help me." ”

"Hehe, I said, there is no 100% certainty, are you sure you want to try?" I smiled contemptuously.

"It's not sure it doesn't matter to me, right, do you want to listen to another 'pleasant sound'? Hahaha~" Mr. Liu said that he was going to start something.

"Wait!" I then said, "Promise me three requests." ”

"You're still asking me?" Mr. Liu said in disbelief, "Hahaha, let's talk about it, what are the requirements?" ”

"First, give me the latest flight ticket from J City, I'm at the airport now, transfer immediately, and arrange my accommodation."

"No problem, Xiao Wang, you can arrange Daoist Yang's itinerary now~" Then Mr. Liu shouted behind him, "What else?" Then he asked me.

"Second, from now on, don't touch a single hair of my junior brother, and ensure the safety of his family."

"Yes, no problem, but I want to leave his family to drink tea with me, not too much~" Mr. Liu said gloomily.

"Third, I want one-tenth of your full repayment amount to be paid to my junior brother's account."

"Hahaha," Mr. Liu laughed wildly, "Don't talk big about it yet, the money is here, and you won't be missing a penny~"

"Okay, then I'll transfer." With that, I hung up the phone.

Looking up at the sky, I couldn't help but feel a little worried in my heart, "Eh~" I sighed in my heart, "I think I'm going home later." ”

I didn't say anything on the road, and at night, I sat alone in the car sent by Mr. Liu to pick up the airport, driving on the straight highway in SZ City, "Send me directly to the hotel, I'm tired and want to rest." "That's all I said in the face of chattering drivers.

"Wait a minute, we always want to see you." The driver said unceremoniously.

"Call you now, Mr. Liu, and I'll tell you." I replied with undisguised disgust.

"In SZ, you still have your tail between your legs, which annoys our Mr. Liu, so that you can't eat and walk around!" The driver snorted coldly.

"I don't like what you're saying now," I said, still tepidly, "Now, call, or you'll regret it." ”

"Haha, okay, I'll wait to see who regrets it, you gods, cheat to eat and drink, Mr. Liu can still believe it, tsk." The driver sneered and increased his horsepower.

When the film was not consumed, the car stopped in front of the office building of a factory, "Go up, Mr. Liu is waiting for you on the second floor." ”

"Okay." With that, I got out of the car and prepared to go upstairs.

Behind him, the driver's mocking laughter sounded, "I just returned five people and six people, don't you also shut up now?" Silly B! ”

Ignoring the driver's laughter, I came to the second floor and saw Mr. Liu sitting in the center, and Senior Brother Tao kneeling next to him with a blue nose and swollen face, this Liu is always a middle-aged fat man, with a bald head, a face full of horizontal meat, and a foul-smelling yellow tooth. Listen to my driver, you have a big brand~" Immediately, Mr. Liu said with a strange yin and yang aura.

"I don't want to say anything to you right now, and I don't have anything to talk about." I found a chair and sat directly opposite Mr. Liu.

"Huh? It's a big brand~Hahaha~" said and stretched out his greasy hand and made a handshake motion.

"You're welcome," I said, casually knocking off Mr. Liu's hand, "I'm tired, ask your driver to take me to the hotel." ”

"Huh?!" A scorching flame shot out of Mr. Liu's eyes, "Boy, this is SZ, don't be too arrogant!" ”

"Whatever you want," I snorted coldly, "we are not friends ourselves, starting today, Senior Brother Tao will come with me, give me a car tomorrow night, send me to Mr. Li's company, arrange an identity for me, and I will stay alone in the lobby of Mr. Li's company for ten minutes tomorrow night." With that, I stood up, pulled up my sore junior brother, and walked towards the door without looking back.

"What you do is best effective!" Mr. Liu's roar sounded behind him.

"Whatever you want." As he spoke, he pulled Senior Brother Tao to the car and walked away in the driver's mockery.

"Senior brother? I'm sorry for the trouble. In the car, Senior Brother Tao said tremblingly.

"It's okay, in the future, don't do stupid things." I replied.

"Senior brother, don't anger Mr. Liu, he is a tyrant on this side!"

"You know that you still vouch for this kind of person?"

