Chapter 670: How to Give Birth to a Little Piglet?!
"Bajie, what's the benefit of deceiving you as a teacher? Just wait a while and you'll find that your stomach doesn't hurt anymore. When the time comes, we will find a random home and ask us, and you will know whether what the teacher said is true or false! ”
When the words fell, Zhu Bajie suddenly felt that the pain in his abdomen disappeared in an instant.
This made Zhu Bajie very worried, worried that what Ou Yangming said was true.
Sun Wukong and Sha Seng looked at Zhu Bajie, who looked confused and didn't shout pain, and a sentence flashed in their hearts at the same time.
Could it be that what Master said is true!!
"Oops, I'll go! Bajie, all the chores in the future will be handed over to my grandson. After all, you are a pregnant pig, and it will not be good if you have fetal gas. ”
Sha Seng also echoed on the side, nodding his head again and again.
"That's right! Right! Right! Second brother, we are waiting for you to give birth to a litter of piglets! ”
It's okay that the two of them don't ridicule, but this ridicule, Zhu Bajie was directly annoyed and angry, picked up his nine-toothed nail rake, and hit the two people.
"I'll go to you two's uncle! You're going to have children! Are you too floating? Or bullying the old pig, I can't afford to hold a knife?! ”
The three of them giggled and continued to move towards the western sky.
After Sun Wukong and Sha Seng had a fight, Zhu Bajie's mood was much better.
Although I was still worried about my pregnancy, I didn't have the pressure before.
Marshal Tianpeng was on the way to learn scriptures in the Western Heavens, and he didn't know much about the news of being pregnant, if it was spread out, it was still a fact, and he would have no way to get mixed up in the Three Realms.
The Three Realms say that it is not big or small, but as long as there is a little bit of strange thing, the speed of transmission is more terrible than the Internet.
What's more, his own master is protected by Gong Cao and others every day.
I'm afraid that now the news that I am suspected of being pregnant has been spread.
Thinking of his colleagues in Heavenly Court in the future, Chang'e, who had a crush, how to think about his pregnancy, Bajie had a headache.
Along the way, the four masters and apprentices stopped and stopped, all because Zhu Bajie's liver and intestines hurt for a while, and he was alive for a while.
When they finally found a village, they stopped, intending to ask why, and by the way, some potions.
In this regard, Ou Yangming pursed his lips, Master, I have said that Bajie is pregnant.
But the three of them still didn't believe it.
After all, how can there be a river in this world that makes people pregnant?!
Sun Wukong walked into the village with hairy hands and patted the old woman who was spinning.
"Female Bodhisattva, Female Bodhisattva?!"
The old woman heard someone screaming behind her and turned around.
"Oops! Monster! ”
As soon as the words fell, she pushed away Sun Wukong's hand and wanted to escape.
Sun Wukong's eyes were quick, and he instantly grabbed the old woman's arm and said comfortingly.
"Don't be afraid! Don't be afraid! My grandson is not a monster, he is a good person! I am a monk who came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures. On the way, my brother drank river water, and the pain in his stomach was unbearable on and off along the way. Therefore, I came to your land to ask for a bowl of medicinal soup. ”
"Wait a minute, you said that your junior brother drank the river water?"
When the old woman heard what Sun Wukong said, she asked with a strange expression.
"Really? Is it really the river's problem?! ”
Sun Wukong was shocked by the old woman's question, could it be that what the master said was true?
Is there really a river in the world that can make people pregnant?!
"Hah! Ha! Ha! Come out, old ladies! Someone drank the water of the Zimu River, and he was still a man! ”
When Zhu Bajie and the others heard Zimuhe, they all looked at Ou Yangming.
Ou Yangming's confused eyes at the apprentices helplessly spread his hands.
You don't believe me, do you believe me this time?!
Zhu Bajie sat on the ground even more, grandma's, I'm pregnant!
I'm pregnant!
Pregnant!
Pregnant!
Finish!
With the shout of the old woman, the doors of the surrounding rooms opened, and many aunts walked out.
The eyes they looked at Ou Yangming and the others were pleasantly surprised.
For so many years in the Xiliang Women's Kingdom, the creature of men has always been in the legend.
Now that they see it alive, their hearts are excited, but they are not hungry or thirsty.
I'm so old, what do you think?
Then a group of women welcomed the four masters and apprentices in.
The old woman served hot tea to Ou Yangming and the four of them before she said slowly.
"I am here in the Xiliang Women's Country, and our country is full of women, and there is not a single man, so I am happy to see you. The water that your junior brother drinks is called the Zimu River, and outside our king's city, there is also a Yingyang Post Station, and there is a spring outside the post gate.
We women here are twenty years old before they dare to drink the water from the river. After drinking the water, after a while, I felt abdominal pain and a fetus. Three days later, I went to the Yingyang Pavilion to take a picture of the fetus and water. If there are two shadows, a child is born.
Your junior brother drank the water of the Zimu River, so he got fetal gas, and he will give birth in less than three days, and the decoction will not cure it! ”
The old woman's chatter completely broke Zhu Bajie's mind.
"Master! You're going to save the old pig! If this matter gets out, how will I behave in the future, old pig?! What does the Jade Emperor think of me? What do my Heavenly Court colleagues think of me? What does Chang'e think of me? And what do bodhisattvas think of me?
Let's not talk about whether the old pig I gave birth to is a piglet, my ....., my ....., how can I give birth! Do you want to let the old pig and me, like an old hen, be born from under the squeaky nest?! ”
Poof!!
When everyone in the room heard this, they immediately burst into laughter.
Ou Yangming patted the back of Zhu Bajie's head and said with a smile.
"Who told you that chicks are born from the old hen's crowling nest?! Bajie, don't worry, you have your own way for the teacher, but you need your senior brother's help. ”
When the words fell, he said no more.
As soon as Zhu Bajie heard that there was a way, the whole person instantly seemed to be back to the light, and flexibly hugged Sun Wukong, who was still laughing on the side.
"Brother Monkey! Brother Monkey! You're going to save the old pig! I'm your second junior brother! ”
Sun Wukong looked at Zhu Bajie, a handful of snot and a handful of tears. wiped his tiger skin skirt into a mess, and wanted to stretch out his legs to shake him down.
It's a pity that Zhu Bajie has exhausted his strength to eat milk, and he just won't let go.
If you don't agree to me, I'll hold you like this for the rest of my life.
"Alright, alright, I promised, promised."
"Really?!"
"Really!"
Zhu Bajie got Sun Wukong's affirmation, so he let go.
"Master, how can I save Bajie?"
"There is a Xie Yang Mountain on this Zhengnan Street, and there is a broken hole in the mountain, and there is a fetal spring in the hole. You have to drink a sip of water from the well to get rid of the fetal gas. However, it is said that a Taoist came there, called Ruyi True Immortal, and changed the broken hole into a Juxian Nunnery, protecting the fetal spring, and refused to give it to others.
And that wishful true immortal has a gap with us. The previous red boy seems to be related to him. So when you go, I'm afraid you won't be able to ask for a drop of water. But this little thing must be embarrassing for you, Wukong, right? ”