Chapter 25: Becoming a Great Immortal of Death (I)

Because I was running and eating, my stomach hurt so badly that it was like a knife stirring wildly in my stomach. I pressed my stomach hard, and finally made my stomach no longer so uncomfortable. But it still hurts!

When I was a child, I used to feel uncomfortable because of the cold in my stomach, and I still can't change this habit. I'm so annoyed!

I quietly took out my mobile phone and looked at my watch, it was already twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, Zihai intersected, the yin qi was the heaviest, and a hundred ghosts walked at night. Fat is fucking sick, and so am I. I have to get together with this kind of goods, and now I want to beat him. I want to beat him to death with a stick.

I saw the fat man shaking around with a faint flashlight, and the mounds of graves came into my eyes.

It's a fucking graveyard!

I didn't sleep in the middle of the night, so I fucking came to the cemetery to find death. Malegobi! My stomach hurts! I still pressed my stomach tightly and comforted myself that as long as I carried this for a while, I would be fine.

The fat man died and walked around the cemetery. I don't know what I'm doing.

Master once told me some knowledge about the cemetery, and Uncle An Hua also told me some knowledge.

Looking at the surroundings through the faint light on the big phone. To the left of the cemetery is a high raised hill called "Green Dragon" in Feng Shui. The right side is not a flat field, but a crack in the middle.

I guess there's water in this crack! Because such a feng shui layout is that the men of the main family are promoted to become rich. Only such a layout can be considered reasonable.

The layout of feng shui is often natural and self-contained, and these masters are to find this feng shui treasure so that the descendants buried in this land can have good luck.

They often come to such places by searching for mountains. The so-called mountain search is mainly based on the cemetery, and the feng shui of the mountain used is used according to the direction of the gossip. And that mountain will have an impact on the family's cemetery, and then on future generations.

It was too dark at night, and it was rare to see the stars in the sky at night in winter. You can't see anything from the mountains all around. However, I think I should be able to deduce what kind of mountain range should be around here.

At this time, the fat man was alone in the cemetery, digging a pit on the left side, and adding a wall with a stone on the right. This masterpiece is destroying other people's feng shui, you have to know that innocent people are going to be punished for destroying feng shui.

What's more, at this point in time, the yin qi is the heaviest in a day.

People break the feng shui until noon, the turn of noon or three o'clock in the afternoon. Our family's masterpiece can be a good death, and the third watch in the middle of the night will come to open the grave, and he will not stop without losing his life.

At this time, I saw that he was working harder, as if he could not exhaust his strength. Compared to working in the store in the afternoon, it really doesn't look like a person! I really doubt that going to that neighborhood will give me any benefit.

It's not good that the stupid Brother Dong sent him to break people's feng shui, what is the purpose of this, I may not guess. However, if this masterpiece hadn't hung here tonight, I still wouldn't have believed it!

The wind was cold and the north wind was howling.

Pale blue flames blew out of the graves. The fat man was startled, and I saw him take several steps back.

I secretly said, you deserve to die, you see the consequences. Suddenly, my stomach felt like a knife stirring again. It's fucking uncomfortable for a while.

I pressed my stomach to the death, and I had the rhythm of wanting to have diarrhea! I can't care about it so much, so I'd better make myself cool first.

The fat man stood there for a moment, as if he had not been scared away.

Gradually, the pale blue flames on the heads of the piles of graves converged together, revealing vivid ghosts. There are old men and old ladies in silk shrouds, and there are old men and old ladies who wear coarse cloth but are very new. Some wore turbans on their heads, some didn't.

They all half surrounded the fat man, as if they wanted to reason.

An old man said coldly: "Why do you want to destroy our family's feng shui!" ”

The fat man's whole body was trembling, and he said, "I'm going to destroy your family's feng shui, what can you do!" ”

For the first time, I saw how unreasonable the fat man was, and he was justified in ruining other people's feng shui. I can't help but think of that stupid Dongge, I guess he probably let the fat man do it.

Who would destroy someone's graveyard for no reason! Half of them are those people with individual motives, who often can't do others head-on, and can only do some bad things in secret. This kind of person loses his conscience, and it is light to say that he is a villain.

"Young man, I advise you to quickly restore this land to its original state, so that we will not pursue you." One of the elderly men said.

I think this old man is still very good, and he speaks very well. He is also very kind, and he must have been a good grandfather before his death.

The fat man said, "No! ”

As soon as the words came out, I almost fell into the ditch behind me. It's a head squeezed by the door, what kind of nerves! A group of ghosts are still so arrogant in front of you. I'm really speechless!

A little old lady stared at her eyes, green light came out of her eyes, and four fangs sprouted from the corners of her mouth.

