Chapter 645: Depressed Old Jun, Monkey of Negotiation

"Wait, Master. Why are we waiting for Taishang Laojun to come? Could it be that these two monsters, what does it have to do with Taishang Laojun? ”

Zhu Bajie asked with a strange face, the monster was caught, but he didn't kill it in time, and he had to wait for someone.

"Hehe, Bajie. Treasures such as the purple gold jade net bottle are all the things of Taishang Laojun. Tell me who within the Three Realms could steal his things? If he hadn't personally handed over these two monsters, then Taishang Laojun wouldn't have any face to mix in the Three Realms. These two monsters, you also know Bajie, are the boys of Lao Jun guarding the Dan furnace. ”

The three of Sun Wukong looked at Ouyang Ming, who turned around and sat on the stone chair, their eyes widened.

So you're going to knock on Lao Jun's bamboo pole?

And the most shameless thing is that if Taishang Laojun doesn't give you the baby, you will sell these two boys to Lingshan as monks?

Oops, I'll go!

It's too bad!

What kind of person is Taishang Laojun, the leader of the Taoist priests of the Three Realms.

His own boy was sold to Lingshan, even if the Buddha didn't accept it, then his face would be lost!

You, an apprentice of a Taoist leader, were sent to Lingshan by others, and it is estimated that you are really faceless.

Ginger is really old and spicy!

Sun Wukong took a deep look at Ou Yangming, the golden rope in his waist, naturally there is no need to say more, the treasure of the baby.

"Goku! Come on, come on, there are four treasures in this for the teacher. You give me that rope of gold, and I will give you these four treasures. ”

Ou Yangming was full of smiles and said to Sun Wukong.

The monkey's eyes rolled, and he thought to himself, one treasure for four, this deal is worth it!

"Good, good!! Master, you are not allowed to go back. ”

"Of course, I have always been a monk who speaks for the sake of my teacher."

Ou Yangming bit the word monk very loudly.

Zhu Bajie watched coldly, after being cleaned up by Ou Yangming many times, he already knew that his master was a robber and bandit.

You expect robbers and bandits to trade with you and make you what you have, which is tantamount to a fool's dream.

Therefore, Master, he must be thinking about how to pit the monkey.

Even though Zhu Bajie guessed Ou Yangming's thoughts, he didn't remind Sun Wukong.

Just snickering in my heart, waiting to see Brother Monkey's jokes.

Sha Seng has always been honest.

thought that Ou Yangming was giving Sun Wukong a baby in disguise, but he was not jealous. After all, the senior brother made a contribution, and after a busy day, he captured the Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King.

Ou Yangming put the golden rope into his sleeve, and watched Sun Wukong dance with four precious pieces of music, he wanted to laugh a little.

Who is Taishang Laojun?

If he is unreasonable, apprentice and baby, you will spit it out to me!

But as long as Ou Yangming pretended to be a golden rope and didn't know where to go, Taishang Laojun couldn't find it, and he could only eat Coptis dumbly.

It's not like it's going to make trouble to the Buddha because of a pretense of gold rope, or use violence to seize it, right?

Why not take a few more?

People have a bottom line, if you take more, in case Lao Jun really makes trouble, it won't end well.

So between being able to get a practical treasure and possibly not getting one, Ou Yangming chose the former.

When you eat the meat in your mouth, that's called meat!

What you can't eat, that's the flower in the mirror, the moon in the water.

And Sun Wukong, who didn't know that he had been secretly cheated by Ouyang Ming, was dangling in front of Zhu Bajie.

Looking at his expression of my grandson and I have made a lot of money, Zhu Bajie wanted to laugh at him for being cheated by the master, but he didn't know it yet!

But in the end, he held back, because he especially wanted to see the monkey's miserable expression.

.........

"Great Sage! Holy Monk! Return my apprentice. ”

Hearing someone shouting outside the cave, the four masters and apprentices put down the dishes and chopsticks and walked out of the lotus cave.

"Yo he! Isn't this too old man? Why are you in the lower realm, is it possible that the little lover is coming? ”

Sun Wukong, a monkey, has no respect for Lao Jun, and directly opened his mouth and laughed.

Taishang Laojun was choked by him like this, and his face was a little unsightly.

What do you mean by me coming to meet a little lover?

After all these years, this monkey is still just as stubborn.

"Don't laugh at the Great Sage, the apprentices I'm talking about are golden horns and silver horns. The two of them are the boys who are my guards of the Dan furnace, and you can also return my five treasures to me. ”

"Hey, hey! Old man, the apprentice can give it to you, but baby, don't think about it. You connived at your apprentice to become a demon in the lower realm, and my grandson didn't settle accounts with you, and he already gave you enough face. Now you open your mouth to ask for baby, impossible! Don't give, don't give! ”

When Sun Wukong heard that he wanted a baby, he immediately played a scoundrel.

Taishang Laojun looked at the Monkey King who was spoaching and laughing, and he was really a little crying and laughing.

How is this still my fault?

"Great Sage! You're a bit of a strong argument! The reason why my two boys are demons in the lower realm is not that Guanyin Bodhisattva ran to my Tushi Palace three times? Only then did I agree to Guanyin Bodhisattva and send them to the lower realm to try your Zen mind. How do you know that you are so powerful, you directly served the two of them in one pot. ”

As soon as the monkey heard that it was Guanyin Bodhisattva's signal, he scratched his head in some embarrassment, and then turned his head to look at his master.

The corners of Ou Yangming's mouth hooked up a smile, and he said softly.

"Monk!"

"Huh?! Old man! No matter who instigated it, I only know that you connived at your disciple's murder. It's not impossible for the apprentice to give you back, but you have to leave some treasures, or give thousands of elixirs! ”

Burst!!

Taishang Laojun didn't spit out a mouthful of blood!

You great monks, you really don't have any good goods.

Don't you just want a baby? Knock on my bamboo pole? You say it clearly!

There are thousands of elixirs, and you treat me as a Chinese cabbage?!

Zhu Bajie looked at Taishang Laojun, who was about to vomit blood, and covered his mouth and snickered.

"That ....., old man. For the sake of our acquaintance, I'll give you a discount, and I'll keep two of the five treasures. Then we will return your apprentice to you, if you don't give it, Lao Sun and I will turn over to the Buddha one by one, and sell the two of them to become monks. Presumably, the Buddha must be more generous than you and give my grandson dozens of treasures. ”

Burst!!

Taishang Laojun really spit out a mouthful of old blood this time.

Sold to Lingshan as a monk? What you can say!

Let's not talk about whether the Buddha can accept it, even if I don't accept the old way, I don't have a special face, and I will be mixed up in the Three Realms!

"Okay, you say, which two treasures do you want?"

What kind of person is Taishang Laojun, the absolute "big tycoon" of the Three Realms!

These five treasures are nothing.

He knew the character of the monkey very well, and if he was ridiculed by the people of the Three Realms because of these things that were "rags" in his eyes, it would be too unworthy.

Lao Jun should be ruined to avoid disasters, let this monkey once, and he will suffer in the future!

On the way to learn scriptures in the west, there are not only his two boys, but also his green ox!

And the baby of the green cow is even more powerful.

When the time comes, Sun Wukong will come to beg himself, and he will be embarrassed, so he can still get his treasure back?