Chapter 26 Becoming a Great Immortal (II)

The kind old man ran to the old lady who was furious and said, "Look at you, don't let you cause trouble, you don't have to make trouble, now a Mr. Yin and Yang pops up." ”

The furious old lady didn't mean to back down at all, and her backhand was another slap. The kind old man was fanned aside again.

This is really a world where women are inferior to men! At a glance, you can see that the old lady has the final say at home. It's really hard for the old man to spend his whole life.

If I had such a daughter-in-law, I would have to slap her to death.

"There are so many of us ghosts, and we will be afraid of you alone!" The old lady said categorically. As soon as she said this, the old man and the old lady behind her took several steps back.

I'm looking at this situation, so I'd better give them a step down. Actually, the main thing is yourself. I was so angry just now, and my stomach hurts, and I was angry with this old fat man. Now, though, the fire is almost gone.

"So be it! I don't think we'd better fight, it's not good for both sides to fight, you will inevitably die and I will be injured, and in the end, we will never be able to live, and it is not what you and I want. Let's find a peaceful solution, after all, it is a harmonious society now! I said.

The green light in the frenzied old lady's eyes gradually faded, and she said, "Okay! The main responsibility for this is to blame the person. As she spoke, she also pointed to the fat man lying on the ground like a chicken.

He continued: "As long as he restores our graves to their original state, we will never find trouble." ”

I thought about it for a while and decided that this option would work. And there was nothing to lose, just to restore the cemetery to its original state.

The old lady said, "After restoring the cemetery for us, this person has to apologize to us, and each grave has three knocks!" ”

I thought about it for a while and thought it was okay, after all, the fat man had done something wrong, and it was also appropriate to kowtow to others to make amends. No matter how you say it, the dead are the greatest, not to mention that there are still a bunch of old men and old ladies, and they don't suffer a loss if they kowtow.

I said, "Okay, then we'll solve it like this." ”

"No, I can't kowtow!"

Suddenly, the fat man came along. You great immortal! The brain is in the water, if I can beat this group of goods, do I still need to make peace?

"I can't kowtow to life or death, I only kneel to my own ancestors, not to other people's ancestors!" The fat man said. And the words are tough.

As a dead immortal, you are pushing me into the fire pit! If I have the right to kill you, I must let you die, die!

I picked up the fat man lying on the ground and came to the side. I asked, "You're crazy!" What is the feng shui to destroy people's ancestral graves! ”

"Don't worry about this matter, I must destroy that feng shui!" The fat man said.

An inexplicable evil fire rose out of my body again, and I asked, "I don't care, you're going to die here!" ”

"Someone will come to my rescue." The fat man said. His eyes were full of determination, and I thought I might not be able to change his decision.

I asked, "Who's coming?" The one who gave you a fake ruler? Do you believe that someone who gave a false ruler will come to your rescue? ”

There was a hint of doubt in the fat man's eyes, but he still said, "Yes, I believe he came back to save me." ”

All right! At this point, I can't say anything more. I said to the fat man, "Then there will be a fight for a while, you find a safe place to hide." After that, I took out the last yellow talisman from the pocket of my clothes and stuffed it into his hand?

The fat man stood there for a long time, and I decided to try the yin and yang method that I had recently learned.

The frenzied old lady had that terrifying green look in her eyes again, and I told myself not to be afraid.

"We're not going to kneel! This hurts my self-esteem too much. "I'll have to find a staircase to go down, so I said.

The furious old lady slapped me in the face, and suddenly my eyes were full of gold stars.

I immediately bit my finger and tried to draw a charm on my hand. As soon as my fingers reached my mouth, an old man rushed up to me and kicked me down the slope.

I rolled down with a grunt, pain all over. I thought I'm going to finish playing this time, but I didn't expect these old ghosts to be so awesome!

While lying on the ground, I bit my finger and drew a "ghost suppression talisman" on my hand.

As soon as the spell was drawn, the old men and old ladies pounced. I quickly stretched out my palm, a burst of red light flashed, and the old ghosts who were about to pounce on me rushed forward and bounced back one by one, and bounced back one by one.

Until the end, they didn't dare to come near my side. I raised my palms in the dark night and shouted to them, "You did it, don't force me!" ”

The so-called death to save face and suffer should be this truth, and now I can't care so much.