"I... I... ”

"Forget it, if you come here, you can be safe."

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At night on the second day, I changed into a common costume and came to the car downstairs of the hotel alone, "Let's go!" "I can't doubt it.

"How?" Mr. Liu, who was sitting in the back row, played with the taste, "What about Xiao Tao?" Why are you alone? ”

"He's just a layman, and I don't want to take him with me." I let out a sigh of relief.

"You didn't let him go, did you?" Mr. Liu suddenly raised the decibels.

"I'm in your car, what's wrong with him leaving?" I turned my head and looked at Mr. Liu with disdain.

"Hehe," Mr. Liu held back his anger and gritted his teeth, "Yang Daochang Gaoyi, hehe, don't you need to prepare anything?" ”

"You're all set, let's go!" I turned around, paused and said, "In a moment, I'm going to enter the lobby of Mr. Li's head office by myself and give me ten minutes." ”

"No, Mr. Liu," said the driver, who had not spoken, "he didn't want to run, did he?!" I'll follow him in, okay? The driver flattered and turned to Mr. Liu.

"You're right, Xiao Sun, you showed him to me!" Mr. Liu did not shy away from sneering.

"Okay, look at it~" As he spoke, the driver Xiao Sun drove away quickly.

After a while, he came to a towering office building, "This is it, you go down," said, Mr. Liu pointed to me at the driver Xiao Sun, "His identity is plumber Xiao Yang, Mr. Li has a place for water seepage here, look for him." ”

"Okay, Mr. Liu, look at it!" Xiao Sun sang a promise, and then ordered me, "Let's go, Xiao Yang~"

"Hmph~" I sneered and entered Mr. Li's office building with my head held high.

When I came to the lobby on the first floor, I first looked around left and right, and couldn't help but sigh in my heart that this rich person is different, and the lobby on this floor is magnificent, but after thinking about it, the money is there, and the heart is gone, what's the point? Then he shook his head self-deprecatingly, looked around, and quickly pinched the Star Palace in his hand, calculating the location of the "Five Ghost Positions" of the building.

"What about ink! ! The driver behind me, Xiao Sun, pushed me impatiently.

"If you don't want to die, just shut up." I was furious in my heart, and I turned my head to look at Xiao Sun fiercely.

"! I want to die, do you have a way? Silly B! Xiao Sun was still scolding.

Ignoring Xiao Sun's abuse, I walked to a pool, bowed my head and said nothing, after several calculations, it was confirmed that this is the "five ghost positions", but this is SZ, not to mention the CEO of a large group, even an ordinary citizen will also find someone Xiangyang house feng shui, how can there be such a big omission here? What do you need to do to build a pool in the "Five Ghost Positions"? Well? Could it be the "five ghosts giving money" for fun?

I thought in my heart, and moved to the "Wenchang Position" of the entire bureau, and sure enough, there was a black altar standing here, and the yin qi attacked people.

Thinking of this, the corners of my mouth tilted slightly, and I sneered to myself, "It's you, hehe~"

"Who's that? Who to scare? ! Xiao Sun behind me could be said to be an inch away from me, and he screamed angrily.

Ignoring Xiao Sun's reaction, I took out a "Broken Land Household Talisman" from my bag with my right hand, and pinched up an "Emperor Bell" with my left hand "Soul Attracting Formula", and read in my mouth: "I serve the Northern Emperor and break open the Nine Pyloric Gates... The souls of the dead are coming, coming, coming... Haste as a law! He immediately lit the yellow talisman in his right hand and stuffed it into the incense burner of the altar, and in an instant, he felt that the aura around him dropped sharply.

"Huh? Why is it so cold? Ah~sneeze! , what did you do? The driver, Xiao Sun, scolded from time to time.

Ignoring his scolding, I walked to the pool, took out a sparse text, and blessed while burning, "Before the ghost gate is closed, all the unjust souls in the city are killed in vain... Disease! Then put the ashes into the "five ghost pool", and then walked quickly to the gate, and at this time, the lights in the lobby suddenly became flickering and dimming, in the lobby, the wind gusted, the sound of miserable howls, where there is still half a point of wealth and nobility, only make people feel that they are in the "infernal ghost city", shivering all around, and the limbs are sore.

