Xiaomi and Tian Tian didn't give in to each other in the yard, and suddenly quarreled.

I originally wanted to leave and chase after Master Tai and them, no matter what happened here, but I was afraid that the two of them would fight, whether it was Tian Tian who fell into Xiaomi's poisonous Gu, or Xiaomi who was turned into a stone man by Tian Tian, I couldn't accept it.

One of them said that he worshipped heaven and earth with me first, and the other said that he had a child with me first, and no one would let anyone.

Anyway, they all scolded each other for being a third party who intervened, and a vixen who seduced other people's husbands.

"What's the big deal about having a baby, you have a little Gu, and I still have a little elf!" Tian Tian said.

"It's still a little elf, isn't it my husband who raised her from the mountain, and has a fart relationship with you, besides, my little Gu, it was born when I was conceived, and it was my husband's biological flesh and blood!" Xiaomi said.

Tian Tian laughed when he heard this, stepped forward and touched Xiaomi's belly, with a look of disdain.

"You still have the face to say that you are pregnant, you don't know it, Mai Xiaoying told me a long time ago, you are here to raise Gu, that little Gu is generated by the tail of the cat ghost, how is it the uncle's biological flesh and blood!" Tian Tian said.

"Do you believe what Mai Xiaoying said? She's a rumor, I'll tear her mouth when I turn around! If you don't believe that Xiao Gu is your husband's biological flesh and blood, we can go for a paternity test! ”

When Xiaomi said this, she slapped the table vigorously, and then emphasized: "If the results of the paternity test come out, Xiao Gu is her husband's child, you will never appear in front of us again!" ”

"We? Uncle and I are us! Xiaomi, let me tell you, you fuck me off now, or I'll kill you! ”

Seeing that Tian Tian was about to make a move, I hurriedly ran over and grabbed Tian Tian's hand.

"If you two quarrel again, I'll die for you!" I yelled.

As a result, the two of them ignored me and punched and kicked me through me.

I pulled the frame in the middle, and the one I pulled was hard, because they were fighting back and forth, and I blocked in the middle, and in the end, they didn't take a beat, and their fists and feet were all called to me.

Later, I couldn't help it anymore and broke a bowl in one fell swoop.

"Don't make any noise, let me be quiet!" I yelled.

"Huang Guoshan, you have no conscience, you can drop the bowl, and the old lady will too!"

After Xiaomi's finished speaking, he held a bowl in one hand and a plate in the other, and at the same time fell to the ground with a clattering sound.

When Xiaomi stretched out her hand again and wanted to take the bowl and plate and then fall, Tian Tian stretched out her hand and directly lifted the table, the cups and plates were in a mess, and the soup was all over the floor.

I said to myself that I just dropped a bowl, and now it's good, and the table is up!

The situation is beyond my control!

I no longer dare to think that I can make a final decision with a roar.

Forget it, let's get out of here, maybe if I'm gone, they won't be like this.

It's like two children, snatching a toy and hitting their heads to break the blood, if the toy is not there, maybe the two children can still play together.

Thinking of this, I turned around and left, but Xiaomi and Tian Tian grabbed one of my arms, one shouted uncle, and the other called husband, asking me where I was going.

"I'll go find Master Tai and them, take a walk together, and look at the moon!" I said helplessly.

"Look at the moon, it's so romantic, I'll go too!" They said in unison.

I couldn't swallow back what I said, so I had to bite the bullet and go out with these two.

All the way to the top of the mountain, I didn't see Master Tai and them, I said in my heart that this old clever ghost was just making an excuse to leave!

He must have been hiding in the dark and peeping, seeing that I left with two quarrelsome spirits, maybe the master and a few of them would have returned to the small courtyard a long time ago.

Thinking of this, I said forget it, I'm tired, let's stop looking at the moon, let's go back to sleep.

"It's okay to go back, it's okay if you're tired, but you promised me that you would sleep with me in your arms tonight." Xiaomi said.

"Why! Uncle came all the way, was injured by impermanence, can't show his true body, hum, when he can't show his real body, I fell asleep with him in my arms, why can he show his real body, I want to sleep with you, you think beautiful! ”

Tian Tian should have known from Chu Zhongtian's mouth that I had removed the seal of impermanence.

With Chu Zhongtian's ability, it is not surprising to see this matter.

I suspect now that Chu Zhongtian took away Jihai and Lige Fairy, took away Tian Tian's mother and Tian Tian's younger brother, and deliberately didn't take Tian Tian away, just to find trouble for me.

But I can't help it.

Everything is my fault, no wonder Chu Zhongtian.

"Don't quarrel with the two of you, or I'll tear myself in half, and you two will each have one half, so that you can both sleep with me in your arms tonight." I said helplessly.

"Yes, I want the lower half!" Tian Tian said.

"Hmph, you think beautifully, what if he tore himself in half vertically!" Xiaomi said.

Now Xiaomi and Tian Tian are like two vindictive roosters, no one will let anyone, quarreling on the top of the mountain.