The kind old grandfather ghost said on the side: "Son, don't be angry, it's not good for us to be in the underworld if we die!" ”

The furious little old lady slapped the kind old man aside, and then pounced on the fat man in front of her.

The fat man's hand suddenly came up with a piece of price one foot long. I looked at it and it turned out to be a "canopy ruler".

The "canopy ruler" is made of peach wood. It is the same as the "Luban ruler", and it is also a magic weapon to drive away demons and ward off evil spirits. The six sides are carved with the names of the sun, moon, and the twenty-eight nakshatras, as well as the three stars, the seven stars of the Big Dipper, and the six stars of the South Dipper. What's more, it is engraved with a spell to ward off evil spirits.

The fat man showed his artifact, jumped back, and shouted, "Come here!" ”

How can I say that the fat man is so rampant tonight? It turned out that there was a treasure in his hand, this is Wang Ba eating scales, and he is determined to fight with these old men and old ladies to the end.

The group of old ghosts burst out laughing. The fat man has beaten you with the "canopy ruler", and you can still laugh.

The little old lady who was furious said with a smile: "Your rulers are made of peach wood, but the ruler in your hand is made of locust wood, do you think we will be afraid of you?" ”

I really feel sorry for the fat man, just enough to pretend to be a good one. was slapped in the face in an instant, fat man, fat man, you died by yourself, eat it yourself! I couldn't help but snicker.

Peach wood is used to ward off evil spirits and drive away ghosts, but locust wood is used to attract ghosts. How can I say that these old ghosts dare to run to the fat man? It turned out that the ruler in the fat man's hand was made of locust wood.

The fat man said, "Don't lie to me, if you come, I will kill you." ”

Fatty, fatty! You're such an elm pimple! People are so close to you, can't you still feel it? This really blew my mind! You're a big hit!

The frenzied little old lady was the first to approach the fat man, and the fat man raised his trembling arm and hesitated for a long time before hitting it. Maybe it wasn't an act of respecting the elderly after all, so the fat man hesitated for a long time. However, after all, it was hit.

But nothing happened when the ruler hit the little old lady. The fat man stared at the little old lady like that, and her two green eyes became even greener.

The frenzied little old lady went up and slapped her, and the fat man rolled down the slope behind her with a grunt.

The old men and the old ladies changed their faces one by one, revealing their ugly faces. They all threw themselves at the fat man on the ground.

Now, it's my turn to perform.

I yelled, "Stop! ”

I jumped up without even lifting my pants and threw out the yellow talisman that I had always prepared on my body. The cold north wind that blew along the way all drifted to the old men and old ladies.

Suddenly, there was a crackling spark with lightning! None of the old men and ladies were spared, and they all flew backwards several meters away.

I fell heavily to the ground because I didn't roll up my pants, and my mouth smelled of weeds. When I reacted, I realized that I had eaten a few hay in my mouth at some point.

When the fat man saw my arrival, he burst into tears. He shouted: "Xiao Dan, you are really my savior!" ”

I lay on the ground and felt a pinprick-like pain in the exposed part of my lower body, and I knew at a glance that it was the dry yellow grass that had done it.

"You're a big hit, what are you doing here without sleeping in the middle of the night!" As I spoke, I lifted my pants that were halfway up my legs.

Damn, this time in order to save this dead spirit, I was exposed.

The fat man was speechless at this point, and just hid behind me. Nima, it's not up to me to wipe his ass this time.

The old men and the old ladies were like springs, and as soon as they touched the ground, they immediately bounced. It's really not human! I was also shocked when I saw this scene, is it the same thing to fight these old men and old ladies?

The frenzied old lady's eyes were still glowing green, and she stared at me and said, "Little brother, there is nothing to do with you here, it's best not to interfere, don't think that if you are Mr. Yin Yang, we won't dare to touch you." ”

The so-called one thing descends to one thing, if I retreat, then I will pay it back. Although they have never fought in actual combat, today they have to coach these old men and old ladies in both public and private affairs, so that they can walk backwards when they see Mr. Yin Yang in the future.

I said: "Originally, I just wanted to see what the reason was, if it was this person's fault, I wouldn't care, if it wasn't this person's fault, I would care, but your old woman made me very uncomfortable talking, if I didn't clean up your old ghosts today, I would definitely not give up!" ”

The fat man said happily behind me: "Xiao Dan, you are really a man, if I am a woman, I will marry you." ”

I turned around and kicked him to the ground, if it weren't for you deadly immortal, I could have a fight with a bunch of ghosts. When I saw this old fat man, I didn't get angry.

The fat man lay on the ground and stared at me blankly, speechless.