Chapter 8: Cremation of Wraiths
Lu Dongyang was not afraid, and said to Brother Hu: "Brother Tiger, I respect you as a true hero and a true hero, if it is something else, I will never go against you." But this matter is not good, I, Lu Dongyang, have been friends, brothers, and justice all my life, and today the road is uneven, and I must not see death without saving my brother. ”
What he said was righteous and strict, and Su Lingling on the side was full of little stars.
And the sycophant hates it so much that he can wring water out of his face, because he knows that what Brother Tiger eats most is not sycophants, but this set.
Lu Dongyang's palms were already sweating, and he had already inspected Brother Hu with his heavenly eyes just now: "Level 7 ghosts, righteous ghosts, heroes who know heroes and heavy heroes, ghosts who die of righteousness, harm index 7\/100;
Prevention methods, pretend to be heroes, and be heroes! ”
Therefore, Lu Dongyang's face is righteous and awe-inspiring, just to fall into the arms of Brother Tiger.
Of course he knows that Brother Tiger doesn't help his relatives, but doesn't the word righteousness mean whether he helps his relatives or not?
The scene was stalemate for a while, and Lu Dongyang felt that his thighs were about to tremble.
Suddenly, Brother Tiger laughed, "Okay! Brother is really a man, the temper of my tiger! ”
Lu Dongyang secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but his face pretended to be like death: "Brother Hu, today's matter is emotionally a brother's wrong, but morally, my brother must do this, even if I die in the hands of Brother Hu, I will die without complaint." ”
Brother Tiger's eyes were full of brilliance, with a gesture of sympathy, and he clapped his hands and said: "Good, good, although tens of millions of people will go to me!" Back then, my tiger was also this spirit! Stick a knife in your brother's ribs, and stick a knife in your brother's ribs for a woman! Brother, you deserve to be a hungry ghost in the sex, good job! ”
Lu Dongyang was a little stunned when he heard it, and he stabbed his brothers twice? The ghost has a bit of a collapse!
Brother Hu continued: "In this case, if this is not the case, what you want to rob is my godson's wife who has not passed the door, since it is not through the door, then this matter is easy to say, I am in charge, and she belongs to you." ”
The sycophant exploded when he heard this, and hurriedly cried: "Godfather, Lingling and I really love each other, you can't break us up like this!" ”
Brother Tiger was embarrassed: "Good, this thing was originally something you did wrong, so don't hold on to it anymore." ”
The sycophant ghost's eyes rolled, and he counted in his heart, and said with a handful of snot and tears: "Godfather, don't be deceived by him, he is a hungry ghost, he must have used some ghost trick to confuse Lingling, otherwise you think, Lingling started to do well, and he became like this as soon as he appeared." ”
Brother Hu looked at Lu Dongyang suspiciously when he heard this, and then said: "I don't think I can't, Brother Lu is righteous, and he is definitely not this kind of person." ”
Lu Dongyang saw that although Brother Tiger was on his side, he still protected the sycophant, and if he wanted to beat him, he had to work harder, and he had to let this kid's resentment be exposed.
Stirring up right and wrong, you think you will let you see Lao Tzu's tricks.
Lu Dongyang immediately shouted: "Boy, you say that I am playing tricks, let me ask you, why are you pestering Lingling's mother and scaring her out of illness?" ”
The sycophant denied it: "When did I pester her mother? You don't want to spew blood! ”
Lu Dongyang: "How did you meet Lingling when you didn't pester her mother." ”
Sycophant: "I, we are a thousand miles of marriage!" ”
"Then tell me, when and where did you get it?"
"It's in the hospital."
"In the hospital, what are you doing in the hospital?"
"I was looking for ghost gas in the hospital and happened to come across it."
"You also said that you didn't pester Lingling's mother, her mother was scared of you and went to the hospital."
"You don't wronged me, I've always been in the shoebox hospital, which was originally my territory!"
"I still want to quibble, Lingling and I just said that her mother was sick, when did you say that you went to the hospital, you are here without three hundred taels of silver......"
Lu Dongyang was talking energetically, but he suddenly realized that something was wrong, the ghosts present at the moment, except for him and Su Lingling, all looked at the sycophants with unkind faces.
And the sycophant's body trembled like chaff, and he seemed to find out what he had missed, and begged for mercy again and again: "Godfather spare his life, godfather spare his life!" ”
Lu Dongyang took a look, what is the situation, why does it seem that there is an unexpected gain?
