Chapter 9: Toilet Friendship
System: "The host completes the novice task, gets an enchantment opportunity once, lives for three months, and shuttles through the Yin and Yang orders of the Yin and Yang worlds." β
Lu Dongyang breathed a sigh of relief, and finally didn't explode on the spot, but he was a little confused, and hurriedly asked, "What's going on with this cremation?" β
System: "According to the law of conservation of energy, the system needs to obtain energy through cremation of resentful spirits, so as to provide various functions, if the energy is not enough, it will regurgitate the host's yang life, so that the host will resent, and finally explode into resentful spirits, cremation and absorption." β
Damn!
"Autumn bean sacks! What you mean is that cremation is all about getting energy. β
System: "That's right, the ghost is a dark matter, people are afraid of ghosts, ghosts are born of resentment, ghosts are afraid of resentful spirits, and resentful spirits are born of ghosts' resentment." Wraiths are an extreme form of dark matter that can release enormous amounts of energy to supply the system with various superprograms. β
"How long is the cremation sycophant just now?"
System: "Due to the long-term negative supercore of energy, the energy just now is only enough to heat up the engine, please actively complete the task, earn Yang Shou, restore Yang Shou, and the system will be fully operational." β
Lu Dongyang felt a little confused, no matter what, in short, he was fine, isn't it just a task, Lao Tzu took it.
He shook his head, feeling that there was still hope in life, but when he looked up, he saw that Brother Tiger and the little ghosts around him were looking at him with unkind faces.
Lu Dongyang suddenly smiled dryly when he saw it: "Brother Tiger, who are you?" β
Su Lingling hid behind him at this time, and when he opened his mouth, Brother Hu just looked at him coldly, and Hu Mei's eyes were full of curiosity, but the starving ghost and the surroundings were full of horror.
The starving ghost said: "Brother, what kind of demon method did you just have, who are you?" β
Lu Dongyang knew at a glance that the cremation procedure just now made everyone afraid, in this situation, no one would allow a person who could endanger their existence to live.
"Big brother, this incident just now was just an accident, my family's ancestors looked at feng shui, and undertook all kinds of funeral one-stop business, just now this is also a business of my family, called sending into reincarnation business."
Brother Hu interrupted: "If the ghosts don't say dark words, let's not be empty, what are you here for, don't make it clear, don't think about this door today." β
Lu Dongyang looked at the surroundings, and hurriedly said: "Brother Tiger, I am wrong about this matter today, but Su Lingling is my friend, I can't watch her suffer and not save her." As for my ability just now, please don't ask too much, I can guarantee that as long as everyone doesn't do evil, my ability will never be used to harm everyone. β
Brother Tiger's eyes widened, "No one can threaten me Tiger, it looks like I have to remove one of your hands today!" β
Lu Dongyang was in a hurry, and hurriedly asked the system, "Can I beat the level 7 ghost?" β
System: "The host strength is equivalent to a level 1 ghost, and in the face of level 7, it can be killed in seconds." β
Lu Dongyang was dumbfounded, "What about my reward just now?" How do you use that enchantment? β
"Enchantment, the host can choose any object on the body to enchant, and the system will match the function according to the selected object."
Lu Dongyang casually wiped it on his waist and took out the money sword he had picked up before, "That's it, that's it!" β
System: "Money Sword, Evolve the Five Thunder Righteous Method Demon Subduing Money Sword, Enchanted Pure Yang Wuji Qi 10\/1000, can cast the Thunder Method, deal with level 3 ghosts." β
Lu Dongyang vomited blood, a third-level ghost, are you here to be funny?
A flash of lightning flashed on the money sword, and suddenly the little ghosts around him retreated, but Brother Hu laughed fiercely: "I'm afraid this ability is not enough, do you want to do it yourself or do it with me." β
Seeing that Brother Tiger was approaching, Lu Dongyang had already scolded the eighteen generations of the system ancestors in his heart, and even a certain doctor from another world in the distant space couldn't stop sneezing, secretly wondering which dimension's host was scolding him.
Lu Dongyang's heart is horizontal, damn it, Lao Tzu must be restrained, pretend to be a hero, and be a hero to the end!
"Brother Tiger, come on, frown, I, Lu Dongyang, am a soft egg!"
