Chapter 671: The Eight Commandments of the Fetus

After Sun Wukong heard this, he waved his hand again and again.

"Master, don't worry! It's just a wild immortal, what a wishful true immortal. Lao Sun, I salute first and then soldier, if he politely gives spring water, then it is okay to say. If you don't give it, Lao Sun will let him know that the golden hoop stick is powerful! ”

When the words fell, Sun Wukong walked out of the house in three or two steps, a cloud rose under his feet, and flew directly to the Falling Births Spring!

The women in the house looked at the Monkey King who flew away and exclaimed again and again.

"O gods! This is a god! ”

Ou Yangming was noncommittal about Sun Wukong's statement.

The fetal spring was originally a thing of the daughter country, and your Ruyi True Immortal not only occupied it, but also asked the woman who asked for the spring water to prepare gifts and give money, which was too shameless.

If this matter was replaced by him Ou Yangming, he really couldn't do it.

What kind of ability is it to embarrass a woman?

Moreover, you are still a cultivator, embarrassing a group of mortals.

It's not a shameless question, it's no shame at all!

Therefore, his eldest apprentice Sun Wukong, beat up the Ruyi True Immortal, but it is nothing.

It's better to discount that scourge leg so that he doesn't come out to bully women in the future.

"Elder, have you been to our Xiliang Women's Country before?"

The room was quiet, and the old woman who had led them into the house before asked Ou Yangming.

"Amitabha! Female bodhisattvas, poor monks have never come to the Xiliang women's country. ”

The old woman was suddenly surprised, you haven't been here, why do you know so much about our domestic affairs?

In particular, he accurately said the location of the fetal spring, and even a Taoist priest who recently came to occupy the fetal spring is clear.

Probably seeing the doubt in the old lady's eyes, Ou Yangming snorted and said casually.

"Female Bodhisattva, just because the poor monk can pinch and calculate, there is nothing strange about it, basic ability, basic ability."

When Sha Seng heard this, he covered his face in embarrassment.

As soon as Master's unreliable momentum came up, the Buddha couldn't hold it down.

The old woman opened her mouth for Ou Yangming's explanation, but finally suppressed her doubts.

Ou Yangming took in her expression and didn't pay too much attention to it.

Poor monks can pinch and calculate, what can you do?

Unbelief? I can't help it if I don't believe it!

After a long time, Sun Wukong finally returned.

I saw him holding a broken bowl with water in it, and he pushed open the door with a smile on his face and walked in.

"Oops! Oops! ”

Zhu Bajie was lying on the collapse, his face full of lovelessness.

"Goku is back? Did the trip go well?! ”

"Hehe, Master, my grandson is out of the horse, what's not going well! As soon as the Ruyi True Immortal heard that I was Sun Wukong, he turned his face against me on the spot. Lao Sun I made a plan and directly put him into the purple gold red gourd. Master, don't say it, this treasure is different.

Normally, if I fight with others, I don't want to come back today. But casually shouted the name of his Ruyi True Immortal, and instantly subdued this person, which is really convenient! Convenient! ”

Ou Yangming took the spring water in Sun Wukong's hand and scolded with a smile.

"That Ruyi True Immortal's head is not bright, otherwise why would you put it into the gourd? In the Three Realms, how can you live a long time if you don't watch out for others? You don't know how many great supernatural powers were in the first battle of the gods, because they underestimated the enemy, they were hit by the enemy's treasure, and they died and were sent by people in the heavenly court. ”

Zhu Bajie looked at the spring water handed over by Ou Yangming, didn't care about the pain in his abdomen, took the water bowl, and drank it all.

"Brother Monkey! Is there anything left? I'm giving some to the old pigs! ”

"That's not going to happen! That's not going to happen! ”

The old woman looked at Zhu Bajie, who was about to lose her birth, and hurriedly came out to stop her.

"You can't drink too much of this aborted spring water, one bowl is enough. If you drink too much spring water, your intestines and stomach will melt! ”

"Huh?!"

Zhu Bajie was shocked when he heard this, and he wanted to buckle his throat, planning to spit out some spring water.

Syllable!

Ou Yangming couldn't help but laugh and beat Zhu Bajie, and scolded with a smile.

"Didn't you hear what the female bodhisattva said? One bowl is enough, what else do you deduct? ”

Only then did Zhu Bajie Shi Ran withdraw his pig paw and lay on the collapse.

In the evening, the old woman cooked some food for the four of them.

The three of them let Bajie and told him to eat first.

"Master, it's better for you to eat first. Where is the truth that disciples eat first? ”

Zhu Bajie said weakly, although this pig is lazy and very sexy, but he still understands the rules.

"It's okay, it's okay, Bajie. You just had a baby, I should take care of you first, so that the teacher is not hungry! Don't be hungry for the teacher! ”

Ou Yangming forced a smile and said kindly.

Sun Wukong and Sha Seng heard the word "fetus", and some of them couldn't stop it, so they laughed out loud.

And at this time, the old woman came over with a bowl of porridge and handed it to Zhu Bajie.

"Elder, you just had a baby, you are sweating in pain, and your body is weak, drink some porridge first."

"I'm in good health, old pig, I don't need to drink porridge. It's sweat all over the body, slimy, and unbearable. Please trouble the female Bodhisattva to boil some hot water, and wait for the old pig and I will take a bath. ”

Zhu Bajie defended weakly, and straightened his big belly, wanting to prove that he was right.

Man! How can you admit that you are empty!

"Gotta get it, second senior brother. The female bodhisattva is right, you better drink some porridge! And you've just given birth, and you're going to get sick in the shower. ”

Poof!

Ou Yangming and Sun Wukong, the two masters and apprentices, laughed directly, fortunately they didn't eat fasting, otherwise the two masters and apprentices would inevitably spray each other's faces full of rice.

"Phew! Bah! Bah! Monk Sha, what are you talking about? What do you mean that my old pig has just given birth? I'm ....., I'm a miscarriage at best, what are you afraid of?! ”

As soon as Zhu Bajie said this, the old woman was not happy.

"It's better to have ten than to have one!"

"Yes, yes, Bajie, you still listen to the words of the female Bodhisattva. Drink porridge, drink porridge. ”

The four masters and apprentices finished their fasting after eating hungry, and each held hot tea and chatted.

"Master, you said that the Three Realms are so great that there are no surprises. My grandson has gained a lot of knowledge today, and there is still river water to make me pregnant! Tell me that if this is a dignitary in the mortal world who can't give birth to a child, if you know about it, I'm afraid you'll be crazy! It is estimated that these two rivers can be sold for a tael of gold! ”

Ou Yangming looked at Sun Wukong, who was dancing, waved his hand, and motioned for him to sit down.

"We are Buddhists, so don't talk about money. Wukong, wait a minute, you go to Putuo Mountain and send the Ruyi True Immortal to Guanyin Bodhisattva. Let's just say that we gave it away, no charge, didn't she accept the red child? Pack his uncle for her! Remember, throw down the Ruyi True Immortal and you will run! Don't look back to anyone who calls! ”