The old men and the old ladies kept four or five meters away from me, and they didn't dare to come forward. I forced them back step by step, and I said, "I'll restore you to the way you were, go back!" ”

A trace of timidity appeared on the old lady's face at this time, and she said: "It's too much for you to do this, this matter has nothing to do with you, and we don't want to fight you, you go quickly." If you have to oppose us, we will entrust our dreams to our descendants, and you will not have good fruit to eat. ”

"Don't be so confident, since you've already done something with me just now, I won't ignore this matter!" I said.

"Look at the feng shui of this tomb, don't you know what kind of person this feng shui will come out of?" The furious old lady said.

I smiled and said, "You think you can scare me, it's not your help that the living can live, if you all die, then this living person won't be much better!" ”

I naturally knew what kind of person would come out of the grave of this family, but now I had to hold on. The words have been spoken, like water spilled, and they can't be recovered.

Now this fat man doesn't know where to hide, hoping that yellow charm can bless him safely.

Suddenly, I only felt my neck being pulled to the back as soon as it tightened. Reflexively, I had to hold the ground with my palms, and at that moment my heart was beating hard. Because, the only charm I can use against these ghosts has been stained.

Naturally, such a spell would not have had any effect on this group of ghosts, and when I looked back, it turned out to be the kind old man. I would never have thought he would do this to me. I have the impression that he should be a good person, but who can really distinguish between good and bad?

The old men and the old ladies all opened their green eyes wide as if they were crazy, and they pounced on me with those four fangs.

At that moment, my heart broke! I know that I don't have the ability to resist these ghosts anymore, and I also know that my strength is very poor. Why is God so unfair, good people are always not rewarded.

Especially for people like me, how much I gave up for the sake of being fat. And now, I'm dying!

The furious old lady was the first to pounce on me, and her mouth was still drooling, and she looked particularly disgusting under that green eye.

The kind old man above my head shouted, "Don't suck up his yang energy, so you can leave some for me!" ”

It turns out that this is a bunch of hungry ghosts! How can one person's yang energy be shared by a group of people? To be honest, I feel incredibly honored at this moment.

I can't see the fat man anymore, and I hope that he can escape, that he can avoid this fate.

The furious old lady was the first to rip off my blouse, her cold fangs digging deep into my chest.

Suddenly, a yellow light flashed in my chest. The light pierced my eyes. After that, I heard the sound of a group of ghosts crying and howling wolves around me.

The demons that were illuminated by the yellow light from my body instantly turned into pieces and floated into the sky. At that moment, I seemed to hear the kind old man scolding: "You old woman, don't mess with people, you don't listen, you see that we are ...... now"

Before he could finish his sentence, the ghost was gone. The sharp north wind drifted into the distance, and I don't know what it was. Hopefully, they'll be quiet and peaceful there.

I lay on the ground for a long time, and the pain in my chest from the bite of the furious old lady was scorching.

The fat man came out of nowhere, and ran in front of me with the yellow talisman in his hand. "Xiao Dan, are you okay?"

I should be fine. "It's okay! Can't die! ”

The fat man said excitedly: "It was so surprising just now, a yellow light actually emitted from your body, and the old ghosts were killed into pieces." ”

I remember when I was young, I often sleepwalked. My mother found a Taoist priest who had traveled to our village and recited a mantra to me, and I did not sleepwalk after the brazier.

At that time, my mother also asked the Taoist priest to tell my fortune. The Taoist priest said, "This child has three great tribulations in his life, and I draw three charms on his body, hoping that he can survive these three great tribulations safely, and after he passes, nothing will happen." ”

I vaguely remembered that the Taoist priest sprinkled a few drops of water on his finger from the gourd he was carrying, and drew three charms in three places on my body in turn. One of the charms was drawn on my chest.

At that time, when he was young, he asked the priest, "Why don't you dip water from my bucket and write?" ”

The Taoist priest smiled and said, "The water in your bucket is not as good as the water spirit in my gourd!" ”

I asked him, "What kind of water do you have in your gourd, and why does it have spirit?" ”

He said: "My gourd is filled with water from the Niang Yao Pond of the Queen Mother of Kunlun Mountain. ”

At that time, I was very young and naΓ―ve, and now I definitely did not expect that the charm that the Taoist priest drew on me could save my life.

"Fatty, who the hell asked you to come here to destroy other people's feng shui?" I asked.

The fat man looked unhappy and said, "Let you leave this matter alone!" Don't ask. ”

I said, "If I don't ask you, you are the one who has fallen to the ground now, and you will not have the same good luck as me, but will be eaten by these ghosts, and you must know that the person who let you come is harming you." ”