Chapter 675: I'm Like This, Are You Interested?!
The queen didn't throw up, but she cried! Really cried!
Strange, why is this special also called peculiar?
If Ou Yangming's current appearance is called peculiar, it is simply an insult to the word peculiar!
At this moment, Ou Yangming's appearance in front of the queen is that she has a big face and a full beard. Whether at first glance or on closer inspection, Ou Yangming is a standard macho man, theoretically speaking, the face in front of him can't make life make a connection with women in any way.
But what is disgusting is that he wears a saffron on his head, two plateau red flowers on his cheeks, and digs his nostrils to talk to you in a rough voice.
So the unprepared queen was directly scared and cried!
In the daughter country for so many years, she has seen no matter how ugly the woman is.
But it's the first time I've been ugly like this!!
Coupled with the obscene aura emanating from Ou Yangming's body, ordinary people would vomit blood and die when they saw it!
"Wow——————"
Looking at Her Majesty the Queen, who was scared to cry by himself, Ou Yangming was also a little confused.
Although he thought that the queen would be scared to cry by him, he just thought about it.
never expected that the appearance of "like a flower" could actually scare the king of a country in the world of Journey to the West.
"Someone! Take them down! Take it down! Elder Tang, please leave the customs clearance papers, and when the queen calms down, she will naturally change it. ”
The Taishi looked at the queen with a pale face, hurriedly spoke up, and gave orders.
Ou Yangming shrugged his nose, he himself was a little embarrassed.
Scared to cry a little girl is not a glorious thing to say.
And there are so many immortals around him, if any of them is not strict and spreads this matter, his reputation will be ruined.
That's not right!
Ouyang Ouming had just taken out the customs clearance document and handed it to the Taishi, and he thought of it.
Now he is playing the role of a golden cicada, but he is not Ou Yangming!
Thinking of this, he suddenly felt much better.
The four masters and apprentices came to the main hall full of feasts, and began to eat in front of the dazzling array of meals.
"Master, your appearance has changed, it's a must! Look how scared that queen out of your mind, and you cried! Ha! Ha! Ha! ”
Sun Wukong said with a smile while eating fast.
Ou Yangming rolled his eyes, do you think I'm willing to do this?!
Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng are two people, just eat with their heads bored, and they don't care if the queen cries or not.
After a long time, the Taishi took the customs clearance document and walked into the main hall.
"Elder Tang, this is your customs clearance document, and now you can continue to travel west at any time."
After the Taishi handed the customs clearance document to Ou Yangming, he left.
Ou Yangming smiled helplessly, he looked like a flower now, I was afraid that whoever it was, he was not in the mood to eat with him.
"Master, what are you still in a daze! Eat! The fasting meal of this daughter's country is so delicious, so delicious that I don't want to leave the old pig. ”
Zhu Bajie shouted while stuffing food into his mouth.
"Bajie, for the teacher, I think it's not that the food here is delicious, it's that there are many women here, so you have a great appetite, right?!"
Ou Yangming looked at Zhu Bajie's dodging eyes and teased with a smile.
"Master, the king of the daughter country is dignified and beautiful, and her appearance is as beautiful as a flower, you are really not tempted?"
"Go, go!! Dead monkey, I haven't trained you for a few days, and you're naughty again! ”
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The four of them stayed in the palace for one night, and the next day they set off on their way.
It was the Taishi who came to see them off, and the queen did not come.
It is said that yesterday the queen was frightened by herself, and when she heard the word man, she trembled with fear.
In this regard, Ou Yangming was silent.
It's better to shiver than to wait in pain, right?
The four of them walked all morning, chatting as they walked.
"Brother Monkey! Along the way, we are full of demons and monsters, all of whom are extremely ugly. is also a daughter country, which is quite smooth. Not only did I have a full stomach, but I also admired so many beautiful women! I really didn't expect that I could be so popular with old pigs! ”
Sun Wukong looked at Zhu Bajie, who was intoxicated, and went up and slapped him the back of the head.
Syllable!!
"What are you doing?! You plagued monkey, don't you look at the old pig I am more popular than you, you are jealous of me!! ”
The monkey was stunned by Zhu Bajie's words.
"Die, you! Nerd, if it weren't for the fact that there were no men in the daughter country, how popular do you think you would be? Still popular? I think it's! ”
"Phew! Bah! Bah! Eating is talking about roaring dogs, what is the matter with me? You have the ability to say this, go and say it to Erlang God, and see if people don't beat you until you vomit blood! ”
Sha Seng looked at the two senior brothers who were talking happily and also interjected.
"The queen is still a little girl, and the master is so frightened that she makes people cry, which is a little inauthentic."
Poof!!
Ou Yangming felt that his heart was ruthlessly stabbed by his three apprentices.
"Alright, alright! If you are talking about this, I will punish you for reciting scriptures for your teachers! ”
As soon as these words came out, the three of them immediately stopped.
The four masters and apprentices didn't say anything all the way until it was dark, and then they stopped.
"Master, my grandson is going to Huazhai, Bajie and Senior Brother Sha, find some firewood to keep warm at night."
"Don't worry, Brother Monkey, go! Lao Sha, let's look for firewood. ”
The three apprentices just threw Ou Yangming alone in the field.
It's a shame that Ou Yangming is not the original Tang Xuanzang, otherwise a random wild wolf will be able to gnaw him.
Da Da Da !!!
Not long after the apprentices left, there was a sound of horses' hooves in the dark night.
At this time, who can rush to the night road?
Ou Yangming turned to look at him and was momentarily stunned.
Because in the dark night, it was the queen of the daughter country who was speeding towards him!
it!
I didn't sleep in the middle of the night, and you ran over to chase a monk, is this like a word?!
Then Ou Yangming frowned, impossible, the queen of the daughter country has no reason, riding a horse to chase him!
Using supernatural powers to concentrate mana in his eyes, he saw through the identity of the person who came in an instant.
Mader!
After thousands of calculations, I missed the scorpion spirit entrenched in the daughter country!
It is said that this scorpion spirit listened to the Buddha's lectures in Leiyin Temple before, and then Rulai pushed her casually, she turned the horse poison pile and pierced the Buddha, Rulai was in pain, anxious King Kong to take her, she ran to the Pipa Cave near the Xiliang Women's Country.
Thinking about the poisonous hook that he couldn't bear, Ou Yangming's scalp tingled for a while.
But then again, the scorpion essence is indeed as beautiful as a flower, and the queen of the daughter country, compared to her, is not an opponent at all!
But when Ou Yangming saw her human head and scorpion body, he had no appetite at all.
No matter how beautiful it looks, it's a combination of humans and beasts, who can be interested?!
Moreover, the poor monks have become like flowers, and you are still interested in me?
Scorpion essence, don't you like heavy mouths!!