Chapter 2: The Butt Dentist

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"Waaagh!", the most commonly used word in the daily life of orcs, for orcs, this word is not only a tone interjection, but also given a richer meaning, such as "we are coming", "the car is overturned", "the car is too fierce", "cool overturned" and so on, mainly depending on its context, usually when using this word, orcs will be upset.

When is the time for orcs to be at their best? of course it's time for a fight or a fight!

In addition, when shouting "Waaagh!" there is also a stance that is also equivalent to the power of "I think" to some extent, and can make the impossible possible.

In short, it is an all-encompassing word, and it is the so-called "Waaagh!" culture.

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Whoever has the big fist is the boss.

A fist can refer to an unrivaled strength and physique, or a mind full of insidious and cunning schemes, or both. Anyway, as long as you can knock over the best guy in the orcs, then you're the boss.

This is a law that has been followed for tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of years in the orc community, and no orc will question it, and instead of thinking about these wastes of time, they are more willing to come to a hearty Waaagh and fight it!

A vicious-looking orc, a cowardly fart with thin arms and legs, it is clear that Meng Nan has become the boss, and his only subordinate is a fart slave who is only waist-high as him. As for where the previous boss went, I'm afraid I'll have to find it in the pile of minced limbs.

Kewpie - that is, the fart spirit - said that this time Waaagh! was carried out under the leadership of the war boss, the bandit "Tooth King", and many, many orcs came to participate in the Waaagh led by the Tooth King, and everyone fought with the shrimp on this planet for several months, but today I have to admit that the Waaagh of the Tooth King failed.

Meng Nan hid in the cave and listened, so he could only pout his mouth to show his disdain. It's a bit overwhelming for a war boss with a population of one million to dare to launch Waaagh against the human planet.

In this world, waging war, a population of one million is not considered rich, but a combat power of tens of millions has just started! Not to mention that orcs have always been famous for their violent soldiers.

But I have to thank this guy who is the Tooth Breaker, otherwise I wouldn't be able to jump into the boss all at once, well, it seems a little unworthy of the name at the moment, but who can say anything about the future.

Maybe in the future, he can lead many orcs to become the boss in the real sense, or even become an existence like the "Tooth King", that is, the existence of being called a war boss or a war warlord because he leads many bosses, provided that he can keep alive.

After despising the Tooth Burst King, Meng Nan began to feel that Cuppy was a bold elf ghost, this little man was the only fart who dared to bet on the Tooth Bursting King to lose in the gambling game, so at the beginning of the war, it hid behind a certain orc master to shoot black guns, and after a few months, the master changed dozens of them, but it lived more and more energetically, and even the injuries left by the beating were all healed.

At this moment, by the faint light of the fire, Kewpie was happily counting the teeth in his pocket, which he had pulled all the way from the dead body, and according to it, it was to take the gambling money from the loser.

"Kewpie. Meng Nan greeted.

The other party immediately held his teeth in his arms in a panic, as if he was afraid that Meng Nan would meet the wealth.

Meng Nan was speechless for a while, he was not interested in those bloody currencies, especially after seeing the whole process of how Kewpie obtained his teeth. He said, "You won't be called Kewpie anymore." ”

"Big boss, what will I be called in the future?" It still didn't know what Meng Nan's name was, and it didn't dare to ask rashly.

Meng Nan said with a wicked taste: "Dentist, you will be called Dentist Cuppy in the future." And I'm ...... You can call me Boss Meng Nan in the future. ”

"Okay, macho boss. Got it, macho boss. "Cuppy didn't dare to raise an objection at this time, because there might be only one orc boss left on this planet, and he still had to rely on him.

Getting the new name didn't make Cuppy happy immediately, everything related to teeth made it itch, it hesitated for a while but mustered up the courage to speak: "Macho boss, what do you mean by dentist, does it have anything to do with teeth?"

I have to say that the dentist is indeed very smart, but it's a pity that the outspoken suburban London accent called Meng Nan a macho man......

I'm too lazy to correct it, so the macho man is the macho man.

