782 broke his belly

After the song fairy came, there was a lot of noise in the yard, I wanted to go out and have a look, but Xiaomi stuffed Xiao Gu into my arms, and then hugged me tightly, just wouldn't let me go out.

So in the room, I could hear Jihai's desperate roar, followed by the crying of the song fairy, and then Chu Zhongtian's drinking, the old abbot's sigh, the dissuasion of the master, and the old turtle's oil and vinegar.

The situation, which was originally fairly balanced, was broken by a sachet.

I was thinking about how to tell Xiaomi to let me out, but something flew over and smashed the door open a crack and landed at my feet.

It was a sachet that had been tattered, the sachet from before, which was crushed by Master Jihai.

At this time, I changed my plans, I feel that it is not a bad thing not to go out now, the provincial Master Jihai is angry with me, although Master Tai will stop him, but after all, Master Huang wants to lose face.

So I was in the room and played with the glass ball with Xiao Gu.

After dark, the courtyard was finally quiet, and then Master Tai called us to eat, and after Xiao Gu and I went out, four small dishes were already placed on the small table, as well as steamed buns and porridge.

The old turtle spirit and the master Tai have already sat down, and these two are not polite at all, and they have already started eating.

Seeing the old turtle spirit smiling, I said Brother, what's wrong with you, you were trapped by my master, and you are still so happy.

The old turtle slapped his face and said, I watched the excitement for a long time today, can I be happy, if I am in the old turtle pool, I will never see this kind of scene in my life, hahaha, I almost laughed to death.

Master Tai raised his hand and slapped the old turtle spirit on the hunchback.

"Can you not get so carried away, it's okay to watch the excitement, don't gloat, eat your meal!"

The old turtle spirit immediately stopped saying a word, and stuffed his head to eat.

Xiaomi served Xiao Gu and me rice, and after sitting down, I asked Master Tai where he had gone now from Song Fairy and Jihai.

"Jihai was taken away by Chu Zhongtian, Chu Zhongtian said that he wanted to hold a wedding for the two of them, Jihai couldn't run away this time, hum, this pedantic guy, don't look at it now, after he flowers and candles in the cave again, hum, this guy will definitely get drunk in the gentle township, think back then, you are too master and I ......"

Seeing that Master Tai was about to start bragging again, I coughed vigorously and then looked at Xiaomi.

Master Tai then remembered that Millet was still beside him, and he coughed twice.

He said to eat, let's eat in a big gulp, but the old abbot must not have eaten well recently, in fact, if it weren't for the song fairy, Jihai would definitely be able to become the next abbot of the Hanging Temple.

During the meal, I asked Master Tai if he would go back to Zihuan County with me.

Master Tai said that he would not go back for the time being, just live here, and wait for your grandfather to come back, you go back first, bring a message to the little third son, let him stretch his dog's legs, and wait for me to go back to interrupt, this kid, dare to say that I am an old fool!

I stuck out my tongue and said Master Tai, forget it when you are old, you go back and say so, and then beat the third grandfather, he will definitely put the account on my head, saying that I am in front of you, sue him for his black state.

Master Tai put the bowl down, wiped his mouth, and said that he had eaten well.

"Huangshan, you don't have to worry about this, I want to beat him, there are many reasons, as soon as I meet him, I will say why don't you kid wear a hat, and then beat him for this reason."

I said, what if my third grandfather was wearing a hat?

At this time, the old turtle couldn't help but interject: "You are stupid, your third grandfather is wearing a hat, and your master will say, why is your kid wearing a hat, and then he will throw a big ear scraper!" ”

I said in my heart that this old fool pretending to be confused is simply too bad!

Originally, I wanted to round the circle again for Xu Laosan, so as not to let him really be beaten, but as a result, something happened, so that I never had time to think about Xu Laosan.

Because Tian Tian hugged the mountain spirit, he swaggered in.

In the past, she always kicked the mountain spirit in her pocket, but this time, she came in with the mountain spirit like Xiaomi holding Xiao Gu.

She also bowed her head and said to the mountain spirit: "Xiaojing doesn't cry, she will be able to see her father soon." ”

Tian Tian deliberately did it for Xiaomi, which means don't be complacent, you have children, and I also have children!

Because the mountain spirit didn't cry at all at that time, and the little face smiled sweetly.

Master Tai looked at Tian Tian and then at me.

I hurriedly said that this is Tian Tian, Chu Zhongtian's stepdaughter, and I ...... with her

"Okay, don't say it, I understand......" Master Tai said this, and said to Tian Tian with a smile: "Tian Tian, have you eaten, if you haven't eaten, sit down and eat together, Master Tai, I will not accompany you after I have eaten." ”

In this way, Master Tai arranged Tian Tian to sit down, shook his hands and left.

Master Tai did not enter the room, but walked towards the outside of the courtyard.

Tian Tian looked at Master Tai's back and asked me, "Uncle, does Master Tai not like me?" ”

Without waiting for me to speak, the old turtle spirit replied: "Tian Tian, how can Gao Lao Dao not like you, he is old, and he has to go out for a walk after eating, otherwise he will have indigestion." ”

Tian Tian was a little relieved at this time, and said to me Nunu, uncle, serve me rice.

