586 Rush to Llama Lake
Xiaobai looked at the lunch box, the lion's head Dongpo meat sweet and sour fish, as well as the white flowery rice, the colorful dim sum, and said that this is a meal in the world, all cooked food, I am afraid that I will not be used to eating it, and I don't know how to use chopsticks.
I listened to a wave of my hand, pinched Xiaobai's chin and said, "If you don't know how to use it, you have to learn, and if you are not used to eating, you must try it, and you will follow me in the future, and never eat raw things again." ”
Xiaobai stretched out her little hand, broke my hand off her chin, and lowered her head to pick up the chopsticks.
"Master, no matter whether there is anyone or no in the future, please don't do anything to me, it will damage your majesty."
People say that once, there are a hundred times, you are good, always reject me thousands of miles away!
This girl is a tendon, she can't be measured by ordinary people, and it doesn't make sense to reason with her, so I patted the stone platform where the meal was and said, "Okay, okay, my General Bai, I know, you eat quickly!" ”
Xiaobai sat opposite me, and Zhengse said to me, "You promise me, I will eat." ”
Looking at her serious face, my heart said it was broken!
Datou and Ye Han both said that no matter whether a man or a woman, as long as they do that kind of thing once, they will always want to do it again in the future, but this girl doesn't take this path at all!
People chase first and then go to bed, but I'm good, I have to chase after going to bed first.
But seeing that Xiaobai just doesn't eat it, I have to say, okay, I promise you that I will never do anything to you in the future.
"No, you have to swear to the sky before I believe you." Xiaobai does not give up.
I can't help it, stand at the mouth of the cave and point to the sky, saying that God is above, if I do something evil to Xiaobai, you will send a thunderbolt to my head.
"Master, I hope you can understand that you are now an immortal, and the oath you have made will be fulfilled if you violate it."
I said twice, my heart said that it was not just thunder, how many times have I been subjected to it, master!
Xiaobai saw that I did what she said, and then I started to eat, to be honest, in our country, whether it is a demon or a human, learning to use chopsticks is very fast, Xiaobai turned the chopsticks in his hand, fiddled with a few times, and will soon use it.
After learning how to use chopsticks, she carefully tasted a small piece of the lion's head, followed by a large one.
A lion's head was quickly eaten by Xiaobai with rice and eaten.
"Isn't it delicious?" I asked.
"I didn't expect the food in the world to be so delicious! Thank you, sir! Xiaobai said while eating.
"Don't be polite to me, eat."
I spoke, whistled loudly, and then I ate with Xiaobai.
The mountain is like a yellow lightning, and soon ran over, I pointed to the pig's head hanging on the tree outside, and said that the big one is yours, and the other small one is the winter snow, eat it, and when you are full, we will do something tonight.
When Shan Biao ate half of a pig's head, Dongxue rushed over.
In the past, the speed of winter snow was not slower than that of Shan Biao, but now that Shan Biao has become a mountain yellow, the winter snow is far worse.
The two tigers were eating pig's heads, and Xiaobai and I were eating, but Dajin actually shook over.
Dajin bowed to me first, and then began to look at Xiaobai.
"Shout, isn't this the little white sister? It tastes so good! This little face, white and red, red and bright, who moisturized it? ”
Xiaobai said with a red face, Sister Jin, please don't speculate, let alone talk nonsense, and tarnish my innocence.
"Xiaobai, you are less here, I can see at a glance if you are a virgin, you can't hide it from me! The eldest lord has just been reborn this time, and he is about to revitalize Running Tiger Ridge, why did you seduce him! You're trying to get on top of Israel! ”
When Dajin said these words, he looked righteous and awe-inspiring, and he looked like he was asking for guilt.
I didn't expect her eyes to be so poisonous, she could see that Xiaobai was broken, and she could even see that it was me who broke Xiaobai's body, but she didn't dare to say a word at me, so now she won't let go of Xiaobai.
I put my chopsticks down.
I had to speak, so I said, "Dajin, that's enough!" I forced Xiaobai, she didn't do it voluntarily! ”
"She didn't do it voluntarily, she would have gone to die a long time ago! When I first came over, she obviously ate very deliciously, let alone looking for death and life, she didn't even look unhappy. ”
Hearing Dajin say this, I was furious.