Brother Tiger's face turned pale, and he suddenly smiled and said: "Okay, after a long time, my tiger hunts geese all day long, so that the geese peck blind." I didn't expect you to be a black dragon's meticulous work! ”
The starving ghost took the case: "Okay, I'll just say that this kid is born rebellious, but I didn't expect it to be really a thing that eats inside and out." ”
Brother Tiger said: "Skinny! Wait! ”
"Boy, tell me, what did the black dragon send you for?"
The sycophant kowtowed like pounding garlic, and said hurriedly: "Brother Tiger, I was wrong, I was also confused for a while, I met Brother Long in the hospital before, he took a fancy to my ability to pat on the back, and asked me to approach you." I was also forced, Brother Tiger, you spare me! ”
Brother Tiger sneered: "Okay, you don't even recognize your godfather in the blink of an eye, and you are really an ungrateful dog." ”
The starving ghost said: "Brother Tiger, brothers can't bear it!" ”
Brother Tiger sighed: "Thin, beat, fight to death!" ”
The starving ghost smirked, "Gotcha! Brother Tiger! Brothers, give it to me! ”
"Ahh Brother Tiger! Yes! Godfather! ”
Lu Dongyang was overjoyed when he saw it, but he didn't expect it to be so easy.
"System, did you detect resentment?"
System: "The system did not detect the target's grievances, and there are still 2 minutes and 30 seconds left before the self-detonation time." ”
"What! I'll make up! ”
Lu Dongyang looked at the beaten sycophant, anxious like an ant on a hot pot.
Could it be that this kid has been subdued? No, he has to be stimulated!
Lu Dongyang's heart was horizontal and he fought hard.
"Hit him! So that he can no longer be a male ghost! ”
"yes, it's his egg, burst! Step on him and grow worms, step on explosions! ”
"Skinny, what are you doing with cucumbers, don't use cucumbers, and then, this pot of cactus balls is just right."
System: "There are 45 seconds left until the self-detonation time." ”
I'm going to die, no, I'm going to make a trick.
"Get out of the way, let me come!"
Lu Dongyang snatched the cactus ball in the hand of the starving ghost, directly made a beautiful dribble, and entered with the ball, an extremely accurate violent buckle.
"Oh-"
The sycophant went from a rugged bass to a shrill soprano that transcended the limit and took less than a second to complete.
For a while, the ghosts in the whole scene were quiet, and they looked at Lu Dongyang in amazement.
The starving ghost couldn't help but snort, "Brother, you are a hungry ghost, you really deserve your reputation!" ”
The sycophant turned his head with a blushing face and looked at Lu Dongyang resentfully.
Lu Dongyang pretended to be proud, but roared in his heart: Hurry up and hate Lao Tzu!
System: "The system alerts, the target's grievances are starting to rise, the system is about to complete detection, and it will take another 10 seconds to complete initialization." ”
"Damn, how long will it take to blow yourself up."
System: "There are 9 seconds left until the self-detonation time!" ”
"I'll make it!"
Because the two questions to the system also consumed some time, he couldn't be sure whether it was more initialization time or more time left.
He could only silently beg his grandfather to tell his grandmother in his heart.
Just when he felt that his heartbeat was about to stop, the system: "Cremation procedure started!" ”
When Lu Dongyang heard this, his whole body was about to collapse, but in an instant, he quickly shook his body and stood up stiffly.
For a while, a very familiar voice echoed on Lu Dongyang's body, it turned out to be a famous song, but the funeral atmosphere was very strong, which made all the ghosts in a situation.
I'll go, it's still "A Hundred Birds and a Phoenix", suona is really the king of funeral music, people cry when they hear it, ghosts see sorrow, absolutely it!
And the next moment, I saw a huge yin-yang fish Taiji diagram appear in the sky above the sycophant, and then two figures, one black and one white, slowly descended.
"Black and white impermanence!"
An iron chain flew out of each of them at the same time, and it passed through the sycophant's lute bone at once, and then the sycophant didn't even make a sound, and was pulled away, and disappeared with the black and white impermanence flying into the Taiji diagram.
The yin and yang fish eyes of the Taiji diagram suddenly lit up, and then the yin and yang fish slowly opened to both sides, revealing a void space.
System: "Cremation of the Wraith!" ”
The space behind the Taiji Gate burst into flames, and everyone saw the sycophant being burned inside, watching him struggle and roar, but they couldn't hear a sound.
Immediately, the yin and yang fish slowly closed the door again, and the Taiji gate quickly became smaller, and finally submerged into the heart of Lu Dongyang's eyebrows.
For a moment, all the ghosts looked at him as if they had seen Lord Yama.