I was stupid until Saitama called for dinner, and at the dinner table, I couldn't help but laugh out loud when I looked at her beautiful face.

After eating, it was already dark, and I was about to send Saitama home, and she said to me with affection, "I want to stay at home tonight, and I want to cook raw rice and mature rice, so that my mother has nothing to do."

My head was buzzing, but this time I didn't get stupid, and I picked up Saitama and walked to the room.

Happiness came so suddenly that it swallowed dates.

The good life was a mess, until the golden pen called, saying that Boss Wang's younger brother had died and asked me to be an immortal.

Why is Boss Wang's family always dead?

Now I am a family person, and I can't hesitate to make money, so I rushed to the county seat to do a sacrifice to immortals.

At the funeral site, Jin Bi told me that Boss Wang successfully got a piece of land, and as soon as it opened, the house was sold out, and Boss Wang made a lot of money.

I was immersed in happiness, and I wouldn't think about the short-term violent death of the two people in Boss Wang's family, and after making the sacrifice to the immortals, I took the more than 90,000 money given by Boss Wang, and rushed home.

All 90,000 yuan was handed over to Saitama, and she immediately made up her mind, and the two of us got married and held a banquet, which made Sister Hua completely dead.

Local folk customs use banquets as evidence, which is sometimes more useful than going to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate.

I hired a chef to cook the food, set up twenty tables on the streets of the town, and officially married Saitama in the excitement.

It's all hidden from the Saitama family.

Of course, the paper never caught the fire, and halfway through the banquet, the Saitama family came to the door.

Saitama's father's surname is Zhang, and he works as a butcher on weekdays, nicknamed Zhang Butcher, he takes the lead with a butcher's knife in his hand, but he doesn't look very fierce, and he seems to have a spring breeze on his face.

Sister Hua followed behind, the angry and corrupt could not be described, she could only say that her eyes were redder than a soldering iron, and she was holding a ruler-long scissors in her hand.

Saitama didn't hurry to let me hide, and she took care of everything, and I hid in the street store with anxiety.

Not long after, Sister Hua cried and howled.

"You cheap hoof, automatically sent to the door to be a wife, and you still have to be shameless? We don't have a place to put our family's faces! ”

"Mom, when you come, sit down and drink, don't mess up the wedding banquet between me and Rongchang." Saitama is neither humble nor arrogant.

"Cheap hoof, old lady now remove all the tables!"

"Mom, if you dare to lift the table, I will burn down three floors of the house when I go back."

"Wow, it's the other way around, it's the other way around, what kind of goblin am I? Woo...... God, you slash a thunderbolt and take care of this goblin! "Sister Hua must be rolling on the ground.

"Forget it, Sister Hua, everyone has drunk the wine, and they can't regret it like the water they spilled, so it's better to sit down and be a mother-in-law to celebrate." Uncle Huang carefully persuaded beside him.

"Woo......" Sister Hua couldn't listen.

"Old Guo's family, my guy brought it, and when I finish drinking, I will kill your pig, and my family will have a wedding banquet tomorrow." This is the leisurely voice of the butcher.

"Drink the smoke in your house, drink the death in your house! I was as beautiful as a flower back then, but I was deceived by your two catties of meat, and now I am my daughter like a flower and jade, and I was deceived by a poor and clanging immortal, what kind of virtue is this? Sister Hua cried like a fascination.

The scolding was too vicious, I really couldn't listen to it, I walked out of the store in a huff, and saw Sister Hua sitting on the ground crying in ashes, I walked over and said in a muffled voice: "I will give 500,000 dowry." "Hope is pinned on "Dragon and Phoenix Burial".

Sister Hua jumped up from the ground like a spring, pointed at me, and said to everyone: "This is what he said, I didn't force him, everyone has to testify!" ”

Saitama came over, angrily pinched my arm and said, "If you can, I won't do it!" Mom, don't try to fight this idea. "What a good wife.

