585 Collecting money and running tiger street
When I washed and changed into clothes, Xu Laosan had already cooked me a bowl of noodles, and then chattered to me, saying eldest grandson, you have to take care of Shanbiao, and you have come to steal my things again, just a pot of rice, and the pot has been taken away for me.
I didn't dare to say that I asked Shan Biao to steal the food, so I said that the third grandfather, don't worry, I will explain to Shan Biao when I turn around, and let him not come to Guandi Temple again in the future to steal your things.
Xu Laosan said that you can tell it, if there is someone in the Guandi Temple, if it comes again, it will make a chicken and a dog jump.
I ate the noodles while making two mmmmmmmmmmm
As I finished eating a bowl of noodles, a question suddenly occurred to me.
Now that I don't change my true body, Xu Laosan can see that I have reached the realm of scattered immortals, so I will walk in the world in the future, what if there is the same master and peek into my identity?
At that time, if he breaks it, it will be very troublesome for a large number of people who do not know the truth to kneel down around him!
And I went to Peacock Island like this, after Ji Caiyun saw me, he knew that I had become powerful, what should I do if this girl is hiding?
Thinking of this, I grabbed Xu Laosan, told him about the matter, and asked him to help me figure out a way.
"Huangshan, can you listen to the third grandfather first, if you listen, I will help you solve this problem."
I put down the bowl and looked Xu Laosan up and down, not knowing what deal he was going to make with me, so I said tentatively: "Third grandfather, you want money again, don't you?" Otherwise, I'll give you a hill in Running Tiger Ridge. ”
Xu Laosan jumped up and said What are you talking about, I'm such a greedy person! I've saved enough money now, and I don't need to bother with your wallet anymore!
What Xu Laosan said was straightforward and dignified, and he stopped me at that time.
Seeing his angry appearance, I was afraid that he would not solve the problem for me, so I quickly bowed my head and admitted my mistake.
"Third grandfather, I was wrong, I was wrong, I can't do it, if you have anything to say, just say it."
Xu Laosan sat down, took my hand, and taught me earnestly.
"Huangshan, Ji Caiyun's girl, after all, is a woman, the meaning is right, don't go too far, we men must always be broad-minded, with an ignorant little girl, what do you think you care about!"
I said in my heart that she was going to kill me at first, and I saw the letter in the heart-haunting tree, which said that she was confused and helpless, and I had forgiven her, and everyone would go their own way in the future.
It shouldn't be, she shouldn't have bewitched Tian Tian and separated me and Mai Xiaoying.
And after the separation, she trampled me under her feet, humiliated me in every way, and what made me even more intolerable was that she also took away my blue phoenix, and when I was unconscious, I seemed to hear the screams of the blue phoenix.
If it weren't for the fact that I saw the blue phoenix later and scared off the two evil butterflies, I would have thought that she had killed the blue phoenix.
As for the screams made by the blue phoenix, whether it was abused by Ji Caiyun when no one was around, I still have to find out.
Anyway, until now, I still remember the extreme contempt that Ji Caiyun kicked me off the ghost boat and took a sip of me.
Grandma's, in order to take away my thunder fire and help yourself survive the catastrophe, you took the initiative to sleep with me.
Obviously you seduced me first!
As a result, you felt that it was a great insult to lose yourself to me, and you had to find something on me!
I can't spare you!
However, looking at Xu Laosan's expectant gaze, I said in my heart that the old man still has to deal with it, so I will stabilize him first.
"Third grandfather, don't worry, I'll just get out of my breath tonight, hehe, I will keep in mind your old man's teachings."
Xu Laosan stood up at this time, went outside to bring a large handful of incense ashes, mixed it with water and wiped it on my face, and asked me to go to the main hall, and knelt at the foot of Master Guan's sitting statue for a while.
When I was kneeling, I followed Xu Laosan's arrangement and chanted my wishes.
When the incense plaster on my face fell off by itself, Xu Laosan patted me on the shoulder and made me stand up.
After walking out of the main hall, I asked Xu Laosan, is it okay now?
Xu Laosan nodded and said: "The effect is very good, now you have basically returned to the basics, only the realm of your master and the demon monk Jihai can see that you are not mortal, even your grandfather, you can't see it." ”
Hearing Xu Laosan say this, I was relieved to go to sleep, and after dark, the alarm clock went off.
I woke up and shouted, Third Grandpa, is dinner ready, your grandson is hungry!