As soon as I picked up the spoon, the old turtle spirit spoke again: "Ahem, millet just now, it was my own rice." ”

When Tian Tian heard this, she immediately didn't want me to serve her food, and snatched the spoon from my hand.

The old turtle spirit looked at me, meaning, brother, see it, if I say a word, you don't have to stand up and serve the meal, don't hurry up and thank me.

Before I had time, I replied to the old turtle spirit with my eyes, and Tian Tian spoke in a weird way.

"People can serve themselves, and I can also serve by myself, hum, a bewitching vixen, what kind of virtuous pretend!"

When Xiaomi heard this, he immediately confronted him-for-tat: "Shouting, I am a charm, and I also said that I am a person, I really came when I opened my mouth!" Don't just serve it for yourself, but also serve it to your uncle, because just now, I also served a bowl to your uncle. ”

When Xiaomi said this, Tian Tian had just served herself and the mountain spirit a good meal, and when she heard Xiaomi say this, she immediately took a bowl and gave me another bowl of porridge.

Tian Tian handed the porridge to me, with that kind of virtuous expression on his face, and said to me in a very gentle voice: "Uncle, drink." ”

To be honest, I had already eaten at that time, so I said that I would not drink, and I would not be able to drink.

Tian Tian just stuffed the bowl into my hand, saying that if you don't drink it, you can drink what she gave you, then I will serve it to you, you must also drink it!

Looking at Tian Tian's appearance, I won't stop if I don't drink her.

Anyway, it was porridge, and I couldn't drink it at all, so I picked it up and drank it up quickly.

As a result, after drinking this bowl, Tian Tian served me another bowl.

"Uncle, if you drink one bowl of hers, you must drink two bowls of mine, otherwise I will die for you now!"

In this way, under the persecution of Zai Tian Tian, I drank another bowl.

Put down the empty bowl, I feel really full this time, so I said okay, okay, don't give me food, eat it yourself.

Tian Tian went to eat at this time, at this time, Xiao Gu had eaten well, and the mountain spirit had also eaten, Xiao Gu hugged the mountain spirit and said, Brother, I have a glass ball here, let's play together.

The mountain spirit said okay, let's go, let's play.

The two little guys completely ignored Millet and Tian Tian, who sprayed gunpowder on each other, and went outside to play hand in hand.

As soon as they left, Millet immediately filled me with another bowl of porridge and put it in front of me.

"Husband, drink." Xiaomi originally called me Huangshan today, but this time I called my husband, but I still used a very tired and sneering tone, and I got goosebumps when I heard it.

I know in my heart that Xiaomi is calling Tian Tian this time.

Tian Tian didn't say anything, just stared at the bowl full of porridge in front of me.

I touched my belly and said to Xiaomi: "Xiaomi, I don't lie to you, I really can't drink it, hold on." ”

"Just now the surnamed Tian served you a meal, you said that you supported it, but it turned out that you didn't drink it, why did I serve it to you, so you can't drink it? If you drink it or not, if you don't drink it, I will take Xiao Gu away and fly away immediately, and I will never see you again. ”

Seeing that Xiaomi was not a joke, I had no choice but to drink it.

As a result, as soon as I put down the empty bowl here, Tian Tian served me another bowl.

I was so angry that I slapped the table.

As a result, Tian Tian and Xiaomi, both glared at me, these two are now on the bar, and they are both using me as a sandbag, if I criticize any of them, I am guaranteed to cause big trouble.

Two to criticize together?

Definitely not good, when the two of them fight each other, and then fight with me, it will be the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and it will definitely be a mess.

But sir, I just slapped the table, so I can't just thunder and not rain!

Thinking of the old turtle spirit just now, he reminded Tian Tian that millet gave me rice, and he was going to invite merit and reward at that time, I was so angry, he didn't talk much, and I wouldn't have a big belly.

So I said to the old turtle spirit at that time: "Just these few people are eating, why do you say you are cooking so much porridge!" ”

The old turtle also knew that he had lit the fuse of the struggle between Xiaomi and Tian Tian, and he knew that he was at a loss, so he didn't talk back to me, wiped his mouth and left.

While walking, he also said: "Oh, the weather is so good, the moon is so big, there are so many stars, it's really a good day to walk after dinner, I'm going to go out to find Gao Laodao, walk around together, you talk slowly, you don't need to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, I'll clean up when I come back, see you all back." ”

The old turtle spirit, like the master, also shook his hands and left, leaving me behind, under two guns.

Thinking about the next thing I have to face is two jealous women, and my head is big.

I chased it out, wanting to leave the old turtle spirit behind, and helped me persuade the two girls to some extent, but he ran very fast, and took away Xiao Gu and the mountain spirit, saying that he would take the two children and go to the master.

Master Tai is not far away.

After all, he and the old turtle spirit can't be too far apart, otherwise they will kill the old turtle spirit.

The old turtle spirit and the two children, after meeting with the master, walked towards the mountain.