The driver, surnamed Sun, understood what was going on no matter how stupid he was, and finally closed his scolding mouth and followed behind me in a gray manner, not daring to say a word. When I retreated to the door, I turned to Driver Sun and said, "Are you still scolding?" ”

"Don't dare, Dao Ye spares his life." Driver Sun was like a defeated rooster, hanging his hands and standing beside him respectfully, "You go start the car, let's go back first." Immediately, I said calmly, but Driver Sun was like an obedient kitten, and drove away.

I looked back and sighed, raised my right hand, lit a "closed household charm" and threw it at the main entrance of the lobby, and then walked away.

In the car, Mr. Liu listened to everything tonight and asked suspiciously, "What are we going to do next?" ”

"Wait a minute." I closed my eyes and pretended to sleep.

"Still have to wait for ???" Mr. Liu roared angrily, "How long will you wait?" ”

"Three days at the least, seven days at the most."

"What are you waiting for?" Mr. Liu gritted his back molars and creaked.

"Wait for Mr. Li's call." I'll be succinct.

"And what about these days?" Mr. Liu said angrily.

"You send someone to take my junior brother and daughter to the hospital first." I said tepidly.

"You !! dream" Mr. Liu said angrily, "The money hasn't come back yet, you are asking too much!! ”

"Whatever you want," I turned to look at Driver Sun, "send me back to the hotel, and you can drive to take my niece to see a doctor early tomorrow morning, and I'll pay for it." ”

"Don't don't, Daoye, I was wrong," Driver Sun cried, "Your niece's affairs are contracted to me, as long as you don't get angry with me." ”

"Well, well," I smiled, "young man, don't be so angry, there are still many things you don't know in this world, don't inadvertently offend others." ”

"Mmmm, teachable, don't dare anymore." The driver, Xiao Sun Zhengse, said.

In the early morning of the third day, the door rang, and when I opened the door, it was Mr. Liu in a suit and leather shoes.

"Daochang Yang, I just received a call from Mr. Li, and he said that he wanted you to call him back." Mr. Liu said respectfully.

"Oh, come in," I casually made a gesture of please, and let Mr. Liu into the room,

After the guest and host sat down, Mr. Liu couldn't wait to take out the phone and dial out, and after a while, a calm voice sounded on the other side, "Mr. Liu, have you arrived?" ”

"Yes, Mr. Li, I'm here now, and Daochang Yang is next to me." Mr. Liu changed his smile and said with a smile that was more ugly than crying.

"Call him." Mr. Li said in a commanding tone.

"Dao Chief, you take the phone." As he spoke, Mr. Liu handed over the phone with both hands.

"Mr. Li is good," I said respectfully, "what do you have to say?" ”

"Yang Dao is good," Mr. Li said with strength, "What have you done to my company?" ”

"It's nothing, Mr. Li cheated my junior brother, I just asked some 'friends' to spend a good night with Mr. Li," I sneered, "How does Mr. Li feel?" ”

"What the hell are you going to do?!" Mr. Li suddenly shouted.

"Be quiet, I'm not deaf, I just want to have a cup of tea with you." I lit a cigarette.

"When?" Mr. Li said angrily.

"An hour later, the tea room on the second floor of my hotel." With that, I hung up the phone.

"Mr. Liu, in an hour, will you meet with me and Senior Brother Tao for a while, okay?" I turned my head to look at Mr. Liu.

"No problem, you've helped me a lot." Mr. Liu looked flattering.

"Eh, if it weren't for the suffering of my junior brother, I wouldn't have done such a thing that hurt the peace of the world." As I spoke, I shook my head helplessly and said nothing more.

