I walked slowly to the kitchen, lit a cigarette for myself, looked at the thing that I had stuck to the door of my head with a yellow talisman, and said, "You still report the news!" ”

The thing lay on the ground and couldn't move, just listening to me, not saying anything to itself.

"You're a rat spirit too?" I asked, taking a puff of smoke.

The lying thing still didn't speak, which me off. Thinking about harming people every day, what kind of thing is this, and you don't even answer my words.

I stepped forward and kicked the thing. Still unresponsive, I crouched down and looked at the thing. I thought, this can be regarded as a face for this guy, why is he so ignorant!

I removed the yellow talisman, and it still didn't move. I frowned, and I noticed a needle in the neck.

I pulled the needle out of his neck, and the thing instantly dissipated into pieces.

I knew that the thing that had just disappeared in front of me was indeed a ghost. But looking at the needle in my hand, I fell into deep thought.

This is not an ordinary needle, but a "soul-breaking needle" used by us Mr. Yin and Yang to catch ghosts.

I heard the master say that this kind of needle is very ruthless, as long as the needle goes down to the ghost, the ghost will no longer move. Only by pulling out this needle will the ghost completely die, that is, the soul will be scattered.

I'm going to get this ghost out of the way. However, in the end, I can't be blamed for this. I'm just the direct cause, and the root cause is in the Yin and Yang Mr. with the needle.

I'm wondering why that Mr. Yin and Yang made this ghost scatter! Are you afraid that I will ask something?

I heard the rat spirit just say that he was forced, so behind this incident, someone instructed them to do it?

According to my idea, there is someone behind them. Perhaps, this person is not necessarily a Mr. Yin and Yang. Ordinary people can also use needles to prick ghosts!

I looked around at the objects, trying to find something out of them.

Because it's a kitchen, and there's no window yet. The only door, I was at the door. So, where did this man come in?

Even if it's a ghost, he has to have an opening to get in!

I looked around and found nothing. My heart is really confused, and a little bit of confusion wells up in my heart.

After smoking, I threw the cigarette butt on the ground. Gradually, I noticed that the land had changed color, and a hole had been burned in the floor, revealing crimson dirt under the hole.

I should have thought that this was not an ordinary house, but a house made of paper.

Every year when burning paper on the Qingming Festival, the ancestors of the family will burn some cars and houses made of paper, as well as clothes. These things can be burned.

So if it's a person standing outside this paper room, then he can see everything that just happened!

It was too strange for me to think, but that's exactly how it is.

I hurried outside the house. I knew that if this man had been out there and had seen what had just happened inside, then he must not have gone far.

However, when I ran outside, the man was really far away. Where the black rumbling place, there is not a trace of human figure.

In the noodle shop where I had just stayed, a strange green flame burned in this room, gradually engulfing the whole room, until finally the whole room turned into paper ashes and was blown away by the wind in the street.

I'm here watching everything come to naught, knowing that everything in front of me is not something that a normal person can understand. But that's what happened.

During this time, I still set up a stall in that place, waiting for someone to tell my fortune here. I can describe myself as a waiter, I really don't see anyone come for a day.

Finally, one day came.

As soon as this man came to my stall, he asked, "Are you Mr. Yin and Yang?" ”

I nodded and asked rhetorically, "You want a fortune teller?" Or something else! ”

In my worldview, most people should come to fortune telling. After all, people rarely encounter ghosts nowadays, and one out of ten is good. And fortune telling is something that everyone is curious about and has to do it.

So, I asked this person.

The man didn't ask me to tell his fortune, but asked, "Do you have a qualification certificate for Mr. Yin and Yang?" ”

I'll go! To be a Mr. Yin and Yang, you have to have a qualification certificate?

It's the biggest joke I've ever heard.

"Nope! What's the matter, you have to have this certificate to tell fortunes? I asked.

The man smiled and said, "Of course, you must have this qualification to be Mr. Yin and Yang!" ”

"So what if I didn't?" I asked.

"If you don't have one, just do one."

"What if you don't?"

"Then fine!" This man yelled at me.

I'll go! And a fine!

"Who gave you the right to fine someone money?" I asked.

I saw this man take out a red notebook from his arms, and opened it for me to take a closer look.

It reads "Mr. Yin and Yang Association Supervisor".

I asked, "What does this mean?" ”

"You still don't understand, I'm a supervisor, maintaining the order of this market, you belong to working without a license, you have to be fined!" The man said.

I've been working for a long time, and it's the first time I've heard of such an association. Moreover, this association also has all kinds of documents, and if you don't have it, you have to pay a fine. It's so fucking arrogant!

I said, "Ask for money!" ”

The man snorted.

I told him, "No! ”

The man's face changed, and he was furious. He yelled, "Don't go, I'll call someone, you wait." ”

What does that mean, is it going to beat me up?

This really hurt my heart, and I can't give him any softness. I yelled, "I'll wait, I'll wait, you call someone!" ”

For some reason, a stupid association came out, and they had to ask people for money for some reason. Is there a fucking royal law?

However, I was also afraid. If, if there really is a bunch of people. I'm the fucking unlucky, I'd better get away sooner.

I put away the sign and bench and trotted all the way back to the "luxury hotel". The proprietress looked panicked and hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?" It's not like you've been caught stealing! ”

I ignored her. If I steal something and get caught, will I run back? This stupid is not IQ online!

When I entered the room, the proprietress didn't forget to throw a sentence: "It doesn't matter to us what you do!" ”

It has something to do with you, I'm afraid of being embarrassed!

When I got back to my room, I thought about it and felt that it would be bad for me to do this in the future. It's a surprise to me that something like this suddenly happened today, so no matter where I set up this stall, sooner or later I'm going to run into these fools.

But I didn't know what I could do.

In the afternoon, I had lunch. I decided to get a job, whatever I did. As long as you can make money, you don't care how much money you make, as long as you earn it.

I inquired all the way, and I felt that the salary here was only more than 2,000 yuan a month. There is nothing higher than this, because this is normal life.

Still, there are higher than that. For example, the cashier in a supermarket is about 3,000 yuan a month, which is less than 4,000. There are also various welfare insurances, but people require that the academic qualifications must be college or above.

I really want to laugh at the college graduates who go to the supermarket to be a cashier!

But there is no way, I am a high school graduate, I have no education level, and I can't reach the level of others. Although I like this salary, I can't get a diploma, so I can only look for a low-paying job.

I walked around and came to a restaurant. It's not big, but it's bigger than the façade of any restaurant on this street. I saw that the LED screen above scrolled, "Our store recruits a number of waiters, male and female, with generous salaries, including food and accommodation, please consult the store for details."

It was mainly the food and shelter that impressed me, so I decided to go inside and have a look.

As soon as I walked in the door, I was greeted by a beautiful woman in a black suit.

"Welcome!"