"That's right!

Facing Wu Jie's questioning, Tang Xin was not ashamed, but proud.

"Otherwise, do you think that I learned to prick silver needles really to cure diseases?"

Wu Jie sweated profusely.

"I said brain-dead girls ......"

"Who are you talking about?" Tang Xin pouted and feigned anger.

"Oh no, Xiaoxin!"

Wu Jie immediately changed his words and kindly persuaded: "If you are just for coolness, you can create happiness with your own hands, you see your white and tender little hands, can't you do without it?"

"You can buy a cucumber or eggplant, or a carrot if it's too big...... You can even buy some adult products online, all kinds of vibration toys, it is definitely cooler than a silver needle, and it is also very healthy and safe!"

"What's more, it's not so easy to learn to pierce a silver needle, in case you make a mistake, don't say it's cool, it's possible for you to die of pain, you're so young and beautiful, don't risk your body for your own selfish desires!"

......

Wu Jie kept counting.

The system tinkling the annunciation.

was hated by Tang Xin for five consecutive years, and earned a small amount of five thousand energy points.

Noticing that Tang Xin's eyes became cold, Wu Jie stopped talking.

"If you don't want to teach, forget it, why do you talk so much nonsense?"

"Actually, if people want to learn to prick silver needles, they actually want to find friends with menstrual pain and give her live injections. ”

Wu Jie laughed and said: "The explanation is to cover up, which of us is with whom? You might as well say that it is to solve the loneliness, I can also consider teaching you other tricks, which are easier and easier to learn!"

Tang Xin's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said with a smile:

"Really? I am! I ...... I don't have a boyfriend, I'm empty, lonely......, and cold! I want to get myself a few shots every night......"

Wu Jie raised his hand to signal silence, and Tang Xin immediately shut up.

"Do you really want to learn?"

"Of course!!" Tang Xin nodded repeatedly.

Wu Jie nodded slightly, searched for a book on his mobile phone, and sent the link to Tang Xin.

"Learn theory first and then practice! When you understand "Acupuncture and Moxibustion", I will teach you to prick needles!"

Tang Xin nodded again and again with a sincere face, "I will definitely work hard, but cousin-in-law, how long will it take me to learn?"

Wu Jie held his forehead in deep thought, slowly paced out of the room, and went to the living room.

"It won't be long, maybe three months!"

"I'm going!three months??Is this still a simple pattern?"

Tang Xin's beautiful eyes widened, and after being stunned for two seconds, she caught up with Wu Jie with a frustrated expression.

"Then I won't study, and when I need it, I'll come to you for a needle! In return, I will definitely help you catch up with your cousin!"

"It's too troublesome!" Wu Jie sighed: "I advise you to use your hands! If you are shy and want eggplant or cucumber, I will buy it for you." ”

"Buy a fart! you want to be a girl?" Tang Xin pouted and muttered: "I just miss that very strange and comfortable feeling, it's really cool to the bone!"

"It's really addictive, don't think of me so dirty, I'm pure, okay?"

Wu Jie sneered: "Don't pollute the word purity!"

Tang Xin was anxious.

"Yes, yes, I admit that my mind is too unrestrained and a little dirt......y! I'm really addicted!"

Wu Jie asked rhetorically, "Then why isn't Sister Lin addicted?"

"She's just too shy to say it, and when she has her period next month, even if it doesn't hurt, she'll definitely ask you for help!"

Tang Xin said solemnly.

Wu Jie snorted coldly: "Aren't you familiar with her? Why did you only cooperate in a live broadcast once, and you know her very well?"

"I guess!" Tang Xin said confidently: "I bet that any woman in the world, as long as she tries it once, will fall in love with that feeling, including my fierce cousin!"

"Where am I so strong, and what does it feel like to fall in love?"

As the two were talking, Tang Xiao's cold voice suddenly burst out.

Tang Xin immediately gave Wu Jie a look, and then turned around with a smile.

"Of course it's the feeling of creating people! Don't refute me, even Lao Tzu said, food and sex!"

"So cousin, don't listen to the nonsense of the older generation, why are you in a hurry to have a child?"

"Enjoy the world of two people first, otherwise you will be annoyed if you want to get close to a child in the future!"

Tang Xin turned her head and smiled at Wu Jie: "Cousin-in-law, you said that what I said makes sense, right?"

There is a reason for your sister!

Wu Jie glared at Tang Xin and scolded, "You little brat, where did you get these crooked truths?"

Tang Xin said arrogantly: "You are a little brat! I am twenty this year, and I have reached the legal age of marriage!"

"Then you should hurry up and fall in love and get married, and practice your crooked truth!" Tang Xiao scolded his cousin and looked at Wu Jie: "You come with me!"

Tang Xin snorted heavily, turned around and lay on the sofa.

With one hand on his cheek, his mind was thinking:

Looking at the posture, Brother Jie really likes his cousin.

And it seems that my cousin takes Brother Jie, just as an emotional shield!

But it should also have a slight favor, at least I don't hate it, otherwise I wouldn't find him for a fake marriage.

No way!

I must help Brother Jie!

As the old saying goes, it is better to demolish ten temples than to destroy a marriage.

I'm matching them, and that's a good deed!

......

Suddenly, Tang Xin thought of Su Huan, who was still in detention.

I think at the beginning, how awesome Su Huan was!

After knocking the drug, he forcibly annihilated the earth in public and slammed the highway...... That wonderful video is still circulating on campus today.

Afterwards, Tang Xin specially asked someone to inquire and found a purchase channel.

For men, for women, there are oral ones, and there are similar sprays, only you can't think of it.

Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one around, Tang Xin hurriedly went to the balcony to make a call.

“...... Money is not a problem, the key is to have it tomorrow!"

"Also, it's not poisonous, is it? I don't want to kill anyone...... Okay, call me when you get there!"

Soon after hanging up the phone, Tang Xiao and his party appeared.

"Stay home by yourself, we'll be back soon!"

Tang Xin hurriedly smiled and said, "Uncle and aunt, little sister, good night, see you tomorrow!"

After saying goodbye, the moment Tang Xin closed the door, she immediately snorted coldly.

"Fake Marriages...... Hmph, I see you two lying on the same bed, how can you fake it!"

Tang Xin muttered, and began to move things, and put everything that could be used for flooring to the guest room.

Even the yoga mat at the gym is not spared.

......

Fifteen minutes later.

As soon as the door opened, Tang Xin stepped forward and said with a smile:

"I've made you two a supper, hurry up and eat it while it's hot!"

"By the way, cousin-in-law, you have two poached eggs, why do you have the strength to work when you are full!"

Tang Xin smiled evilly and waved goodbye: "I'll go to bed first, so I won't disturb the sweetness of your two newlyweds, see you tomorrow!"

As soon as the voice fell......

Tang Xiao immediately became expressionless, and said casually in a flat tone:

"I'm not hungry, I'm going to take a shower first, I'll wait for you in bed!"

Rumble!

As soon as these words came out, Tang Xin was a little dazed in an instant, walked unsteadily, and almost fell down.

Bed etc.??

That's too tough!

This saucy operation is simply too anti-routine!

Completely beyond Tang Xin's expectations, she instantly felt that she was busy in vain.

And Wu Jie was suddenly ecstatic in his heart:

"Damn, is this going to be a bed-play?"