I slapped the stone table and roared angrily: "The private affairs of the master and Xiaobai, do you want to ask about it!" ”
Hearing that I was angry, Shan Biao didn't even eat the pig's head, and rushed over in the blink of an eye.
Shan Biao opened his bloody mouth to Dajin, and as long as I gave an order, it would bite Dajin to death mercilessly.
Dajin was so frightened that his face was like ashes, and the expression of fear in the morning reappeared, and he immediately knelt down for me.
In order to show my majesty, I ignored her and waved my hand to let Shan Biao continue to eat the pig's head.
I didn't speak, Dajin knelt on the ground, didn't even dare to speak, I pointed at Xiaobai and said you continue to eat.
Xiaobai shook his head, lowered his head and ate a few bites, saying that he was full.
I didn't see that she was eating much, and I thought she was affected by her mood, so I asked her if she was really full.
Xiaobai understood what I meant, and said that I was really full, and I had a small amount of food.
I lowered my head and picked up another piece of rice, and saw that Shan Biao had eaten a pig's head, and then stood up, Dongxue ate very slowly, I felt that her strength was too far behind, and it didn't make much use of her, and I had to worry about her being injured.
So I only brought Shan Biao and Xiaobai.
Before leaving, I pointed to Dajin and said you stand up, the matter between me and Xiaobai, you dare to say a word, the consequences you know - cough cough, most of these meals have not been moved, you take them back and taste them.
I gave a slap in the face and a sweet date.
I also don't want Dajin to think that I'm going to be disgusted with her in the future.
There's no way, after all, I'm the head of Running Tiger Ridge, a lot of things, I can't be willful anymore, I have to deal with the relationship with my direct subordinates, especially Dajin.
I can also see that in addition to being a little enchanting, Dajin is actually loyal to me.
After all, after I came again, she was still cheeky and stuck me.
If you look at it from another angle, it means that she still treats me as a king.
Dajin was originally very frightened, but when she heard me give her food, her face eased a lot, and she looked flattered.
"Thank you, sir!" Dajin said.
I smiled and said I still have something to do tonight, after you finish eating, notify the other immortals, tidy up their respective caves, gather people's hearts, and put life on the right track as soon as possible.
Dajin said Lingzhi, sir, you are busy with you, and I will pay attention to my identity in the future.
I smiled and reminded her, this morning, you made it once, just made another mistake, it's only three things, you remember, there will be a next time, I won't laugh with you and pull it down.
Dajin hurriedly said that this time it must be a long memory.
"Let's go, let's go down the mountain!"
After I finished speaking, when I walked in front first, Xiaobai followed behind me, Shan Biao was in the rear, and when I left Dajin's sight, I stopped suddenly and turned sharply, Xiaobai couldn't hold his foot, and bumped into my arms.
I took the opportunity to put my arms around her, and before she could react, I pinched her little face again.
"Xiaobai, your little face is so shiny and beautiful, it smells fragrant, come, let the master kiss it."
After I finished speaking, I kissed Xiaobai's little face, and she quickly covered her mouth.
I couldn't kiss her mouth, so I printed a kiss on her forehead.
Xiaobai pushed me away and said Master, you just swore a poisonous oath, and it has only been a long time since you broke your vows.
"I didn't break the vows! I'm just pretending to be husband and wife with you, this is a necessary prerequisite for going to Peacock Island tonight - Xiaobai listens to the order, you have to cooperate with the lord tonight, play the lord's daughter-in-law, and deal with the enemy together. ”
Seeing that I took out a businesslike attitude, Xiaobai had no choice but to say that pretending to be okay could do it, but it was absolutely impossible to move your hands and feet, it was only three things, you had already committed it once.
I said I know, I just said Dajin's words, and you used it against me.
I said that I was going to carry Xiaobai to Shan Biao's back.
Xiaobai dodged my hand and said vigilantly: "No need, I'll come by myself, you go up first and I'll go up later." ”
It's afraid I'll eat her tofu.
I smiled bitterly and jumped on Shan Biao's back, Xiaobai asked me to sit forward, and then she jumped up.
And in order not to let me take advantage of her, Xiaobai also tried to sit back, because Shan Biao's body was huge and her back was very long, so she kept a lot of distance between me and me.
In this way, a scattered fairy and a goblin, riding a mountain yellow together, went straight to Llama Lake in the night.
Shan Biao's speed was very fast, and after bypassing the old street, I frowned and suddenly shouted: Stop!