I looked at the person in front of me and was amazed. I was supposed to have a meal, but I didn't expect to meet a ghost here. And there are ghost shops opened by ghosts.

"If I have this kind of money, I have a lot of money at home!" I said with a smile.

The man said, "You have to give money for eating noodles, but you give money!" ”

"Now, I can't get it for you, I'll have to go home and get it." I said.

The boss looked at me and then at the man. I feel as if the two of us have reached a consensus.

The boss said, "Since you don't have any money, you have to pay for it with your stuff!" ”

I smiled, it turned out that the two ghosts in front of me didn't have any good intentions.

"Alright! Say, "What shall I give thee as a payoff?" I said with a smile.

The ghost in the gray robe smiled and said, "It's nothing, it's your true yang!" ”

Sure enough, this is the way it looks, and I secretly rejoice in my heart. It's really bullying, bullying the head of Lord Yama.

They don't know who I am! However, I don't need to rush, let's play with them slowly!

The corners of my mouth hooked up a wicked smile, pretending not to understand anything, and said, "What is the true yang, why haven't I seen this thing on me!" ”

The two ghosts looked at each other and smiled, and I could feel that the two ghosts were very excited. When I didn't understand just now, one sang and the other went, and sang and played a good double reed.

The boss said: "True Yang is something that everyone has, and it's in your body!" ”

I pretended to be shocked and said, "Since it's in my body, how can I give it to you!" ”

The ghost in the gray robe smiled and said, "Don't worry, our boss has a way to take it out for you!" ”

"You take it out of me, out of my body, and I will not bleed? Am I not going to die? I pretended to be scared.

These two ghosts act quite like that, but I am the best actor in this scene.

"No, lie at home for a few days at most!" The boss said.

I nodded and said, "Okay then, can you tell me what this True Yang is?" ”

The boss said: "True yang is something that everyone has, it can grow without it, and it is not worth much money, just like the dead skin on the body!" ”

This really says that the true yang is worthless, can people still live without the true yang? These two ghosts are still quite clever in their methods of deceiving people, and they really don't know how many innocent people they have fooled!

"Then you see, how do you get this thing?" I said.

The ghost in the gray robe smiled slightly and said, "Don't worry, you drink some drinks first to suppress the shock!" ”

As he spoke, the ghost told the boss to go to the freezer and get a drink. The drink has no name, just a blood-red drink in a clear bottle.

I asked, "Boss, what kind of drink is this?" ”

"Oh! It's a grape-flavored drink, but okay, you can try it! The boss said.

I smiled and said, "I don't like grape flavors, do you have any other flavors here?" ”

As soon as I finished speaking, the guy in the gray robe yelled: "You owe the boss money for the face, and the boss kindly invited you to drink, but you still dislike the taste!" ”

This singing and harmony is really the best. I really thought I didn't know what this thing was?

It's not a drink at all, it's an ecstasy soup, just made into a drink flavor. Why is it ecstasy soup?

This is because my master once told me that this ghost will pour some ecstasy soup before absorbing people's true yang. Let your soul be fascinated, and after losing your intuition, these ghosts can also start to suck people's true yang.

Seeing the two ghosts in front of me singing and harmonizing to pour me ecstasy soup, my heart was full of amusement. I really think of myself too much.

"If you want to take it, take it quickly, I won't drink anymore, if you don't take it, then I'll leave!" I pretended to be angry.

As soon as I finished speaking, the expressions of these two ghosts did not change much. But two ghosts, you look at me, and I look at you, as if everything is silent. And they discussed!

The boss said, "Come on, come to the kitchen!" ”

I followed the boss to the kitchen, which was very basic, with a stove and a pot. There are also a lot of condiments, but this kitchen is too cold, and the cold goes deep into the bone marrow.

Under the stove there was a cardboard box, and the cardboard box was full of bones. makes people look at it, and they can't help but feel a trace of fear in their hearts.

I just glanced at it and didn't ask the boss where the white bones came from.

The boss took out a board from the corner and said to me, "I'll get it for you when you lie on it!" ”

I really feel that I am like a fish on this board, waiting for someone to slaughter it.

I swept the white surface scattered on the board with my hand so as not to stain my clothes. I lay on it and waited for him to do it.

The boss said, "You close your eyes and act as if you don't know anything." ”

I listened to him and closed my eyes, but I was very careful in my heart. My hands are in my pockets, ready to unsheath the yellow charm.

The boss was preparing for a long time, and gradually I heard the sound of the zipper of my clothes being unzipped and a cold hand caressing my lower abdomen.

This burst of coolness made me have only one thought, and that is diarrhea. This problem of mine has been with me for many years, and the last time I tried to save the fat man, I just caught a cold.

Gradually, I felt a sharp object pierce my abdomen, and I knew it wasn't right.

I opened my eyes and startled the boss in front of me. I could clearly see that the thing that pierced me in the abdomen was the long nail of his index finger on his hand. Pointy, sharp, like a knife!

I hurriedly took out the yellow charm from my pocket and put it on his forehead. The boss stepped back a long way in an instant.

I'm a "carp fighter", and I've stood up on my own. And the boss was already lying on the ground unable to move, shouting, "Run! Come on! ”

I'm afraid that this thing knows how good I am, and I want to report to the ghosts outside, but it's too late.

When I jumped out of the kitchen, the man in the gray robe was sitting on a bench.

He saw me jump out and got up himself. Lift the stool in your hand, and you're going to go to me.

I hurriedly took a few steps back, and he smashed it into the air.

I stepped on the stool with my right foot and made a springboard. The body flew up suddenly, and the left foot was kicked towards his front door.

This time, he kicked the goods back a long way. When I landed steadily, I kicked the face of the thing in front of me into a big pit. The facial features of the face were sunken.

I shouted, "What are you to pretend to be a ghost in front of my eyes!" ”

"How do you know we're not human?" The gray-robed ghost asked.

Since I'm going to send them on my way, I have to make them all understand what I'm doing.

"I'm Mr. Yin and Yang, what can I not see!" I said.

As soon as this thing heard the words "Mr. Yin and Yang", he was about to run. Where can I let this thing escape, and if it does, won't the area of the scourge be greater?

I lunged away and grabbed him by the hair.

I secretly rejoiced in my heart, look at how you still run for me. Just now you sang and sang a harmony to trick me, and I can also be a trick for you guys.

After I caught this goods, I hurriedly begged for mercy: "Big brother, spare your life!" I have no choice but to do it! ”

"I have no choice! Just now you wanted to take away the true yang I gave, you are so bold! I shouted.

I pulled out a yellow talisman from my pocket and was about to stick it on his body. Who knows, the hand I grabbed his hair felt a light smell!

In an instant, I was left with a human skin in my hand! Yes, it was indeed a human skin, and I looked at it carefully for a long time before I was sure that it was a human skin.

And a gray mouse fell from the human skin in my hand, and hurriedly squeezed out of the door through the crack in the door.

It turned out that it was a little rat essence. I also learned from others to eat people's true yang to cultivate into refinement, but unfortunately there were not many years. Otherwise, you don't have to wear human skins and disguise yourself as an adult.

Good thing there was one more thing in the kitchen!