Sister Hua's eyes rolled and said: "If you don't make up your mind, you won't make up your mind, Mom admits this bad debt, Rongchang is alone, you two live at home from now on, and I will be one more son." Rongchang's house is rented out, and all the rent belongs to me. ”

Since I gave in, Saitama had nothing to say, so naturally I wouldn't refuse, and it would be the same wherever I lived.

In front of Saitama's house is a shop selling things for the dead, in the middle is a courtyard, and in the back is a three-story building. After I moved in, Sister Hua bought two piglets and a flock of chickens and ducks, and I was responsible for raising them in the future.

Get a stinky body every day.

Saitama was pregnant, I took her to the county hospital for an examination, and when I came out of the hospital, I received a call from the golden pen, saying that there was a dragon and phoenix funeral business, and the amount was to be discussed by me personally.

I asked Saitama to go home alone and go to the "Dragon and Phoenix Funeral" business by myself.

The owner is a woman who is very beautiful, and she can't see her age when she is rich, so she can only guess that she is over thirty years old, and the golden pen is called Sister Yuman.

Sister Yuman lives in a large villa in the county seat, which is magnificent, which proves that the owner is rich and noble.

When I saw Sister Yuman, she was wearing a silk pajama and sitting on the single sofa with her legs crossed, and when I went in, she didn't get up and casually beckoned me to sit opposite.

The golden pen sent me to the place to leave for something, and I and Sister Yuman were left in the villa.

I asked Sister Yuman to lie down on the couch, and I used to feel the acupoints on her body, and I felt her feng shui field with rich foreign wealth.

The two of us negotiated the price, Sister Yuman offered a price of 200,000 yuan, I couldn't bear to serve animals at Sister Hua's house, and Sister Hua also hinted at the bride price many times, so she proposed to ask for 500,000 yuan, wanting to solve the bride price problem at one time and get rid of the life in Sister Hua's house.

I believe that Sister Yuman will agree, Sister Yuman should have heard of Boss Wang's success, for Sister Yuman, 500,000 yuan is not much.

Sister Yuman thought about it for a while and promised to give 500,000.

I can't be sorry Saitama, I politely declined this invitation.

Walking out of Sister Yuman's villa, I received a call from the golden pen, informing me that it was Sister Yuman's father who was going to be buried, and he was currently lying in the hospital, and the doctor estimated that he would not live for ten days.

A week later, Sister Yuman's father died in the hospital, and I rushed to the county seat to arrange the dragon and phoenix burial.

At the scene of the mourning hall, I pinched my fingers and counted, set up the mourning shed, and let the eight immortals carry the dead into the coffin when it was auspicious, and then carried out the layout of 'two stars'.

There are five auspicious stars in the Nine Star Flying Palace, Greedy Wolf, Wenchang, Wuqu, Zuo Fu, and Youbi, this time the deceased is a man, and Zuo Fu and Youbi can only be used to make a 'two-star glow' layout.

Compared with Boss Wang's dragon and phoenix burial, the charm is missing a golden light spell, and the corresponding hexagram position is also different.

The back mountain and water bureau is the core of the dragon and phoenix burial, and the first swing of the pixiu tail swing fish tank forms the back of the mountain and the water bureau.

In the evening, as usual, I had to keep the golden candle bright and not extinguished, and Sister Yuman's younger brother kept the spirit, estimated that he was sleepy, and fell asleep with his head hanging before nine o'clock.

The guardian is responsible for keeping the incense candle in front of the ice coffin, and this state is definitely not good.

Sister Yuman called two employees of the company to replace her.

At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, the lights in the mourning hall flickered and went out a few times, and at the same time, a strange wind blew out of nowhere to blow out all the candle flames.

Only a faint light came in from the outside, and the whole mourning hall looked dark and terrifying.

I chuckled and turned my head to look at the ice coffin, where there was nothing out of the ordinary. The two employees of the wake ran out, saying that they were going to check the electrical wiring and asked me to light the candles.

Taking out the lighter, I first went to light the big candle in front of the ice coffin, and as soon as I got to the big candle, there was a sudden slight creeping sound in the ice coffin, which made me feel terrified.