I was very upset, so I learned the tricks of Master Jihai during the day, and my two arms shook at the same time, and I removed their hands that were pulling me, and hurried down the mountain like a lost dog.

Tian Tian and Xiaomi were chasing me after me at that time.

I ran all the way into the small courtyard and saw Xiao Gu and Mountain Spirit, the two little guys squatting in the corner, having fun.

The old turtle had already cleaned the ground, and when he saw me come in, he gloated with a grim face.

"Oh, it's really one show after another, brother, why are you running so quickly, haha, is there a big drama going on later, wait for me, I'll move a bench and pour a glass of water, and watch your performance!"

The old turtle spirit gloated with schadenfreude, which made me hate it so much.

"Old turtle Yuan, you deserve to be tied up by my master with a seven-star rope!" I said through gritted teeth.

"It's okay, Gao Laodao didn't plan to kill me, I can see a good show with him, I'm not wronged at all, I'm happy!"

The old turtle spirit said this, and stretched out his head to look outside.

"It's great, the two aunts and grandmothers are about to arrive, brother, I'm going to move the bench and pour water now, and wait to watch the show!"

The old turtle spirit hurriedly poured water, and when he was sitting in the courtyard with a bench and a water cup, Xiaomi and Tian Tian arrived at the same time.

The two of them still don't give in to each other, fighting for who will sleep with me in their arms tonight.

The two of them are not ashamed now, completely ignoring the presence of the old turtle spirit, and say anything outside.

They all say that when I was with them, I behaved so bravely, tried my best to win their favor, and I didn't sleep until I was comfortable serving them......

The more I listened to them, the more explicit they became, and they stomped their feet and said, "Can you two talk to have a doorkeeper, you can't see my brother and brother here, you two don't avoid him, always pay attention to the two children, teach the children badly!" ”

Xiaomi and Tian Tian listened and looked at the two children.

Xiao Gu and the mountain spirit were playing a game of guessing the glass ball, and they didn't pay attention to the movement here.

So Xiaomi and Tian Tian twisted my ears respectively, and said together, you must make a choice tonight, don't use the child as a shield, you say, who will you sleep with tonight!

The old turtle spirit held back a wicked smile, took a sip of water, and said to me again: "Brother, cover your face, don't wait, two younger siblings have caught you as a flower-faced cat!" ”

Seeing that there was a lot of trouble, Master Tai was in the room and coughed hard.

"Huangshan, you come in, I have something important to explain to you!"

Master Tai's words simply saved my life!

Xiaomi and Tian Tian, even my grandfather didn't dare to offend, let alone offend the master, and the two stopped at the same time.

I was faster than a rabbit and got into Master Tai's room.

"Master, if you have something to talk about, go to the soup and go to the fire, I will not hesitate, I will definitely help you old man and get things done!" I say it sincerely.

If Master Tai asked me to go thousands of miles away to do errands, I would run out immediately.

"Be quiet, this is important!" Master Tai said solemnly, his voice was very low, and it was estimated that there was an important task for me to assign.

Xiaomi and Tian Tian listened outside, and they didn't dare to quarrel anymore, and they both converged a lot.

Master Tai closed the door, pointed to the bed that grandpa slept on before, and whispered to me: "Child, sleep, don't be angry with them, the hornet's nest you provoked will admit that you were stung to death." ”

I sat down on the bed, lit a cigarette for Master Tai, and lit another one for myself.

Now Xiaomi and Tian Tian have made a fuss like this, if they come back from Huling in the future, Xiaobai and Dajin are okay to say, but Ji Caiyun is not a fuel-efficient lamp!

There is also Zhao Min, except for Tian Tian, other girls, she will not give any face.

Maybe Zhao Min and Ji Caiyun are making trouble in the fairy world now!

After thinking about this, I felt that my head was suddenly several times larger.

I threw away the cigarette butt in my mouth and knelt down for Master Tai at that time.

Master Tai was taken aback by my sudden movements, and hurriedly came to help me.

"Huangshan, it's not a year's worth of festivals, and I'm not dead, why did you suddenly kneel down for me!"

"Master Tai, you help, you go and ask the old abbot to let him promise me, I want to shave my ordination and become a monk who eats fasting and recites Buddha in the Hanging Temple!"

After I finished speaking pitifully, I thought that even if Master Tai didn't agree to me, he would pity me, but he shook his head.

"You kid, you're too unproductive, you avoid questions, what's the difference between you and a turtle with a shrunken head! Originally, I wanted to keep you for one night so that you could sleep peacefully with me, but now I have changed my mind! ”

After speaking, Master Tai opened the door, then turned back and kicked me out.

Master Tai's kick, the strength is just right, and it just kicked me to the middle of Xiaomi and Tian Tian.

Originally, they were not far from each other, and I smashed into their arms at the same time.

Master Tai beckoned to the old turtle and said come on, it's time to sleep!

After the old turtle spirit walked over, Master Tai closed the door.

Tian Tian and Xiaomi saw that Master Tai meant that they were planning to stay out of the matter, and they were even more bold.