Meng Nanzheng was bored and explained: "The dentist is the fart who knocks out the guy's teeth when he doesn't like it." ”

Thinking about it, orcs don't have the profession of dentists, because their teeth are constantly being replaced all their lives, and they don't need dentists to maintain them at all.

The dentist Cupi was obviously happy, holding a lot of teeth and jumping up: "Cuppy likes this name, Cupi will be a dentist from now on!

"Huh?" Meng Nan raised his voice and secretly said that this kid has a backbone.

"No, no, boss, I'm wrong, I'm going to knock out the teeth of all the guys you don't like in the future!" the dentist quickly changed his words.

Looking at the fart spirit nodding in front of him, Meng Nan nodded with satisfaction.

"Dentist, the boss has a task for you. ”

"Macho boss, you command, I will do it to your satisfaction. ”

The dentist did a dog's leg look, but Meng Nan wanted to believe that this cunning little guy was weird, so he rushed over to it and hid behind the master and shot the black gun, knowing that this would definitely have to be discounted.

"You go and get me some weapons and equipment. ”

In order to reduce the burden and run away, Meng Nan didn't pick up anything on the road, and now he has neither weapons nor armor, his heart is really unsteady, and he is worried that he will run into a Space Marine, but it is much more convenient and safe for the dentist to go out, and the nose and eyes of the fart spirit are much easier to use than the orcs at night, and it is small and smart, and the probability of being found is much lower.

As soon as the fart spirit heard this, his two pointed ears drooped: "Ah, boss, are the two of us going to fight the shrimp?"

"it, just the two of us are not enough for others to stuff their teeth. You go find some guys who can take advantage of it, and then we will find a way to go back to the orc-controlled star area, and when you go back, Lao Tzu will reward you with five bags of big, white teeth. Meng Nan was penniless at this time, but this did not prevent him from writing blank checks and flying.

Hearing that he didn't want to continue to fight with the shrimps, and that he had a lot of money promised by the boss, the dentist immediately came to his senses again.

"Okay boss, I understand boss, I'll find you a guy. ”

The dentist carefully put the tooth back into the bag and left in the dark. As for where it went to find things, Meng Nan didn't care, the dentist was clever.

The cave fell silent, and Meng Nan thought about the flames.

At present, the place where he is hiding is far enough away from the battlefield, as long as the human beings are not carried away by the joy of victory, then they should be busy cleaning the battlefield and burning the stumps and severed arms of the orcs.

After all, if you leave it alone, you will definitely face the annoying situation of "the orcs can't be killed, and the spring breeze blows and grows again". If you accidentally drop a piece of orc skin, you may see many large mushrooms grow on the ground after a few weeks, and then dozens of orcs crawl out from under the big mushrooms, and many orc subspecies will also be born.

Orcs grow mushrooms, there are so many mushrooms, and after a year and a half, it will definitely be another green catastrophe.

Compared to those corpse mountains and sea of blood, at present, this kind of small fish that has slipped through the net should not make humans pay too much attention.

So Meng Nan came to a conclusion that he was still safe for the time being, and the only thing to do was to find a way to leave this planet, and it was best to return to the star area controlled by the orcs, and then find a way to wear it back.

From the bottom of his heart, Meng Nan didn't want to go to the orc star area, in the world of orcs, the best job is to fight, and the best way to relax is to fight.

But he is an orc now, and in this world, the same race kills each other without mercy, not to mention the existence of alien races, such as humans, spirit races, space necromancers, Tyranid zergs, titanium empire people, etc., and the cliff is an endless situation when they meet.

"I can only go to the orc star area...... Meng Nan estimated that his chances of surviving in the orc territory must be much higher than in the human planet.

Meng Nan didn't sleep very well, he wasn't a real orc with a big heart, it would be strange if he could fall asleep. About the time it was almost dawn, there was a thunderclap at the entrance of the cave, and Meng Nan touched it and took a look, good guy, seven or eight fart spirits were carrying a big guy to move here.