"Cousin, did you change your password? I tried several times but couldn't open the door!"

After Tang Xin complained angrily, she immediately greeted with a smile:

"Hello uncle and aunt, hello little sister!"

"Cousin-in-law, why don't you introduce me?"

Wu Jie smiled: "This is my parents and little sister, Tang Xin, Xiaoxiao's cousin." ”

"Little sister, last time grandpa's birthday banquet, didn't you still say that you were your only son...... Hey, sister, what are you pulling me for?"

Tang Xiao dragged Tang Xin into the living room and quickly muttered a few words.

"Oh, I see!" Tang Xin nodded repeatedly.

After letting go, Tang Xiao frowned and asked, "Brother Jie lives here, can I not change the password?" Otherwise, you will run to me twice in three days and treat me here as a hotel?"

"Every time I go home, I either ask how I study, or urge me to fall in love and get married early, I can't stand it!"

Tang Xin took Tang Xiao's arm and said with a smile: "Sister, where is your marriage certificate?"

"Didn't I post on Moments?"

"Where is the photo looks good, hurry up and show it to me!"

"At your cousin-in-law's!"

Tang Xiao shook off Tang Xin's hand and took Wu Jianguo and the three of them to introduce as they walked.

Wu Jie didn't take two steps before he was dragged by Tang Xin.

"Cousin-in-law, where's the marriage certificate, show me!"

Wu Jie's face turned cold, and after Tang Xiao and the others walked away, he turned his head and asked:

"What do you mean, do you suspect that we are forgery?"

"Hee-hee! I'm just curious!" Tang Xin laughed.

Wu Jie snorted heavily, turned around and went to the room to get the marriage certificate.

Tang Xin followed behind with her hands behind her back, humming a little song, and smiling.

"Sure enough, it's not the master bedroom...... Brother Jie, you have to talk to your cousin, in order to make acting more realistic, you two have to live in a room!"

"Even if you have different dreams in the same bed, but lying in the same bed every night, it's easier to fake it!"

Wu Jie handed over the marriage certificate and said coldly: "If you don't see through it, we can still be friends!"

"Okay, good, I understand, I understand!"

Tang Xin opened the marriage certificate and looked at it carefully.

"Oh, I'll go, there's a code and a stamp, it's real!"

Wu Jie snorted: "Do you think that with your sister's character, she will use false testimony to deceive people?"

Tang Xin shrugged and said, "This won't be, but it's ......."

Looking Wu Jie up and down, Tang Xin suddenly smiled:

"Brother, you're really awesome!"

"Compared to your cousin's other suitors, you're so smart!"

"I know that it must be very difficult to pursue my cousin directly, so 'curve to save the country', first fake love and fake marriage with her. ”

"Now legally, she is already your person, get along day and night in the future, and after a long relationship, she will become your real wife sooner or later!"

Wu Jie looked confused.

"You think I like your cousin, that's why I fake my marriage to her?"

"Isn't it?" Tang Xin smiled: "You have the ability and ability, and you don't look like a person who loves vanity and greedy for money, if it weren't for liking her, you would obey my cousin?"

Tang Xin seemed to be smiling, staring at Wu Jie with a playful smile.

Wu Jie grinned on his face, and he was magby in his heart.

Lao Tzu wouldn't say that I was with your sister to earn energy points, right?

"Uh...... You can see this, you are really smart!" Wu Jie laughed.

"Haha! Now you finally take the initiative to admit it!"

Tang Xin handed the marriage certificate back to Wu Jie, turned her head to look outside the door, and muttered in a low voice:

"But Brother Jie, my cousin is not an ordinary woman!"

"Don't be fooled by her exquisite appearance and perfect and graceful figure!"

"She's hot-tempered and stubborn...... Sometimes it's even moody, even a little paranoid. ”

"If she gets angry, my uncle is afraid of her, so you have to accommodate her as much as possible and make her angry less!"

"Of course, the most important thing is not to let her old injuries recur, otherwise she will die or be paralyzed, what can you do?"

......

Tang Xin's opening was endless, endless.

If it weren't for the sound of talking outside, Tang Xin would probably have to talk non-stop.

"Uh...... This is the second bedroom and also the guest room!"

Outside the door, Tang Xiao was introduced, Tang Xin immediately walked out, and said with a smile: "Sister, you two are really weird, you are both married, but you still have to sleep in separate beds!"

Tang Xiao immediately retorted: "Who said that we slept separately? This is obviously a guest room!"

"That's great, I'll stay here tonight, after all, it's not safe to take a taxi home at night. ”

Tang Xin grinned, and didn't forget to give Wu Jie a look.

What do you mean?

Is this for an assist?

However......

Tang Xiao was not confused, but said with a smile: "Okay! Anyway, this place is close to the hotel, you just help me put on makeup tomorrow morning!"

"Help you with your makeup? I would like to ask, do you have any makeup?"

"Can't you put on makeup if you don't have it?" Tang Xiao said in a high tone.

Tang Xin smiled awkwardly but politely.

"Yes, cousin, you said yes, then you can!"

Retracting his cold gaze, Tang Xiao smiled pleasantly: "Mom, Dad, I'll take you to try the massage chair." Will the little sister be useful? There is a swimming pool at home, you can try it. ”

The group drifted apart.

Tang Xin's smile gradually froze, and when she turned around, she punched Wu Jie in the chest.

"You helped me play a fake boyfriend, I helped you chase your cousin, let's settle down!"

Wu Jie pouted and said, "You haven't helped me catch up, why did you flatten it out?" Then according to what you say, if you punch me in the chest, then I should also beat you......"

"Come on, hurt each other, I'm afraid of you?"

Tang Xin straightened her chest and raised her abdomen and her head up, and leaned on Wu Jie with the murder weapon with an amazing arc.

"Stop, stop!"

Wu Jie retreated again and again: "I thought Lao Tzu was a hooligan enough, but I didn't expect you to be more shameless than me!"

Tang Xin snorted coldly:

"Warn you, don't mess me up, or I'll tell my cousin that you're insulting me, and then I'll see how you pursue her!"

"Am I rude to you?" Wu Jie snorted and sneered: "Who made a bet with me to buy a house within a year, and then fight with me for three days and three nights?"

Tang Xin's face flushed instantly.

"That's just a joke, who knew you were pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?

Wu Jie sighed, pouted and shook his head:

"The person who wants to bet is you, and you are the one who doesn't count, can't you be a little honest as a person?"

Tang Xin clenched her pink fist and gritted her teeth:

"Be honest, right? Then I swear, I will help you catch up with my cousin, so that you two can really do the fake show!"

"In return, you have to teach me acupuncture, you don't have to learn anything else, just learn to treat menstrual cramps!"

Wu Jie sneered contemptuously: "With your IQ, I'm afraid you really won't be able to learn!"

"Nonsense! Isn't it just to find a few acupuncture points and take turns to prick needles? What's so difficult about this!"

"It's so simple, then why do you want to learn from me?

Tang Xin snorted coldly: "Do you think I haven't tried it? But the problem is, there is no comfortable feeling of fluttering immortals, soft and hot all over the body, it's not cool at all!"

it!!

Wu Jie was stunned.

"Lao Tzu needles are for healing, you learn to prick needles...... Just to make yourself cool?"