Chapter 16: The ...... Red Gate Banquet?

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Aggressive Scrooge. The most common breed of Scrooge is a large ball of flesh with sharp teeth, usually with two thick legs, and is good at running and jumping.

In addition to the characteristics that are usually shared above, there are also subtle differences between these skoogers. For example, some have horns, some have no tails, some have one eye, some have several eyes, and the same is true for nostrils, which may be single nostrils, or multiple nostrils, and so on.

This Scrooge is extremely aggressive, and will bite anything he can with his huge mouth full of fangs.

They are one of the main food sources for orcs and farts and are also used as weapons of war.

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Ignoring the crying and aggrieved lack of heart, Meng Nan once again gathered the fart spirits together.

"Rotten nose, tell me what happened before I was unconscious. ”

Tell the story, of course, the "performer" of the rotten nose will tell, Meng Nan believes that this little guy can restore the beginning and end of the incident very well, so as to find out the reason for the change in the attitude of the rotten gambler captain.

The rotten nose was very happy to be named, and hurriedly walked to the spacious territory, and then saw it holding its chest up, and was putting on a posture with its middle finger facing the sky: "Brother Mao, I'm not a pirate, get out of ......."

Before he could finish his words, the door to the room was slammed open.

It was none other than the real owner of this room, Captain Rotten Gambler.

"Chatter, boy, you're awake, and if you don't wake up again, I'm ready to let the best mad doctor on board show you your brain. What's the matter, don't you feel comfortable, do you want to call a mad doctor to come and show the maid?"

Hearing this, Meng Nan was in a cold sweat. The mad doctor of the orcs, or the mad doctor who was driven out of the clan and became a pirate, can those guys really treat people? I'm afraid it's a 100% medical malpractice rate!

"No, no, I'm just so tired that I fall asleep, and I don't have to see a madman. ”

The rotten gambler captain not only smiled enthusiastically, but also beat Meng Nan's chest, and nodded with satisfaction when he heard the sound of a strong knock and said: "Boy, let's go, I'll take you to the canteen to eat, the fart chef on the ship has made the boss a mushroom feast!"

As he spoke, he put his arm on Meng Nan's shoulder and walked out, looking enthusiastic, as if he was not the same person who threatened Meng Nan with a gun before.

Meng Nan was stunned, he really couldn't understand. Captain Rotten Gambler is too enthusiastic, isn't he? What the hell is going on?!

Stabilizing his footing slightly, he leaned sideways and put down the arm of Captain Rotten Gambler without a trace, and then said, "Captain Rotten Gambler, I really don't plan to join your personal guard, and I don't want to become a pirate. ”

"Chatter, what does it matter, if you don't want to join, you won't join, can I still tie up? I don't know what kind of medicine this rotten gambler captain took wrong, and when Meng Nan refused like this, his face did not change at all, and he still invited warmly. "Let's go, let's go fill my stomach first and then talk about other things. Hey, you ass, come along. ”

This was a surprise for the ass, who immediately shouted "Waaaagh!".

Hey, that's not what you said before! There must be a demon when things go wrong, Meng Nan was vigilant, but he still walked with the rotten gambler captain, he really wanted to understand what was going on.

Orcs are noisy and quiet, and only very rarely will these lively creatures find a place to sit quietly in a daze. Captain Rotten Gambler loved to be busy, he liked to sit in the highest and most spacious seat of the cafeteria, and look down on his dirty guns and thugs on their meat, listen to them speak loudly about their battles, and then watch them get drunk and fight. Sometimes when the mood comes, he himself will pick up the bench wine glass and go to the group fight.

When the fight was over, he would have his own guards count the damaged equipment, and then ask the boys who were fighting to pay a large fine.

He thinks this kind of life is very pirate, very Waaaagh!

At this moment, Meng Nan sat with him in the highest seat of the cafeteria, and in a slightly lower place sat his personal guard bodyguards, including the "madman" Ska who had fought with him. The heavy armor that the guy was wearing was finally gone, there were a few thick iron rods fixed to his left leg, probably broken bones, and the power pliers on his right arm had not been put back on, and the overall look was completely devoid of the majesty and domineering when they first met.

Those mad doctors didn't saw Ya's leg and put a prosthetic leg on it? This surprised Meng Nan, it seems that there are more reliable mad doctors on this ship......

How did he know that the "madman" suffered heavy losses this time, in order to repair the power armor and power tongs, there was no child left in his pocket, how could he have money to buy a prosthetic leg, and when he was carried to be treated, he insisted on threatening the madman with a gun to find another way, so that his leg was saved.

After turning over this matter and not mentioning it, Meng Nan turned his head to look at the dining table made of pure gold, the desktop is two zhang horizontal and vertical, the light can be seen, the edge is engraved with human characters, and the attached patterns and patterns are exquisite, vivid, and can be regarded as a work of art.

Well, this cliff is something stolen from the Human Empire, and judging by the style of this model, it may be a table dedicated to holy relics in a cathedral.

Meng Nan was thinking so, when he heard the captain of the rotten gambler laugh proudly: "Chatter, this table is good, I just became the captain and I will snatch it from the shrimp! At that time, those small cans of shrimp still wanted to snatch things back, but they were all taken down by me, chattering." ”

After speaking, he slapped the table and shouted: "Serve the food and wine, hurry up!"

can snatch things in front of the Space Marines, and successfully snatch things away, and he did not lack arms or legs to kill all the Space Marines...... Meng Nan could only sigh that the other party was really a awesome character in the orc world.

Of course, pirates, telling a story is tantamount to bragging, but the outline of the matter should be similar in the early stage, as for the end of the overturning of all the Star Marines, or the escape with things for three years, it doesn't matter at all, everyone can happily shout 66666 after listening to it.

The rotten gambler captain sat there foaming at the mouth, blowing about the great achievements of the past, and the cooked dishes began to be served one after another.

The people who cook and serve the food are all fart spirits, but not the ones under Meng Nan, those who are moving the little horses to sit in the small corner on the side, there is also a small table there, and the fart spirits will also serve them a small portion when they serve Meng Nan and them.

The dishes prepared by the fart spirits are very rich, including mushroom soup, dried mushrooms, fried mushrooms, mixed mushrooms, stewed scotts, roasted skoogers, fried skoogers, and a wide variety of patterns. In the end, eight fart spirits carried a large jar of mushroom wine on the table, and the banquet was complete.

"Okay, I don't talk much nonsense, everyone is full of food and drink. Captain Rotten Gambler roared as he picked up his gem-encrusted ginglass. “Waaaaaaagh!”

“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!”

The waaagh sound in the cafeteria came and went, shaking the ceiling of the hall and falling dust, and the dining atmosphere was very lively.

"Hey, macho boy, don't be polite to me, it's whole!"

However, Meng Nan looked at the dishes on the table, and his face was a little dark green. These things are really edible? I'm afraid it's not a Hongmen feast!