Brother Tiger sneered, "Okay, I'll fulfill you today!" β
Seeing that Brother Tiger's flesh palm was about to be split off, Lu Dongyang's heart was infinitely sad, he didn't expect that he would be opened just after escaping the self-explosion.
System! I'm Γ your grandma! I'm dying!
"Slow down, Brother Tiger!"
At the last moment, a voice like a natural voice came, and it was a fox who had not spoken.
Brother Hu stopped in response, looked back at the fox, and said in surprise: "Madam, what do you mean by this?" β
The fox came over in a charming manner, trembling with flowers, took Brother Hu's raised hand, and said with a smile: "Brother Hu, I know that you value love and righteousness, but why should you hurt your brother's harmony for a traitor, I think this brother is also a righteous person like you." β
Lu Dongyang secretly wiped a cold sweat, and when he heard what Hu Mei said, he quickly put away the money sword and said: "Sister-in-law praises it, Brother Tiger's heroism has always been a model for my generation." β
Brother Hu's face softened slightly, and the fox said again: "You see that Brother Dongyang is so good, one more friend is one less enemy, not to mention that this time the black dragon is not good, we also need help in the future, I think Brother Dongyang will never stand idly by." β
Lu Dongyang hurriedly said: "That's natural, whoever dares to touch Brother Tiger and sister-in-law will not be able to get along with me Lu Dongyang." β
Brother Tiger is naturally not stupid to sit in this position today, haha laughed: "Brother is really a cheerful person, just now it was my brother's trial for you, brother is really a hero out of a young man, and everyone will be a family in the future." β
Lu Dongyang remembered the words of the starving ghost, and sure enough, everyone was a family.
Brother Hu patted him on the shoulder and said, "It's almost dawn, today's party is over here, everyone should disperse, and I'll go back first." β
Lu Dongyang hurriedly said: "Brother Tiger go slowly!" β
Brother Hu waved his hand, and then said to the fox: "I'll go first, you can clean up here and go back quickly." β
Fox Mei nodded, Brother Tiger disappeared out of thin air, and then the surrounding ghosts also scattered, and Su Lingling pulled Lu Dongyang and said, "Little brother, I-"
Lu Dongyang was a little embarrassed, he didn't understand whether he was a human or a ghost now, but he heard the fox say: "Little brother, if you don't worry, you will follow me first, and no one will bully her." β
Lu Dongyang's eyes lit up, and then he said gratefully: "Thank you sister-in-law, I also received my sister-in-law's care just now, otherwise I am afraid that I will be in a catastrophe today." β
Fox Mei covered her mouth and smiled: "I also repay the favor, thanks to your newspaper." β
Lu Dongyang was a little puzzled, "Newspaper? β
He suddenly thought of the scene in the public toilet, and couldn't help but shout, but Fox Mei pointed her lips with her index finger and smiled at him and shook her head.
Immediately, the two of them tacitly agreed, and each smiled, but they didn't expect the two to have a friendship in the same toilet, and an ambiguous smell began to permeate.
Hu Mei said to Su Lingling: "Say goodbye, come with me." β
Su Lingling said: "Little brother, I'm leaving, and I'll leave the matter at home to you." β
Lu Dongyang nodded, and then saw Su Lingling walk to Hu Mei's side, and Hu Mei gave Lu Dongyang a flying kiss, and then disappeared out of thin air.
Lu Dongyang only felt that his bones were crispy, if it weren't for the ghost body, he would have squirted nosebleeds a long time ago.
Not far away, the hungry ghost looked at this scene dumbfounded, and said with envy: "It's worthy of being a hungry ghost in the color, it's amazing." He pretended not to see anything and quickly disappeared.
For a while, Lu Dongyang was left alone, and he was a little dumbfounded.
"System, what should I do."
System: "Please activate the Yin and Yang Order, and you can freely travel between the Yin and Yang worlds." β
When Lu Dongyang heard this, he said suspiciously: "Then did I activate the Yin and Yang Order just now, didn't Brother Tiger just take me?" β
System: "Congratulations to the host, I've learned to answer again." β
"Fuck, I Γ your grandma! I said don't learn from Uncle Benshan! β
System: "Activate Punishment Mode!" β
"Oh yesβ"
Lu Dongyang's eyes were dark, and he was unconscious......