Chapter 676: Go back to your wife and get married!
"Elder Tang!"
This voice, in other words, is an ordinary person, I am afraid that the bones are crispy.
It's a pity that the scorpion spirit's voice and swallow language, combined with Ouyang Ming's half-human and half-scorpion in her eyes, really made him feel creepy.
In the middle of the night, a giant scorpion with a human head, riding on a horse, called your name and asked if you were afraid?
"Stop! Stop! Stop it! If you don't stop, I'll run! β
Ou Yangming's whole person was like a fried cat, and he instantly jumped up from the ground and shouted.
"Huhββββ, Elder Tang, what's wrong with you? I felt that I had lost too much in the palace before, so I chased after me and apologized to you. β
Look at people's words, you can't fault them at all.
Of course, this was when Ou Yangming didn't see the body of a half-human, half-beast.
"Amitabha! Don't pretend to be a poor monk, have you ever seen the king of a country, riding a horse in the middle of the night to chase a monk? Besides, as long as a person sees the appearance of the poor monk before, he will never want to see it again for the rest of his life. There are no fools like you, please study hard in the future. Otherwise, you will lose all the faces of the fairies! β
This time, it was the turn of the scorpion spirit to be confused.
I carefully prepared the "lines", and it was so easy for people to see through it, is there any reason?
"Elder Tang, what are you talking about? Why, why can't I understand? β
Ou Yangming looked at the scorpion essence who pretended to be shy, and he was about to vomit.
He really hated himself, why should he open his eyes. If he hadn't been ruthless, he would have poked himself in the eye immediately.
"You've got it! The poor monk has a question, I don't know whether to talk about it or not? Of course, if you don't want to hear it, the poor monk will ask. β
The scorpion spirit was stunned, why do you have to ask, why do you ask me for?
"Why do you every goblin treat the poor monk like a fool? Let's just talk about the last time, the poor monk met a little monster who could breathe samadhi real fire. He hung himself from an ancient tree seven or eight meters high and said that his family had been killed by robbers. Then he was hungry for three days and three nights, and begged me to save him.
At that time, the poor monk was angry, you can have the idea of eating me. But you can't fool the poor monk for a fool, whose child can be hungry for three days and three nights? Please, can you respect the poor monk in the future. Find a reason in the future and find a seamless one.
Otherwise I'll think you're insulting me! Could it be that monks are stupid in the eyes of you goblins? β
Ou Yangming finished speaking in one breath, and his throat was dry.
It's not that he's funny, but that's what he really thinks.
The scorpion essence swore that if it weren't for Ou Yangming's handsome appearance, she would definitely show her original form and sting to death with an inverted horse poison pile in front of her, the stinky monk in front of Rory!
"How did you see my prototype?"
Syllable!!
Ou Yangming slapped his forehead, what the emotional poor monk said before, what did he say in vain?
"Don't talk about this yet, the poor monk wants to ask you, do you usually have a strong taste? Otherwise, why did you see Ruhua and ride a horse in the middle of the night to chase me?! β
The scorpion smiled and said slowly.
"Your little trick is to deceive other little girls. But I saw you as you are. Tang Xuanzang, now you have two choices, the first is to go back to Pipa Cave with me and live with me. The second is to die under my inverted horse poison pile, so that you can rest here!! β
"Yo Yo Yo!! Look at what you can endure, the poor monk really doesn't believe it! I choose the third way, what can you do to me? β
Ou Yangming snorted at the scorpion, and his face was not believing in evil.
In fact, he was also a little embarrassed in his heart, and along the way, he did underestimate these goblins.
Although the scorpion spirit is a goblin, people are also in the Da Lei Yin Temple, listening to the Buddha's teachings.
If you don't even have this ability, the first person to be ashamed is not her, but the Buddha and his old man.
"The third way?" The scorpion spirit was puzzled for a moment, and then asked, "What is the third way?" β
"Of course, I want to strip you naked and throw you back to Lingshan!" Ou Yangming said with a very ignorant face.
When the words fell, the scorpion spirit's face changed.
She didn't change her face because Ou Yangming said he was going to strip her naked.
What really allowed her to change her face was the word Lingshan.
Lingshan is where her heels are.
"Tang Xuanzang, you know a lot! In that case, I can't let you go today. Stay obediently, and live with my wife! β
After speaking, the scorpion essence completely tore the skin of his face and directly revealed his true body.
I saw a goblin with a scorpion head and body suddenly appear in the dark night sky.
The horses under her seat were instantly torn apart by her sharp scorpion legs.
Ou Yangming grinned, his teeth hurting a little.
This scorpion spirit has to be said to be a strange thing on the way to the west.
Everyone wants to eat Tang monk meat, she just wants to marry Tang Xuanzang and live in both places.
It is estimated that this scorpion spirit has been listening to the Dharma in the Great Leiyin Temple all the year round and has a crush on the golden cicada.
Then the golden cicada confronted the Buddha, and was finally punished to enter the world to practice, she felt that there was an opportunity, and ran to the mortal world to find someone to marry.
Of course, this was just Ou Yangming's conjecture.
However, his conjecture is not unreasonable.
"Master!"
"! What a big scorpion! β
Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng came back with a bundle of dry firewood.
As soon as they returned, the two of them saw the scorpion spirit in its original form.
Zhu Bajie is usually the most lustful, usually if he sees a beautiful woman, he must be crying and shouting to pounce.
But today, he was so cold that he couldn't bring up any interest.
Without him, who can have an appetite for a human head and a scorpion body?
Thinking about sleeping with a scorpion in his arms in the middle of the night, he shivered.
The scorpion spirit's eyes flashed with fierce light, and he opened his mouth and instantly spewed out a large amount of yellow smoke.
Burst!!
"Ahem!! What the hell is this, it's so choking. β
"Wu Neng, Wu Jing, you two hold your breath and concentrate. This is her scorpion venom, with the cultivation of the two of you, although it is inhaled into the body, it will be fine for a while. But after a long time, you will go berserk. β
Ou Yangming's voice sounded around the two of them.
When Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng heard this, they hurriedly held their breath and concentrated, although the master was usually unreliable to go to his grandmother's house. But what he said at a critical moment is absolutely true.
"Hahahaha!! Tang Xuanzang, do you think you can be fine with bated breath? You are so naΓ―ve! Back then, my inverted horse poison pile, in the Da Lei Yin Temple, the sting was unbearable. Do you think that the three of you masters and apprentices can be beaten by the old lady's inverted horse poison pile? ! β
The scorpion spirit's voice fell, and a loud shout sounded behind him.
"Phew! Demon, then do you think you can take a few sticks from my grandson?! β