An hour later, in the tea room on the second floor of the hotel,

"Yang Daochang is good," a middle-aged man with a handsome face and gold-rimmed glasses sat tiredly opposite me, followed by two tall bodyguards, "I am so bitter that you toss." ”

"I'm sorry, Mr. Li," I said apologetically, "I'm also helpless, I hope you understand." ”

"Understand?!" Mr. Li's face changed, and he roared angrily, "My group building has been crying and howling at night for the past three days, and half of the company's employees have collectively resigned. After a pause, he continued, "What do you say, this is SZ, I have 10,000 ways to keep you out of this city!" ”

"Hehe," I said with a contemptuous face, "if you say so, I can tell you that I will have ten thousand and one ways to get out of SZ, and I have traveled all over China for so many years, and I am not scared." ”

"Of course, this time is just a lesson, you can find other masters to solve it," then I picked up the teacup and played with the taste, "However, we also have other methods, not to mention, I am not Senior Brother Tao, my senior brothers are too capable of being stronger than mine, I really want to see if you can leave us all in SZ in these ten thousand ways, hehehe." ”

"What do you want?" Mr. Li sat on the sofa like a deflated ball.

"It's not good, pay back the 50 million you owe to Mr. Liu, otherwise, I don't guarantee what I will do next time." I closed my eyes and said.

"Accountant Chen," Mr. Li thought for a while, and made a phone call, "Take 50 million and call Mr. Liu's account before noon." ”

Then he smiled wryly and said to me, "Is it okay?" ”

"Alright, let's go clean up the aftermath tonight." I replied.

Then he turned his head to look at Mr. Liu and said, "My junior brother's fee, please cash it, otherwise... ”

"Don't worry, don't worry," Mr. Liu nodded busily and said, "I don't need so many good 'friends'... ”

"Okay, you can go, take my junior brother out by the way, apologize to his family, and don't bully people anymore in the future, you know?" I said to Mr. Liu.

"No problem, no problem, Mr. Tao, come and come, it's all my brother's, come and come, I'll compensate you." As he spoke, Mr. Liu pulled Senior Brother Tao and disappeared at the door.

"Daoist Yang, is there anything else?" Mr. Li took a sip of tea.

"I have three things I want to tell you, I wonder if you can give me a chance?" I said with shame on my face.

"Can I say 'no'?" Mr. Li smiled bitterly, "Please speak." ”

"First of all, I want to sincerely apologize to you, what happened in the past few days is what I did wrong, but, after all, Lixian is my junior brother, I don't want my junior brother's family to be ruined, but you are high, not what we want to see, so I made this decision, I hope to get your forgiveness." With that, I got up and bowed deeply.

"Eh," Mr. Li was cold for a while, and sighed, "Forget it, forget about this matter, it's just that you are ruthless, after all, it is my fault, I admit it, just forgive you." ”

"Thank you, Mr. Li," I said more and more apologetically, "Mr. Li, although I have never done business, I know that business is based on integrity, and I hope you can not pin your hopes on the 'Five Ghost Fortune Technique'." ”

"Dao Chief," Mr. Li's brows instantly formed a pimple, "It's not that I want to use the 'Five Ghosts', but what should I do without the 'Five Ghosts'?" Don't you know, the current market economy is very difficult to do, who doesn't want to take the bright road? ”

"Then remove the 'Yin Altar,'" I replied, "If you can trust me, I think I may be able to help you, but I just hope you don't do anything like Brother Li Xian in the future." ”

"That's the best," Mr. Li said, covering his face with his hands, "This thing won't happen in the future, never again, eh, it's just that I don't know what to do next~"

"If you agree, let's first aspire to confess to the Emperor of the Three Officials, repent of all kinds of past sins, and return a peace to the heart first, I don't know if you think it's okay?"

"No problem," Mr. Li wiped his face and said, "It's just that the Emperor of the Three Officials can really forgive me?" ”

"As long as you are sincere," I continued after a pause, "even what I did this time is also wrong, and I also need to bow to the confession." ”

"Well, well, what about the third thing?" Mr. Li asked.

"I'm going to deal with the aftermath tonight, I hope you can fund a few days of 'Huang Zheng Zhai', one is beyond the undead of the ten directions, and the other is to pull out the nine Xuan and seven ancestors, which is also a matter of immeasurable merit!"

"No problem, you're right, I've done too many wrong things over the years, and it's time to accumulate more merits." Mr. Li said with relief.

At night, Mr. Li's head office,

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Qinghua Yanjiao Hong opened the door to save suffering, and Xishu passed on the scriptures of Guangyan to save people. Here's it

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