As a result, there was a commotion in the temple of Emperor Guan, and when I went out to take a look, there were many people in the temple, all kowtowing and burning incense.
I dragged someone over casually, and after asking, I found out that in the evening, several lights suddenly appeared on the top of the Tiger Ridge.
There are red, yellow, white, gray, and colored ones, and many people on the street have seen them.
There is no need to ask, it must be the Seven Immortals who lifted the seal, hid in the cave, gathered their family members and subordinates to discuss, and felt that this was a great thing, so they replaced other people's fireworks with light to celebrate.
Their celebration caused great trouble to people within a radius of dozens of miles.
Everyone didn't know if this was an auspicious omen or a hint of a catastrophe, so they all ran over to ask Xu Laosan.
I saw Xu Laosan standing in the crowd, with a masterful demeanor that peeked into the sky, and began to lie.
"Ahem, there must be a precursor to the catastrophe, this is the goblin coming out of the mountain to the troubled times, but don't worry for the time being, during the day, there are already immortals who have come over and given me a clever plan, and the poor way can solve the problem."
When Xu Laosan said this, he pointed to a few people who were playing cards here during the day, and said Are there any immortals coming?
Lao Bai took the lead and said loudly, yes!
A few others chimed in, saying that there was, and we all saw it.
Xu Laosan saw that the atmosphere was almost baked, and began to flicker again: "Everyone, the mana of the poor road is limited, and the demon subduing and demon elimination still needs the help of Master Guan, Master Guan and his old man are busy with official business, so everyone must be sincere......"
When Xu Laosan said this, a representative action appeared - he rubbed his fingers.
Dawu is Xu Laosan's dog's leg, and when he saw Xu Laosan rubbing his fingers, he hurriedly took out a hundred-yuan bill and stuffed it into the merit box.
In the blink of an eye, Da Wu was already kneeling down in front of Master Guan's sword-lifting statue.
He kowtowed and said, Master Guan, please show mercy to the old man and save my family's life!
Dawu got off to a good start, and the people of Lao Cai were suddenly inspired, and they took money one after another, stuffed it into the merit box, and then knelt down and begged Master Guan to kill demons and demons.
The people in Ran Tiger Street are like this, and the people in Fang Yuan also took out money, large and small banknotes, and stuffed them into the merit box.
I also found that several merit boxes in the Guandi Temple had been moved to the compound.
There is no need to ask, it must be Xu Laosan who took the opportunity to make money after seeing the light coming out of Paohuling.
I dragged Xu Laosan out of the crowd, pulled him into his room, and said Third Grandpa, you are so reckless in accumulating money, you are not afraid of retribution, believe it or not, I will go out and demolish you now!
Xu Laosan grabbed me and asked me with a dark face: "Huangshan, I'll ask you a word, do you want your little aunt to be good?" ”
I nodded, and said that my little aunt had a rough fate and suffered a lot, and of course I hoped that she would be well.
"The money I collected is all for her, don't ask me about the specifics, anyway, there is retribution, it's all on my head, I'm not afraid of death at this age, besides, Master Guan doesn't care about me, I want you to take a mouse!"
I'll just say you didn't tell me before, you've saved enough money.
"It was enough, but it turned out to be enough, anyway, I can't tell you in detail now, my grandson, if you hurt the third grandfather and your little aunt, you shouldn't have seen it, okay?"
When Xu Laosan said this, he pointed out the window and said that you look at the sky, you hurry up and go to Peacock Island, find your little phoenix, go happily, don't ask about things here.
Xu Laosan said, and sent me out of Guandi Temple all the way.
He sent it in a hurry, and I didn't take my mobile wallet, so I said you give me 1,800, and I want to buy clothes.
Xu Laosan glared at each other, and said You kid, why did you blackmail me in turn.
However, he stared back, still afraid that I would go back and expose him, and finally honestly took out all the money on his body to me, more than six hundred, and I took the money and whistled away.
I bought a suit of clothes, I was afraid that I would change at night and tear up my clothes and have no clothes to wear.
I can't strip naked before transforming, that can only make Ji Caiyun see jokes.
I bought quite a few more to eat.
Carrying the things I bought, I climbed up the first hill of Paohuling and went straight to the hot spring cave.
Xiaobai was sitting at the entrance of the cave in a daze, and when he saw me, he quickly stood up.
"Eat something, and then let's go to Peacock Island!"
I took out the packed meal and put it in front of her.