I stayed there for a few seconds and followed into the mourning hall, but I didn't see the old woman.

Walk so fast?

When I entered the mourning hall, I glanced at the mourning shed and saw that the long candle on the left side of the ice coffin was extinguished, and the two grandsons of the deceased were leaning on the bench and falling asleep.

It should be that I am not used to staying up late, so I went over to help point it, and before leaving, I looked at the portrait of the deceased, and I felt that it was a little familiar.

Isn't it the old woman who just stood at the door of the mourning hall?

I was suddenly terrified, my back was cold, and I quickly looked away, and left the mourning shed as if I was fleeing, and my heart was tense and nervous for the whole second half of the night.

Finally, when dawn came, I began to hold the funeral in a step-by-step manner.

After the funeral was completed, the golden pen told me not to go far this month.

Why don't you go far away?

I didn't ask, I bought a computer in the county town and went home, so I didn't have to go to an Internet café.

On this day, I was playing with the computer at home, Uncle Huang called, asking me to be a sacrifice immortal, the owner is Sister Hua, and the deceased is her mother-in-law, that is, Saitama's grandmother.

Bid $50.

Sister Hua is famous for picking doors, and no one wants to go at this price, but I want to see Saitama, just a few glances to satisfy my cravings, so I agreed.

When I came to Sister Hua's house in Yuan Mei Township, Saiyu was also very moving, and I could see that I was ape-hearted, and I wrote a few wrong couplets, and was scolded by Sister Hua.

When I went home after dinner, Yuanmei Township was separated from the town by a big mountain, and I had fifteen miles of mountain road to catch.

Out of Yuanmei Township is the mountain road, the sky has completely darkened, only I am walking with a flashlight on the mountain road, and there are birds fluttering in the forest on both sides from time to time.

Not long after walking the mountain road, there was a sound of crying more than ten meters ahead, and I faintly saw a black shadow standing there.

The cry is a black shadow.

I understood that I had encountered something unclean, so I had the courage to walk over, and when I got closer, I shone a flashlight, and the black shadow suddenly disappeared, and then I felt a chill behind me.

Hair stood on end, and something unclean was behind me.

"Too high on the stage, the strain is non-stop, driving away evil spirits and binding charms, and protecting lives." There are words in my mouth.

This is a 'ghost avoidance spell', and the ghost is very harsh when he hears it, and he consciously leaves to avoid it.

"Rongchang, don't read it, my mother-in-law won't harm you, I want to discuss two things with you, one of which is about Saitama."

When I heard Saitama's name, I immediately shut up and stopped chanting the demon avoidance spell while guessing who was behind me.

"Don't look back, your mother-in-law's appearance will scare you." Saitama's mother-in-law continued.

I was obedient and didn't look back.

Granny Saitama continued, she suffered all kinds of mental abuse from Sister Hua during her lifetime, and asked me to help take revenge on Sister Hua, and if I succeeded, she would give a great benefit.

"Rongchang, mother-in-law can see that you like Saitama, and your mother-in-law likes you and wants to marry Saitama." Saitama's mother-in-law said the big good.

I was overjoyed, and turned to doubt, and said, "Mother-in-law, I'm a poor bastard, and Saitama won't agree." ”

"Don't worry, Saitama listens to her mother-in-law the most." Saitama's mother-in-law said with great confidence.

"Your daughter-in-law wants a bride price of 500,000 yuan, and I can't get so much money for selling myself." I am reminded of Uncle Huang's words.

"Rongchang don't be afraid, Saitama is an assertive girl, as long as she decides to marry you, she is willing to stick to it." When Granny Saitama said this, I was so excited that my heart jumped out of my throat.

"Mother-in-law, don't worry, I will definitely help you." I pounded my chest.

The chill behind me disappeared, and Granny Saitama's ghost was gone, and I sang a little song and went home happily.

On the day of Saitama's mother-in-law's burial, the eight immortals carried the coffin, and the coffin was lifted once, and the thick bamboo pole at the mouth of the bowl broke once, which was an extremely rare ghost rod.

It shows that the deceased is resentful, and the resentment is also corpse gas, as long as three bags of lime are placed in the coffin and the corpse gas inside is absorbed.

If I want to make fun of Sister Hua, I can't solve it easily, pretend to jump up and down to find a way, and finally say to Sister Hua with a bitter face: "Sister Hua, this rotten rod is so evil, I can't deal with it." ”

If the ghost rotten rod cannot be solved, the deceased cannot go up the mountain to be buried, and must be buried at home for seven days.

Leaving aside the cost of the seven-day mortuary, according to the custom, the funeral will be re-organized and the flowing water banquet will be eaten, that is, the relatives and friends who will accompany the funeral will eat and drink for two whole days.

How could Sister Hua, who loves money like her life, stand it, sit on the edge of the coffin, slap the coffin board and howl.

"You old shell, you don't stop even when you die, isn't this my life? Not to mention the cost of a few hundred yuan a day, it is thousands to eat a flowing water seat! If I don't live anymore, I'll die in the old shell! ”

howled, hit his head on the coffin board, and was hurriedly pulled by Uncle Huang.

The old shell is scolding the old man.

"Rongchang, think about it carefully, is there any way to remedy it? Otherwise, it would really cost Sister Hua half her life. Uncle Huang shouted at me anxiously.

I pretended to scratch my head and thought for a while before I spoke: "There is a way, I'm afraid that Sister Hua won't be willing." ”

As soon as the words fell, Sister Hua jumped up from the ground like a spring, rushed to the front, and stared at me fiercely.

"Rongchang, tell me quickly, as long as it doesn't cost money, Sister Hua will agree to any conditions."

I pretended to hesitate and said, "After the first seven days, you and your husband will marry and keep filial piety for 90 days." "To keep filial piety is to build a shed next to the grave to live, and to worship the three animals every day, burn incense and bow down.

It can be regarded as making up for the anger of Saitama's mother-in-law during her lifetime.

Sister Hua made a terrible grinding sound, and finally squeezed words out of her throat.

"Okay, I promise."

I told her that she had to kneel in front of the coffin and say it loudly, and she did so, and Granny Saitama was able to get out of the funeral smoothly after her resentment was eliminated.

After eating the thank-you wine, I went home and waited for Saitama, a beautiful daughter-in-law, to come to the door.

didn't wait for Saitama to come to the door, waited for the golden pen to call, saying that Boss Wang's sister was dead and asked me to go to sacrifice immortals.

Boss Wang's sister is less than fifty years old, why did she die? At the funeral, I heard people talk about it, and Boss Wang's sister suddenly died of a strange disease.

It's not uncommon to die of a strange illness, I didn't think about it deeply.

When I returned to Huatianfang Town, not long after entering the house, I heard a beautiful female voice calling me outside.

"Is Li Rongchang at home?"

It sounded very exciting, I went to open the door, and saw Saitama standing at the door, and when I saw the door open, my delicate face immediately flew with a shy flush, adding a bit of beauty.

It made me dizzy, and I was busy welcoming Saitama through the door and serving me like a concubine.

Serving the tea I handed over, Saitama calmed down, looked around, and said generously, "I'll come and see my new home in the future." ”

These words were like a wave, and the great sense of happiness overwhelmed me and I was about to suffocate.

I stood there dumbfounded, my vision blurred and my mind blank.

Saitama pursed her lips and smiled lightly and said, "Look at your stupid appearance, in fact, you look likeable, but you are a dry sacrifice immortal." After speaking, he sighed and said, "People are also a little lazy, look at the chaos in this house?" ”

Then he put down his teacup, got up and walked into my room, and began to pack his things.