Chapter 644: Sell Spirit Mountain to be a monk!
"Grandma, did you bring the gold rope?"
The Golden Horn and the Silver Horn asked impatiently.
"Oops! Good grandson, what is that big gourd for? Why in the middle?! ”
It's okay not to mention the gourd, but when the gourd is mentioned, the silver horn almost didn't go away.
The right leg, which was already broken, now hurts even more.
Jin Jiao smiled reluctantly, and said with endless "vicissitudes" in his eyes.
"Grandma, you don't know, we were deceived by a person. That guy took this big gourd that he didn't have and lied to us two treasures! Otherwise, we won't let you come all the way to the lotus cave of our brothers with a golden rope! ”
"Oh! I see, then you guys are stupid! ”
Poof!
After Ouyang Ming and the golden horn stabbed the knife, the silver horn was stabbed by Sun Wukong again.
"Brother, what are you shaking!?"
I saw that the silver horn trembled all over, trembling like sifting chaff.
"Brother....., brother, I think...., I want to die headfirst in the cave. If this matter gets out, what will the little ones think of me, what will the master think of me, and what will the monkey think of me? There are also demons and monsters in the Three Realms, immortal mounts, what do you think of me? ”
After hearing this, the golden horn covered his face.
"That's it, brother. In the future, you and my brother, go out less! Otherwise, if someone bumps into us and laughs at our two brothers, we will really hit our heads and die. ”
Poof!!
Sun Wukong couldn't help it, he laughed directly.
"Grandma, your grandson is already like this. Can you still laugh? ”
"That's not right! Brother, he's not a grandma!! ”
The Golden Horn guy was smarter than the Silver Horn, and he quickly saw that something was wrong.
Of course, his intelligence can only be compared to Silver Horn.
Compared with Ou Yangming's old fritters, it is more than ten streets worse.
It turns out that the baby is not enough to make up for the gap in the head.
"My good grandson, do you just see that grandma is not grandma?!"
As soon as Sun Wukong turned around, he immediately changed back to his body, the appearance of a hairy face and a thunderous mouth.
"Huh?! Sun Wukong, it's you! ”
The Golden Horn and the Silver Horn were shocked, and the two of them retreated instantly.
Then with a flick of his hand, one person held the seven-star sword, and the other held a banana fan.
"Hehe, you two guys, are you planning to tickle and fan grandma? What a good grandson of grandma! ”
Sun Wukong smiled and didn't take the two brothers in his eyes at all.
"Phew! Sun Wukong, don't be complacent, we two brothers are not easy to mess with! See, this banana fan is used by my master to fan the flames. A little spiritual fire in the fan can burn everything! ”
"Humph! The seven-star sword in my hand is used by my master to refine demons. Crack your invulnerable body!! ”
The monkey waved his hand, took out the gold rope from his waist, and shook it three times.
"See, do you know what it's called? The gold rope is specially designed for the two of you! ”
Seeing this, Silver Horn actually weakened a little, and asked Golden Horn with some concern.
"Brother, this monkey has a golden rope in his hand, I'm afraid we are not his opponents."
"What are you afraid of? Even if this monkey has a golden rope in his hand, does he know how to make a formula? Can you control the Rope of Gouge? ”
When the words fell, the golden rope in Sun Wukong's hand flew out suddenly, instantly tying the golden horn into a big zongzi.
The hands cannot move, the mouth cannot speak.
Boom!
Silver Horn swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said dumbfounded.
"Brother! This monkey can also control the rope of gold! ”
"Woooooo Whining!! Whining!! ”
The golden horn could not speak, only whining.
Squeak!
The door outside the cave was pushed open, and three people entered.
The person at the head was none other than Ou Yangming.
"Amitabha! Golden Horn Donor, Silver Horn Donor, we meet again. ”
Silver Horn looked at Ou Yangming, who was smiling, and felt a little familiar.
He slammed his head and suddenly realized.
"You, you, you.... Aren't you an uncle?! Ahh You bald donkey, you deceived our two brothers so miserably! We took two treasures to exchange with you, but you gave us a fake. You pay me the purple gold red gourd, you pay me the mutton fat jade net bottle! ”
Ou Yangming raised his index finger and shook it three times in front of the silver horn.
"Silver Horn Donor, you don't have any physical evidence, don't talk nonsense! You and your little brothers have seen with your own eyes that the Nine Turns Soul Restoration Pill has been refined in the gourd. After that, you and your brother moved the gourd back to the Lotus Cave.
Who knows if you bumped into my baby in the process? You're biting me back now, it's really not authentic! Youkai like you are to be spurned by men! ”
Poof!!
Silver Horn only felt that his heart had been stabbed again.
Is there any reason for this?
Monk, who is in debt, how dare you go to the Buddha to learn scriptures?
If you really want to get in front of the Buddha, I'm afraid that you will be directly killed by a divine thunder!
"Silver Horn Donor, I know you are scolding me in your heart. However, the poor monk is generous and never cares about these little things. I'll tell you the truth, the poor monk is lying to you and your brother, what can you do with the poor monk now? Defy? I don't accept you to bite me! ”
Poof!
Silver Horn looked at Ou Yangming, who had a face that could help me, and his heart was pierced again in an instant.
I've seen shameless, I've never seen such shameless!
Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng looked at Ou Yangming.
secretly said in his heart, and said that he was generous, and your revenge will be avenged in a blink of an eye.
Don't you see the bloodshot silver horns?
If you are angry, your eyeballs are probably going to burst out.
"You, you, you, you........, you shameless!!"
Ou Yangming walked up to Yinjiao and opened his mouth.
"Donor, aren't you blind? Look at the poor monk's teeth, it's very good! How can it be said that the poor monk is toothless?! ”
As soon as the silver horn's eyes closed, he was immediately so angry that he fainted.
Ou Yangming looked at the silver horn lying on the ground and shook his head.
"Alas! After all, I'm still young! has no social experience, so are Laojun and Bodhisattva, and it really hurts the two of them to get these two hairy children into the lower realm. ”
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, the golden horn and the silver horn are indeed bitter.
But it's not because they don't have any social experience, let alone young, but because they met you, Master.
Of course, Sun Wukong didn't dare to say this.
After all, it is better to be remembered by someone than by his own master Ou Yangming.
Didn't you see Zhu Bajie with a golden hoop?
That's a living example!
Because he had a good relationship with his master, he escaped a catastrophe, so he didn't wear it.
"Wukong, tie up the two of them as teachers. Bajie and Sha Sang, you go to do some fasting, you have been hungry for a day. By the way, when Lao Jun came, tell him to ransom people with treasures, otherwise he will sell the golden horns and silver horns to Lingshan as a monk as a teacher! ”